Chapter 64: 60 Years Collector's Edition of Boy Urine
I hurriedly grabbed the black plastic bag, and then said to Xu Xiaoya: "It's nothing, you also have this thing, now it's just Xue'er to lend me some." ”
"Do I have it too? What's that? The expression on Xu Xiaoya's face became more curious, and I saw it in my eyes, it was called an egg pain.
I can't say to Xu Xiaoya, this black plastic bag is actually Fang Xue'er's aunt, if I say this, I dare to guarantee that Xu Xiaoya will definitely despise me for a while, at that time, the glorious image I finally established in her heart is probably gone......
Seeing that Xu Xiaoya was like a curious baby, I had to quickly find a few other topics to divert her attention elsewhere.
After chatting for a while, Xu Xiaoya said goodbye and left, and after she left, I came to the corner of the incineration room, and then carefully opened the black plastic bag.
As soon as I opened the black plastic bag, I smelled a faint smell of blood, and soon, I saw a white cloth in the bag.
There was a trail of blood on the white cloth, and it was obvious that this should be Fang Xue'er's something......
I quickly took out my mobile phone and called Uncle Quan, excitedly telling him that I finally got the untouched moon red, and Uncle Quan on the other end of the phone heard my words, but calmly like an old bird that was not erect, and scolded me without saying a word, saying that I disturbed his sleep, and said that I would be crooked again, and he would have to beat me when he came back.
After hanging up the phone, I put the bloodstained white cloth back in the plastic bag, and found a place to hide it, so that someone wouldn't have taken it away.
In this way, I was so excited that I guarded the black plastic bag for most of the day like a teaser, and when Uncle Quan came back, I found that he sat on the table without lifting his eyelids.
I hurriedly approached my uncle: "Uncle Quan, I have already got the unfinished moon red, when will we deal with that ghost baby?" ”
Uncle Quan didn't even look at me, and said lightly: "What's the hurry, I'll talk about it in the evening." ”
"Damn, there are a lot of dreams at night, if I don't kill him now, I'm panicking." I say.
Uncle Quan raised his head slightly, revealing to me a look of hatred for iron but not steel, "A ghost baby has already scared you like this?" If I let you go to the thousand-year-old tomb alone to find the soul grass, wouldn't you be scared to pee? ”
Listening to Uncle Quan's words, I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows, and my face was a little awe-inspiring.
I said with a solemn face: "How is that possible? If I go to the thousand-year-old tomb alone, I will definitely not be scared to pee, I will definitely be scared out of Xiang, okay? ”
After saying this, my face changed, and then I came to Uncle Quan's side with a hippie smile and pressed it for her.
Uncle Quan just wanted to say something contemptuous, but after a while, he was already nodding his head again and again with a somewhat enjoyable expression.
"Didn't eat? Push harder. ”
"Above, yes, that's it......"
The night slowly approached as promised, and when Uncle Quan and I were finally the only two people left in the crematorium, I was holding the black plastic bag in one hand and the small peach wood sword that Uncle Quan had given me to deal with the birch spirit in the other hand but had not used.
I followed Uncle Quan into the small black room, the dark little black room, Uncle Quan pointed his finger and said to me, "Carry the ghost baby to the incineration room." ”
"Uh, I'm backing?" I frowned, I still remember the murder of the ghost baby, and I am afraid of the murderous thing that I have to carry such a murderous thing.
"Nonsense, or I'll carry it?" Uncle Quan didn't have a good airway.
I nodded dejectedly, uncle, it's really a first-order official who crushes people to death!
Who made me a little cremator, I gritted my teeth, grabbed the immobile ghost baby in the corner, and then carried the grief without saying a word.
I have to say that this ghost baby doesn't look big, but when I really carried it, I felt my back sink, and the weight of this guy was at least more than 100 pounds.
I struggled to carry the ghost baby out, and when I came out, I found that there was a figure behind me, and it was the little tomato who also came out to join in the fun.
However, Uncle Quan didn't seem to have any intention of stopping the little tomato, and let the little tomato jump up and down beside us.
Soon, I moved the ghost baby to the incineration room, and next to a pillar, Uncle Quan took out a ball of red rope and tied the ghost baby who couldn't move into a dumpling......
A few minutes later, Uncle Quan took the black plastic bag in my hand and grabbed out the white cloth stained with bright red blood.
"Are you going to start?" I stared at Uncle Quan with great excitement, for fear of missing any small details.
The little tomato on the side also sat on the ground curiously, dragging his chin and looking at Uncle Quan......
Soon, I saw Uncle Quan unfold the white cloth with bright red blood stains, and then slammed it on the ghost baby's head!
And with this button, the ghost baby who couldn't move just now suddenly felt like he had eaten a bomb, and suddenly he grinned and shouted!
This sudden scream really startled me, but when I fixed my eyes, I couldn't help but gasp!
I saw that when the white cloth with blood stains was buckled on the ghost baby's head, I found that the ghost baby's face was first bruised, and then bursts of black gas began to emerge from the old man's face......
"Go, get some boy pee." Uncle Quan commanded without raising his head.
"Ah, boy pee? I haven't even drunk water today, where does the urine come from? I frowned and smiled wryly.
But just when Uncle Quan showed me an expression of hatred for iron, my head flashed, and then I said, "Yes, you wait for me!" ”
After saying that, I immediately ran to the toilet outside, and after a while, I was pinching my nose with one hand and grabbing a plastic bottle with the other.
"Stinky boy, eat more vegetables, and the smell of urine won't be so strong." Uncle Quan rolled his eyes at me and said disdainfully.
"I know, Uncle Quan." I forced a smile and handed the plastic bottle containing the boy's urine to Uncle Quan, and then said leisurely: "Actually, this bottle of urine is yours, do you remember that the toilet was broken before?" That's what I deliberately blocked to collect your sixty-year-old collector's edition of boy urine, haha, I didn't expect it......"
I laughed wildly, and the expression on Uncle Quan's face changed even more sharply, and before I could close my mouth, suddenly, I saw an afterimage pass by, and then there seemed to be something more in my mouth.
I couldn't help but smash my mouth, and noticed that there was a strange taste in my mouth, I looked up at Uncle Quan, and found that he was expressionlessly aiming the bottle in his hand at the ghost baby, and then gently poured it on his body!
As the sixty-year-old collector's edition of the child's urine fell on the ghost baby's body, all of a sudden, I saw that the ghost baby's old face instantly became extremely hideous, and the wisps of black gas on his face were melted together by the drops of urine, and then evaporated into wisps of white smoke and dissipated invisibly......