【888】Precious Half Pack of Spicy Strips......
"This ......"
After hesitating again and again, Xiao Xiaoyang seemed to be finally moved by what I said, and then asked with a look on his face: "Are you sure you have something more delicious than fresh human meat?" ”
"Of course!"
Nodding affirmatively, seeing that Xiao Xiaoyang had some intentions, I couldn't help but hurry up and hit the railroad while it was hot: "I promise that after you eat my things, you will definitely not have any interest in my body!" ”
"Okay!"
Xiao Xiaoyang is obviously a foodie, which has been vividly reflected since he did not hesitate to risk "stealing" me from the corpse cave. And seeing that I was so determined, and even did not hesitate to guarantee with my life, Xiao Xiaoyang was still moved in the end.
nodded, and then he couldn't help but look at me suspiciously, as if thinking, where else could I hide my food?
Actually, it's no wonder that Xiao Xiaoyang has such suspicions, at this time, I do look a little too miserable, my whole body is in tatters, and I have been in the corpse pile for so long, and my whole body exudes a foul smell.
Don't talk about my appearance, it looks like I can't hide anything at all, and even if I can really hide something close to my body, I guess it's already contaminated by pus and blood, right?
"So be it!"
Frowning slightly, Xiao Xiaoyang said: "You just tell me where the things are, I'll pick it up myself, if it's really as you said, it's more delicious than fresh human meat, then I won't eat you!" ”
"Not ......"
I knew that with Xiao Xiaoyang's cunning, he would definitely not let me go easily, so I quickly explained: "Actually, I am a trickster among humans!" These things are only available to me, and no one else can take them except me! ”
"Really?"
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Xiaoyang couldn't help but be even more suspicious, and glanced at me slightly, as if he had already decided that I was lying to him. With a sneer, he ignored me again, turned around and continued to sharpen his knife, with a posture of being ready to take me at any time......
"Holy!"
Seeing the bonfire burning, burning more and more, my heart was anxious, so I hurriedly said: "I really didn't lie to you!" In that way, you will let go of one of my hands, okay? With one hand, I can conjure food for you! ”
"A hand?"
The little Xiaoyang knife had already been sharpened, and when it heard this, it obviously muttered in its heart again, and then rubbed its hands again! After hesitating again and again, I saw a flash of cold light, and it finally untied the rope that bound my right hand!
At the same time, he directly put the knife on my neck, and said with a fierce face: "I tell you, don't play tricks on me, otherwise, I will kill you alive!" ”
"Yes! Be! Be! ”
People are under the eaves, how can there be no head?
Since my life has been dragged into the hands of others, how can I dare to say half a "no"?
Taking advantage of its unpreparedness, my right hand subconsciously pressed on the same dirty and inconspicuous Qiankun bag around my waist, and at the same time secretly prayed in my heart that I must leave a bag and a half of snacks here, otherwise it will be difficult to save my life today......
Pity......
I dug through my bag, and where was there any trace of snacks? I only found a small half bag of salt, and the rest of the things that could be eaten, but I didn't find anything at all, but I touched my Thunder Sword......
This makes me embarrassed and entangled, I guess I can't take out the food, so do you want to take out the Thunder Sword and fight it directly? Even if you can't fight it, it's better to break yourself with the Thunderbolt Sword, it's better than being cut alive directly, right?
"Humph! I knew you lied to me! ”
Seeing that I didn't react for a long time, Xiao Xiaoyang's eyes suddenly surged with murderous intent, and he couldn't help but raise the sharp butcher knife sharpened in his hand.
"Your uncle! Fight with it! ”
As soon as I gritted my teeth, I was almost subconsciously ready to pull out the Thunderbolt Sword, and I was about to do it on the spot!
However, just as my right hand touched the hilt of the Thunderbolt Sword, I was about to pull it out, but my hand suddenly touched a small half bag of greasy things?
Hey? This is......
With joy in my heart, I couldn't help but subconsciously stop Xiao Xiaoyang: "Wait a minute! I found it! ”
As soon as the words fell, almost just as the butcher knife in Xiao Xiaoyang's hand was about to fall, my hand finally stretched out the Qiankun bag, and there was indeed an extra bag of things in my hand, but it was a pack of spicy strips that had been opened!
Uh, yes, that's right, it's a small half-pack of spicy strips, and they're all a little moldy......
It was only then that I suddenly remembered the origin of this small half pack of spicy noodles, which seemed to be the leftover from the last time Xia Wuren and I ate in the wilderness. At that time, the other food we brought was basically gone, and there was only a pack of spicy strips left, Xia Wuren couldn't eat spicy, so he barely tasted two sticks, and threw them directly to me.
I also ate a little, and then casually threw it into the Qiankun bag, originally planned to clean it up after I got out, but the rest of the things were busy with my head and two big, but I threw this small half pack of spicy noodles out of the clouds.
I should be glad that I left this little half pack of spicy noodles at that time, because it was this small half pack of spicy noodles that would probably have saved my life!
Of course, now I still have no bottom in my heart, because I don't know if Xiao Xiaoyang can eat spicy food at all! And this thing is already moldy, and the taste is only ......
"Huh?"
And seeing that I really took out a bag of things like a trick, Xiao Xiaoyang couldn't help but be stunned on the spot, and then stopped what he was doing!
At this moment, the blade in its hand was almost only two centimeters away from my neck! It's really dangerous, if it's even a second too late, I'm afraid I'm going to hit the ground.
"Really?"
The fox looked at me suspiciously, Xiao Xiaoyang had already snatched the small half pack of spicy strips from my hand for the first time, but it was very cautious, it should be worried that I would poison the spicy strips, so he directly pulled out one from it and handed it directly to my mouth: "You eat first!" ”
"Good!"
Life is at stake, of course I didn't dare to say half a "no", I nodded subconsciously, and I took a bite of the spicy strip!
Surprisingly, although the spicy strips have become a little moldy, except for some musty smell, the taste has not changed much?
Tsk, thanks to the unscrupulous traders, a large amount of preservatives and monosodium glutamate have been added to the spicy strips, otherwise how could they be kept for so long? Even if it is moldy, it doesn't have much effect on the taste?
I ate the spicy strips like swallowing dates, and after a long time, seeing that I had no surprises, Xiao Xiaoyang was relieved, licked his lips, and smelled the aroma of the spicy strips, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he licked it carefully with his tongue!
Immediately afterward, its face changed dramatically!
"Not good!"
Of course I was taken aback, and my heart was broken, didn't he like the taste of this spicy strip? Could it be that like Xia Wuren, it doesn't like spicy food?
At this moment, my heart was extremely nervous, and I couldn't help but quietly stretch my right hand to the Qiankun bag around my waist!
"Bang!"
It's a pity that before I could put my hand into the Qiankun bag, Xiao Xiaoyang hit me on the head with a stick again!
Your uncle, if I continue like this, even if I don't get killed by Xiao Xiaoyang, I'm afraid I'll have a concussion. But the words I heard before I fell out of the coma couldn't help but make me breathe a sigh of relief, and I only heard Xiao Xiaoyang's hands dancing with his face: "My God, is there really such a delicious thing in this world?" ”
"Whew-"
As soon as I breathed a sigh of relief, I rolled my eyes on the spot and passed out.
But I was soon woken up by Xiao Xiaoyang again, and I couldn't wait to say, "Hurry up!" If I change some more, I'll have to ......."
“……”
This is embarrassing, I have just turned the Qiankun bag upside down, and the only food I found is this small half pack of spicy strips, where should you let me go to make food for him now?
"Alas!"
At this time, I even regretted my intestines, and regretted why I didn't buy some food and add it to my Qiankun bag before rushing to Penglai Island?
Xia Wuren has a lot of stock there, but unfortunately it is far from quenching his thirst, I don't even know where he is now, how can I get food from him?
"This ......"
I glanced at Xiao Xiaoyang in embarrassment, but I couldn't help but have a flash of inspiration in my mind, and shirked: "That's the case, I'm really injured too seriously now, and it takes a lot of physical strength to conjure up food!" In my current state, I'm afraid I'll have to rest for a long time before I can continue to conjure up delicious things for you! ”
"Huh?"
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Xiaoyang was dumbfounded on the spot, looked at me suspiciously, and couldn't help but say with a fierce look on his face: "You won't lie to me, right?" ”
I thought to myself, you are so naïve, I don't lie to you, who am I fooling?
But just thinking about it, there was a swear on his lips: "Really! It's true, where do I dare to lie to you? Isn't my little life still in your hands? ”
"That's just as well!"
Hearing me say this, Xiao Xiaoyang couldn't help but nodded, and then licked his lips again, and said with a look of anticipation: "Then when can you continue to do tricks?" ”
Uh, I just said that, and he really thought I was a trickster among humans?
"Well...... this"
Pretending to hesitate weakly, I pretended to say: "Then it depends on my physical recovery, maybe soon, but it may also have to wait for a long time!" ”
"Alright! Then you hurry up and rest, and when you are well rested, you can quickly conjure up delicious food for me! ”
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Xiaoyang immediately tied me to a tree again, and even fed me some water so that I could recover as soon as possible......