In the end, the summer vacation came to an end without waves, as careless as it came.

In the end, Zhou slowly did not accept the so-called make-up fee, agreeing that this was the income of his labor. Finally, the time of tutoring a group of bear children was over, and Zhou slowly ushered in a new semester.

After two months, seeing Gu Heng, Ah Liu and Xue Shuying again, Zhou slowly felt like a world away.

Needless to say, Ah Liu looks like a hooligan no matter how he changes.

Xue Shuying has changed a lot, whether it is the gradually maturing makeup, or the more and more penetrating double eyelids, Zhou is really a little creepy to watch.

Did Xue Shuying go to South Korea? Not to mention this Korean-style semi-permanent eyebrow tattoo, these eyelids look like they have been cut. It's just that Zhou was slowly a little speechless, wasn't Xue Shuying originally a double eyelid?

As for Gu Heng, let alone that. From three meters away, I could feel his aura of not approaching me, and Zhou slowly suddenly felt that he was wearing more clothes.

"Shuying, what are you?" Zhou slowly couldn't help but step forward to greet Xue Shuying.

Xue Shuying uncharacteristically ignored Zhou slowly, which made Zhou slowly a little depressed.

Reluctantly returning to his seat, feeling the atmosphere of boredom, Zhou slowly thought that the new semester would be as nervous as he imagined. But as it turned out, she was wrong.

The first thing in the new semester of Lincheng No. 2 Middle School is not the old high school oath as always, but the legendary school anniversary.

That's right, the school anniversary of Lincheng No. 2 Middle School, known as the most absurd school celebration in history, is not one.

That's right, other people's school celebrations, at most, are arranged and arranged programs, just enjoy and appreciate them. The school celebration of Lincheng No. 2 Middle School requires all students to participate and perform programs.

It's a bit of a headache. After all, those programs in Lincheng No. 2 Middle School are very painful.

What stage play can still be performed, what masquerade ball is really enough.

Zhou slowly suddenly felt a headache. She really wanted to vent her feelings with these people, but as a result, these three people seemed to be transferred into an ice cellar, and resolutely refused to pay attention to Zhou slowly.

Maybe these guys are still sulking with themselves because of the summer vacation?

Zhou slowly suddenly felt an indescribable depression.

She thinks she's not going too far.

Forget it, the most important thing right now is not to focus on this kind of boring thing, but how to deal with this damn school celebration.

"Students, for this school celebration, our class has arranged a stage play."

The middle-aged woman of the English teacher, Ms. Xue, began to speak again. But there were not many people who responded below. Obviously, people hate her outdated teaching mode more than this kind of assigned drama.

In other words, there are so many classes in high school, and the English level of their class is not up to the top three, so it is a little too bad to prepare for an English stage play so brazenly.

But now, Teacher Xue is obviously not on their side.

"Students, this is the first time that the school has arranged our class to plan this stage play, and I hope that there will be a satisfactory result at that time. Of course, the teacher wants to emphasize here that we are a serious drama, not a funny drama. So a stage play like the one I prepared for the fifth class last time is exempt. ”

Teacher Xue felt that he still had to make the bottom line clear, lest it turn into a big farce in the end.

"What was that stage play from the last class 5?" Zhou slowly pulled Xue Shuying's arm and asked.

"The stage play prepared by Class 5 last time can only be described in four words, that is, thrilling." Xue Shuying originally planned to say a few more words, but seeing Zhou Slowly's appearance, she didn't plan to continue.

It seems that she really reacted that the person who asked the question was Zhou slowly, and then took the initiative to choose to shut up. As if to prevent Zhou slowly, in short, she chose not to continue talking.

Zhou slowly turned around angrily and said to Gu Heng: "Have you had enough, deliberately ignore me, what kind of gentleman is it!" ”

"But I'm not a gentleman!" Gu Heng said lightly.

Zhou slowly slapped the table and shouted, "If you continue like this, I will ignore you again." You're so annoying! ”

"But I didn't get a friend when I was annoying, so I went to find an inexplicable child to open a cram school." Gu Heng looked disdainful.

"But without me, wouldn't your trip to Europe be a great one?" Zhou slowly looked aggrieved.

Gu Heng had a cold face and whispered: "What's so pleasant, I eat some ham sausages and hamburger buns every day, it's really boring." ”

Seeing that Gu Heng still looked very unhappy, Zhou slowly stopped saying more and chose to shut up.

"By the way, how did you know I was going to Europe?"

Gu Heng finally reacted, put a hand on Zhou Yan's shoulder, and asked.

Zhou slowly pointed to his mobile phone and said, "Look at your circle of friends." Look at the positioning of your circle of friends, every time it is in a European country! I'm guessing you must have gone to various European countries for the summer vacation. ”

Gu Heng saw Zhou slowly with a cute expression, and said in his heart that this matter couldn't be left like that.

So Gu Heng picked up the phone, held it up to Zhou and slowly showed it, and said, "Look, your name is blocked." From now on, you don't want to see my circle of friends. ”

This guy is really ruthless, Zhou slowly was really helpless, so he could only turn his head to Xue Shuying and say, "Shuying, do you want to forget your righteousness like this?" Should such a pure friendship between the two of us be hindered by such a trivial matter? ”

"Friendship, you'd better not talk to me about this, I'm still angry."

Zhou slowly chose to tutor the little kid and ignore the behavior of a few of his own people, in a scientific sense, it is the behavior of seeing money.

If that's the case, forget it, after all, they just don't lack money.

But Zhou slowly selectively accepted the money of the little kids, but did not accept them, which is really heartbreaking.

But is Zhou slowly the one who gives in so easily? In other words, can Xue Shuying deal with Zhou slowly? The answer is no.

Zhou slowly turned into an annoying kitten at this moment, desperately rubbing around Xue Shuying's side.

"Shuying, just tell me! Is such a pure friendship between the two of us going to be buried? Zhou slowly took Xue Shuying's hand for the third time and rolled around.

In the end, in order to prevent his hand from rubbing against the oil secreted by Zhou's cells, Xue Shuying finally chose to compromise.

"Okay, I'll surrender, and Zhou will slowly become normal."

Saying that, Xue Shuying broke Zhou Slowly's head back to its original place, and said solemnly: "Zhou Slowly, please take care of your cold personality and don't stop." I'm really going to be tempted to hit you like this. ”

"There's a reason for it!" Zhou slowly looked aggrieved, blinked his big eyes and said, "Shuying, you still tell me what the situation is." What kind of movie did the fifth class arrange last year that caused such a sensation. ”

"As a person who never makes up the stars casually, what I say is quite well-founded. After all, as a stage play that can make a principal so angry that he had a myocardial infarction on the spot, two vice principals choked until he fainted, the director of education immediately resigned, and dozens of movie-watching teachers had their blood pressure soaring, its historical status is not comparable to that of the pheasant stage play. ”

Xue Shuying's words aroused Zhou's curiosity even more. She really wanted to know what this stage play, which is known as the most bloody stage show in history, was like.

It turned out that the fifth class at that time was a play "Romeo and Juliet", which was at most a drama that Shakespeare's coffin board could not cover (Xue Shuying's original words), so the school waved his hand and let this drama appear on the school celebration. After all, what can go wrong with this classic revue!

But they never expected that such a willful passage would lead to such a terrifying ending.

"From the beginning, this play is definitely a serious play, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a normal Shakespearean play. However, this is just the appearance, and the school anniversary stage play of Lincheng No. 2 Middle School has not been normal for any year. Xue Shuying introduced a few family treasures.

The school just wanted to sigh that this stage play was finally on the right track, and it was no longer a messy emotional drama, but it was soon slapped in the face at the speed of light.

Because at this time, they understood what a magnificent drama the former fifth class of high school, that is, the fifth class of high school today.

After all, it only took ten minutes for a play to perform the whole Romeo and Juliet, which is not like the rhythm of Shakespeare's change to selling coffins.

Sure enough, after a very harsh piece of music, the stage play was completely crooked.

Soon this Romeo and Juliet was completely distorted in the voice of today's statement and approaching science on CCTV. That's right, soon the theme of Romeo and Juliet was distorted to the death of Romeo and the analysis of Romeo as a person.

The group reacts the previous clips repeatedly, and soon gives Romeo a definition, that is, a love cheater. Their eloquent rhetoric, by repeatedly defining Romeo, is also a reason for the collapse of the school.

According to them, Romeo is not a good young man, just a miserable dick who is in early love but is rejected. He seduces the underage Juliet and also coaxes her to marry, which is abduction in the legal sense. And the priest is the accomplice.

The later analysis of Romeo as a murderer and his human weaknesses is really dumbfounded.

Of course, this is just Xue Shuying's statement alone, and Zhou slowly heard it a little foggy.

"Let me tell you, at that time, they gave Romeo the right to pursue Juliet and succeeded, which was defined as another elaborate scam no less than Sima Xiangru's abduction of Zhuo Wenjun." Xue Shuying continued to give Zhou a slow popularization of science.

Listening to Xue Shuying's words, Zhou slowly finally understood why the school couldn't stand it, because it was no longer a problem with the coffin board, but a problem with the coffin shop.