Chapter Twenty-Five: Strange Conversation
"Oh, I said, you two are really enough to see no one, a group of us have been here for so long, you two are stunned as if you didn't see it, if no one is flirting and scolding, when we are dead? Even if we are dead people, it is really admirable that you can still have the interest to flirt with so many dead people. Su Yajun finally couldn't help it, and opened his mouth indignantly.
"Who are you?" Hua Qianli really just saw this stranger.
"Me? Of course, I am the legendary person who loves flowers when he sees people, sees flowers when he drives a car, he blows out a tire, throws fruits, and the car is unruly, when he wakes up, he is drunk and sleeping, the beauty knees, the leaves do not stick to the body, and the thousands of girls have no intention of smiling, and instantly hook away countless souls, handsome and chic, and the moon-stepping son Chu Liuxiang is also in the wind! ”
"Huh?" Hua Qianli's brain, which was bombarded by his cannon-like words, appeared in a momentary confusion.
"Your name is Chu Liuxiang?" Shen Yifeng asked weakly.
"No, Xiaojun lied to you. Deputy landlord, you are so stupid. The light cold who was wandering outside the world came back to his senses and said seriously.
Hua Qianli instantly exploded: "Little idiot, who do you say is stupid?" My little wind is also something you can scold casually? ”
"Why not?" Qinghan asked stupidly, and then pouted: "I wasn't deceived by Xiaojun when he told me this. ”
Qinghan felt that he was very aggrieved, the deputy landlord was obviously very stupid, why did Brother Qianli look like he was going to fight with him?
"Hey, hey, who is that, the man in purple, don't take advantage of the fact that the Xiaohan family is not there to bully him casually, do you have a sense of public morality? Xiao Han is so kind, simple and cute, you can do it, you are too vicious! With your behavior, even the underworld in our country will not accept you because you are ashamed, and at most you can only be reduced to being with the chengguan, do you know what the chengguan does? It is the world's tenth largest gangster organization that bullies men and women, burns, kills, loots, and does all kinds of evil. You see you're going to be on the same level as them, this is unacceptable, although it's a feudal society now, but you still have to have the love you should have, how can you bully weak children with your high IQ and high force value? Xiaohan is still young, it is the flower of the motherland, it is used to care, your behavior of destroying flowers with hot hands is too outrageous, that who, the man in blue, as his guardian, should take your due responsibility, educate him well, tell him to be a man, to be loving, to have a sense of public morality, to know how to repay the society, you can't take advantage of the absence of children's parents to bully others, family education is very important, so you have to bulabulabula......"
Hua Qianli covered his ears and looked at the streamer and said, "Has he always spoken like this?" ”
Streamer said expressionlessly: "Except when facing the landlord and Xiao Han, he has always been like this. ”
Shen Yifeng looked at Su Yajun's mouth in a daze, and then looked at the ghost painting that rarely spoke from beginning to end, and suddenly felt that the world was fantastic.
Hua Qianli gritted his teeth, gently touched Xiao Jiu's head, and said weakly: "Good daughter, go tell him to shut up!" ”
"Whoosh" Xiao Jiu rushed in front of Su Yajun and stared at him coldly with a pair of big purple eyes.
“…… Belch? Su Yajun looked at the blood-red snake that suddenly appeared in front of him in a daze, and shouted: "Ahhh......h
Hua Qianli hooked her lips and smiled, be honest.
"Ahhh Su Yajun hugged Xiao Jiu in his arms, fluttered vigorously, and shouted excitedly while fluttering: "This is the legendary Candle Jiuyin!" Lao Tzu has lived two lives and can still see the divine beast, I am really lucky! ”
Hua Qianli: "......"
Shen Yifeng: "......"
Streamer: "......"
Painting: "......"
Qinghan: "Weiwei, I miss you so much!" ”
Luo Shuiyi chuckled, Su Su really had several wrong nerves, and his thinking was obviously not on the same plane as normal humans. In short, this is also a man of God. Identification completed.
Su Yajun put his face half disfigured, pulled Xiao Jiu in front of Qing Han, stretched out a hand to poke Wei Wei's buttocks, and successfully made the nine-tailed sky fox shy, "whoosh" into Qing Han's clothes, and refused to come out of anything.
"Hey, hey, don't hide, I just want to see your tail, do you really have nine tails? Show me out, okay? Don't be so stingy! Little fox? Little fox? Come out, show me the tail and I'll buy you meat buns to eat, come out, come out, come out quickly......"
Seeing that Su Yajun was about to stretch his claws into the placket of Qing Han's clothes, Luo Shuiyi hurriedly stopped: "Okay, Su Su, you carefully force Weiwei to come to you for a while, you have to go to another time and space." ”
When Su Yajun heard this, he reluctantly withdrew the claws that almost destroyed Qinghan's innocence. Sit to the side and flutter Xiao Jiu.
Hua Qianli looked at Su Yajun in astonishment for a long time before he sighed: "Godman, ......"
Shen Yifeng asked weakly, "Who is he?" ”
Liuguang said: "Su Yajun, the son of the former Dali Siqing, is currently the director of the two divisions of Acacia Building, responsible for supervising the operation of the two divisions. ”
Hua Qianli stretched out his thumb to Luo Shuiyi: "Miss, you are strong!" "To be able to dig out such a person, and to have the courage to entrust him with a heavy responsibility, this is not something that ordinary people can do.
Luo Shuiyi also ignored his mental activities, and just said lightly: "Why are you two here?" ”
Speaking of this, Hua Qianli became serious: "Looking at the sky on a windy night, I found that you and Gongzi have recently encountered a bad omen. ”
Luo Shuiyi laughed: "Watching the sky at night? ”
Hua Qianli nodded solemnly.
Shen Yifeng glanced at him and said, "I have developed the Zhuge crossbow. I want you to try it. About you and the elder brother, I just have nothing to do, I just calculated a hexagram for you, the hexagram is not very good, although I know that it is not accurate, but there is nothing to do horizontally and vertically, we still come to see it more assured. ”
Hua Lingyu looked at him when she heard this, nodded and said, "I'll pay attention." ”
Hua Qianruo suddenly said to Su Yajun, who was having a good time: "Don't you want to go out?" ”
"Huh? yes, I'm not done with my face yet. Su Yajun was reluctant to let go of Xiao Jiu, and as soon as the latter was free, he flew back to Hua Qianli's arms with a "whoosh", wrapped around his waist stubbornly, refused to let go, and secretly glanced at Su Yajun with palpitations, and saw that he didn't have the idea of beating it again, so he leaned his head on Hua Qianli's shoulder, and his purple eyes were full of grievances.
Hua Qianli touched its head to show comfort.
Hua Qianruo seriously disguised Su Yajun, staring at her without a trace, her serious appearance of giving Su Yajun a disguise is really beautiful, so focused, so moving. It's a pity......
The streamer's eyes dimmed, and she didn't have him in her heart.
Obviously, except for the light cold, everyone present saw the frustrated eyes of the streamer, Shen Yifeng lowered his head to drink tea, and was silent.
The others also did their own thing silently, and for a while, only the sound of Hua Qianruo fiddling with tools was heard in the whole room.
For a long time –
"Alright. I've made your face as you said, so see for yourself. Hua Qianruo intimately gave Su Yajun a mirror.
Su Yajun looked at it and immediately said excitedly: "If you are a beauty, you are so amazing!" It's exactly the same! He happily rushed to Luo Shuiyi and said happily: "Xiao Yi, look, I used to look like this, handsome, right?" ”
Hua Lingyu stretched out a slender and white hand, pushed Su Yajun's head away in front of Luo Shuiyi's face, and then looked at him coldly.
But Su Yajun was obviously excited, so he automatically ignored Hua Lingyu's murderous eyes and continued to say happily: "I'm really a handsome guy at any time, haha!" It's a taste that comes out of the soul! ”
Luo Shuiyi chuckled: "Not bad, yes, it's really handsome enough, if Su Su knows martial arts, he can go directly to steal the handsome." ”
"That's it!" Su Yajun smiled proudly, threw away the mirror, ran over and pulled Qinghan and said: "Xiaohan Xiaohan, hurry up and go out with me, I'm going to grow hair for the past few days, let's go to Xiaojingzhai for a snack!" ”
"Okay." So Qinghan and Su Yajun went shopping hand in hand.
Hua Qianli sighed: "Sure enough, like gathers like things!" ”
Luo Shuiyi was unhappy: "Hua Qianli, what do you mean?" ”
Hua Lingyu looked at Hua Qianli with sharp eyes, as if she was waiting for him to give a satisfactory answer.
"Ah, haha, I suddenly want to eat Xiaojingzhai's dim sum, how can I not go to Xiaojingzhai when I come to Beijing, right, Xiaofengfeng, let's go too." Hua Qianli said as he quietly retreated, and finally quickly pulled Shen Yifeng to escape the door.
But he still didn't speed up Hua Lingyu's sword qi. Hearing a miserable howl from outside the door, Luo Shuiyi stood up, stretched his waist and said, "Then let's all go to Xiaojingzhai, I got 10,000 taels of gold last night." By the way, let's go back and bring the pair of jade ruyi to Xiao Jiu and Wei Wei later. ”