I sat up, rolled over and got out of bed, opened the door softly, and suddenly found a big strolling around my living room.

I opened the door coldly, probably startled it, and after looking back at me, he pounced directly, seeing that the posture was definitely going to be one-on-one with me.

Boom! I hurriedly closed the door, and the big rooster crowed maliciously outside the door, but my mind was a little confused. I firmly believe that my mother would not have such an alternative pet, and even if she did, she would never have a rooster, and it was not that there was no alarm clock, and it didn't need to chirp every day to wake us up, and it was not better to raise a hen to lay eggs? Did you buy it back for me? It's always been an old hen making soup, and I've never heard of a rooster making up for it!

What is this path? Why is it so weird?

"Mom?" I shouted through the bedroom door, "Mom, are you there?" ”

"In! What's wrong? My mom hurriedly answered, and then I heard her bedroom door open, and then I heard my mom say in confusion, "Huh!!" Where did the chickens come from?! ”

Get! I confirmed that it wasn't brought back from my mom's trip to the vegetable market early in the morning.

I was worried that the rooster would attack my mother, so I hurriedly opened the door and found that the rooster had left my door, and I walked to the balcony without looking at my mother.

"Where's my dad?" I asked.

My mom looked back at her bedroom, "Sleeping, what's the matter with this chicken?" ”

I shook my head, "I don't know, you didn't hear the chirp?" I was woken up by it, and as soon as I opened the door, it was wandering around the living room. ”

My mom took a look at the rooster who ran to the balcony and was about to sink, and then turned to me and said, "I've been able to stay up enough for both of you during this time, and finally the stone in my heart has fallen to the ground, and this sleep is a little bit insufficient." Hey, where did you say this chicken flew in? ”

"Don't think about beautiful things, Mom!" I said, "This is a rooster and not a phoenix, it can't fly to the sixth floor, and there are screens in the front and back, how do you let it in?" ”

"Then this chicken ......" my mother was also confused.

I casually glanced at the fiery rooster on the balcony and found that Huang Tianchou was sitting next to the rooster and caressing it with love on his face. I instantly understood where this rooster came from, Huang Tianchou got it!

I asked Huang Tianchou with my heart: "Brother Huang, what are you kidding, how did you get a chicken?!" ”

"Aren't you trying to show off your powers?" Huang Tianchou said while caressing affectionately: "This is also counted, right?" ”

"I've got you." I looked at Huang Tianchou helplessly and asked him, "Brother Huang, are you going to eat this chicken raw or did I let my mother stew it for you?" ”

"Don't be so cruel, okay?" Huang Tianchou glanced at me with grievances: "How good is life?" You love life and people are deeply attached to it......"

"Can you talk well?" I said impatiently.

"Ahem." Huang Tianchou cleared his throat, smiled at me, and said, "You really can't kill this chicken, because it's already psychic." ”

"What do you mean?" I asked, puzzled.

Huang Tianchou smiled and said, "This is not a domestic chicken, this is a wild rooster." Look at this feather, how red, bright, and smooth, at first glance it is not ordinary! Keep it at home, you can get rid of monsters, what a baby! ”

"Are you still dreaming?" I frowned and asked, "Monsters are so worthless?" Let the rooster bluff the town? ”

"I'm telling you this isn't an ordinary." Huang Tianchou said: "This ** ......"

"Don't curse!" I gave him a blank look.

"Okay, this chicken...... Ahem, I haven't stepped on eggs, that is, I haven't had a good time with a little hen, and I eat all kinds of poisonous insects and herbs in the mountains and forests to fatten up, and I am afraid of yang ghosts and monsters. Huang Tianchou said: "I thought that we were not leaving, and I would like to make such a treasure for your mother, one is to settle down to ward off evil spirits, and the other can also be used as spiritual sustenance." Wouldn't it be nice to let your mother have a thought when you're away? ”

"How did you come up with it?" I was speechless about Huang Tianchou's idea, I couldn't imagine if I told my mother like this, my mother would immediately send me to the hospital as a mental illness.

In the time between chatting with Huang Tianchou, my mother had already gone back to the house and called my dad, and my dad came out and only glanced at it, and then asked my mother coldly: "Do you want to live or die?" ”

"Die, I'll stew it at noon." My mom was eager to say, "That's weird, where do the chickens come from?" ”

"You two wait a minute!" I hurriedly stopped them both and said to them, "Come, go up to your house and I'll tell you both what this principle is!" ”

I took my mom and dad back to their bedrooms, and told them a magical story to the effect that my newspaper horse had brought me a rooster that could keep the house safe, and it was very awesome. Let them be raised as sons in the future, and don't kill them and eat meat.

Not surprisingly, the two of them thought I was mentally ill. My dad especially thought that my paranoia was in the advanced stage and needed to be admitted to the hospital immediately.

Just when I was in a hurry to explain, Hu Feixue suddenly stood next to my dad, and it was visible to the naked eye that a goosebump was stirred up on my dad's arm, which was the reaction of normal people when they encountered a spirit with heavy yin qi.

Hu Feixue smiled and said to me, "You tell your dad to look at the wall with his eyes wide open!" ”

Before I could ask her what the hell she was going to do, Hu Feixue plunged into the wall at the end of the bed and disappeared.

I had no choice but to bite the bullet, point to the wall with my hand, and say to my dad, "Don't you believe me?" Look at the wall! ”

My father's face suddenly changed: "I believe, I believe!" ”

Just when I wondered why his attitude suddenly took a 180-degree turn, my dad said, "Don't be impulsive! Son, I believe everything you say, I really believe it! ”

Get! Not only did my dad think I was paranoid, but he must have thought that I was masochistic and was going to hit my head against the wall!

"Don't comfort me yet, I'm here for you to witness a miracle moment!" I reached out and pointed to the wall: "Look! ”

My dad and mom subconsciously turned their heads, and the wall flashed as if it had suddenly turned into a flashing light, and the whole process was as weird as if I had thrown a flashbang at the wall at the same time as I reached out.

My dad and my mom were stunned for a second, and then they heard my mom scream, and my dad yelled, "What the hell?!" ”

A huge fox head is printed on the snow-white wall, with a clear outline, rich expression, and even hair is still fluttering, it is actually a three-D version!

Hu Feixue is much more creative than Huang Tianchou!

The fox's head flashed, and my dad and my mom were still in shock, and I waited patiently for them to regain their composure.

After about a minute, my dad finally asked me, "What was just that?" ”

"My talisman is for you to show up." I said to my dad with a serious face: "The rooster outside was also brought by my talisman, but it is not a marshall, I have many of them!" ”

My dad's face was dark, his lips trembled and he asked me, "These...... What are these newspapers for? ”

"Protect me!" I said to my dad, "Equivalent to my bodyguard!" ”

My mom grabbed my dad's arm, and I saw that her whole body was a little shaky, probably because my performance was too intense and scared her.

"Dad, Mom, when I told you before, you didn't believe it, and thought I had a mental problem, but now I've shown you that it's impossible, and you still don't believe the facts in front of you?" I asked.

My dad looked at my mom and asked, "What do you say?" ”

My mother shook her head slowly: "I'm worried that it's not good for gold, uncle said......"

"You can pull it down!" I quickly interrupted my mother's words and hurriedly said, "I told you, my grandfather lied to you, you still have to believe him or not!" If you want to do this again, then I'll go down with you, don't wait three days to return to the incense, let's go now, I'll see what he can say about me! ”

"That's what you said!" As soon as my mother heard that I was relieved, she immediately said: "You hurry up and wash up, I'll fry rice for you two, let's go to your grandfather's house with the whole family, and you two will confront each other!" ”

Cut, who's afraid of whom!

After eating breakfast and cleaning up, Huang Tianchou and Hu Feixue protected me in the middle, and I asked them a little bottomlessly: "Inside, what did Qingru do?" Why don't you call her back? ”

Hu Feixue asked with an unhappy face: "What do you mean?" Don't you think we're low? What kind of world is this, you have to find a master to fight? ”

Huang Tianchou also snorted and said: "That's it, you have never heard of breaking the martial arts with bricks and punching the master to death?" Fighting is about consciousness and guts, you can't do this, you haven't gotten to cowardice. Fifty percent of them were lost all at once. ”

I said to them depressedly, "Can you two stop making trouble?" My grandfather's cousin doesn't deceive people, after all, he has been standing for so many years, I'm worried about you two suffering, okay? ”

Huang Tianchou sneered: "I have already found out last night, the list of protecting the family hall written on red paper, I don't have so much courage to recruit troops and buy horses, and I am unwilling to always think about seeing a doctor and eating a hundred incense...... Oh, don't forget, we are the serious Chuma Xiantang, and I will let you see and understand it today. ”

As soon as I saw Huang Tianchou, since he said so, then I wouldn't pour cold water on others anymore. It's a mule or a horse, so let's take it out and yo it when the time comes!

As soon as the car drove to the entrance of my grandfather's village, my mother's eyes were sharp, and at a glance she saw that the person standing at the entrance of the village was my grandfather, and I recognized him from his long cigarette pouch.

My mother looked very excited in the car: "Oh, your grandfather didn't calculate that we were coming, and specially picked us up, right?" After saying that, quickly called my dad to stop.

When we got out of the car, my mother asked my grandfather, "Uncle, why are you standing here?" ”

The old grandfather did not speak with a gloomy face, walked straight to me, put his two hands together, and nodded at me in front of and right without speaking.

I wondered, what is he doing?

Huang Tianchou and Hu Feixue sneered again and again, and saw my grandfather walk up to my father, took out a red cloth bag from his pocket, opened it carefully, and there was a stack of banknotes inside, and said to my father: "Niece and son-in-law, you can take this away!" ”