Chapter 839: Confessions of a Thousand Beheading Classmates
[Kavin is too serious.,Let's change the fan of a thousand people first.,Only this chapter is in the first person.,The rest is back to normal]
One of the words I hate the most in the world is "born from the heart".
Because as a virgin who has never been in love, has never even touched a girl's hand, has never looked at anyone of the opposite sex for more than three seconds, has never watched an X movie, has never been on the X network, never stares at beautiful women when he goes out, and doesn't even know which popular female stars are now, and has always lived a pure-hearted and desireless life, I have a lustful face.
What exactly is lust?
To use a more specific description, it is the most bewitching face you have ever seen or imagined, in the ...... When rolling the G list, the corners of the eyes and eyebrows are all sultry and charming, and the whole person exudes strong male hormones, which will make people blush and heartbeat.
Yes, when I was expressionless and wondering what to eat tonight, I looked the same way.
Therefore, others wear casual clothes to be sunny and handsome, and I wear them to be wild and uninhibited; Others wear suits as gentlemanly elegance, but I wear them as ascetic temperament; When others don't wear clothes, they want to take a shower, and I don't wear them...... Forget it, I don't have to wear it, because even if I cover it tightly, many pure people of the opposite sex will shake their heads when they see me, thinking that I am taking off my clothes and trying to play a hooligan.
…… That's why everyone calls me a thousand people.
Because they all firmly believe that I must not be on the way, but on the way to the pop...... will look at such a broken forever.
The word is so unrefined and unharmonious that journalists will change the name when they make up my gossip in newspapers and magazines.
…… They call me Master Xiao Gao.
Because they all say I'm ...... It seems to roll G single to ...... High...... Tide...... The appearance of the time.
No one will believe it, the only thing I know about ooxx...... They all got from the title of "Little Master Gao".
So for these two nicknames, I just want to say with affection - hehe.
In fact, I have a very serious and simple name, and my single name is the word "Chun", which is simple and simple.
Students who are not good at Mandarin should pay attention to the pronunciation, the pronunciation should be accurate, it is called Chun, not ...... Spring.
In order to avoid misunderstandings caused by pronunciation errors, I have always called myself "Brother Chun", just because my appearance style is too prominent, and this title has encountered a lot of obstacles in the promotion process...... So far, I'm the only one who calls myself that.
Why is it so troublesome, you ask, and you don't even have a name and a surname?
The answer is simple, because my surname is Zhuang.
So my name is Zhuang Chun, yes, the pronunciation is "pretending to be pure".
Allow me to say from the bottom of my heart – hehe.
It has the external conditions that match everything from face to body to name...... My world probably won't be any better.
I want to be an ordinary decent person, marry a decent girl, decorate a warm home, and live a pure life from morning to night, which should never be realized.
In a few years, everyone should upgrade me and tell me to be beheaded by 10,000 people.
Thankfully, human beings don't live too long, otherwise I might have risen to 100 million people.
But if the reporter continues to write like this, my gossip "girlfriends" may be able to circle the earth for three and a half weeks hand in hand.
What a tragedy for me, a tragedy of 360 degrees full of dead ends.
Until one day I found out that all the tragedies I experienced since I was a child were to exercise my nerves, hone my will, and let me meet a woman named Ye Ruo.
…… And then fell into a chain of even greater tragedies.
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