Chapter 115: I don't think you're qualified
As if in response to Gu Heng's conversation, a phone request soon came from the door: "Mr. Gu, the owner of No. 888, someone asked to enter the community, saying that he was a tutor who came. ”
"I said, can you get the guardrail up first, I showed you my teaching certificate, do I still use it to deceive you as a little security guard?"
An impatient male voice instantly took over the entire phone. Obviously this is a man with a duck voice, of course, Zhou slowly thinks so.
Because Zhou slowly never knew the difference between magnetism and male duck voice, in her cognition, boys only have two voices, one is a children's voice, and the other is a male duck voice. Of course, if there is a third type, it must be Gu Heng's voice.
Is it necessary? Of course it is necessary! The new security guard's face was covered in sweat.
He didn't know what happened just now, but he also had a faint feeling that Gu Heng was not simple. In short, an owner who has repeatedly explained to the property manager, and is also a rich man, cannot be said simply.
Therefore, he can't let go of this investigation of outsiders.
Zhou slowly waved his hand here and said to Gu Heng, "Didn't you say that your teacher is a female teacher?" How is this a man? Zhou slowly pointed to the video call and asked Gu Heng.
Gu Heng had an expression of "who am I going to ask if you ask me", and said very unceremoniously: "Security guard, what we are going to come here is a female teacher, not a male teacher, maybe this is a liar." ”
"I'll knock!" Before everyone could react, the man on the other side of the video got angry when he heard the call.
He snatched the phone from the security guard's hand, pointed to his face, and said to Gu Heng: "Little classmate Gu Heng, you said that I have such a serious face, how can I be the kind of bull ghost and snake god who deceives children?" Let me tell you, your uncle will always be your uncle, and I will be your tutor. ”
"What are you kidding, my tutor is Lisa Lee, a very hot beauty, you have boobs and ass? Or do you think you can really be a ladyboy if you go to Thailand? Gu Heng finally recovered his poisonous tongue and couldn't help but catch this man and spray.
What happened today? He Gu eldest young master finally got up early once, but the result was all bad things!
Sure enough, is today the result of Zhou Slowly's woman's water reversal? Didn't you say that Zhou slowly reversed himself and would be far away? Isn't that what the famous soothsayer said? What's going on today?
Gu Heng vented his anger here, but the other side was unhurried and said, "Young Master Gu Heng, I think you are forgetful, but it doesn't matter, it's like this when people are old." I can explain it to you. My name is Long Feiyu, I am the senior brother in Yang Yibo's mouth, and I am here to save him. ”
Yang Yibo, this name is a little familiar.
But Zhou slowly couldn't think of it for a while, she couldn't help but pull the corner of Gu Heng's clothes, and said, "Gu Heng, that, who is this person?" ”
"Fool!" Of course, Gu Heng understood the origin of Long Feiyu, but he would not let Yang Yibo's people pass easily.
Such a person, teach Zhou slowly, will die.
"Wait a minute, classmate Gu Heng, you are not kind like this. If you have any objections to my teaching methods, I can gladly accept them, after all, this is a normal reason to complain, but you didn't let Long Feiyu teach you a lesson, why do you call me a fool? Also, to a certain extent, I am Yang Yibo's debt repayment, you let me go so easily, do you mean that the debts of the two of you are written off? ”
Long Feiyu looked at the person on the other side of the video call with a smile on his face. It seems that this little guy named Gu Heng has white skin, beautiful and long legs, and has a little white face temperament, he likes it. Such a person is only enjoyable when he is abused, isn't it?
However, Gu Heng slowly pulled Zhou over, letting her slap in the face fill the entire screen, and then slowly said: "That, I think you made a very fatal mistake, your tutor is not me, but the woman in front of you." Zhou slowly didn't say hello to your teacher. ”
Not Gu Heng? Long Feiyu's brain suddenly slowed down by half a beat, is this very stupid-looking girl in front of her really the student she wants to teach?
This kind of person is obviously more suitable for Yang Yibo. After all, this kind of person who will not react on the spot no matter what angle you attack sarcasm from, it is useless for you to scold, this is purely to make yourself angry.
Zhou slowly looked at the teacher here, and then said hesitantly: "Gu Heng, I think it's better to forget it." Big deal, I'll go back to school. ”
What are you kidding, this kind of man with an airplane head and a duck voice can still be his own teacher? Forget it, according to the code of conduct for middle school students, Zhou slowly definitely doesn't like this person.
To put it simply, even if Gu Heng does not conform to the socialist concept of honor and disgrace, his hairstyle is still qualified. Of course, some of them are shaved like football stars, but they still look like they are in general. This is the standard of Lincheng No. 2 Middle School.
Of course, the boy that Zhou slowly saw was probably like this.
In contrast, this Long Feiyu is really very strange. A big man, with a pink face, has a tendency to fall off when he speaks, and has such a head shape, is such a person suitable to be a teacher?
"Girl, as much as I want to be your teacher, you always need a reason to reject me." Long Feiyu was very dissatisfied with Zhou Wan's rejection of his own approach at a glance. This woman, not to mention how she dislikes her, actually dares to show herself, which is really upside down.
Zhou was unhurried and said, "I think you are unqualified!" ”
"Where am I not qualified?" Long Feiyu felt that Zhou was really a good girl who could tell jokes.
Zhou slowly touched his hair unhurriedly and said, "Being my teacher is at least better than me." Did you know that high school Chinese often requires you to read and memorize the full text by dictation? In this way, let's not say anything else, you recite "Lisao" first. ”
"Classmate, your challenge is very good, although it is very boring, but for the sake of your husband and wife, I have decided to fulfill you, you listen."
Long Fei cleared his throat and said, "Chang Tai breathed to hide his tears, mourning the difficulties of the people's livelihood. Although Yu is good at cultivating his concubine, he is talking about the dynasty and replacing him. Not only for the rest of the Hui Xi, but also for the Shen Zhi to take over. ”
"Stop!" Jiang Long Feiyu really began to endorse unceremoniously, and Zhou slowly interrupted him without hesitation, saying, "Your teacher is very unqualified, in short, you can't be my teacher." ”
"What kind of broken reason are you, am I wrong?" Long Feiyu couldn't believe his ears, this was the first time that a student was so disgusted with himself in terms of knowledge.
Zhou slowly stretched out a finger and said, "It's not just wrong, it's a big mistake." I want to memorize the whole text, not the paragraphs. Although I am not proficient in "Lisao", I know that the first sentence of "Lisao" is that the seedlings of Emperor Gaoyang are descended, and the emperor is called Boyong. You just want to catch me off guard, don't you just want to catch me off guard? So, start from scratch. ”
Long Feiyu was slowly debunked by Zhou, and he was very dissatisfied in his heart, and said: "This high school class is such a paragraph, do you think it is useful to memorize more?" ”
Seeing that Zhou was about to hang up the phone slowly, Long Feiyu hurriedly raised his hand to surrender and said, "Okay, I'll carry it, you stop it for me." "Lisao" is right! Emperor Gaoyang's seedlings are descendants, and the emperor is called Boyong. Seti Zhen is in Meng Xi, but Geng Yin and I surrender. Imperial ......"
Damn, Long Feiyu wants to cry. He suddenly couldn't remember how to pronounce the word. What to do? What to do?
He had only memorized the part of the book, and the previous ones could only be remembered, and some of these words were too obscure, and he wouldn't know it.
"What else do you have to say?" Zhou slowly and unceremoniously announced the man's death sentence.
This girl's name is Zhou Slowly, right? I remember your name.
Long Feiyu said silently in his heart.
On his lips, Long Feiyu entered the sophistry mode and said, "Classmate Zhou, the teacher thinks it's not good for you to be like this." Could it be that you can memorize "Lisao" word for word? ”
If you can't do it yourself, don't make such harsh demands on others! Long Feiyu almost said this sentence here.
Feeling that Zhou was suddenly humiliated like this, Gu Heng was a little unwilling, and just wanted to come over to comfort him, but Zhou slowly held his arm and said, "It's okay, it's just a piece of "Lisao", you can rest assured that I can handle it." ”
"Listen, I hope you can learn to be willing to gamble."
Zhou slowly opened his mouth here, and began to endorse without hurrying: "I am the emperor and say Boyong." Seti Zhen is in Meng Xi, but Geng Yin and I surrender. Huang Lan Yu Chu Xi, Zhao Xi Yu to the name. The name Yu said that it was regular, and the word Yu said that Ling Jun ......"
Zhou slowly began to memorize it like that, not sloppy at all.
Long Feiyu only felt that Zhou was slowly overwhelmed at first, but the more he listened, the more frightened he felt. Is this girl a monster? This kind of memory can only be done by my own teachers.
"No one in the country knows what I know, and how can I cherish the old capital! Since it is not enough to be in the United States, I will live from Peng Xian's place. ”
Zhou slowly really finished reciting Lisao. This girl, this girl, isn't she crazy.
Long Feiyu wiped the sweat off his head and stammered: "That, classmate Zhou slowly, the so-called hearing has a precedence, there is a specialization in the art industry, and not everyone can memorize everything." Besides, I'm an English teacher, and you're embarrassing me by making me memorize ancient texts. What's more, I just need to memorize the content in the textbook? ”
"Strong words." Xue Shuying just wanted to go over to help Zhou Slowly, but Zhou Slowly held down her hand.
Zhou slowly looked at Long Feiyu and said: "That, since you have some truth in saying this, then Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream", you will always memorize it." ”