184 can't lose
Niang and Yunhua are rarely people who quarrel with each other, and they are not the opponents of the 'flower' mother-in-law, not to mention that in such an emergency situation, both of them are trembling with anger, their faces are pale, but their lips are trembling, and they can't say a word.
At the beginning, Yun Fang was also stunned by the words of the 'flower' mother-in-law, but Yun Hua's trembling made her sober up in an instant, and her heart turned, remembering what she had put in her pocket when she came. Originally, she heard that there was a small piece of reed near Guojiazhuang, and she planned to pick a few suitable reeds and sharpen them for use as pens, but she didn't expect that the reeds had not been found, and the small thin blade guide came in handy.
Thinking about it, Yun Fang quietly took out a small and hard sheet from her pocket and stuck it in the palm of her right hand, and then pressed her sister's shoulder, and with a jump, the whole person bounced up.
The so-called standing high can see far, and Yun Fang, who jumped up, became a high jumper and hit hard, she rounded her arms, used enough strength, and condescendingly greeted the face of the 'flower' woman who was thickly coated with 100 powder.
I only heard the two crisp sounds of 'crackling', and as Yun Fang fell back to the ground, two big red palm prints immediately appeared on the left and right sides of the face of the 'flower' mother-in-law, and bright red blood came out of the corners of the mouth, and the 'lips' of the mouth seemed to be pulled by a small knife, turning outward strangely, 'exposing' the 'flesh' inside.
"You, you hit me?! You ugly girl dare to hit me?! "The 'flower' woman subconsciously covered her mouth, ignoring the blood oozing from between her fingers, and shouted inarticulately.
"You're the one who hit you!" Yun Fang crossed her waist with one hand, pointed at the tip of the 'flower' mother-in-law's nose and scolded quickly and clearly, "Your mouth that spews feces when you open your mouth is simply a stinky pit." Today, my aunt's 'milk' and 'milk' beat you cheaply, and you should be cut off and fed to the dogs with your foul mouth that is filthy and innocent everywhere and stirs up right and wrong! No, you don't hesitate to feed the dogs! ”
"Say I'm innocent? Stirring up trouble? After she suffered a loss, she immediately took a few steps back, stood in a safe position, looked at Yun Fang's right hand vigilantly, and then said, "You don't inquire, how many good matchmakers do I have in this Guojiazhuang alone?" Isn't everyone living in harmony and beauty? ”
After the 'flower' mother-in-law said this, her eyes were full of vicious and smug brilliance, and her eyes just stared at Yun Fang in a blink of an eye, staring at her bowing down to her mouth in words, and it was good to sit down on the Lan family's eldest girl and Xiao Shi's unclear statement that she had been married but did not marry.
'Hua' mother-in-law is worthy of eating by mouth, and she is really a little anxious, as soon as she opens her mouth, she pulls these media she protects, and pulls these people into her camp, once the Lan family says something ugly, she doesn't need to refute it herself, naturally someone will speak for her.
In fact, Fang Cai Yunfang scolded the 'flower' mother-in-law for not talking full, and she also took into account the matchmaker she had made over the years, maybe she used some shady means when she was a matchmaker, but since those people have become relatives, they may have slight remarks about the 'flower' mother-in-law in 'private', but on the surface, they will not say that she has done it, because this is no different from exposing her own ugliness.
Therefore, the 'flower' mother-in-law said so unscrupulously, and Yun Fang, who spoke all kinds of words, was a little unable to show her hands. It's just that no one wants to be angry.
However, admitting defeat is not Yun Fang's 'sex' character, since she decided to make a move, she hit her hand and took advantage of it, and she can't lose the battle, not to mention that this is about her sister's innocence, she must not lose!
Yun Fang didn't look back, but raised her hand and slapped the back of her sister's hand accurately, comforting her sister, and Yun Fang's mind also spun quickly.
In today's situation, the only way to bring out the happy 'Mao' girl who is jumping behind her back is not Yun Fang to slander anyone, she just tells them what they have done, even if she offends her, there is no way to do it, compared with her sister's innocence, Yun Fang is not the 'flower' of the Holy Mother of the White Lotus, and the nature she protects is only her own relatives.
After quickly weighing it, Yun Fang fearlessly met the vicious gaze of the 'flower' mother-in-law, and asked clearly, "If your mother-in-law is not filthy and innocent and stirring up right and wrong, why did the third cannon just beat you out a few years ago, and invited you back after only a few days?" ”
"That's naturally because they thought it out on their own, they heard other people's instigation and misunderstood me before, if their family wants to marry a 'wife', they still have to rely on me to 'flower' matchmaker!" The 'flower' mother-in-law didn't care that the lips were still bleeding, and she took out a handkerchief and shook it off, and said proudly and loudly.
"Humph!" Yun Fang immediately snorted disdainfully, and said even louder, "What do you call kissing the third cannon, that is, secretly 'touching' and 'touching' the old three cannons and 'Mao' Cuirou to meet, right?" Such an unclear, unclear, and secretly 'touched' and 'touched' is considered a matchmaker?! ”
Yun Fang's voice landed, and the faces of Lao Sanpao's father and mother both changed 'color', Lao Sanpao couldn't help jumping up, and shouted loudly, "Hey, hey, hey, don't 'mess' with you, you ugly girl, Sister Cuirou is beautiful and smart, she is the master of the house, she told me personally, let me listen to the words of the 'flower' aunt obediently, she, she will make me satisfied!" When the time comes, Aunt 'Hua' will be our big matchmaker! ”
When Lao Sanpao said this, it was tantamount to admitting that 'Mao' Cuirou not only met with Lao Sanpao in private, but she also promised herself to Lao Sanpao in vague words, and what she said was very ambiguous and bold, which made Lao Sanpao, who was eager to marry a daughter-in-law, think about it and obediently.
Lao Sanpao learned it so vividly, it doesn't seem like he made it up at all, he must have really seen the cuirou of the 'Mao' family, and the girl of the 'Mao' family did vaguely promise.
The 'flower' mother-in-law said that the Lan family girl was unruly, but the 'Mao' girl she helped to kiss did such a thing, and it came out of the mouth of the party Lao Sanpao, this is the best attack point.
Yun Fang's heart turned, and she just wanted to attack on this point, but someone in the crowd spoke one step earlier than her, "Hey, what are you talking about?" Obviously, it was the 'flower' aunt who told me about the 'Mao' girl, what nonsense are you talking about? ! ”
"No, no," another voice in the crowd immediately retorted, "That 'Mao' girl obviously said to the fruit king and my nephew, don't talk nonsense." ”
"You, don't talk nonsense, just now the 'flower' aunt said that she wanted to tell me about the beautiful little girl of the 'Mao' family, let's even thank you for the matchmaker's money."
"Hurry up and put away your head to thank the matchmaker, let's give the head thank you for the New Year."
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Everyone talked nonsense, and after a while, this 'flower' mother-in-law had already said five or six in-laws' for the 'Mao' Cuirou, but none of them had a quasi-letter.
At this time, everyone understands how many people this 'flower' woman has shaken under the guise of a 'Mao' girl? People with a heart have even made up the brains of this 'flower' mother-in-law and the 'Mao' girl to make a bureau together, just waiting for each family to send a filial New Year's gift.
And the little girl of the Lan family said that the 'flower' mother-in-law is innocent and stirs up right and wrong, and everyone understands it, naturally what she said about the big girl of the Lan family is also framed by red mouth and white teeth. For a while, everyone's emotions were a little 'excited', especially the people who had been shaken by the 'flower' mother-in-law or the relatives who were shaken, and they cursed from high to low.
At this time, the old third cannon, who had been dreaming, finally woke up, he rushed over a few arrows, grabbed the collar of the 'flower' mother-in-law, and lifted the 'flower' mother-in-law like an eagle catching a little 'chicken', and said angrily, "You mother-in-law, once you lied to us, twice or lied to us, you are easy to deceive when I am the third cannon?" Today, I'll make it clear to you that I, the old third cannon, is not something you can afford to mess with! ”
The old three cannons were talking angrily, and their fists rained down on the 'flower' mother-in-law. If the third cannon beat the 'flower' mother-in-law a year ago was unpleasant to be used by her, this time it refers to the anger of being directly teased by her, thinking that the beautiful and gentle girl whispered and laughed with him It was just a bubble, and the fist of the third cannon was a little more anxious.