Chapter 114: Aquaman's Self-cultivation

Soon, the academy recruited 1,000 students when it opened, and the news spread all over Tiandu City.

In the Tiandu Imperial Palace, the emperor, who was over half a hundred years old, heard the report of the ministers about the enrollment of the Academy, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl.

"Haha, it's worthy of my Tiandu Royal Academy! Pass me an order, if the students who enter the academy are exempted from lifelong taxes! Students who have successfully graduated can enter the court as officials, and my Tiandu Dynasty needs these talents!"

The emperor who is over half a hundred years old is very happy, she has naturally heard of the means of cultivating people in the school palace, the school palace is not like a Taoist gate, and it attaches too much importance to the cultivation qualifications, so there will inevitably be many poor children in Wei Lai's heavenly capital.

This will be extremely beneficial to him in his reign over the Tiandu Dynasty.

The eunuchs around him were ordered to hurry up and draft the documents.

In the afternoon of the same day, the imperial court announced its decree. And the holy decree was posted on the gate of the Tiandu Royal Academy.

Now this royal academy is justified, and the holy decree is the endorsement of the imperial court.

In the morning, those students who joined the school palace were very happy! Now they are serving iron rice bowls, and they are no longer civilians.

The other people who got the news dared to come to the school palace in the afternoon, but Wu Xiuyun disagreed, because there were only fifty teachers, and they were really too busy.

But tell everyone that if you come back next year, there will be more teachers next year, and the enrollment scale will be even larger.

At the same time, inform everyone that there will be an assessment next year, and inform the general assessment content.

As a result, some classics about Confucianism and Confucianism on the market were swept away.

Wu Xiuyun is happy all day today!

As for the lesson plan, it was already ready, and everyone started the class the next day.

As is customary, the first day is cultural brainwashing.

Some unknown secrets about the school palace made the new students fascinated.

Xiao Ran, the heir of the 100 billion group in his previous life, has a lot of experience in brainwashing employees with corporate culture, coupled with Xiao Ran's proud record of playing Tiandu Peak, the effect is very good.

Xiao Ran was personally responsible for the cultivation of the thirty students, and at the same time, he had to take on the explanation of several courses.

After all, he is a high-achieving student who has read the Sutra of the Saints, and it is easy to teach a group of students who are new to cultivation.

Today, it was Xiao Ran's class again, and every time he started the class, the students flocked to it.

It's just that when the students came today, they all found a bag of white things on their seats.

The students didn't know why, but when they opened it, they found that it was a white cloth of about five inches and more than two inches.

It's just a little thick, and there's still some sticky stuff on the surface, slimy.

It's just that Xiao Ran was facing away from them at this time and said: "Someone can guess the function of this thing, I will accept him as a personal disciple, of course, the student is in the Royal Academy!"

Xiao Ran's reward is already very large, you must know that Xu Zhenzi who is doing it is his nominal student, and he is not as good as his own disciple.

So all the students are crazy, some smell it, some lick it.

"Teacher, I know what this is?"

At this time, a male student stood up and said.

"Let's talk about it!" Xiao Ran became interested.

"He's used to treat hemorrhoids! I smelled several anti-inflammatory herbs right away!"

This student seems to have a little medical experience, so he believes in the new very much.

When Xiao Ran heard this, he secretly said in his heart: "It's just that the location of the cave is wrong! This is also a talent." ”

"It's close!, but it's not right!" Xiao Ran said slowly. At the same time, he also gave his own hints.

"It's used to make tea!" Xiao Buqun said loudly, standing up.

Xiao Ran: "。。。。。 You've got a lot of taste, you guessed wrong!"

Xiao Buqun is indeed a talent, well! imaginative!

At this time, Xiao Ran remembered that last night, when he gave this thing to his concubine, the two concubines had to say that it was an insoles.

He remembered that he had bought this kind of thing as an insole during his military training in college.

"Teacher, I know!" said a female student, standing up.

"Tell me!" Xiao Ran saw the girl come to ask, so he also had a little expectation.

"He's used to draw talismans!

When Xiao Ran heard this, he remembered the folklore of his previous life, which seemed to have the effect of warding off evil spirits, but he couldn't do it accurately.

"Hey, it's all wrong, let the teacher tell you!

This thing is called an aunt's towel!" Xiao Ran said slowly.

"Auntie?" the students were puzzled.

"I don't know what the allusion is, could it be a towel from my aunt!" Xiao Buqun showed a curious baby's appearance.

Xiao Ran coughed a few times, this matter still needs to start with the woman's menstrual affairs.

"Once upon a time, there was a girl who lived with her aunt, and one day, she came to the geranium, and the little girl was very scared, so she called her aunt to check, so the geranium was also called the eldest aunt. ”

Xiao Ran's words, the whole class was silent, the men were very ashamed, and the female students at this time felt that there were countless pairs of eyes watching.

The atmosphere suddenly fell into awkwardness.

Xiao Ran also felt embarrassed, mainly because he felt that it was too quiet and no one came to answer.

"That's right, so it's called Auntie!" Xiao Ran said repeatedly.

"But why is this called Auntie Towel!" Xiao Buqun continued.

It's really my obedient curious baby! Xiao Ran is very satisfied with Xiao Buqun.

"Because this thing is placed here!" Xiao Ran walked in front of Xiao Buqun: "You get up first!"

Xiao Buqun got up, and Xiao Ran directly pasted an aunt's towel on his crotch.

When the female students saw this scene, they bricked one after another.

Could it be that the teacher has a habit of breaking sleeves again?

Xiao Buqun's face turned red! For the sake of the iron rice bowl, I can't sacrifice it!

But the chrysanthemum is slightly tight!

"This thing is not for men, I'm just doing a demonstration!" Xiao Ran knew that everyone wanted to be crooked, so he hurriedly explained.

"I see, this is for a newly purified eunuch!"

Xiao Buqun immediately remembered, and then said what was in his heart.

"You have a lot of ideas, you have opened up a new way to use your aunt's towel, why didn't I pay attention to it, I have to say, your brain is easy to use, but you still guessed wrong!

This thing is for women, and when a woman comes to collect it, don't you think it's appropriate to put this thing in the place where it should be?"

With the example of Xiao Buqun, everyone understood at this time that this thing was for women.

Xiao Ran patted Xiao Buqun's shoulder and asked him to sit down.

"Teacher, I don't dare to sit down!" At this time, Xiao Buqun dared to move, he felt that there was a soldering iron in his lower body at this time, which was actually a psychological effect.

Xiao Ran tore it open, and then said slowly: "Use at least two pieces a day!"

"Okay, now the aunt towels on your table are all yours, it's very memorable!"

Xiao Ran said with a smile.

It's just that no one dares to take it, regardless of men and women.

"And you have to recommend this aunt towel to your family and friends! It's homework! It's about your year-end exam!"

Finally, Xiao Ran used his public power to assign students the most difficult homework in their lives and persuade their families to use sanitary napkins.

"Don't lie! I'll use Confucian secret techniques to see if you're panicking!"

Xiao Ran's words made everyone panic, what should I do with this one.

"Teacher, I don't have a woman in my family!" Xiao Buqun said triumphantly.

"It's easy! just ask the woman next door to use this aunt's towel!"

Xiao Ran's words made Xiao Buqun have nothing to love. Xiao Ran, as the initiator, drifted away, leaving behind the students who were worse than dead.

The female students are okay, the girls only see that after the case is closed, it is really difficult to ask them to do it.

The path to study is so difficult!

Xiao Ran decided to send the finished sanitary napkins to her lovers who were far away that night. But also write a letter to them on how to use it.

Xiao Ran wrote, and the first letter was written to his rumored girlfriend, Her Majesty the Empress.

"My most respected Empress Your Majesty, I love you the most and have arrived in Tiandu City, the people here are very good, and they all speak very well,

These days, I miss you very much, last time I heard that Lord He said that you are very satisfied with the new bra,

However, it is a pity that I have not been able to see my most beautiful Empress standing in front of me in the bra I have personally touched.

I want to see for myself when I go back, and I wonder if Your Majesty will be able to fulfill this most humble request.

By the way, I know that Your Majesty is coming every month, and I must be troubled.

That's why I invented sanitary napkins, also called aunt towels, because only aunts come to see you every month.

The aunt towel is very convenient to use, as long as it is attached to the crotch of the profane storehouse, please rest assured, the sanitary napkin is designed by my own hand, and it is very breathable.

After all, I'm giving you a special shoujo collection.

However, a problem suddenly came to mind, women's profane pants are looser, so I went back and designed a pair of underwear to match the bra.

Also, I forgot to mention that you should use a large aunt towel at night to prevent side leakage!

A thousand words are indescribable, but love for you is like a storm in the South China Sea, violent and powerful.

Love you!

In the eighteenth year of Sainthood, the weather was fine. ”

Xiao Ran put the letter and the package together with satisfaction.

Then he began to write again, which was addressed to He Weiran:

"My favorite Wei Ran, my favorite you Ran has arrived in Tiandu City, the people here are very good, and they all speak very well,

Although there is a big age gap between us, I think age is never an obstacle to our relationship.

In addition, although I was fortunate to be honored by His Majesty and accidentally married two concubines, you must know that all this is not what I want.

If there is an afterlife, I am willing to keep my innocence for you.

By the way, I know that the sunflower is coming every month, and it must be a lot of trouble.

That's why I invented sanitary napkins, also called aunt towels, because only aunts come to see you every month.

The aunt towel is very convenient to use, as long as it is attached to the crotch of the profane storehouse, please rest assured, the sanitary napkin is designed by my own hand, and it is very breathable.

After all, I'm giving you a special shoujo series.

However, a problem suddenly came to mind, women's profane pants are looser, so I went back and designed a pair of underwear to match the bra.

Also, I forgot to mention that you should use a large aunt towel at night to prevent side leakage!

A thousand words are indescribable, but love for you is like a storm in the South China Sea, violent and powerful.

Love you!

In the eighteenth year of Sainthood, the weather is fine!"

Xiao Ran's face set off an arc, and he also put the written letter into the envelope.

I thought to myself, He Weiran is not young, and she will be menopausal without sanitary napkins, so Xiao Ran gave her an extra pack.

Then he began to write to Caiyi:

"My favorite colorful clothes, my favorite you have already arrived in Tiandu City, the people here are very good, and the words are very good,

Although I have been fortunate by His Majesty and coveted by Lord He, I have also married two concubines.

But you must know that I love you, and if there is an afterlife, I am willing to keep your innocence for you.

By the way, I know that Caiyi is coming every month, and I must be troubled.

That's why I invented sanitary napkins for you, also called aunt towels, because only aunts come to see you every month.

The aunt towel is very convenient to use, as long as it is attached to the crotch of the profane storehouse, please rest assured, the sanitary napkin is designed by my own hand, and it is very breathable.

After all, I'm giving you a special shoujo series.

Then I suddenly thought of a problem, women's profane pants are looser, so I went back and designed a pair of underwear to match the bra.

Also, I forgot to mention that you should use a large aunt towel at night to prevent side leakage!

A thousand words are indescribable, but love for you is like a storm in the South China Sea, violent and powerful.

Love you!

In the eighteenth year of Sainthood, the weather is fine!"

Xiao Ran was very satisfied with his literary brilliance, so he planned to write a letter to Luo Sleeve and Zi Ling.

These two letters are easier to write, as long as they change their names.

"My favorite Luo Sleeve/Zi Ling, I love you the most and I have already arrived in Tiandu City, the people here are very good, and they all speak very well,

Although I have been fortunate by His Majesty and coveted by Lord He, and at the same time I have taken two concubines, although I have a somewhat unclear relationship with Zi Ling/Luo Sleeve

But you must know that I love you, and if there is an afterlife, I am willing to keep your innocence for you.

By the way, I know that Zi Ling/Luo Sleeve is coming every month, and I must be troubled.

That's why I invented sanitary napkins for you, also called aunt towels, because only aunts come to see you every month.

The aunt towel is very convenient to use, as long as it is attached to the crotch of the profane storehouse, please rest assured, the sanitary napkin is designed by my own hand, and it is very breathable.

After all, I'm giving you a special shoujo series.

Then I suddenly thought of a problem, women's profane pants are looser, so I went back and designed a pair of underwear to match the bra.

Also, I forgot to mention that you should use a large aunt towel at night to prevent side leakage!

A thousand words are indescribable, but love for you is like a storm in the South China Sea, violent and powerful.

Love you!

In the eighteenth year of Sainthood, the weather is fine!"

The envelope was packed into two packages.

Xiao Ran thought about it, and Liu Ruyu's letter also had to be written, so he began to write:

"My favorite Ruyu, the one who loves you the most has already arrived in Tiandu City, the people here are very good, and the speech is very good,

Although I have been blessed by His Majesty, my body has been coveted by Lord He and Caiyi, and at the same time I have taken two concubines.

But you must know that I love you, and if there is an afterlife, I am willing to keep your innocence for you.

By the way, I know that Ruyu is coming every month, and I must be troubled.

That's why I invented sanitary napkins, also called aunt towels, because only aunts come to see you every month.

The aunt towel is very convenient to use, as long as it is attached to the crotch of the profane storehouse, please rest assured, the sanitary napkin is designed by my own hand, and it is very breathable.

After all, I'm giving you a special shoujo series.

Then I suddenly thought of a problem, women's profane pants are looser, so I went back and designed a pair of underwear to match the bra.

Also, I forgot to mention that you should use a large aunt towel at night to prevent side leakage!

A thousand words are indescribable, but love for you is like a storm in the South China Sea, violent and powerful.

Love you!

In the eighteenth year of Sainthood, the weather is fine!"

Xiao Ran plans to send things back tomorrow.

But think about it, there are still Wanqing's letters that have not been written.

So I started writing:

"My favorite Wanqing, my favorite son-in-law has arrived in Tiandu City, the people here are very good, and they all speak very well,

Although I have been fortunate by His Majesty and coveted by Lord He, at the same time, I have also taken two concubines, even if my body is coveted by your master Lord He and your senior sister Caiyi

But you must know that I love you, and if there is an afterlife, I am willing to keep your innocence for you.

By the way, I know that Wanqing just happened to come this year, and when she went to your house that day, I found that the discolored menstrual belt was drying in your yard.

Childe is worried about your health.

That's why I invented sanitary napkins for you, also called aunt towels, because only aunts come to see you every month.

The aunt towel is very convenient to use, as long as it is attached to the crotch of the profane storehouse, please rest assured, the sanitary napkin is designed by my own hand, and it is very breathable.

After all, I'm giving you a special shoujo series.

Then I suddenly thought of a problem, women's profane pants are looser, so I went back and designed a pair of underwear to match the bra.

Also, I forgot to mention that you should use a large aunt towel at night to prevent side leakage!

A thousand words are indescribable, but love for you is like a storm in the South China Sea, violent and powerful.

Love your son!

In the eighteenth year of Sainthood, the weather is fine!"

Xiao Ran was very satisfied.

All the letters were packed in a package full of aunt towels.

Use it for your own woman first, and wait for the goods to be made in large quantities, and then ask Tiancheng to have the goods.