Xiao Mobai VS Su Nan 29 Xiao Mobai VS Su Nan - This is not bad
After finishing the work, Su Nan came out of the kitchen weakly. [Ran^Text^Library] []. [774] [buy]. Xiao Mobai beckoned to her, and she walked over, and then he patted the place next to him, and she sat down. The screen was her least favorite sporting event, and Su Nan immediately said, "Give me the remote control." ”
"Watch basketball with me." Xiao Mobai is the way.
"No, I just like Slam Dunk!"
"Give me the remote."
"What if I don't give it?"
Su Nan grabbed his arm, lowered his head and opened his mouth, and bit hard.
Xiao Mobai frowned in pain, pulled her up, and couldn't help but laugh in a low voice, "Why are you like a dog, still biting people?" ”
"How? Do you give it to me? If you don't give it to me, I'll bite you to death. Su Nan glared at him viciously, and in Xiao Mobai's eyes, she really looked like a little wolf dog at the moment.
Xiao Mobai stopped teasing her, and took the remote control to her, and Su Nan began to look for good-looking programs.
Of course, it's what she likes.
The picture was frozen on the animation channel by chance, Su Nan subconsciously stopped and took a look, Xiao Mobai frowned and said, "Nan'er, how old are you?" ”
"Hmph, you don't have innocence!" Su Nan retorted.
"I guess it's not innocence, it's naivety." Xiao Mobai looked at the screen, and the cartoons playing should be six or seven years old, and they would like it.
In fact, Su Nan is not interested in this animation, but he is on a par with him.
Then he jumped to the funny entertainment channel, Xiao Mobai smiled, "This is so boring." ”
It was a hit TV series, a romance idol drama, and it always avoided some unrealistic exaggeration and romance.
Su Nan likes to watch TV series on weekdays, purely to pass the time.
"Hmph, I really don't know how those previous girlfriends of yours ended up with you, such a person who doesn't understand romance!"
"You want to know?" Xiao Mobai raised his eyebrows noncommittally.
"I'm not interested." How could Su Nan be interested, skip this channel directly, and continue to change to the next one.
Xiao Mobai saw that the TV program kept changing, and his eyes were a little spent.
Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore, and when he was frozen in a certain show, he reached out and held her, and also held the remote control.
Su Nan asked, "What are you doing?" ”
"Look at archaeology." It happened to be placed on an archaeology channel.
"Don't." Having said that, the finger really didn't press it again.
"Look, this one looks good, you see." Xiao Mobai seduced her, "Unearthed in the Qing Dynasty, guess what the identity of this woman in the mound was?" ”
Su Nan was unconsciously taken over, looked at the TV and said, "It's probably the concubine of a certain emperor." ”
"Then why is there a wound in her neck?"
"It must have been killed." Su Nan's imagination began to flourish, and he stared at the TV and said, "Look at the portraits that those researchers put together based on the head &mda;bone, it's just a beauty." It must be the emperor's concubine, but she is too good-looking, so she was jealous of others and then assassinated. ”
"What else?" Xiao Mobai smiled and put his arm around her with one hand, and Su Nan naturally leaned on his shoulder and continued to look at it.
"Look at her body, her whole body is dry, but her stomach is bulging here, she is so thin, it can't be because she is fat. So I guess, there must be children. was pregnant with Liujia and was killed by someone, it must have been done by other concubines, it was really a golden branch. ”
"Then wait and see if it's the result or not." Xiao Mobai said with a smile.
As the documentary continues, the truth is revealed.
The result was not the emperor's concubine at all, it was just the wife of a certain official, the lady of a first-class order.
"Congratulations, it's all wrong." Xiao Mobai unceremoniously told her that she had completely lost the battle.
Su Nan puffed up his face angrily, and shifted all the responsibility to the TV, "What, fooling people for a long time, then give these clues." ”
"Who told you to do research, you just have to take a look?" Xiao Mobai patted her to reassure.
Su Nan was unconvinced, "I don't believe it, I must know how she died!" ”
So, after this dinner, the two spent the night on this sofa.
But until the end of the documentary, the cause of the death of the lady was not explained.
Su Nan shouted, "I'll never look at it again, what archaeology, liar!" Mysteries are never solved! What a big liar! ”
"Xiao Mobai!" Su Nan yelled.
Xiao Mobai responded with a smile, and even he didn't realize how doting his expression was at the moment.
Su Nan grabbed the pillow on the side and smashed it on his smiling face.
"Why did you hit me with a pillow!" Xiao Mobai was depressed.
"Because you're laughing disgustingly!"
"Is there such a thing?"
"That's right!"
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Sometimes, things happen before you have time to sort them out. The kiss at the Christmas bar is like this, and so is the development of the two after that. Unconsciously, they even lived together like this. When Su Nan found out, it was originally a person's apartment, but I don't know when, there were a lot of things.
When Su Nan woke up in the morning, he would find that there were more ashtrays on the bedside table.
There must have been a few cigarette butts in there, and that's evidence of what he left last night.
Occasionally, some clothes may fall off the floor.
They would fight all the time, and when they came to such a fight, they would throw things everywhere.
Su Nan got up and opened the wardrobe to take a look.
In the storage space of the wardrobe, two-thirds of the space was occupied by him at this moment. His suit and coat, his shirt, his trousers, and even his sweater. Su Nan stood in front of the wardrobe in a daze, and couldn't help but scold him.
I've said it several times, don't take things here, he's just against her.
Look at this wardrobe, where it still seems to belong to her.
What made Su Nan even more angry was that she was obviously a woman, why did he have more things than her?
Su Nan struggled to open his clothes and found his own.
I was reluctantly getting dressed, and someone came in.
Xiao Mobai was wearing a shirt, and he had just finished washing, and he had a fresh smell.
"Nan'er, who made you angry again?" Xiao Mobai asked with a smile.
Su Nan turned his head, glared at him, and then turned sideways to make his debut, exposing the entire wardrobe to his sight, "Xiao Mobai!" Is it okay to pay attention to yourself? ”
"What's wrong with me?" Xiao Mobai leaned against the wall, and smiled helplessly, which made others helpless.
"Look at the closet!" Su Nan pointed to the wardrobe to collect evidence.
"Isn't it good?"
"You're big! You don't know you're wrong yet? Su Nan crossed his hands on his hips, looking like he was going to be punished.
Xiao Mobai smiled, "Nan'er, you look like a tigress now." ”
Su Nan is just about to breathe fire, he can always use any pet on her body, such as rabbits, dogs, cats, now it's okay, even the tigress has come out.
"I'm not a tigress!" Su Nan yelled at him.
"And what are you?" Xiao Mobai asked playfully.
"It's you!"
"Hey, you really can't break this habit? It's always your size, you're ......."
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Whenever Su Nan said "you are big", Xiao Mobai would always take the trouble to talk to him, and Su Nan became more and more irritable, and shouted almost willfully, "Xiao Mobai!" Take your stuff with you! Go back to where you live! Do you want a nest of birds? ”
Xiao Mobai took a step, walked towards her, hugged her head-on, looked sideways at the wardrobe full of clothes and said, "You really don't have many things." ”
Su Nan felt that he almost vomited blood.
It's just an internal injury, how can he be embarrassed to say it?
"You know how much you have gone too far?" Su Nan muttered and roared, but didn't push him away, just let him hold him, "You hurry up and dispose of it, take some and go home!" ”
"But don't you think it's nice to look that way?" Xiao Mobai asked with a smile.
"What's good?"
"Fill up your place, the province is empty."
"Who is rare, I don't want to fill it up, take it quickly, take it away."
"I'm too lazy to take it."
"You don't take it, do you? Then don't blame me for throwing it away! Su Nan was simply out of touch with his reasons.
Who knew that he said another sentence, which made people vomit blood even more, "I'm too lazy to throw it, you can throw it for me." ”
His casual tone was as if these expensive clothes were cheap goods, and if he lost them, he would lose them, and he wouldn't even blink an eye.
"Okay, I'll throw it!" Su Nan gritted his teeth and said.
"Throw it, throw it wherever you want." Xiao Mobai let go of his hand, and that gesture made it clear that she was casual and she was happy.
Su Nan is difficult to ride a tiger now, she proposed a suit jacket, and glanced at the brand, an internationally renowned men's clothing brand, hand-made, about tens of thousands of yuan. She carried the hanger, endured and endured, but still couldn't bear to throw it away. With trembling hands, he hung up in the closet intact again.
"Xiao Mobai! I really warn you, don't leave your stuff behind anymore! Su Nan said, ignored him, and went into the bathroom.
Behind his ears, there was the laughter he hated.
Su Nan came to the bathroom angrily, and saw that there were a lot of things on the washing table, his toothbrush, his cup, and were placed next to her supplies.
Su Nan's remaining anger did not subside, and he picked up his toothbrush and folded it into two.
Xiao Mobai happened to fold it out, and when she saw her childish behavior of repaying &mda;recovering sex, she couldn't help but feel funny, "What are you doing here?" ”
Su Nan pursed her lips and was about to throw the toothbrush into the toilet.
"Don't throw it there." Xiao Mobai immediately stopped her as soon as he spoke.
It's a pity that it's too late, and she's already thrown it in.
Xiao Mobai leaned against the glass door and sighed and said, "If you throw it in like this, even if you flush it, you won't be able to flush it down, it will be blocked." ”
Su Nan's eyes widened, and then he remembered this serious question, "Didn't you say it earlier?" ”
Xiao Mobai looked at Su Nan looking at the toilet, looking annoyed to death, and he laughed again.
Xiao Mobai thought that it was good to be with her all the time.