When a woman surrenders her body and mind to a man, marriage and having children are on the agenda.

After all, a great man once said: Falling in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan!

You Mi and Song Xiaojian have been together for more than half a year, except for giving birth to monkeys, everything they should do is done. Although there is occasionally a little friction, the relationship between the two is basically stable.

In addition, Song Xiaojian is almost obedient to You Mi, which makes You Mi feel that his child's future surname should be "Song".

Therefore, taking Song Xiaojian to meet his parents has become the question that You Mi has been thinking about the most recently, even more than the problem of researching new clothes.

"What if my dad doesn't like Song Xiaojian?" You Mi sent me a text message.

"Are you dad in a relationship with him, or are you?" You Mi is not a tangled person, but tangled is scary to death.

"Nonsense, of course it's me, but if my dad doesn't like Song Xiaojian and puts a stinky face on him, wouldn't it be embarrassing?" You must know that my aunt can smile like a big chrysanthemum on the face of the person you like, but for the person you don't like, the chrysanthemum will become a chrysanthemum.

"Otherwise, don't be in a hurry to take the little brother to see your parents, first foreshadowing, and goodbye." I think Song Xiaojian needs to make enough preparations to win the love of his aunt.

"Foreshadowing?" Children who are not good at language can also travel rice.

"You haven't studied a language, have you? is to blow the wind in your ears in front of your parents first, especially in front of your father, and praise the little brother on the side for being good, good to you, righteous and so on. Remember, it's the side! "What I'm offering is a roundabout tactic.

"Then I'll try!" You Mi knew it in his heart.

"Honestly, isn't that what?" I smelled a smell of gossip.

"What?" You Mi pretended to be stupid.

"Pretend!" Youmi, we grew up together.

"Hey, uh-huh, uh-huh⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄" Yumi blushed.

"Pay attention to safety, don't make a little monkey, I don't want to be a little aunt so soon." Unexpectedly, Officer Song's movements were so fast, and he was really a criminal policeman, fast and ruthless.

"Aren't you a great aunt?" My dad is You Mi's uncle, and in the Hu family, I am the eldest.

"Little aunt, remember, I will always be a little aunt [○・'д ́・ ○]" I don't want to be a big aunt.

After listening to my advice, You Mi did not want to take Song Xiaojian home to meet his parents in a hurry, but began a roundabout tactic.

"Dad, look, is it good?" You Mi handed her a platinum bracelet to her aunt.

"Sterling silver?" My aunt glanced at it.

"Is it platinum? It's precious. At that time, it was popular to wear platinum, so Song Xiaojian bought You Mi a platinum bracelet.

"Oh, where did you pick it up?" Haha, my aunt's imagination is so good.

"It was sent by Song Xiaojian, do you think it looks good?" You Mi looked proud.

"Okay." My aunt glanced at it again, and then, it was gone.

At the dinner table, You Mi was in a daze at a pile of dishes.

"No appetite?" My aunt noticed that You Mi barely moved her chopsticks.

"It's losing weight." My aunt said.

"No, I think my mother's cooking level has dropped recently, and the dishes are not as delicious as Song Xiaojian's." When Song Xiaojian was resting, he would cook for You Mi, feeling that You Mi was too thin, and wanted to feed You Mi a little fatter.

"No wonder you've gained weight lately." Daddy's eyes are sharp.

Isn't that the point? You Mi burst into tears.

However, Song Xiaojian is really good to You Mi, except for sending things to cook, as long as You Mi is not in the sky, he can be satisfied.

"Dad, do you know how hard it is to be a police officer, especially a criminal policeman." You Mi began to blow the wind in her aunt's ears again.

"The people's police are for the people." My aunt and father never leave the newspaper.

"Yes, Song Xiaojian has a colleague who went to sweep pornography last time, and his face was scratched." You Mi remembered Wu Di's big face again.

"Ah Qiu!" Wu Di sneezed, "Who's talking about me?" ”

"Then Song Xiaojian is okay, right?" Daddy asked.

"He's fine, just a few cuts to the neck." You Mi was overjoyed, and her aunt finally took the initiative to mention Song Xiaojian's name.

"Oh." However, there is no follow-up.

Yumi o(╥_╥)o

My aunt's luck in playing mahjong has not been very good recently, and he lost nine out of ten games, so in a fit of anger, he quit mahjong.

If I don't play mahjong, my aunt will start walking Shoushou, which is the turtle you bought by Mi.

Every morning, my aunt took Shoushou out of the fish tank, tied a rope to its turtle shell, and took it downstairs for a walk.

Shou Shou, under the careful feeding of his aunt, has grown from the size of one palm to the size of two palms.

But even if it grows to the size of four or five palms, it's a turtle, not a dog.

So every time my aunt led Shoushou down the stairs, Shoushou would shrink into the turtle shell, no matter how my aunt shouted, he just didn't stretch out his short legs to go down the stairs by himself.

No way, my aunt had to carry Shoushou down the stairs. Shou Shou is also smart, and when his aunt put it in the yard, Shou Shou got out of the turtle shell and slowly crawled behind his aunt's ass with the pull of the rope.

"Fourth Brother You, I haven't seen you play mahjong recently." A neighbor's uncle came over to talk to my aunt.

"Haven't you been busy with Shoushou lately?" My aunt pulled Shoushou to him.

"You're walking a turtle, hehe, there's Yaxing." The neighbor's uncle was embarrassed.

"My dad hasn't been normal lately, why don't you play mahjong and walk the turtle?" You Mi stood on the balcony, looking down at her aunt who was walking the turtle.

"It's not because you have to lose every time you fight, and you're not in the mood to fight if you lose." The aunt told You Mi the truth.

"Huh!" You Mi had a flash of inspiration.

"Dad, what do you think of this mahjong?" You Mi pushed a set of bamboo mahjong in front of her aunt.

"It's polished very well, and it feels good, where did it come from?" My aunt picked up a piece of chicken, touched it and checked it.

"Song Xiaojian dragged a friend to buy it, he didn't have time, so I helped him get it." In fact, You Mi bought it himself, and wanted to use mahjong to create an opportunity for Song Xiaojian to meet his aunt.

"He also plays mahjong?" My aunt listens to You Mi in his ears every day, Song Xiaojian is long and Song Xiaojian is short, but he hasn't heard You Mi mention that Song Xiaojian can play mahjong.

"Yes, it's his only pastime." Auntie, hurry up and get into the set.

"The people's police also play mahjong?" Sure enough, it was a father and daughter, and even the questions they asked were the same.

"It's not gambling, it's just entertainment." You Mi put away the mahjong and pretended to go out.

"Oh, let's let him come over and play a few games another day, it's just one of the three." Why does this daughter always have an appetite for him, Fat Xiang can accompany him to drink, and Song Xiaojian can accompany him to play mahjong.

My aunt whispered: You Mi, it is really her own.

Auntie, did you know that You Mi was born to you?

"Okay, then I won't take the mahjong away, and I'll let him take it away after he comes to play at home next time." You Mi's face looked calm, but he was already pole dancing in his heart, and the whole person was fluttering.

You Mi, if you knew what your aunt and father liked, she wouldn't have tossed for so long.

So, taking advantage of the weekend, You Mi took Song Xiaojian to play mahjong at home.

Song Xiaojian was happy and nervous, and changed his clothes several times before deciding to go out.

Officer Song, your clothes are either black or black, is there a difference between changing and changing?

Song Xiaojian came to Youmi's house for the first time, and he was a little restrained, but his aunt and uncle were very hospitable, and after sitting for a long time, everyone was happy, and began to eat melon seeds and chat.

After lunch, spread out the mahjong table, and set up the mahjong, the four of them sat down with their own thoughts.

Aunt: I don't know if my luck will be better today.

Aunt: I haven't played mahjong for a long time, and after losing the dice, do you start to draw cards from the left hand side or from the right hand side?

You Mi: Song Xiaojian, it's up to you.

Song Xiaojian: Today's task is to only lose and not win.

"Flowers on the bar, hahahaha, Xiao Song, you gave me another flower on the bar!" After Song Xiaojian let his aunt win for the nth time, a big chrysanthemum finally bloomed on his aunt's face.

Seeing the chrysanthemums in full bloom, You Mi's heart was also relieved.

"That's uncle, your luck is too good." Song Xiaojian did not forget to assist in language.

"Really? So I'm going to start transiting. "My aunt felt that I could fight the mahjong table again.

After playing mahjong for an afternoon, my aunt and aunt won a pot full of pots, so they made a fuss about inviting Song Xiaojian to eat out, after all, the wool came out of the sheep.

Before leaving, Song Xiaojian left the mahjong at You Mi's house, saying that this mahjong was worthy of his aunt's good luck.

My aunt was happy, patted Song Xiaojian's shoulder and said, "Little Song, I will come to the house to sit and sit when I have time in the future, and rub a few handfuls by the way." In the future, don't release the water, winning or losing is the fun of mahjong. ”

Don't look at my aunt to win happiness, in fact, my heart is clear.

So, through a mahjong meeting that was beneficial to the body and mind, Song Xiaojian won the approval of his aunt, and since then he has become the quasi-son-in-law of his aunt's heart.

"How am I doing today?" You Mi sent Song Xiaojian downstairs, and Song Xiaojian looked at You Mi with a look of "asking for praise".

"It's okay, it's just that a few plates of water are too obvious." You Mi felt that Song Xiaojian's drama was too much, but fortunately, her aunt ate this set.

"Shouldn't that be some reward?" Song Xiaojian pursed his lips.

"Poof!" You Mi looked left and right, raised his head, and quickly pecked Song Xiaojian's mouth.

After that, Song Xiaojian would go to You Mi's house to play mahjong with his aunt whenever he was free, although he would not release the water as wantonly as he did the first time, but he still didn't dare to light his aunt's cannon easily. Therefore, every time Song Xiaojian goes to You Mi's house, he goes to send money.

Officer Song became a wealthy boy in seconds.

And since Song Xiaojian came to transfer his aunt, when his aunt fought the mahjong table again, his luck returned.

Since my aunt fought the mahjong table again, Shoushou was beaten into the cold palace, except for the occasional walk around the house, he was never taken by his aunt to walk in the yard.

"Do you remember Shoushou on the shore of Daming Lake?" Shoushou looked at the back of his aunt and cried.

Since Song Xiaojian has seen You Mi's family, then You Mi should also meet Song Xiaojian's family.

It's a pity that the other party is in a mountain city, and it is more difficult to meet. However, Song Xiaojian said that when he waited for the May Day holiday, he would take You Mi back to meet his parents.

Then, You Mi waited for the arrival of May Day with anticipation and nervousness.