Chapter 9: Police Shu Huang, you forgot to pull the zipper!
"Murder! Kill! A shrill and shrill shout broke the morning silence of the East Side Square.
"Am I hallucinating, how did I hear someone shouting for murder?" Today, in the name of going out to run errands, early in the morning, You Mi came to pass the time with a "butterfly with folded wings". Hearing someone shouting "kill someone", You Mi plucked out his ears, thinking it was a hallucination.
"I heard it too, go out and have a look." Fat Xiang led You Mi and Da Ou, as well as a group of employees who wanted to see the excitement, and went out.
"Oops, it's bloody!" A melon-eating crowd said, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and nose after speaking, as if he could smell it.
"Yes, yes, the female was poured sulfuric acid, and the male one was cut off, tsk!" Another melon eater said as he craned his neck and looked in.
"Auntie, what's going on?" You Mira asked a crowd of people who eat melons.
"There was a death case in Xingmei clothing store, and the boss was looking for a mistress, who wanted to divorce the proprietress and divide the family property. Then the proprietress asked the boss and the junior to negotiate last night, who knew that the talks would collapse. The proprietress first took out the sulfuric acid prepared in advance and poured it on the junior, and then took out the kitchen knife brought from home and cut off the roots of the man's descendants, I don't know if they were cut off. In short, it's so cruel and bloody, I can't bear to look at it directly! The melon-eating crowd kept shaking their heads.
I can't bear to look at it so energetically, Auntie, is it worthy of the melon you eat?
"Little JJ has been cut, how much it hurts!" As he spoke, You Mi glanced at the position between Da Ou's legs.
"What are you seeing? Mine is still there. Da Ou hurriedly tightened his legs and retreated behind Fat Xiang.
"Let's go, let's go!" A group of uniformed and ununiformed police officers surrounded and set up a cordon to separate the scene of the crime from the people who ate the melons.
"Sister Xiang, do you know the owner and lady of this shop?" Xingmei clothing store is not far from the "butterfly with broken wings", and You Mi guessed that as a neighbor, he should know more or less.
"It's a little impressive, but it's not familiar." Fat Xiang is not a gossip person.
"Ask me, I know both of them." Da Ou poked You Mi's shoulder and said: "These two are also very powerful, starting from setting up stalls, and now the stores are open, Xingmei is just one of their stores, and there is a larger store in the new city." ”
Da Ou looked at the half-dead boss who was carried out by the police on a stretcher, sighed and continued: "Although poor couples mourn everything, some husbands and wives can only share weal and woe, not wealth and prosperity, and they are. The boss got along with Miss Yi some time ago, and he didn't care about the things in the store, but the proprietress was busy. The proprietress is also hot, and she has quarreled with him many times, and once the movement was so big that even 110 was alarmed. Later, the policeman Shu Huang said that this was a family matter and could only be resolved internally, provided that there were no casualties. Last night, it is said that the proprietress asked the boss to bring the junior over to discuss the divorce and separation, who knew that it would be like this. I didn't say anything about the disfigurement of the junior, as for the boss, I guess I won't be able to find the mistress in the future. After saying that, he couldn't help but shake his head.
"Hey, tell me about you men, it's a good day, but you have to find a junior!" You Mi tiptoed into the store, and teased the two men present by the way.
"Sister, that's not right, people are single-minded, right, Shoko." After speaking, Ou put his arms around Shoko's neck.
"Show affection and show far, it's an eyesore!" You Mi pushed the two away in disgust and continued to make in.
As neighbors, Fat Xiang and Da Ou were invited to the police station to assist in the investigation afterwards, and You Mi, who was a melon-eating crowd, also went to join in the fun, after all, she was so big and had never entered the police station.
"Yo, big beauty!" As soon as You Mi walked into the police station, several young policemen Didi got together to discuss.
"It's like a big star." A pimple covered his cheeks, said Dee Dee, a police officer in his early 20s.
"What are you looking at?" A tall, slender policeman in civilian clothes walked in, and when he saw Didi, a pimple-clad policeman with bright eyes, he patted him on the head with a file folder.
"Boss, there are beautiful women." Police officer Didi pointed at You Mi and said.
Today, Yomi wore a white T-shirt, a pair of blue ripped denim hot pants, and a pair of white sneakers. The simple and casual collocation actually made You Mi wear a star style. Especially those two long legs, under the backdrop of hot pants, I feel that below the chest, there are legs.
"Who?" The plainclothes policeman looked at You Mi's long legs and asked.
"The one who came to assist in the investigation was the case of pouring small trisulfuric acid and cutting off my husband JJ this morning." The policeman Didi was about to ask You Mi about the situation, and by the way, he observed the beauty up close.
"I'll go." After speaking, the plainclothes policeman walked directly to Youmi, ignoring the complaining little eyes of the policeman Didi.
"I was cut off by the boss!" Didi, a police officer, cried to another colleague.
"The boss has been here for more than two years, and he is still single, of course I have to leave the opportunity to the boss." Colleague comforted.
"Ma'am, please be seated." The plainclothes policeman said to You Mi.
"Okay, police officer." You Mi sat down obediently and looked at the plainclothes policeman sitting opposite him.
The plainclothes policeman looks quite young, estimated to be 25 or 26, and his appearance is ordinary, but it may be because of his profession, which makes his face a little more resolute than his peers, and his temperament is more chilling.
"Police Shu Xiao?" The plainclothes policeman expressed surprise at Youmi's title, girl, I'm not much older than you.
"Hehe, police Shu Huang is a title, it has nothing to do with age, don't mind." You Mi said with a smile.
"Well... My surname is Song, what do you call a lady? Officer Song lowered his head and smiled, and said.
"My name is Yumi." You Mi didn't let go of Officer Song's fleeting smile, and she found that he had a different taste when he laughed. Of course, compared to handsome, Officer Song is far worse than Fat Xiang, even Da Ou is inferior, but he has a different temperament.
"Ms. You, can you tell us what happened in the morning?" Officer Song began his routine questioning.
"In the morning, I was chatting with friends in the butterfly with folded wings, and suddenly I heard someone shouting for murder, at first I thought I was behind my ears, after all, the police and the Shu Huang have managed the law and order in the east square so well, and even fights and brawls rarely occur, how can there be a fatal case? Later, I plucked out my ears to make sure there was no earwax blockage, so I asked my friends next to me, and they also said that they heard it, and I believed that I had heard correctly. "You Mi said truthfully.
"The butterfly with folded wings seems to be a bar?" Officer Song thought You Mi was quite funny.
"Well, it's not far from the Xingmei clothing store where the murder occurred." Yumi nodded.
"You heard the cries for help and went out?" Officer Song continued to ask, in his memory, the bar called "Butterfly with Broken Wings" seemed to be a gay bar, could it be that the big beauty in front of him was also a lily lover?
"yes, everyone is curious." You Mi said with a smile, undisguised his original intention to watch the excitement.
"Did you find anything suspicious?" In fact, when this question was asked, Officer Song didn't have much hope, after all, the murder suspect, the motive for the crime and the tools of the crime were all there, he just wanted to talk to You Miduo, who doesn't want to get close to beautiful women, the police are also creatures that can secrete hormones.
"It's like... Not really. But that boss's JJ was really cut off? Or was it only cut in half? I think the difficulty coefficient of cutting JJ is quite high, and it needs the cooperation of the other party to complete, otherwise you need a helper, one person to subdue and one person to start. So, will there be accomplices? "You Mi's brain hole is relatively large.
"Poof!" Officer Song couldn't help but smile, "Ms. You, your question is very good, and this is also the direction we will investigate next." "This girl is really interesting, Officer Song muttered in his heart.
"Well, it is our citizens' responsibility to be able to help the police." You Mi took out the line experience accumulated from watching TV.
"But... That bar..."Officer Song stopped talking.
"What's wrong with the bar?" You Mi's eyes widened and she looked at Officer Song.
"You... Isn't it... Like.. Insert lilies? Officer Song asked in a slurred manner.
"Oh, I don't raise flowers, I only raise Wang Ba." You Mi said calmly, thinking to herself, so soon, someone will ask you whether to plant flowers or not, it seems that the turtle is the right one.
Youmi, are you embarrassed to say that you are raising turtles? After you bought that turtle home, wasn't it all raised by your aunt? My aunt treated the turtle as his own son, and gave it a nickname called Shoushou, hoping that he would live a long life!
"Raising, Wang, Eight?" Officer Song said verbatim.
"It's a turtle." You Mi looked at Officer Song with an expression of "you are uneducated".
"Oh, hehehe!" But is there a connection between raising flowers and raising turtles? Officer Song is still unsure of You Mi's sexual orientation.
Helpless, all the questions that should be asked have been asked, Fat Xiang and Da Ou are finished, and it is impossible to keep You Mi.
"I'll send you out, thank you for your cooperation, I've delayed everyone's time today." Officer Song politely sent You Mi and the three of them out of the door, and then went to the toilet to pee himself.
"Don't raise flowers, only raise Wang Ba." Officer Song took out JJ and pointed it at the urinal as he muttered to himself.
"Brush, brush, brush..."Watching the urine flow down like a waterfall, Officer Song suddenly reacted.
He immediately intercepted the waterfall, hurriedly tucked JJ back into his crotch, and after a quick flush of his hands at the sink, he rushed out of the bathroom.
"Ms. You, wait!" Officer Song rushed to the gate of the police station at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, and hurriedly stopped You Mi, who was about to get into the car.
"The police called you, Ms. You." Da Ou, who was already in the passenger seat, quipped.
"Go check it out, we'll wait for you." Fat Xiang in the driver's seat said.
"Oh." You Mi closed the car door and turned to walk towards Officer Song.
"Tour. Ma'am, this is my business card, call me if anything. Officer Song handed the business card to You Mi.
"Oh, okay." You Mi didn't understand why he only gave himself a business card, as well as Fat Xiang and Da Ou, "Give me two more, my two friends are the bosses of the butterfly with broken wings, and they may know more than me." ”
"Okay..."Girl, I want to soak you, can't you see it?" Officer Song reluctantly took out two more business cards and handed them to You Mi.
"Uh... Policeman Shu Huang..."After You Mimu took the business card, his eyes were firmly fixed on the position between Officer Song's legs.
"What's wrong?" Officer Song wondered.
"You forgot to zip it!" You Mi pretended to be calm and said.
"Huh!" Officer Song followed You Mi's eyes, looked down, and saw that the door below was open, and when the black inner was about to come out, his face turned red after brushing it.
When he pulled on the zipper and looked up again, he found that You Mi had already gotten into the car and left......