Chapter 100: The Culprit

Zhou was slowly taking steps at this moment and cautiously walked into the ward.

She seemed to have heard that during this time, Gu Heng became very sad because of something that everyone knew. Therefore, as the culprit of this matter, she still needs to go and see Gu Heng himself.

"Gu Heng, are you doing well?" Zhou slowly looked at Gu Heng, who was eager to plant his head in the quilt, and his heart was infinitely sentimental.

It seems that this guy's psychological trauma is really large, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to heal in a short period of time.

That doctor is really very bold, this kind of treatment dares to be carried out one after another, is it really bullying Gu Henghu to fall into Pingyang?

"What are you doing here? You hurry out, are you also here to see my jokes? Gu Heng's one-year arrogance has actually collapsed a long time ago.

So, is it now that even Zhou slowly treats herself from the perspective of sympathy? Do you have so much pity?

In Gu Heng's heart, there were already 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling by, and his heart was even more uncomfortable than the green grassland on his head.

Zhou slowly knew that he shouldn't stimulate Gu Heng so much, and quickly changed his angle and said, "Gu Heng, in fact, things are also very simple, I, I heard that the doctor is very hateful, so I came to see you." We really can't do it, so let's change a doctor. It really makes me feel bad to see you like this. ”

As he spoke, Zhou slowly and forcibly grabbed Gu Heng's head, comforting Gu Heng like touching a small animal.

Gu Heng's heart was actually broken, and he didn't want to recall the scene of that day.

But when he heard Zhou slowly speak like this, he couldn't help but cry directly, saying, "Zhou slowly, do you know? I've kept the virgin chrysanthemum for more than ten years, and that guy stabbed it with one finger, it's really hateful. Do you know how I felt like a virgin who was assaulted? I just wanted to die on the spot. ”

"So you want to tell me that you want to carry forward Zhu Xi's thought of preserving heavenly principles and destroying people's desires, and then personally practice such things as starving to death is a small matter, and losing temperance is a big thing? Isn't that too extreme? Zhou slowly said that he had never seen Gu Heng have such a strong side.

Gu Heng beat his chest desperately, and said vigorously: "In the past, women could die at any time for their chastity. That's quite a thing to celebrate. However, if I say anything today, or if I do something, others will only laugh at me, which is really stupid. So, I'm not feeling good right now. ”

"You're stupid and can't figure it out, that's why it's so uncomfortable. I'll tell you a few people and you'll understand, I'm going to tell you that even if you were a prostitute in the past, it was quite good, don't always look down on yourself so much. ”

Zhou slowly pulled away from the topic all of a sudden, trying to pull Gu Heng out of his sad mood.

"Look at the green beads of others, the wind and bones of the time of falling from the building are always better than some powerful literati. Liu Ru is a prostitute, and she can despise Qian Qianyi's shameless literati, you should know the story of Xiao Fengxian and General Cai Yi. ”

Zhou slowly saw that Gu Heng still maintained a bewildered look, and hurriedly pulled him and said, "Don't be comfortable with some strange thoughts, look at the mother of Emperor Wu of Han in the past, isn't it also a pipa, don't hug it?" So, some things are not that important. ”

Gu Heng said that he still couldn't understand what Zhou Slowly wanted to say today, but there was a sentence in it that he understood.

That is, Zhou slowly did not dislike himself because of this. However, he dislikes himself!

"Okay, a big man, for a little thing, such self-pity, it's really despicable." The doctor saw that Gu Heng was still lying on the bed, pretending to have mushrooms, and he really didn't understand.

This painkiller was the medicine he cried and shouted for the doctor to prescribe, and it turned out that the effect of this medicine was very good, and he was able to sleep peacefully and peacefully.

Why do you feel that she is a woman from a good family who was deceived and sold into the Qinglou now?

Besides, just stuffing a pill is nothing!

"Haven't you had a rectal exam? I don't think that's really a big deal. "The doctor beckoned Gu Heng over there and said to me.

Gu Heng sighed in his heart and said, "If I really want to do that kind of examination, I'd rather not accept it." ”

"Forget it, everyone has their own ambitions, and I won't talk nonsense with you here, just wait for the review." The doctor said lightly, and glanced up at Zhou slowly.

"By the way, do you want to stay here and continue to see how we change the dressing?" The doctor really had a spontaneous contempt for Zhou's unconsciousness.

Is it necessary to be so clear about this kind of medical treatment? She's not a doctor anyway. Besides, isn't it ashamed that a big man changes his medicine, and she is a girl here?

As soon as the doctor said this, Zhou slowly felt a little sad, and hurriedly covered his face and wanted to run out.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Gu Heng grabbed the corner of her clothes and said, "Zhou slowly, you hurry up and come back for me, you have to accompany me today." ”

"I didn't do anything to you, did you suddenly put on a good sister's posture?" The doctor really couldn't understand the demon moth of the boy in front of him.

As the saying goes, if you don't do it, you can't die, so he's really the kind of person who will be sent here if he does a certain level.

In other words, the hospital is not a research center for abnormal humans. He had a better attitude.

Of course, Gu Heng couldn't grasp the psychology of such a person, so he could only say to Zhou slowly: "As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, and now your Taoist friend and I are going to die, don't you stay here to see how to collect my body?" ”

Zhou slowly looked confused, but he still agreed, and said, "Okay, I'll stay here and watch you, don't worry." Also, can you not hold on so tightly. ”

Gu Heng hurriedly let go of his hand and said, "Zhou slowly, they all said that as long as their attention is shifted, they will not be so nervous. So, I'll tell me a bad joke today. ”

"What kind of wool is a bad joke, so what you care about is not where to take the medicine, but who you want to see who gives you the medicine? If so, you should have said it earlier. Putting on a three-chastity and nine fierce looks, I don't know how people think I hurt you. "The doctor said that now but young people are really hard to understand.

It was really the first time he had seen someone who was so resistant because of the drug.

Gu Heng completely ignored the doctor, pinched Zhou Slowly's hand, and said, "Zhou Slowly, why don't you hurry up and give me a cold joke?" ”

"Hmm. Okay, let me think about it right away. ”

Zhou slowly searched his stomach and finally came up with one, and hurriedly said: "The weather is hot in summer, it is really uncomfortable, and at this time people will come up with a very good way to cool down, that is, to go to the bank." First, the bank provides free air conditioning, and secondly, and most importantly, when you see your bank passbook, you are not only cold in your body, but also cold in your heart. ”

"I just get dazzled every time I see what's cool about the bank passbook." Gu Hengshi said that he couldn't understand Zhou's cold joke.

A random person like you who never has a bank balance of less than seven figures really can't understand the controversy in this paragraph.

Zhou slowly thought so, sighed, and continued: "Then I'll change another cold joke." Once upon a time there was a man walking on the road when he suddenly came across something. When he picked it up, it turned out to be 20,000, so he stood in place and waited desperately for the owner. But wait, wait, he really can't wait for the owner. His good friend next to him advised him not to wait any longer, if that person cared, he might have gone to the police a long time ago, and he would definitely not wait until now. But the man said seriously, no, I'm sure he's coming. A friend asked him the reason, and he told his friend, you said that if a pair of mahjong went to 20,000, how would it be played? So he's going to come. ”

"Shut up!"

The doctor couldn't help but laugh slowly. If that's a joke, he's going to be able to say a hundred a day.

Such a bizarre and strange thing, it is estimated that only Zhou will think that this thing can be called a joke.

Although Gu Heng felt that these jokes were cold, could the cold jokes not be cold?

Gu Heng glanced at the doctor with bad intentions, and said very disdainfully: "If you think you can tell a better bad joke, then you have to tell me." But if you can't say it, shut me up. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be so nervous! ”

The doctor glanced at Gu Heng, this guy hasn't learned much, this temper is not small? It seems that I really have to teach him how to be a man today.

"One day a man asked a master of longevity for the secret recipe for longevity. The master asked him, "Do you like to eat and drink?" He said no. Then the master asked him, "Do you have any hobbies?" He said still no. The master continued to ask him, do you have a girlfriend? All he could say was no. Finally the master asked him, "Then why do you live so long?" ”

"What do you think of such a bad joke? Don't question my business here. ”

After speaking, the doctor had already plugged the painkiller embolism into it by covering the sheet covering Gu Heng's buttocks.

"I have one last question now, and that is the question of your major, when will I be discharged?" Gu Heng has given up treatment, he just wants to take a good look, what kind of tricks can this person play?

Zhou slowly looked at Gu Heng, whose face was distorted to an extremely ugly face, and said, "That doctor, I think we should be able to go through the discharge procedures." After all, he only had a soft tissue contusion, and after a few days of ice compress and a series of other treatments, there should be no big problem now. ”

"Are you a doctor?"