Chapter 80: What's the size of a stupid bear...
Updated: 2014-02-25
As a ** crowd began to pour into the Sky Island Academy, Blazing Tide only felt that the dozens of muscles on his face were about to twitch with laughter.
"Welcome to Sky Island Academy......"
This is the most said sentence since the beginning of the academy festival, with an embarrassed smile on his face.
Although humans, demons, demons, and gods have coexisted peacefully for a long time. But even so, they are still the weakest existence for the powerless human beings.
Therefore, after the establishment of magic schools around the world and the gradual stabilization of a set of rules and regulations of their own, there is this kind of biennial academy festival.
The purpose is to open it to ordinary humans, and to inform people that the magic envoy is an existence very similar to humans. They are not dangerous and do not pose a threat to people. Neither in the past, in the present, nor in the future, will not change.
Even if a few emissaries did something dangerous, the oracles would never spare them.
And when this custom was gradually passed down over the past hundred years, the academy festival began to be accepted as a matter of course.
To this day, the academy festival has become more like a large-scale magic academy garden party, for humans to observe and play for three days.
The Wind Attribute Demon is responsible for levitating some small objects in the air, while the Water Demon Envoy is shown to humans to freeze instantly, and is made into shaved ice for sale with local materials.
and Blazing Tide, the heir of ancient magic who clearly controlled the fire of nothingness, was forced to be reluctantly arranged in it, wearing a slightly long apron, standing in front of a small snack stall on the street, in charge of a small food stall for barbecue.
When she was bored, she looked at the little magic stalls organized by the student council around her for humans to watch and play, and she only felt bored and ridiculous. The giggle that lasted for a whole day made Blazing Tide feel physically and mentally exhausted, and he really never saw a human being or anything again.
In fact, there is no rejection of human Blazing Tide. It's just that an ancient magic heir with a different identity like her always has a trace of uneasy pride in her bones.
But as soon as he remembered Sayuri's expression of angrily scolding Ling Ran and being very close to a zombie, Blazing Tide succumbed to the academy's 'rules'. Every ordinary human who comes to the academy festival should smile kindly and give the warmest welcome.
"Hey, stupid cat, go out for a walk with me." Taking advantage of the temporary lack of people, Chi Xi rubbed his face that had already stiffened his smile and said to Lin Feng, who was standing leisurely on the side.
"You're really troublesome, it's rare for someone to take your magic seriously, and it's annoying so quickly."
Lin Feng put a pestle on his chin with one hand, and looked sideways at the blazing tide that was standing behind the stall, burning flames from the palm of his hand to cook the food on the shelf.
"Don't laugh, don't look at me! Could it be that such a powerful envoy and such a powerful source of magic power like me is going to bake food for you guys here! ”
Blazing Tide angrily ripped off the long apron that was completely ill-fitting and slammed it the stool on the side. Then he sat down next to Lin Feng, picked up the full food on the table and began to eat.
"You, a stupid cat who sits and talks without backache, can sit here like an uncle and enjoy it for so long, watching me as the owner busy on the side. If you work in my position and lose your smile, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on for even two minutes. ”
Blazing Tide said while eating, quite a posture of turning anger into appetite.
"As you can see, these things were bought and given to me by those human women, and even if I didn't plan to eat them at all, there was no need to waste time refusing each of them." Lin Feng said indifferently.
At the same time, he looked at the way Blazing Xi had been holding back for a long time, and finally could move his index finger to eat the food that had tempted her for a long time in front of him, and the corners of his mouth inadvertently raised slightly.
It wasn't until Blazing Tide finally made up for the pain of not being able to eat the fragrant food in front of him for a whole morning. Like a wild horse on the loose, Blazing Tide completely ignored the other people's obstructions, and left the booth that was supposed to be the responsibility of the fire type magician.
"Stupid bear, where the hell do you want to go?" Watching the stupid bear wander around the academy aimlessly, Lin Feng asked.
"There's nothing particular I want to go to, and now in the whole academy, everywhere you go, you see human beings."
"Don't you like it?"
"Well, you too?"
"For this kind of weak person who can't even protect himself, I can only say that I am disgusted."
Blazing Xi looked at the stupid cat beside him, and in a trance he only felt as if his understanding of him had been blank all along. On the contrary, he got to know him better and better after the two signed a contract.
Suddenly, Blazing Tide stopped, then grabbed Lin Feng's tail and pulled him defenselessly into a simple converted vending store near the academy pool.
“…… Stupid bear, quick, let go. Lin Feng frowned, his face becoming more and more ugly as the blazing tide pulled.
"Hey, stupid cat, you don't see this cute!"
After entering the temporary remodeled shop, Chi Xi decisively picked up a swimsuit with two little bear heads, put it on his body and compared it, and at the same time excitedly asked Lin Feng who was rubbing his tail on the side.
He first glanced briefly at the dazzling array of swimsuits in the store, and then looked at the bear-headed swimsuit in Blazing Tide's hand. I can't think of any other words to describe it except for naivety and elementary school students.
"What, isn't it pretty? Or is it that you stupid cat can't understand this visual sense of cuteness and beauty, and is speechless? ”
Blazing Xi said as he brought the swimsuit to the counter, and said to Lin Feng with a proud face.
"It's nothing, I'm just surprised that there really is a swimsuit that fits your size. Although this should be the size of an elementary school student, it is quite suitable for you. ”
“…… You're only a primary school student, I just love this style! And even if it's the other styles here, I can wear them just as well! Blazing Tide suddenly turned red, turned around from the counter and yelled at Lin Feng.
"Yo, huh?
Lin Feng's cat eyes narrowed, looking at the short figure of Blazing Tide, and the chest that was enough to be described as flat, and laughed out loud.
"Stupid cat, you, you wait! I'll convince you in a moment! ”
Saying that, Blazing Tide carefully selected the sexy bikini styles that normal girls can wear in the store. At the same time, he also gave this stupid cat who looked down on her figure a task, that is, to go not far away and help her sign up for a swimsuit magic contest called the Water Curtain Barrier.
"I, how could I have only worn the size of a schoolboy. It must be that this store has too little stock! ”
After taking the stupid cat away, Blazing Tide couldn't find a normal swimsuit that matched her size.
Just as she was complaining angrily, she held her head high and wondered if there were any other shops selling swimsuits, but she was confronted by the ice tide.
"Eh, short-legged cat, is there no one in your stall over there?"
Bingxi was dressed in a dark blue dress, her long hair was coiled high on her head, and only a few faint strands of hair fell from her sideburns intentionally or unintentionally, looking much more stable than before.
And her face is outlined with that exquisite makeup, which also reflects her dressing style and hair accessories today, adding a bit of charm that only mature women can only have on this originally delicate and lovely face, as well as the arrogance and beauty of high society.
"Nope."
Blazing Tide held the bag of the bear swimsuit behind him, and replied with a nonchalant look.
"Then why don't you go back and help! The academy is running out of manpower, but you're wandering around here! Bingxi looked dissatisfied.
"I'm tired, if you want to help, you can go yourself. Anyway, I don't want to waste time around these useless humans! ”
Blazing Tide was already in a bad mood, and he was even more angry when he saw the pink-haired poodle in front of him who was obviously idle in the academy, but in turn taught him a lesson.
"It's not the time to get tired yet, hurry back to your stall." Bingxi said, raising her hand and gently putting it on Blazing Tide's shoulder, trying to force her back to the barbecue stall.
"You're not so idle yourself." Blazing Tide blurted out.
"Whoever said that, I'm not just going to walk around the academy and make some introductions and group photos for those who don't know anything about human beings. Also dress up, change your outfit every three hours, and supervise lazy people like you. My hard work is not something that an unhealthy short-legged cat like you can understand. ”
Bingxi raised his chin proudly, and his tone revealed a sense of superiority in front of Blazing Tide.
"Since you're busy, don't come to me to meddle in your business, besides, I'm not the only fire attribute demon in the academy. It's just a few human beings, can they use such a stirring of teachers to let the entire academy serve them! ”
As soon as Blazing Tide heard the words 'unhealthy', it was as if he had been suddenly poked in the soft underbelly, and he screamed, and then pushed Bingxi to the side with his hand.
She hated the feeling of being ordered and directed. Sayuri is still like this, how can this low-level pink-haired poodle be allowed!
She thought to herself, and then took advantage of her unpreparedness to ignite a flame in her palm and threw it at the foot of the ice tide.
“…… Yes. ”
Unprepared, he didn't expect Blazing Tide to suddenly attack with magical power. She let out a small exclamation, and staggered back a few steps on her feet.
"Are you short-legged cat crazy, it's all human here, how dare you ......" Bingxi looked at her in surprise.
"So what." Blazing Tide disagreed.
"You don't have a long brain, if you are seen by the Magister, or if you accidentally hurt a human, your expulsion from the school will be light, and no one from the academy or the divine envoy will easily let us go!"
Bingxi admonished Blazing Tide with a serious face, but at the same time, she was also startled by the sudden flame just now, and a few drops of cold sweat flowed from her sideburns.
"Oh? Are you so scared? Blazing Tide's eyes lit up.
"It's not that I'm afraid, I just don't want to cause myself any unnecessary trouble because of you stupid short-legged cat. If you want to play with fire, whatever you want after the academy festival is over, I won't care about you even if you beg me! ”
Bingxi seemed to be really scared, no matter what Blazing Xi said, she looked very nervous, and it was bound to make this brainless short-legged cat fully understand how terrible what she had just done.
But Blazing Tide didn't seem to think so at all, even though the envoy was able to control his magic so that he wouldn't accidentally damage anything outside the target. But fire and water are ruthless, and natural disasters are invisible. No matter which of the four magical elements of wind, fire, earth and water, once the attack mode is really activated, it is inevitable that it will affect the surroundings.
She could see that Bingxi was a little flustered at the moment, and she also knew a little about the consequences of the magic envoy hurting humans. I don't know why, at this moment, Blazing Tide actually feels that there is no better opportunity than to bully this hateful pink-haired poodle now.
Thinking about it, Blazing Tide picked up a few pebbles from the ground and held them in the palm of his hand......
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