When I returned to school on Sunday, my parents prepared a bunch of food for Chu Xiaoxiao as always, saying that they were afraid that she would be hungry.

Chu Xiaoxiao was grateful, even if a schoolbag had crushed her into a penguin, but for the sake of food, what divine power could not appear.

So under the instructions of his parents, Chu Xiaoxiao hugged snacks in front of his schoolbag and staggered to school.

There were many people along the way, mostly students rushing back to school from home.

Chu Xiaoxiao took a big breath and found a place to cool off, looking at the gray sky, praying that he could meet a good sister and share a little pain for her.

"Xiao Xiao, Xiao Xiao."

A joyful voice came from a distance, Chu Xiaoxiao looked up, and saw Song Xiaoran running over as light as a swallow.

Chu Xiaoxiao looked left and right, looked up and down at his friend, and expressed strong dissatisfaction: "Where's your schoolbag?" ”

Why it seems that the person who suffers is always himself.

"Ayan took it." Song Xiaoran pointed not far away with a hippie smile.

Chu Xiaoxiao looked over, and sure enough, he saw Lu Yan standing there smirking happily in their direction, still holding Song Xiaoran's cartoon schoolbag in his hand.

A bolt from the blue.

In deep sorrow.

People who have boyfriends are really annoying.

Chu Xiaoxiao suddenly looked at Song Xiaoran more and more dissatisfied.

"Oh, this snack that my mother prepared for me, you sell it, and you may have your share, and it must be you who work hard, Lu Yan has nothing to do with you when you touch it." Saying that, Chu Xiaoxiao didn't care whether others accepted it or not, stretched out his long hand and stuffed it hard, and then dragged his backpack and left, looking very chic.

But in fact, the heart is roaring.

It's great to have a boyfriend, it's great that you don't have to be a woman, it's amazing to be able to pretend that you can't twist the bottle cap, I'm single and I'm happy.

Barking!

……

"What's wrong with your friend?" Lu Yan saw his girlfriend standing still for a long time, so he hurriedly ran over to ask.

Song Xiaoran lowered his head and flipped through the snack bag in his hand, and shook his head: "I don't know, maybe my brain is twitching again." Anyway, let's go. ”

"Oh, I'll take your stuff." Lu stretched his hand and wanted to take his girlfriend's bag, but was slapped away by a sudden slap.

He rubbed his hands and said in pain, "What are you doing?" ”

Song Xiaoran hugged the snack bag and glanced at him vigilantly, and said seriously: "This is what Xiaoxiao asked me to take, I was entrusted by others, I should do it myself, you don't have to care." Let's go. ”

Lu Yan looked at his girlfriend's cheerful back, smiled, and hurriedly followed.

……

in the dormitory.

"Have you done your homework?" Chu Xiaoxiao leaned on the table and asked angrily.

"It's done." Xu Fuyu washed his face, wiped his hands and said, "It's all quite simple." ”

"Ah~ Don't you think it's hard to be a physical thief?" Chu Xiaoxiao propped up his tired body and cried, "It took me half a day to finish those exercises." ”

"Thing ......"

"Physics? Physics is simple! Let me tell you, this first big question ......" Song Xiaoran's eyes lit up as soon as he heard physics, and when he snatched Xu Fuyu's words, he opened his mouth and was about to make a long speech.

The three people in the dormitory gave her a blank look, and yelled "Get out" in unison.

Song Xiaoran pursed his lips and was silent.

It's pretty simple!

"Physics is okay, but the last two big questions are a little more difficult, but it's a little dizzy to fill in the blanks in English reading." Xu Fuyu sat back in his position and took over again.

But someone got excited again.

"English, English is so hard!" Song Xiaoran's face was full of sadness as soon as he heard English.

The three people in the dormitory glanced at her speechlessly, and yelled "Get out" in unison.

Song Xiaoran pursed his mouth and was silent.

It's really hard.

Jiang Shuya was startled by Song Xiaoran's resentful face in the mirror, put down her eyebrow pencil and looked back at her: "Xiao Ran, did you say that you can't give your physics talent a little bit to English?" One is the first in the number and the first in the penultimate class, and it deserves to be regarded as an eye stare by the English teacher. You can't be so greedy, don't keep thinking about ways to get the first place, and don't pick. ”

"Shu Fujia, don't talk about people with sauce! People ......"

"Get out."

"I also want the English teacher to look at me with a pleasant face, but the 26 letters just won't let me go."

"I don't know how you got into the first middle school in the middle school entrance examination."

"Because I am good at physics, I am the first in the city, I have participated in national competitions, and I have won the first prize. And you forgot, I didn't take the high school entrance examination, I was specially recruited by the school. ”

"Get out."

Get out again!

Irritating!

"Xiao Ran, say hello in English!" Xu Fuyu raised her eyebrows, wanting to tease her.

The people in the dormitory suddenly became energetic, and they all put down their work and prepared to watch a good show.

Song Xiaoran, who was named, opened his mouth and closed his mouth a few times, and hesitated: "Sa ...... Savadika? ”

Three: "......"

It was only after a long time that deafening laughter erupted in the dormitory.

Chu Xiaoxiao lay on the ground with a straight smile, covered his stomach and said to Song Xiaoran: "Hahaha...... Why not swipe my card. ”

Song Xiaoran blushed, thinking of what she said, she suddenly wanted to cry without tears, she just watched Thai dramas at home for two days and was poisoned too deeply and suddenly didn't recover.

"Oh, don't laugh, don't laugh, I know that English hello is Hello, who doesn't know it, I'm just a quick mouth." Song Xiaoran covered Chu Xiaoxiao's mouth to prevent her from continuing to go crazy.

That seems like a good excuse.

"Okay, you've got through." Xu Fuyu held back a smile, "Then what do you mean by translating How are you?" ”

"Who doesn't know that it's so simple, how are you?"

"Ouch, 6, next question. How old are youWhat does it mean? ”

"Tsk, you insult my IQ with such a simple question."

"You mean."

"How are you?" Said with confidence and flamboyance is unparalleled.

English Teacher: Alas, children can't be taught!

The air suddenly fell silent.

The people in the dormitory were laughing and began to organize their things.

Song Xiaoran knew that he had said something wrong again when he saw their expressions, and stomped his feet angrily: "You demons." There is a skill than physics. ”

"Hey, don't say it, we really don't have the ability to do physics as you do."

Song Xiaoran had a proud face.

"But at least the physics teacher will look at us a few times with a pleasant face."

Physics teacher: They are all excellent students, and they can be taught.

Song Xiaoran's face collapsed.

I was so sad that I took a breath of cold air.

What kind of demons and monsters live in the dormitory, is there anyone to collect it!

I'm angry.

"I'll go to the bathroom."

"Big and small?"

"Why don't you care about this?"

"There is no water in the toilet, please hold it if you are big."

“……”

Sure enough, they were all demons.