Chapter 186: The Boss of the Arsenal
"Yes, yes, what Master Shen said is, it's me who is wrong, it's me who is wrong, Master Shen, look, since you said so, can you stop Lu Lao, Eh, Master Lu this early self-study first?" The fat man wiped the sweat from his head, obviously feeling a little hairy in his heart. Lu Wei has an accident, and I don't want to help him, but the things in this building haven't been cleaned up at all, and we will all leave it alone when the time comes, and it's not him who is unlucky.
As he spoke, Master Lu ran up the stairs from the corridor, and his mouth was still reciting "The Burrow", the old man's hair and beard were already full of sweat, and it was estimated that if he ran again, his body would not be able to eat.
"Little poem, cover your eyes." Because it was daytime, I didn't bring cow tears, and I could only see a small part of the cow tears, so I simply asked Xiaoshi to cover my eyes. Through Xiao Shi's hand, I found that Master Lu did not have anything like yin qi on his body, but instead had a hazy yang qi attached to him. What's going on? No matter, let's see if we can save him.
Pick out an exorcism talisman from the rune paper you carry, and step on your feet, "Taishang Xing, no stop strain, exorcise evil and bind charm, protect life, wisdom and purity, peace of mind, three souls permanently, no loss!" Haste as a law! Chi! At the same time as the recitation of the Pure Heart Mantra, Old Man Lu happened to be facing me face to face while reciting the "Song of Dengyouzhou", and I directly raised my hand and pressed the exorcism talisman on the door of his head.
Old man Lu's body stiffened at first, and then I seemed to hear a faint wail, and Old Man Lu's body softened with this wail, and I hurriedly hugged the old man and didn't let him fall to the ground. If you fall out of this old age, who is it?
Secretary Pan is a discerning person, and when he saw that I had subdued Old Man Lu, he hurriedly ran over with me and carried Old Man Lu into the office that Director Qian had just come out of, and put the old man on the chair. The old man fell unconscious immediately after being hit by the exorcist talisman, and I asked Secretary Pan to pinch his middle for three minutes before Master Lu woke up from his coma.
"Water, give me saliva......" Although I woke up, my consciousness seemed to be a little blurry, but it was a good thing to know that I wanted water. Secretary Pan hurriedly poured a glass of water from the water dispenser on the side and fed the old man very attentively. The old man drank a glass of water, and then he let out a long sigh, "Alas, the evening is not guaranteed, I want someone to subdue demons and eliminate demons, who would have thought that I would be old and old and plant such a big heel, I really have no face to see people, no face to see people......" The old man felt a little bit of a pause and beat his chest, but it may be that he has run for too long and has no strength, his hand was raised, and he didn't beat his chest after all.
"Senior, are you okay? In that case, I will not stay here for long and take my leave. "Seeing that the old man is fine, my heart is also calm, but I am just selling Zheng Shao's face, saving this old man is considered to complete the task, other things, I'm sorry, my brother is too lazy to care.
"Wait, young man, my old man has something to say." Old man Lu saw that I wanted to leave, stretched out his hand and grabbed my sleeve, I really wanted to shake him off and go mine, but looking at his sweaty appearance, I felt quite pitiful, forget it, it didn't take much time to listen to him say a few words.
"I said, old-timer, if you want to tell me what happened last night, just excuse me, to be honest, I'm not interested in this, since Director Qian has found you again, then this business has nothing to do with me. The strange things here have to rely on the profound mana of the predecessors to rectify them. "Sympathy is sympathy, I still have to squeeze him for robbing my business.
"Hehehe...... Good, good. This time it was my old man who made a mistake, and I admit it. But you kid is willing to help save me, and the old man owes you a favor. It is worthy of being a promising future in the toilet, with a future, my old man, he is really old, it seems that these things in the future really can't be compared with you young people. I wanted to toss your kid and lose the face of the toilet, but I didn't expect to lose my old face here. Old man Lu's face showed a miserable smile.
"Don't, although it is said that the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, but I obviously don't have your waves, besides, what kind of thatched toilet is favored, that should be a thatched pit." Speaking of which, I suddenly felt that something was wrong. Latrine? Thatched pit? Mao Keng? "You, do you know Master Mao?"
"Acquaintance? Hehe, it's not just acquaintance, we've been friends for many years, and the sealing rune you used was made by my old man. Speaking of sealing runes, Old Man Lu smiled a little proudly.
"I'll go, aren't you, you're always from Master Mao's magic weapon arsenal?" Sealing Fu Lei's thing is really a good thing, we used that thing to lock off the operating room as soon as we came up when we were fighting that pregnant woman ghost, but unfortunately the number is too small, otherwise we wouldn't have to collect so much menstrual blood when we caught Gao Lingyun, and the whole dormitory would smell bad.
"Arsenal? Sort of, is the red nitrate cannon still useful? That thing is also the old man's brainchild. Seeing my reaction, Old Man Lu raised his hand with satisfaction and wanted to brush his goatee, but when his hand reached his chin, he found that his goatee had been cut in half by Xiao Shi's sickle, and this time, it was my turn to be embarrassed." That, Master Lu, Old Lu, how is your body now, can you still stand it? I've heard you've been running back and forth around this place all morning, why don't we go to the hospital?" I have a doctor I know well in the city hospital, what is the cost, just when I honor your old man. "The soldiers and horses have not moved, the grain and grass go first, the boss of the arsenal, I can't be offended. Alas, the sad discovery is that in fact, I am similar to the fat man, and before I don't know the identity of others, I don't look down on people the same.
"No need, no need." Master Lu shook his hand at me, "Although the old man is not young, he is a cultivator after all, although he can't compare with you young people, it is not difficult for me to run these roads, but this morning, I have exercised and I haven't eaten breakfast yet." At this time, I was really hungry. β
"Well, that's not a problem!" I took out a few old man's heads from my bag and stuffed them to Secretary Pan, "You are now, the fastest speed, soy milk, tofu brain, fried tofu, wontons, and millet porridge, Lu Lao wants to eat whatever wine and eat what." Four fried dough sticks and two steamed buns, the sooner the better. β
Secretary Pan didn't hesitate, took the money and turned around and left the office, but I really wanted to hear Master Lu behind me muttering in a low voice - "So much, the old man is not a pig ......"
"Whewβthe old man feels much better now." After breakfast, Secretary Pan made a pot of tea for Master Lu very interestingly, and the old man took a sip leisurely, and the expression on his face was much more comfortable. The fat man on the side was full of smiles, and kept talking about New Year's greetings, but Master Lu and I didn't bother to look at him. Just said to him the kind of tone that Master Lu said before, if I missed, it would probably be the same fate.
"Master Lu, what happened last night, how could you always be possessed by messy things?" Seeing that Master Lu was satisfied with eating and drinking, I asked curiously. It stands to reason that he is an old friend with Master Mao, and he made the sealing rune thunder with his own hands, this Master Lu's ability should be not small, why did he get hit like this? Although I also hit a small trick that night, it was far less than Master Lu's trouble.
"Alas, don't mention it, old man......" Master Lu said this, his old face turned red, after all, it is not a glorious thing to be recruited. The old man was bored last night, and he didn't see ghosts, so he was in the office, playing WeChat. β
I'll go, not put, this old man is very trendy, and he also plays WeChat. "That'...... And after that? β
"After that? Alas, this person is like this, sometimes, he can't talk to acquaintances, and he has to find that kind of stranger to open his heart and speak freely. But think about it, talking to strangers, there is no need to have any scruples, so the old man ......" Master Lu shook one hand in the air and made a shaking motion.
"Shake it......" I felt a few black lines pop up on my head.
"Uh, yes, shake it. As a result, the old man shook a female student and chatted with her. The old man asked her why she didn't rest so late, and she told the old man that the homework assigned in school had not been done and she couldn't rest. Alas, although it was very hard when I first learned the art from the master, we people in the practice know how to regulate the body, but these children. Alas, you said that you went to school to do your homework one by one, and your body was damaged, what else do you have to study? Old man Lu sighed and shook his head, looking deeply dissatisfied with the current education system. I said, Director Qian, didn't your education department clamoring to reduce the burden on students a long time ago? Why do junior high school students still have to do their homework until midnight? β
"Uh...... This, this is not my old money alone. "When it comes to this issue, Director Qian also looks a little helpless." Our country's education system is unreasonable, everyone knows this, but what can be done, other places are desperately making up classes, desperately doing exercises to cope with the current exam-oriented education, even if I say let the following reduce the burden on students, do not leave homework, do not study at night, it is estimated that the parents of those students will not agree. β
Master Lu opened his mouth, and seemed to want to say something for a long time, but in the end he didn't say it, just a long sigh, "Alas, that's it, don't talk about state affairs, and continue to talk about what happened to the old man last night." Last night, the old man chatted with the girl, and later, she asked the old man if he had any knowledge, and the old man said that he was also a person who read poetry and books, so naturally he would not say no! β