Chapter 194
There are many and miscellaneous things ordered by the sixth uncle, but they are nothing more than paper people, paper horses, ingots, candles and the like.
I went to a store that specialized in selling these things, and I was basically ready. When I came back, I followed the instructions and found a land temple.
Although this thing also occupies a temple character, it is different from the kind of temple that is resplendent and has several entrances and exits, this is a small house near the road built with a few bricks, and there is nothing in it, it is empty.
But in my eyes, I could see a slight difference, above the roof of this small temple, there were clouds rolling.
This shows that there is still something to live in, and the time to live is definitely not short. But I don't know what it is, unless it's in a good mood and shows me up.
This kind of small temple on the side of the road is basically occupied by the beasts who cultivate immortals, sheltering from the wind and rain, and from time to time they can also collect a little extra money.
However, people generally don't take it in vain, they have requests and wishes, and they help them somewhat. But there are also those who can't do it and insist on being able to do it, and when they meet this, whoever burns the paper is unlucky, maybe they will directly bring the one who can't do it home.
This reminds me of Huang Hao and nonsense, two immoral ghosts.
The sixth uncle asked me to burn the things he needed in front of this kind of small temple, and I did as he instructed.
I put things at the door of the temple, and the sixth uncle specially instructed me not to draw circles, but to start the fever directly. In the past, when burning paper money ingots, whether at the crossroads, or to the grave of the ancestors, it was necessary to draw a circle with an opening, open the mouth in the direction of collecting money, and then pick out a few pieces of paper money while burning and throw them outside the circle, which is to send away lonely souls and wild ghosts, saving to stay in front of them, because they will also "grab money"!
But today, Uncle Six told me not to draw circles, then I will save trouble.
Wrap everything into a pile, all of them are flammable, not to mention that there are two bottles of two pots in the things that Uncle Sixth explained to me to purchase, and I bit the lid and poured it directly on it as an accelerant.
I hurriedly picked up a dead tree branch from the side of the road and used it to press the ignition head, if it burns away, it is easy to cause a fire in the wilderness!
After a short while, the fire burned, and I suddenly noticed that the contents of the temple had returned.
There is a red-eyed white snake in the clouds on the top of the temple, the skin of the whole body is wrinkled, giving people a very strange feeling, and at a glance, you can know that this is definitely not an ordinary immortal family, this should be a ballast, look at the years of cultivation like that.
Unexpectedly, I actually picked such an awesome "fairy nest"!
The red-eyed white snake looked at me malicefully in the clouds for a long time, spit out the letter and looked at the pile of things I burned, and finally shook his body and disappeared.
As soon as it walked, the yin wind suddenly rose, and the yin qi from all directions suddenly blew the flames high, I put away the branches, and glanced at it, good guy, there are really a lot of them.
Except for the ghost fairy, because of the inconvenience of coming out in broad daylight, Hu Huang and white willow gray are almost all here. As if sitting on the ground and dividing the spoils, each immortal family took a part of the gold and silver treasures and turned around and ran.
The immortal family didn't directly reach out to grab the money, just like no one fished out the steel hammer from the concentrated sulfuric acid, fire was a taboo for them.
So the way they withdraw money is to make a whirlwind, blow on the fire, and when the whirlwind turns, they take out the money they want.
So the fire I burned became very interesting, and there was a small whirlwind that swirled in all directions, and within ten steps, it turned into a puff of sparks and disappeared.
Seeing that there were fewer and fewer paper ashes in the fire, and the immortals who took money were also dispersed one after another, I picked up the branches and turned them over, trying to burn the ones that had not been burned out underneath.
I was flipping through it, and suddenly I felt something in the corner of my eye running towards me. I turned my head and took a look, and found that it was the Yuan God of the Huang family, who had been here just now, and I still had a little impression of him.
Could it be that he has to use a fence to fish again? I thought to myself. I saw that Huang Xian'er ran over in a panic, put back all the paper money she had just taken, and then kowtowed to the Land Temple, as if she had made some mistake.
He hooked my curiosity like this, what is this for? How can you take the money and return it, and admit that you are wrong?
Huang Xian'er knocked for a long time, and there was blood on her head, and she didn't mean to stop at all.
The fire on my side burned out, and I pulled it with a tree branch for a long time, and found that there was indeed nothing, so I threw the wooden stick in my hand, and scared the yellow fairy.
He glared back at me, his eyes full of malice.
I'm a little confused, what do you mean? He came to rob me by burning paper money, and then came back like he was mentally ill and went crazy, and glared at me?! Did I recruit him and provoke him?
I was hesitating whether to go back to the house or watch the excitement for a while, and the roof of the land temple changed again, and a little man of three inches appeared in the clouds, a fat old lady with white hair, who didn't even look at me, and pointed at the Huang family who kowtowed on the ground with his hand and scolded.
Fortunately, I had learned their language from Python Qingru before, otherwise I would not have understood them today. Because the old lady of the snake used the language of the snake fairy family.
The Huang Xian'er kneeling on the ground obviously understood, and kept kowtowing to admit his mistake.
The old lady reprimanded for a long time before she lifted her eyelids and looked at me.
Only then did I realize that the old lady who dared to love was also red-eyed, just like trachoma.
The old lady snake's eyes were full of evil, anyway, I thought so, and it was very unfriendly to me. I still wonder in my heart, why are they all like this?
The old lady stared at me for several minutes, and I was almost "forced back" by her gaze, and then she withdrew her terrifying gaze.
With a wave of her hand, a piece of yellow-mounted paper flew out of the pile of ashes I had just burned and landed in her hand.
This yellow mounted paper...... It's the one Uncle Sixth wrote for me! He specifically instructed me to raise this.
The old lady of the snake took the yellow paper and drove away without a sound, and saw the black cloud flying away in the southwest direction, and Huang Xian'er, who had been kowtowing, got up and disappeared directly into the wasteland on the side of the road without looking at me.
I'm confused by their weird behavior, what the hell is going on?
As soon as I turned around, I was almost startled, and my three talismans stood behind me, like bodyguards.
"Yo, why are you here?" I was surprised and asked, "Why is your expression so serious?" ”
"You don't say anything when you come out." Hu Feixue complained to me as soon as he opened his mouth: "It took me a long time to find you." We are talismans, you say throw us down, we will throw us down, we are very faceless, okay? ”
"No, I saw the drinking party in the camp, and I wanted you to have a good time, so I didn't squeak." I smiled and said to them, "Besides, I'll just burn something, and it's not anything dangerous." ”
"Not dangerous?" Huang Tianchou shouted: "If we didn't come over just now, do you think that old man can go?" ”
"Old ...... Huh? My heart moved, and I hurriedly asked, "Is this thing that 'hwing'?" The thing behind the ass of the seed fairy who was planted? ”
"Not really!" Huang Tianchou said: "That's it, it's been cultivated to the point where it can be planted, haven't you seen that her eyes are red?" ”
Hearing Huang Tianchou say this, I was really a little hairy, not that I was afraid, but I felt that it was a little difficult to accept that the chrysanthemum was exploded by such a thing.
At the critical moment, it was still Python Qingru who was the best, and she saw that Huang Tianchou and Hu Feixue had finished criticizing me, so she said: "Okay, don't talk about Brother Shui." This is also our negligence. Since Brother Shui's seven orifices are closed, we can't get on our bodies, so there are omissions. It's good to pay attention in the future, Brother Shui, you too, if you go out and tell us, if we are derelict in our duties, don't forget how serious the consequences are. ”
I smiled awkwardly: "I really didn't expect it, it won't be in the future." ”
Python Qingru smiled with satisfaction and said, "That's good." ”
Hu Feixue said in a weird manner on the side: "Fortunately, we came here today, otherwise not only would it not be possible, but this kid might have to get in." ”
"Not only can't it be done?" I was puzzled and asked her, "Sister Xue, what are you talking about?" ”
"The sixth master gave you something to do." Hu Feixue said: "You think those things are burned for the sixth master?" ”
I shook my head: "I don't know, it's all divided anyway." ”
"It's right if it's gone." Hu Feixue said: "The sixth master did this to share the cause and effect evenly, and if he was soft, he would naturally have to pay a price. Just now, the little Huang family was still shallow, thinking that everyone was robbing money, he also came over to make a profit, but he didn't expect to catch the sixth master's Huang Fu Ling, and when he walked halfway, he found that something was wrong, so he came back to ask his grandfather to tell his grandmother to ask Lao Qiu to accept the Huang Fu Ling. Otherwise, it's going to fall on it. It does not know how to do this great thing of cause and effect, and it doesn't know how it will die when the time comes! ”
"I wipe?!" I exclaimed, "In that case, why is the old man willing to take this hot potato?" Could it be that she is really a bodhisattva, poor little yellow? ”
"Poor yo-yo!" Hu Feixue said: "It's not that she has seen it clearly, she knows that even if she doesn't accept this yellow talisman order, it will be designated that there will be no good fruit to eat." Otherwise, don't you see that she wants to do something with you? ”
I really didn't see this, just those two red eyes, I could see the bad intentions, and I really couldn't see that she had the intention of doing it. If I could see it, then I would have stunned her with a hidden thunderbolt, and I could still give her a big stare at each other for so long?
But then again, it's no wonder that people want to do it, Uncle Six's trick is yin enough, it's just a transfer of flowers and trees! No wonder the old man hid his eyes when he started, if there was no little yellow fairy to stir up the situation, would she have avoided this disaster?