With a "squeak", Chu Nan pushed open the door.

Xiaocao was indeed in the house, and under the kerosene lamp, she was threading needles and threads, and sewing red wedding dresses.

Seeing Chu Nan coming, Xiaocao suddenly panicked, especially when he saw the red belly pocket tied under Chu Nan's crotch, he was even more ashamed of himself, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down.

Under the dim kerosene light, the face of the grass is red and red, delicate like a flower, like a ripe apple, which makes people want to take a bite!

Chu Nan wanted to take off his pants immediately.

Don't think about it, it's to find a place to take off your pants and put your pants pockets, no, it's to return your belly pockets to Xiaocao.

If Xiaocao was a married young woman, maybe Chu Nan would really not return her belly pocket.

But it's a pity that she is a yellow flower girl, this kind of flirting with girls is still better to do less, after all, we still have a little temperament.

"You're here to find clothes, aren't you?" Xiaocao lowered her head and whispered, her head as smooth as jade, put down her wedding dress, and put the folded clothes on the stool on the table.

Chu Nan suddenly remembered, damn, he threw it away after undressing at that time, but when he looked for it, he didn't find it, it turned out to be thrown on the stool.

This eye, blind, is useless.

"Actually, this belly pocket is a long story, I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?" Chu Nan showed a smile that was even uglier than crying.

When it came to the belly pocket, Xiaocao became even more shy, and even Chu Nan didn't dare to see it, so he had to turn sideways and pin his face to the back of the kerosene lamp, so that Chu Nan couldn't see his cheeks, and Xiaocao dared to be bold.

Just when Chu Nan was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, the savior came.

I could only hear the shouts of the ninth uncle outside, and the village chief set up a banquet to invite the ninth uncle's master and apprentice.

"That, Xiaocao, accidentally damaged your wedding dress, I will definitely compensate you for a more beautiful wedding dress in the future, goodbye!"

In a panic, he grabbed the neatly folded clothes on the table, and Chu Nan left Xiaocao's house as if he fled, and there was nothing more embarrassing than this.

Xiaocao looked at Chu Nan's escaping back, stunned.

...... The belly pocket has not been returned to others!

The village chief's family, the village chief held a banquet to entertain the ninth uncle and apprentice, and Chu Nan was naturally invited.

Unexpectedly, Qiusheng also came.

This time to catch a demon, Qiusheng is obviously here to make soy sauce, okay?

"Uncle Jiu, I will give you a cup first, thank you for getting rid of the plantain essence and solving the big problem for the village!"

The village chief toasted Uncle Nine, and Uncle Nine began to greet the village chief.

Qiusheng took the opportunity to chat with Chu Nan, on the way here, Chu Nan had already changed his clothes, and it felt good not to be a naked man.

"Senior brother, do you know the village girl who put on your makeup today?"

Qiusheng's eyebrows fluttered, "I feel like I like her, with my vicious eyesight, she must be the village flower of this village, that innocent appearance, how good it would be if I could marry her home and be my wife!"

Qiusheng showed an intoxicated look of longing.

Chu Nan quietly sandwiched two persimmons for Qiusheng, "Senior brother, come, try persimmons, they taste good!"

After Qiusheng ate the persimmons, he felt good and ate two more.

"I know, you're talking about Xiaocao! That girl, I didn't say it, it's so beautiful!" Chu Nan took advantage of his speech to put dried white potatoes for Qiusheng again, "Senior brother, come, try dried white potatoes, it's sweet, it's good for your injury." ”

"So her name is Xiaocao! Qiusheng always felt that something was wrong when he ate dried white potatoes, why did the junior brother suddenly become so enthusiastic?

"Xiaocao is a good girl, but I want to eat chicken legs!" Chu Nan put down his chopsticks, Qiu Sheng waited for Chu Nan to continue, but there was no follow-up.

"Senior brother, tell me about the situation in Xiaocao's family. "Qiusheng's impatient appearance.

"Xiaocao is a good girl, but I want to eat chicken legs!" Chu Nan looked at Qiusheng, don't you understand what I mean?

Qiusheng understood, it turned out to be a chicken leg, that simple.

When I looked at the table, there were two chicken legs, one of the village chief was eating, and the other was in Uncle Jiu's bowl.

"Senior brother, tomorrow senior brother will take you to the best restaurant in town to eat chicken, eat the whole chicken, forget about this chicken leg today! This chicken leg must not be delicious!" Qiusheng thought that his buttocks still had a faint pain, and he didn't dare to touch Uncle Jiu's brow again, for fear of causing fire again.

"Xiaocao is a good girl, but I want to eat chicken legs!" Chu Nan urged again.

Qiusheng gritted his teeth, was ruthless, stood up and stretched out his chopsticks, and under the gaze of Uncle Jiu, he picked up the chicken leg and put it in Chu Nan's bowl.

Uncle Nine watched Qiusheng take the chicken leg from his bowl, and his face twitched.

Bastard Qiusheng, are you looking for death?

In front of so many people at the table, taking chicken legs from my bowl, are you a starving ghost reincarnated, you don't know a little table manners, shameful things.

Uncle Nine has the best face, and the apprentice is so embarrassed, it really embarrasses him.

It smells so good!

Who said this chicken leg is not delicious.

Chu Nan nibbled on the chicken leg, why is this chicken leg so fragrant!

Could it be because

Grab other people's chicken legs, so that others have no chicken legs to eat, that's why it's so fragrant?

"Okay, junior brother, you can say it!" Qiusheng could already feel the murderous gaze cast by Uncle Jiu at him, but for the sake of love, he still did not hesitate.

"Xiaocao is a good girl, but I want to eat chicken feet. ”

"Senior brother, you're too greedy, don't go too far!"

"Xiaocao is a good girl, but I want to eat chicken feet. ”

"Chu Nan, don't go too far!"

"Xiaocao is a good girl, but I ......"

"I'll clip it, I'll clip the chicken feet for you, it's not enough!" For the sake of love, Qiu Sheng gritted his teeth and stretched out his chopsticks to the only chicken feet on the table.

After staggering, the village chief and Uncle Nine drank a few more cups.

"Uncle Jiu, come, eat vegetables, eat vegetables, the village is a little remote, the hospitality is not good, and I still look at Haihan!" said the village chief, seeing chicken feet, according to customs, chicken feet and chicken heads are dedicated to the highest status guests.

"Come, Uncle Nine, it's hard work, eat a phoenix claw, and I wish you a lot of money. The village chief said that he was going to clip the chicken feet to Uncle Nine.

Just when the village chief had already picked up the chicken feet, a pair of chopsticks cut off the chicken feet in the air.

At this moment, not only the village chief was embarrassed, but even the ninth uncle was extremely embarrassed, and the accompanying guests at the table were also extremely embarrassed.

Because the person who snatched the chicken feet was none other than Uncle Jiu's apprentice - Qiusheng.

This kind of virtue of grabbing vegetables, is it really Uncle Jiu's apprentice?

Uncle Nine suddenly had a thought.

What use do I want this apprentice?

What is the use of such an apprentice?

Waiting for his wings to harden, so that he can deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors!

Or do you want to expel him from the division?

No, the portal should be cleared as soon as possible.

With this kind of apprentice, don't you clean up the portal and keep it home for the New Year?

Chu Nan Shi Ran gnawed on the chicken feet, it was so fragrant!

These chicken feet are even more fragrant than chicken legs!

These chicken feet are so delicious, I can eat another 100.

For the sake of love, Qiusheng has no hesitation, and he can bear any price.

Just when he wanted to continue to ask Chu Nan about Xiaocao's situation. Suddenly, I noticed that there was a red ribbon hanging on the side of Chu Nan's pocket.

"What is this?" Qiusheng curiously reached out and pulled the thing out.

This is a cute red belly pocket!

"Oh, Xiaocao is a good girl, this belly pocket is hers!"

Chu Nan snatched his little belly pocket and put it in his arms. When I changed my clothes just now, I forgot to return it to Xiaocao, hey, I made a mistake.

......

It was like a thunderclap, and Qiusheng collapsed weakly on the table.

Xiaocao is a good girl, but why would she give away intimate clothes like belly pockets to others?

There is only one truth!

This belly pocket is a token of love, and the two have made a private agreement for life.

Why? Why? Why did God do this to me?

Don't I deserve love in my autumn life?

Ahh

Ahh

Qiusheng is about to go crazy, heartbroken, so painful, so tired, so sad, so sad......

The only way to relieve sorrow is to overeat.

Qiusheng casually picked up a plate of fennel beans and poured it into his mouth.

Uncle Jiu's face darkened, fennel beans were his favorite appetizer, and Qiusheng, who was not long-eyed, actually snatched away an entire plate of fennel beans.

Don't you want to live anymore?

This made Uncle Nine even more determined to clean up the portal.

"Senior brother, don't eat fennel beans, it's poisonous!" Chu Nan reminded on the side,

"Leave me alone, I'm going to eat! You don't want me to eat, I'm going to eat, you liar." ”

"You can't eat it, you'll regret it!" Chu Nan persuaded again.

"Hehe" Qiusheng glanced at Chu Nan disdainfully, "I'm going to regret it, so I'll be paralyzed in bed for the rest of my life." ”

......

Chu Nan was speechless for a while.

If you only eat persimmons and dried sweet potatoes, you will have diarrhea at most in autumn, just like washing is healthier, and occasional diarrhea is more conducive to emptying your stomach.

But after eating persimmons and dried sweet potatoes, and then eating fennel beans, it is death.

I have to pull Qiusheng to prostration.

No, it's not just about pulling until you collapse, it's really possible to pull until your anus falls off.

Qiusheng's wound on the buttocks is not healed yet! If you keep having diarrhea, the taste will be beautiful just thinking about it!

......

Chu Nan didn't dare to imagine it, Qiusheng, you ask for more blessings!

I hope that in this era, there are anorectal hospitals that can sew up your fallen anus.