Chapter 289: Lao Tzu is not a chicken

The big bird let out a strange cry and struggled to leave, "No, no, I don't want to die at the hands of you ugly bastard." ”

Ah Tao clenched her fists, she couldn't help but snatch the big bird in Cangli's hand, and there was a burst of punches and kicks, but the big bird didn't have the slightest power to resist.

After a while, the gray feathers flew in the stove house......

A big bare bird covered his chest with his hands, covered his buttocks, and covered his head and was carried by Ah Tao in his hands.

"Rotten zombie, you pluck Lao Tzu's hair, you wait for Lao Tzu to pluck out your hair one day, and feed you to the dogs, woo woo, you ugly and earth-shattering rotten zombie who has lost all your conscience, woo woo...... Pluck Lao Tzu's hair, Lao Tzu is full of beautiful hair, what face do you let Lao Tzu face the world, what face do you have to face your own race, you just stab Lao Tzu to death with a knife......"

Its mouth never stopped, and the mournful tone made the corpses in the room tremble.

Ah Tao stopped and smiled at the big bird, "As you wish." ”

Big Bird was dumbfounded, "What do you mean?" ”

Ah Tao returned to the stove house, found a knife and came out, "Stab you to death." ”

The big bird trembled, struggling and fluttering, but without wings, it fluttered and could only tearfully watch Ah Tao's approaching rusty big knife.

It closed its eyes, turned its neck horizontally, and sang loudly: "Bird, there will be death, let the knife come faster, this bird is not afraid of the rotten knife." ”

Ah Tao smiled coldly, the knife wind blew, bringing a burst of rusty smell, the knife fell in his hand, and a piece of feathers fell lightly.

The big bird felt the chrysanthemum tremble, and somewhere it was cold, and then burst into tears.

Depend on!

This unscrupulous zombie didn't even let go of the last hair on its chrysanthemum, which is simply crazy to the extreme.

Heaven and earth, please send a Taoist priest or something to collect this damn zombie.

The big bird looked at the sky with tears in his eyes.

Ah Tao carried it and continued to walk, and when she walked to the door of a room, she knocked on the door politely, and then kicked it open, walked into the room in front of Master Nafiji, took the big bird and dangled it twice in front of him, and said with a smile: "Bald donkey, look, your kind." ”

Feiji's closed eyes opened a slit, and when he saw the exposed body in front of him clearly, his body shook in fright, and he fell back, then folded his hands and said slowly: "Amitabha Amitabha, sins, sins, sins, ......"

The big bird looked at him with tears in his eyes, "Monk, help, save it from this demon's hands."

Just as it looked at the monk with hope, the monk touched his head and smiled: "Is tonight's dinner a roast chicken or a roast chicken or what?" It's been a long time since I've eaten chicken...... Amitabha, sin and sin ......"

Big Bird instantly despaired, and his life was gloomy.

Grilled chicken ......

Chicken......

Depend on! Does it look like a chicken?

It belongs to the noble spirit bird family, how can it be compared to the chicken in the mortal world.

"Lao Tzu is not a chicken!" Big Bird blurted out angrily, and the tone was murderous.

Fei Ji scratched his head and said in surprise: "This chicken can still talk?" ”

"Lao Tzu is not a chicken! No! The big bird yelled at him angrily.

Fei Ji nodded, "You're not you," he turned to look at Cangli and said, "You won't just let Lao Gu eat this broiler raw, right?" ”

Big Bird: "......"

Hey, the world is going down.