Chapter 30: Singleness is a disease
Autumn is the season of picking fruits, and I see that others are full of harvest, but You Mi has not even harvested half of her boyfriend.
It's not time with me! You Mi couldn't help but shout in her heart.
Isn't it because you didn't plant your boyfriend's seed in the spring that you didn't harvest in the fall?
From the blind date in the summer to the autumn, I saw countless strange things, which made You Mi begin to doubt life.
God, give me a normal man!
Okay, I hear you, I'll give you a normal man soon. I put on the same wig as God and answered Yumi with brain waves.
On the National Day in October, You Mi came to Sichuan A to see me, saying that he missed my cousin, but in fact, it was to avoid his aunt's saliva.
"You've been on a blind date for two seasons, why haven't you found a pleasing person?" While touching the cards, my aunt asked You Mi, who was sitting opposite him.
"Because they don't look good, touch!" You Mi immediately touched the cards played by her aunt.
My aunt swallowed his saliva and continued to look at the cards, "Isn't there a very handsome young man, it seems that his name is Wang Yang, and Chen Jie introduced him to you." ”
"That handsome guy is called Zhang Yue, and he was introduced by a colleague in the unit. It's very handsome, but it's a pity, there is a very serious cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder. "You Mi touched a card, hey, good card.
"Cleanliness? It's not very clean, it's good. "My aunt played a card.
"Bump!" You Mi touched the card played by her aunt again, "Hehe, that's not just love clean, that's crazy love for clean." If he comes to play mahjong with you, he will never sit down and play with you without rubbing the mahjong table and mahjong more than ten times. However, judging from his cleanliness, he won't play mahjong, because there are too many mahjong bacteria to wipe clean. ”
My aunt happened to pick up a card, looked at it, and thought, where do you see that there are bacteria?
"What about the ocean? The person introduced by Chen Jie should be good. In the eyes of my aunt, in You Mi's girlfriend circle, only Chen Jie is the most reliable, and everyone else is a crazy woman, the same as You Mi.
"It was introduced by Chen Jie's boyfriend, if he is not afraid of cockroaches, dogs, horror movies, and doesn't scream at high decibels, I can still think about it." You Mi touched a card, "Haha, self-draw!" ”
"You're touching yourself again!" My aunt was so angry that he threw the cards in his hand on the table, "When will you find a boyfriend to come back?" ”
So, You Mi hid in Sichuan A, otherwise, he could only swim in his aunt's saliva during the seven days of the National Day.
After coming to Sichuan A, Yumi took me to meet a new friend, Yuanzi. In fact, You Mi and she are not very familiar with her, and they have met a few times when they were in Sichuan C.
Yuanzi is a classmate of Youmi's friend, working in Sichuan A, mixed for a few years, has become a white bone spirit, with a six-figure annual salary, driving his own car, traveling all over the world, looking at Yuanzi's QQ album, it is like traveling around the world, which makes me and You Mi envious.
However, the white bone spirit also has its own troubles, and the trouble is - being single.
It seems that the question of being single has nothing to do with age, gender, looks, and income.
Singleness is a worldwide incurable disease.
For example, if you are single at the age of 10, it is not considered a disease; 20-year-old single, mild symptoms; 30-year-old single, severe symptoms; 40 years old single, cancer.
But there is only one way to do it, to find the other half, and then to study the anatomy of the human body together.
Yuanzi is not the same as the white bone spirit I imagined, she looks very gentle, not pretty, but white and delicate, and looks very comfortable. On his round face, he always has a modest smile.
In the words of the mother-sama, Yuanzi looks like Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Yuanzi's personality is also very steady, she speaks slowly and methodically, she is not in a hurry or impatient, and she is even more stable than many people when she drives.
Unlike female drivers like Youmi, driving is like driving a bumper car, sitting on it and bumping around. For my own desire to survive, when I ride in the car driven by Youmi, I usually only sit in the back seat.
"Yuanzi, you look like such a good wife and mother, and you can earn money, why are you single?" After the three of us met, we found a café and chatted.
"Then you're so beautiful, you're still 36d, why are you single?" Yuanzi asked You Mi rhetorically.
"Hey, then she doesn't have a job, she can't make money, and she's still 32a, why does she have a boyfriend?" Yumi pointed at me.
"That's because in my previous life, when I was old enough to pay off my gambling debts, I lent a helping hand and helped him pay off his gambling debts. Therefore, in this life, he has taken special care of my marriage problem. I pinched.
"Cut!" You Mi and Yuanzi spoke in unison.
"Have you been in a relationship before?" You Mi ignored me and continued to talk to Yuanzi.
"I've definitely talked about it, I'm 28 years old." Yuanzi smiled, "Besides, I'm not a cave man on the top of the mountain." ”
"Cave people don't need to fall in love, they only mate." I interjected.
You Mi glanced at me and continued to ask Yuanzi, "Quick, gossip about your love history for us." ”
"Actually, I talked about two, one in high school and one in college. When I was in high school, it was actually just for fun, you know, that time in college was a real relationship. Yuanzi recalled her love past.
In fact, when Yuanzi was in college, she didn't think about falling in love, she was all about studying, hoping to get a scholarship and find a good job in the future.
But sometimes, even if your spring heart has already been in the ground, but others have to dig it out with all their might, and then hold it in front of you with both hands, and say to you affectionately: "Come on, let's ripple together!" ”
So, Yuanzi fell in love.
The boy's name is Matsuko, handsome, gentle and considerate, and he belongs to the school grass level. The pine nut chases the yuanzi, which makes many people not understand. Because Yuanzi is not outstanding in other places except for learning hair tips, and she is also very low-key and not noticeable.
But Matsuko said, I just like female school bullies.
As for Yuanzi, it is the appearance association, although I don't say it, but the criteria for choosing a mate in my heart have already been set when I was in kindergarten: handsome, handsome, handsome!
One likes handsome guys, the other likes Xueba, and they hit it off.
Don't look at Songzi as a handsome guy, but he is not a gentleman, but very careful and considerate, probably because the children of poor families are in charge of the family early.
Songzi is good to Yuanzi, and many love stalks have been staged by the two of them.
For example, on a rainy day, without an umbrella, Matsuko took off her coat and put it on Yuanzi's head, and then drenched herself in the rain to protect Yuanzi to find a place to hide from the rain. In the end, except for the fact that Yuanzi's hair was a little wet, the whole person was extremely dry, and Songzi became a handsome soup chicken.
For another example, Yuanzi's shoelaces were scattered, and she just wanted to bend down to tie her shoes, but Songzi immediately grabbed her, and then faced everyone's envious and jealous eyes, bent down to help Yuanzi tie her shoes.
For another example, both of them are poor students, and they eat less meat dishes and more vegetarian dishes. Every time he eats, Matsuko always gives Yuanzi a large piece of meat, and he eats small pieces of meat and minced meat. He said that Yuanzi was too thin and had no texture when she picked it up.
Yuanzi, who originally went for Songzi's appearance, really fell in love with Songzi after dating Songzi for a while. In other words, who wouldn't love such a handsome and considerate boyfriend?
When she graduated, Yuanzi was assigned to her current company with excellent grades, but Matsuko didn't get a good assignment, so she decided to continue the graduate school entrance examination.
Yuanzi began the life of an office worker, and was as busy as a woodpecker every day; And Songzi is also busy, chewing books and memorizing words every day, and even when I dream at night, I dream that I and Yuanzi are memorizing words.
When Yuanzi passed the rookie period and began to talk about customers, Songzi was also successfully admitted to the graduate school of this school.
However, this time the two are even busier.
Yuan's customers are all over the world, and some of them are still abroad. Therefore, Yuanzi runs all over the country and occasionally goes abroad.
On the Matsuzi side, although he was admitted to graduate school, he did not get a full scholarship, so he still needs to earn some of the tuition fees himself. Therefore, he is busy while working and going to school.
The time between the two is getting less and less, but they still maintain the temperature of love by phone messages, text messages and QQ.
To celebrate her first six-figure list, she dragged the pine nuts out to eat steak.
"It's expensive, isn't it?" Looking at the bloody steak and the red wine, Matsuko frowned.
"It's okay, I've been eating steak with clients a lot lately, and I've become addicted." Yuanzi smiled and took a sip of wine.
"Oh." Matsuko didn't say anything more, but buried himself in cutting the steak.
The steak tastes really good, much more delicious than the fried rice with shredded pork with green peppers he eats every day. However, after eating it, the taste becomes sour.
I still have three years to graduate, and I don't know if I can find a good job, and I don't know if three years later, Yuanzi will invite herself to eat steak or mountain treasures.
Since that meal, Matsuko's mood has become depressed and the person has become agitated.
However, Yuanzi didn't notice it, but thought that he might be too tired, after all, he had to work and go to school.
And Yuanzi really didn't have much energy to think about this, since she negotiated a six-figure order, the leader assigned her some big customers and asked her to handle it.
Yuanzi, who is busy talking about big customers, has to be a trapeze artist almost once a week. Researching data, making plans, and estimating performance, these things alone will consume a lot of her time, not to mention talking about customers, accompanying customers to dinner, and accompanying leaders to socialize.
As a result, the relationship between the two slowly drifted apart.
By the time the two met again, it was half a year later. At this time, Yuanzi already had several big customers in her hands, and the company also equipped her with a car to facilitate her to go out to run errands.
When Yuanzi drove to Songzi in the car, Songzi had already seen the gap between the two.
The two were eating steak in a Western restaurant, with different thoughts.
Yuanzi felt that she hadn't seen her for too long, and she didn't seem to be able to find anything to talk about.
And Songzi thinks that the steak is still not as delicious as the fried rice with shredded pork with green peppers.
So, after the meal, Matsuko proposed to break up.
Although Yuanzi was slightly surprised, she immediately agreed.
This meal became a breakup meal.
Before parting, Yuanzi took the initiative to hug Matsuko, and Matsuko also held Yuanzi tightly in her arms.
It's not that the two don't love each other anymore, but they can't love each other anymore.
After the hug, Yuanzi was already in tears, and Matsuko's eyes were red.
They said goodbye to each other, to each other, to love......
"Woooooooo It's so touching, much more touching than my first love. After listening, You Mi was already crying, pulling a tissue and constantly wiping her tears and blowing her nose.
"Hehe, can you compare with other people's daughters in that section? People are campus pure love idol dramas, but yours is a mainland ethical dog blood drama! I couldn't help but complain.
"I don't listen, I don't listen, the rabbit is chanting!" You Mi covered her ears and kept shaking her head.
"Didn't you have a boyfriend again after breaking up with Matsuko?" I can't help but wonder, after all, Yuanzi is so good, and she has a wide social circle, how can she not meet a suitable partner again?
"There are a lot of ambiguous objects, but my boyfriend has been on the road." Yuanzi smiled.
"I guess I'm lost." You Mi added.
After returning to singleness, Yuanzi does have many suitors, and most of them are successful people.
However, none of these men loved because of love like Songzi.
Most of them are aiming for Yuanzi's work ability and social skills, hoping that after being with Yuanzi, they will combine strongly and mix better in the business field.
To put it bluntly, what they are looking for is not love, but right-hand man.
Although, among these men, there are one or two who pursue her because they like Yuanzi, but Yuanzi doesn't call them. The purpose of those successful people who came to call is not pure, after all, Yuanzi still longs for simple love.
Therefore, Yuanzi is still single.
So, You Mi and Yuanzi, two girls who have a moderate degree of singleness, began to form an alliance to help each other and help each other get rid of singles together.