Everyone's personality is slowly formed from childhood, and Yumi is no exception. You Mi was two years older than me, and when she was born, I was still cultivating immortals.

And for my mother, who had just been married for a long time, Yumi's birth filled her with curiosity. She went to the hospital to visit my aunt and the newborn Youmi.

When she saw the rice in her aunt's arms, her mother was shocked. Not a surprise surprise, but a shock of a fright. In the words she later gossiped to me, it was like this: "You don't know that when your sister was born, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to support her!" It's only three pounds, do you know what the concept of three pounds is? It's not as heavy as the plucked rabbit in your grandmother's kitchen! But that rabbit is better looking than her, at least the rabbit is pink, and your sister is a black charcoal. Hey, who knows that the black charcoal at the beginning is now slim. ”

Beauty doesn't grow in a day, and neither is Youmi. When I was old enough to be a child, my cousin was taller and thinner than her peers, and her skin was darker, so she mingled like a little monkey in the middle of a group of children. The character is also like a monkey, jumping around. In addition, my aunt and dad were basically free-range to her, so my cousin was more unrestrained.

Climbing trees and climbing over fences are all Youmi's daily routines, and being chased by wild dogs and stuffing firecrackers into the chicken's butt are all unique pastimes of Youmi.

I remember one year when I went to my hometown in the countryside to play, You Mi had just entered elementary school at that time, and I was still struggling in kindergarten. I always followed You Mi in a fart, watching her bully cats and dogs, beating children all over the ground.

At that time, it was popular to play firecrackers, but the firecrackers at that time were not strong, otherwise You Mi would have been hospitalized several times.

After playing with firecrackers with the children in his hometown for an afternoon, You Mi was a little interested. Just as she was about to go back to the house to watch TV, she spotted the flock of chickens in the yard that were scattering around.

So, Yumi stretched out his evil hands to one of the hapless hens.

Yumi did a crazy thing to this little hen, and it was so outrageous that I couldn't bear to look at it.

She actually stuffed a firecracker into the little hen's chrysanthemum and lit it.

"Bang!" The firecrackers exploded, and the little hen's chrysanthemums were broken.

"Giggles!" The little hen with chrysanthemums full of wounds flew around, and my chrysanthemum was trembling.

While You Mi was still triumphant, I ran to my aunt in a hurry.

"Auntie, You Mi blew up the chicken's butt with firecrackers." I said righteously.

"What? This loser, look at how I clean her up! After saying that, my aunt ran out in a puff of smoke.

Immediately afterwards, I heard the shouts of Youmi, the scolding of my aunt, and the "clucking" of the chickens, mixed with a few complaining rooster crows.

You Mi was finally spanked by her aunt and snorted on the bed.

"You Mi, the chicken that was fried by you was slaughtered and made into braised chicken, it tastes good, if you don't eat it, I'll help you eat it." I walked up to You Mi with a bowl full of braised chicken and handed the bowl to her to sniff.

"Eat, eat, don't eat mine!" You Mi struggled to his feet, limped to the dining table, and gobbled up the rest of the braised chicken.

"It tastes so good, if I hadn't blown up its ass, you wouldn't have been able to eat it!" You Mi credits this delicious braised chicken to herself.

In addition to bullying small animals, he is his own swimmer, and he often kills himself.

At that time, I was 8 years old and my cousin was 10 years old, and I came to my grandmother's house to play during the holidays. Grandma's house is a bungalow, which is the kind of green bricks and green tiles, and most people will make a partition between the ceiling and the roof to put things.

When I woke up from a nap, I found that my grandmother and Youmi were gone, so I searched all over the house. When I found my grandmother's room, I was shocked by what I saw.

I saw You Mi piercing the ceiling and falling from the sky, accompanied by the white mosquito net wrapped around her body, floating like a fairy...... But like a comet hitting the earth, it slammed into grandma's bed.

"Ouch!" You Mi was wrapped in a mosquito net like a rice dumpling, waving her limbs and struggling.

"You Mi, are you playing a game of fairy descending to earth?" I asked, rubbing my eyes.

"The fairy went down to earth, I followed my grandmother to play on the mezzanine of the roof, but I stepped on the air and fell off." Yumi said to me while tugging at the mosquito net wrapped around her.

Just when You Mi was immersed in the struggle with the mosquito net, Grandma stretched out her head from the mezzanine where You Mi stepped on the air, looked at You Mi, and then shouted loudly: "You Mi, why are you so careless, did you break it?" Did you fall stupid? ”

Hearing my grandmother's question, I stepped forward and stretched out three fingers to You Mi and said, "You Mi, what is 3 times 3 divided by 3 and then divided by 3 and then divided by 3?" ”

"Equal to three." You Mi replied to me without raising his head.

Hearing You Mi's answer, my tears immediately began to roll in my eyes, then I sniffed twice, stretched my head and said to my grandmother who was still on the mezzanine: "Grandma, You Mi is stupid, take her to the hospital quickly!" ”

Since then, I have given the game the nickname "Flying Immortals".

In addition to pit himself, You Mi occasionally pits his teammates, and one of his teammates is me.

One year, during the Qingming Festival, we went to our hometown to go to the grave of our ancestors, which was originally a serious and sad thing, and we even walked carefully, for fear of stepping on the grave of our ancestors. But when the adults take out the firecrackers, the grave becomes the New Year.

Children threw firecrackers around, blowing up the dirt where their ancestors were buried into potholes, while adults dissuaded and confiscated firecrackers.

"Little ancestors, these are all your ancestors, don't wake them up!"

"Don't step on it! I have stepped on the heads of your ancestors. ”

"Don't throw firecrackers there, be careful to blow up your ancestors!"

......

Just when it was a mess, no one paid attention to Youmi's movements, and she was like a loach, successfully avoiding the pursuit of the adults. Just when the adults were immersed in the power of "suppression", "Bang! ”

"Wow!" A firecracker exploded in my ear, causing me to cry.

"Yikes! I didn't throw it accurately, I wanted to throw it at your feet, but I didn't know that it was thrown on your shoulder, hehe. Yumi craned her neck to look at the big hole in my shoulder, but she didn't dare to walk towards me.

"You scumbag, you blew up your sister's clothes!" My aunt yelled, and wanted to beat You Mi when he chased him, but unfortunately You Mi slipped too fast and ran around. Seeing her father and daughter jumping up and down in the graveyard where our ancestors were buried, sometimes stepping on the head of an old ancestor, sometimes stepping on the feet of an old ancestor, and sometimes maybe stepping on the buttocks of an old ancestor, if that old ancestor was sleeping on his stomach......

In this way, in the case of You Mi's mistake, my new red cotton coat was scrapped (don't ask me why I wore a red cotton coat to the grave, this is what my mother wore for me, she said festive). And since then, I have a deep shadow of firecrackers.

As I grew older, the playfulness of childhood was gradually driven away by the heavy schoolwork, and when everyone gradually moved towards stability, You Mi was still drifting away on the road to death.

You Mi is a talker, no matter what the occasion, as long as she opens her chatterbox, she can talk from day to night, from one side of the world to all over the world.

In class, whenever students listen carefully or pretend to listen carefully, there is always a discordant "whispering" sound coming from the back row of the classroom.

"Who's speaking down there?" The teacher on the podium held on to the heavy lenses and slapped the blackboard with a whip in his hand.

In an instant, the chattering sound was gone.

When the teacher turned his back, the "chatter" began again, and then the teacher turned to look at the classroom again, looking for the discordant voice.

Again and again, You Mi is like engaging in intelligence work, avoiding the teacher's sight, taking risks and nagging, pleasing himself and harming others. So the classmates who are close to her have poor academic performance.

I often walk on the side of the road without getting my shoes wet, and finally one day, the upright teacher wearing heavy glasses caught You Mi who was chatting on the spot.

At that time, the school organized everyone to go to the martyrs' cemetery to visit the graves to remember the deceased revolutionary soldiers, which was a solemn and serious matter.

Just when everyone bowed their heads in silence, a discordant "small chatter" sounded again. In a group of junior high school students with an average height of less than 1.5 meters, You Mi, who is 1.6 meters tall, has become the target of public criticism.

"Youmi, stand up!" The upright teacher made a stern and excited voice. I guess what he thinks in his heart is: I finally caught you this time!

You Mi was in this solemn and serious atmosphere, because he was caught chatting and was punished alone, and after everyone left, he took on the cleaning work afterwards.

I thought I would see the pitiful scene of the little girl sweeping the floor with a broom in her hand. But the actual situation is that You Mi waved his broom with a bold broom, and danced all over the sky along with the leaves, dancing the leaves in the dust, and dancing madly......

And she kept muttering: "Hey, the time is not good for me, it's not good to grow tall, the goal is too obvious." ”

Under the age of 15, you Mi, who is almost 1.7 meters tall, should be a well-developed body student. But when God gave her long hands and feet, he forgot to give her the motor cells that matched her body.

At that time, students with special talents were able to enter good middle schools and even universities even if they did not study well. Therefore, I always thought that You Mi, who was not good at learning, also relied on his athletic talent to add points to himself.

"Auntie, is You Mi on the basketball team?" Since I was in junior high school, I didn't come and go as often as I did when I was a child, so I didn't know some of Youmi's movements.

"The basketball team? She's afraid she won't even be able to hold a basketball. "My aunt has always spared no effort in the damage to his daughter.

"That's... What about the track and field team? I remember she was always running fast. "I still don't give up, I think You Mi should embark on the road of developed limbs.

"Hehe, she almost failed the last 800 meters!" My aunt never hides his daughter's troubles, and even likes to tell the world.

"Well, I passed all 800 meters, but she didn't. That... She has long hands and feet, what sports expertise does she have? "It's not just going to look good.

"It's good-looking!" My aunt spoke my mind at once.

My aunt didn't deceive me, and later found out that in addition to your good physical strength and good endurance, Youmi's other talents in sports are really not as good as mine, although I am not good. I really can't imagine that when someone else takes two steps to swim rice, she can't even pass 800 meters, is she walking 800 meters.

"I basically rely on walking, how tired I am after running, you don't look at the girls in our class, they all run with hideous faces, it's terrible!" You and your father can tell exactly what I really think, you father and daughter can't be roundworms in my stomach, right?

Summer is coming, I ask you to swim, I want to swim rice with long hands and feet, even if you can't swim, it should be no problem to gouge a few times in the pool.

But I was naïve.

"You didn't bring a swimming ring, I can't swim, what should I do?" The slightly smaller bird leans on the edge of the pool, looking east and west.

"Well, this water is not deep, you can just shave twice!" We were in the children's pool, and the water was up to my chest.

"No, I'm afraid. What if I slip? "The first time I saw Yumi's timid expression.

"Didn't your dad call the pool? Why didn't I teach you to swim? "I always thought my aunt called the pool.

"My dad's name is You Yunchi!" It turned out that my mom and I had mistaken my aunt's name.

In the end, Yu Mi stretched out his evil hands to a little brother by the pool, borrowed the swimming ring on the little brother's body and put it on himself, and then happily "swam" in the pool.

Watching Yu Mi, who had long hands and feet, in a small swimming ring, and ignoring all the strange looks cast by others, and amused herself in the pool, I silently swam towards her farther position......

As the saying goes, the eighteen changes in women's colleges, and the more they change, the better they look, of course, those who become uglier and uglier are just talking nonsense.

The You family has a female first-grown girl, sixteen-year-old flower season, sixteen-year-old You Mi, like the first flower blooming in the morning, beautiful and delicate, people can't help but get close to it, provided that she doesn't speak.

At this time, the boys' shoes who didn't know about You Mi threw all kinds of love letters to You Mi and named her a goddess.

Under the envious, jealous and hateful eyes of the girls' shoes, You Mi proudly opened a love letter.

"Wowhahahaha, so many typos, dare to write love letters!" Yu Mi laughed with a love letter that was almost full of typos, and his face was buried in the paper with such a smile that he smiled.

"I love you and want you to be my girlfriend...... Hey, young man, your studies are important! You Mi commented on this straightforward love letter with a serious face, as if she loved to learn.

"I don't regret the gradual widening of the belt, and I will make people haggard for Yi. What does this mean? Which of you will explain the explanation. For You Mi, who is not good at speaking, those ancient love poems are completely beyond her comprehension.

Just after You Mi's love letters as a pastime were hyped up by the girls in the same class, everyone added the word "Jing" to You Mi's new title "Goddess".

Just when everyone was struggling for the high school entrance examination, You Mi, who didn't like to study, chose to study in the vocational school of the water plant, so that as soon as she graduated, she could work in the water plant, and her daughter inherited her mother's business. Of course, the vocational school of the water plant also needs to be admitted, after all, it is to screen and transport talents in their own factory, even if there is nepotism, they also need to take a serious examination.

And Youmi, who had excellent luck in the test, was admitted with the second place, and since then he has embarked on the road of becoming the flower of the water plant. And here, she met a group of girlfriends, some of whom were real girlfriends, and everyone had been together for more than ten or twenty years; Some are plastic sisters, smiling in front of them, and their mothers are forced behind them. It was here that she was sublimated into a true goddess.

When I saw You Mi, who was about to graduate from vocational school, I was full of emotion: I actually grew taller again, and I was white, and I learned to make up, goblin!

You Mi saw me and ran over to hug me warmly.

"Why are you still so short!" She can always say things that make people want to punch her.

"I haven't seen you for so long, haven't you noticed that there is a gap between you and me?" I said seriously.

"Isn't it a height barrier?" Yumi touched my head.

"Don't you think your boobs are a little rusty of my face?" At this time, the three measurements of You Mi have begun to spurt blood.