Chapter 863: The Pit Man's Lower Belly Is Black (1)
Rui Rui snorted pitifully, grabbed her little hand in the air, and took out a book from her little nest.
The book had obviously been read carefully by her, and several bookmarks stretched out from the side of the book, and when she opened it, she could still see the key points drawn with colored pens.
This little winter melon, what kind of book do you read so seriously?
Leng Chengran shook his head with a smile, turned the book over, and looked at the cover curiously......
A thunderbolt struck, and Leng Chengran was petrified.
I saw two lines of big characters written on the cover with domineering side leakage -
After doing these fifty things, you will never have a boyfriend again!
Leng Chengran's face was almost crooked, and he quickly stuffed this strange book into his arms to prevent it from poisoning his little apprentice again.
"Master, why did you take my book?" The little girl blinked her eyes and flattened her mouth innocently.
“…… Ahem, winter melon, this book is not for you. ”
The little girl's eyes turned red again, "But it's not suitable for the master, the master shouldn't be looking for a boyfriend in the first place." ”
Leng Chengran, who was killed in seconds: "......"
After clearing his throat again, he regained his momentum as a master, and said as calmly as possible, "But Rui Rui hasn't gotten married yet, how can you read this kind of book that teaches people how to find a boyfriend?" ”
Because of a little apprentice with half modern blood, Leng Chengran has long been proficient in various modern vocabulary.
Rui Rui's tears fell as soon as she clicked, "But I have a master, why do I need to find a boyfriend?" ”
Leng Chengran, who was killed in seconds again: "......"
Experience has taught him that there are big pits ahead.
…… Or maybe he's standing at the bottom of the pit now.
His little apprentice is definitely a little expert at digging chain pits, no matter what he says now, he will fall into a series of pits, don't even think about climbing out......
So Leng Chengran stood up very wisely, "Winter melon, Master will go down the mountain tomorrow morning to help you buy that delicious little wonton, go back to sleep first." ”
"Hmm!" Hearing that there was something delicious, Rui Rui immediately let go of the master, and with a wave of her hand very calmly, she took out a book from her nest again, "Good night, Master!" ”
After that, I read the book carefully.
…… Look at the cover, it's another book "After doing these fifty things, you'll never have a boyfriend again".
Leng Chengran was about to vomit blood...... "Why is there another one?" ”
The little girl wrinkled her face slightly, very sorry for the author, "I can't sell it, buy one get one free." ”
"......" can't be sold, that's right! Someone wrote such a strange book!
Now Leng Chengran can't leave, and silently petrified thinking about the idea, how to bring another strange book from the hand of a certain little winter melon.
Just thinking about it, Rui Rui, who was seriously studying "knowledge", shook her little head and thoughtfully read out the words in the book-
"When the other party is taking a bath, steal all his clothes, and then slam the door and break in, and after carefully watching the other party, shout - ah, you are also here to beautify the earth!"
"......" Leng Chengran grabbed a piece of wood from the corner of the table uncontrollably.
He looked at the spine again, and began to think about calling the modern place called 120 to report the author of the two-character Shen surname......
Rui Rui still tilted her little head calmly, thought about it, waved her pen, and drew this "key" domineeringly, "Well, this one has to be tried!" ”
"......" Leng Chengran subconsciously pulled down his shirt.