Chapter Twenty-Four: The Great Demon King, It's Too Much
"Gu Heng, what do you mean!"
Zhou slowly slammed the water cup on the table in a huff, looking at Gu Heng, who was gulping down a soda.
Gu Heng looked at the stupid Zhou and smiled slowly, and said, "It's nothing, it's just that your movements are too slow, and I'm too thirsty, so I can only ask Ah Liu to buy water." ”
After speaking, Gu Heng pointed at Ah Liu: "You have to thank Ah Liu, our class is Ah Liu, and if you change to another person, even if it is at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, you can buy water before I die of thirst." It's not that I said, you turtle speed, you really have to train hard. ”
"Gu Heng, it's really the first time I've discovered that there can still be such a number one person as you in the world. Is it really good for you to be a big man, such a mother-in-law and mother-in-law are capricious? Zhou Slowly's only remaining bit of guilt was completely washed away by Gu Heng.
Gu Heng ignored Zhou slowly, and just continued to drink.
The more Zhou thought about it, the more angry he became, and he really hated that he couldn't go up and hammer this guy's chest with his small fist.
Since he wanted to drink soda, why didn't he accept Xue Shuying's juice? Also, looking at the actions of the person named Ah Liu just now, it is obvious that he is not short of that sip of water to drink.
Why does this guy want to play with himself? When the attendant didn't say so, did he say so?
Ah Liu smiled at Zhou slowly and said, "Zhou slowly, don't be angry, I don't mean to come to my brother." ”
Will this guy still persuade himself? I can't see that this kind of ruffian who is sloppy still has more conscience than some good-looking people. Thinking about it, Zhou, who had a dry mouth, slowly began to drink water from the water cup.
Who knows, Ah Liukou actually continued: "Classmate Zhou, don't worry, I can assure you that my brother definitely did it on purpose." ”
Seeing that Zhou slowly almost sprayed water on the spot, Ah Liu hurriedly covered his face with his hand and said, "Zhou slowly, you can be careful, I come out to eat with my face, if you ruin my face, it will be a sin." ”
Before Zhou slowly could speak, Ah Liu spoke again: "Moreover, Zhou slowly, I advise you not to be angry, but choose to adapt to this way." Because I can also assure you that days like this will not end in the future. Because, brother, I won't let you go,"
Is this a * bare ground declaration of war? Zhou slowly felt bad. In the end, to avoid being angry with these two people in the future, Zhou slowly decided to take a temporary truce.
Just as Zhou was slowly retreating, Gu Heng's big and white hand directly poured the hot water from his cup into Zhou Wan's cup.
This is the hot water I worked so hard to queue up to make! If you don't drink it, don't do this! Moreover, don't you feel dirty when you drink water? Zhou was so angry that he almost didn't kill Gu Heng.
"Gu Heng, what are you going to do?" Zhou's voice was extremely low, like an ice cellar counting nine cold days.
Gu Heng pointed at Zhou slowly and said, "Why are you such a rough girl, don't you know that girls can only drink hot water?" ”
"Drinking hot water? What kind of logic is this? "Zhou slowly and the whole person is not good.
How did this guy make every word in Chinese, but when combined, people couldn't understand it? And what exactly did he mean by that?
Xue Shuying saw that Zhou was so sluggish, and hurriedly said, "Slowly, classmate Gu is caring about you." I've heard people say that the way a guy cares about a girl is to let her drink more hot water. ”
Yes? And this kind of operation? Zhou slowly said that he had never heard such a statement at all.
Gu Heng slowly pulled Zhou closer to him with his hand and said, "Can you take back your expression of enjoyment, it's really a waste of people's feelings for you to do this." ”
"So, why should I drink hot water?" Zhou slowly looked at Gu Heng without blinking with big eyes that were completely puzzled.
Gu Heng coughed lightly and said, "You are too self-aware, people are old, of course you have to drink more hot water, you can't drink cold." Can an empty nester like you still drink cold beer as a drink like those older youths? Forget it, you should drink it with goji berries at your age. ”
This guy is deliberate!
Zhou slowly remembered the gift this guy gave him just now, coupled with his words, the whole person was wronged. She obviously hasn't even reached the flowering season, how did she become an empty nester in some people's mouths?
Besides, isn't he drinking ice cola himself? Why do you have to bury yourself like this?
Thinking of this, the aggrieved Zhou slowly seemed to lose his strength, and the whole person lay on the table.
"Classmate Xue Shuying, don't say any more, isn't Gu Heng himself drinking ice cola?" Zhou slowly didn't know where the strength came from, so he couldn't cry and said to Xue Shuying, who came to comfort him.
Xue Shuying didn't know what to do, but she heard Gu Heng's voice: "Who told you that you can't drink ice and broad?" This is fat house happy water, do you know? ”
"Fat house happy water?" Zhou slowly wiped his tears here, and continued to be angry and said, "I didn't talk to you again, you shut up." ”
"I'm not deaf, can't I say a word if you say me so loudly?"
As he spoke, Gu Heng put a bottle of ice cola on Zhou Wan's table and said, "You are really boring, why can't you even understand Internet terms, and you are still sulking here, you are really careful." ”
"What internet terms?" Zhou slowly listened to Gu Hengman's indifferent appearance, and suddenly realized that he really seemed to have ignored something. So, she propped herself up and puffed up her breath and said, "Then you explain it to me well, or I won't forgive you." ”
"A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, this is still saying that change will change, and turn your face every minute."
Gu Heng sighed a few times and continued: "Zhou slowly, you are now charged, you don't need to drink fat house happy water like us. But the Dead Fat House is happy to share it with you. This ice cola is for you. However, you can't drink too much on the spot, otherwise you will become a dead fat house. ”
"You, dead fat house?" Zhou slowly shook his head, indicating that he had heard correctly.
Don't the people here say that Gu Heng is a big demon king? Why would this guy say that about himself?
Seeing that Gu Heng was in no mood, Ah Liu handed Zhou Slowly's mobile phone and said, "Classmate Zhou, if you don't understand, you can actually ask, if you really can't ask Du Niangbei." I'll send you one for free, we're in this situation now, either school or home, and there is almost no time for activities at all, what's the difference between it and a dead fat house? ”
Shouldn't the correct way to open this sentence be, you dog, what is the difference between you and salted fish?
finally lasted until the end of school, and Gu Heng followed behind Zhou slowly.
"We were on our way, but I still don't think we need to take a taxi home." Zhou slowly expressed some apologies for Gu Heng's behavior of taking the car home at every turn.
She still felt that she shouldn't take advantage of others like this, after all, Gu Heng was just a student.
Gu Heng used to ride a bicycle, but it was really not good to sit in a car like this.
Besides, even if Gu Heng is angry with himself and makes a free car once or twice, how can he be brazen enough to carpool with him every day? If this guy wants money, forget it, but this guy doesn't want his own money at all, although he really doesn't have any money.
Seeing that Zhou slowly rejected himself, Gu Heng hurriedly raised the woven bag in his hand and said, "I'm not sending you home, I'm going to see Auntie." ”
"What are you doing with my mother?" Zhou's vigilance suddenly rose to one hundred and two, and he looked at Gu Heng suspiciously.
Gu Heng shook the gift in his hand and said, "This gift always has to be given to someone when you buy it, if you don't need it, then give it to Auntie." ”
"Are you sure my mom can use this thing?" Zhou slowly didn't dislike Gu Heng for giving this thing to himself before, but he wasn't sure if his mother could really use it.
These things, after all, are bought at a great price, and if they are only taken back to stain the dust, then why should they receive such a gift?
Gu Heng puffed up his chest and said, "Zhou slowly, you don't have to worry, I originally bought these things for Teacher Zhou, but Ah Liu was in a hurry and gave the gift to the teacher." But your mother is a middle-aged woman like the teacher, and these things are actually similar to use. You can rest assured, you can definitely use it. ”
"I hope it won't be wasted in the end." Zhou slowly told the truth, he was also a little apprehensive, and he really didn't know what his mother would do with such a bunch of things.
Since the last time she was knocked out by Ji Yiyun and a few others, Zhou slowly helped, Zhou's mother became a little cautious. Seeing Zhou slowly swaggering over like this, she was a little angry in her heart, and said, "Slowly, didn't my mother tell you?" I'm here today to help wrap myself tighter, why did you come out like this? ”
Zhou was slowly aggrieved here, but Gu Heng stopped her and said, "Auntie, we got out of school early today, so I came here to help you out of the stall, you can accept these little things." ”
Mother Zhou looked at the exquisite gift bag in Gu Heng's hand, and her hands trembled a little. After a while, she still bit her lip and said, "Classmate Xiao Gu, you should keep this thing yourself." Auntie, a small vendor selling spicy hot, smokes all day long, and can't use such exquisite things. ”
"Auntie, do you think I'll give you something impractical!" Gu Heng felt funny, and opened the woven bag on the spot, revealing the medicine box inside, and said, "Of course I won't send anything strange to you, Auntie." Here are some of the most commonly used* and medicines for your age. As long as you eat more on time, you are guaranteed to be several years younger than you are now. ”
In the face of the gynecology sent to him by this boy who is so much younger than herself*, Zhou's mother is like an ant on the hot pot, and she doesn't know what to do.
This is really not collected, not collected, this thing is really a hot potato.