Chapter 291: Zongzi
Before I came, I was still a little worried, because our behavior is ugly, but what I'm worried about is not because of this, but because I have never done it before, and I don't know where to start.
But I soon dispelled this thought, because just as I was hesitating, I saw that the third girl had already thrown off her arms and started to do it.
Determining the entrance to the thief hole, mapping, measuring, and taking out many professional inverted bucket tools from my backpack can't help but impress me.
After learning the question in my heart, Zhang Ya threw a sapper shovel at me and said, "Don't be stunned, hurry up and get to work, just dig from here, it's not surprising, after all, you came into contact with the occult world relatively late, and this kind of grave digging has been done by anyone who has been in the occult world for a little more years." ”
Long Xiaoman also explained, "When the ancient emperors were buried, they would bring a lot of treasures with them, but the treasures we are referring to are not gold and silver treasures, but some things related to the occult world, such as mysterious artifacts and the like, so this is not unusual, I went down to a general's tomb with my brother when I was twelve or thirteen years old." ”
Long Xiaoman, the head of the four major families, is still like this, not to mention Zhang Ya and Xiao Mu, who were born in the Ten Thousand Souls Holy Sect, looking at their professionalism, it is estimated that they have done these things before.
With these three "professionals" here, I don't bother so much, I simply smear my eyes, I will do whatever they tell me to do, and I will shoot wherever I am directed with the sapper shovel.
"Do you think we should prepare some black donkey hooves or something, otherwise we will really throw a big zongzi after a while!"
I asked while digging with a sapper shovel at the location designated by Zhang Ya.
The division of labor between the four of us is very clear, I am responsible for excavation, and the three women are responsible for standing aside and directing.
"Don't listen to the of the captain who touches gold."
Zhang Ya knocked on the melon seeds and said, "Things like black donkey hooves and touching gold talismans can only deceive laymen, if you really meet the big zongzi, these decorations are useless, and you have to rely on the guy in your hand." ”
"Then I've seen a lot of movies playing, what happened to those tomb robbers who used black donkey hooves and touched gold talismans?" I wiped the sweat from my forehead and continued to peel off.
"You also believe in the movie, don't talk nonsense, work hard, maybe if you're lucky, you can really meet a big dumpling to open your eyes!"
After Zhang Ya said a word to me, he asked Long Xiaoman and the little mute, "I guess I still have to dig for a while, I happened to bring poker, why don't we play a few laps first, so we can pass the time." ”
"Okay." Long Xiaoman and the little mute spoke in unison.
I want to cry without tears, but I can't help it, who called me the only man among them?
I had to think that these three women were my daughters-in-law, and I felt sorry for them to comfort myself, and then continued to dig like pangolins.
When I was digging more than five meters deep, I suddenly saw a small yellow dot on the ground, and when I got closer, it was a small piece of yellow paper emerging from the mound.
Looking at the color of this yellow piece of paper, it looks like new, not at all like the one that has been buried in the ground for many years.
What is this?
While pondering, I curiously stretched out my hand, grabbed the small piece of paper with two fingers and pulled it at night, and found that it was still a little tight, so I pulled it hard at night, and immediately pulled out half a piece of yellow paper from the soil.
I looked at the half of the yellow paper in my hand, on which were drawn some strange lines with cinnabar, which should be a charm.
But what kind of charm can be buried in the ground for so many years and still stay so new?
Just when I was curious, I felt a little itchy in my trouser legs, and when I looked down, I was instantly startled.
I saw a withered gray-brown hand coming out of the dirt at some point, pulling at my trouser leg.
"Mom!"
I screamed, kicked hard with one foot, and ran to the outside of the hole, shouting loudly as I ran, "Run, there are big dumplings!" ”
Long Xiaoman and the others were having a lot of fun, and when they heard me shouting, they hurriedly threw down the poker in their hands.
At this time, there was a sudden bang, and from the pit I had just dug came out a zombie wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform with a green face and fangs.
The appearance of this zombie is similar to the ones in the movie, but the face is more hideous, and the hands are stretched out in front of it for several meters.
"Damn, zongzi, it's really a big zongzi!" I was so frightened that I pulled my legs and prepared to run.
But I heard Zhang Ya shouting lazily, "What are you running, isn't it just a stiff jump, just clean it up, why are you babbling." ”
With that, the three of them picked up the poker again and started playing again.
I'm also flustered, yes, Lao Tzu is now a master of the heavenly level, what kind of effort is running!
Just now, I had been thinking about the big dumplings in my heart, and suddenly such a thing popped up, and I was stunned.
Without saying a word, I threw out the Nether Halberd and rushed towards the stiffness, and stabbed it into its heart.
But I didn't expect this jump stiff to be extremely strong, not dodging or dodging, as soon as the hands stretched forward together, they grabbed my ghost halberd, and then pushed me hard, pushing me backwards and stumbling a few steps and almost falling.
"Attack his next plate, the strength of the stiff jump is very strong, don't fight hard!" Zhang Ya reminded her, and then said, "A pair of K." ”
I listened to Zhang Ya's words, and once again picked up the Netherworld Halberd and swept towards the feet of this stiff jumper, and the stiff jumped up fiercely to dodge, I quickly changed my moves, and the sweep was picked, and the halberd was picked on the lifeline of the stiff.
The stiff let out a roar, and its body fell to the ground with a thud, and I rushed over and stabbed it into the chest, turning into a puddle of pus and blood in an instant.
I looked at this puddle of pus and blood, and sighed, "I didn't expect that jumping stiff would hurt like people, and it would hurt to be beaten to the root of my life!" ”
"What's this!" Zhang Ya looked at the cards and said, "The more advanced zombies that have evolved can still kidnap the girl to do that, if you are seen by the high-level female zombie one day, maybe you can give birth to a zombie baby...... Well, it's my turn again, Xiao Wang! ”
"King!" Long Xiaoman played his cards.
The little mute, "Four circles!" ”
Zhang Ya, "I won't play with you anymore, I lose every time!" ”
I was wondering how this place could have a jumping stiffness, and Zhang Ya sent the anger of losing the cards on me, "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and work, I blame you, what is not good to dig out, dig out such an unfortunate thing, I am angry with Aunt Ben!" ”
I wanted to cry without tears, and I was shot while lying down, but I still spoke the doubts in my heart.
Long Xiaoman put down the poker in his hand and said, "This is nothing strange, the feng shui here is excellent, and it is not uncommon for a few jumping stiffs to come here to absorb the essence of feng shui, just like the beasts in the mountains, they will also choose their nests in places with abundant food." ”
Seeing that I still looked puzzled, Long Xiaoman smiled and said, "Don't worry, with your current cultivation, let alone jumping stiff, even if the flying zombie comes, you can deal with it, come, I'll help you dig together." ”
The little mute also came over and said that he wanted to help me carry the soil, Zhang Ya jumped down angrily, and said in a sour tone, "Then I can't be idle, lest some people make excuses for their favoritism in the future, and they won't go to Aunt Ben's bed for ten days and a half." ”
Zhang Ya is straight, and it is nothing for her to make this kind of joke, but Long Xiaoman is different from the little mute, and her face turned red when she heard this.
Now my relationship with the third daughter is clear, and there is nothing to taboo, but I am still a little embarrassed when we talk about this kind of thing together.
With the help of three more people, the progress will be much faster, and after a while, it will hit the rammed earth layer, and further down, there will be a layer of very hard things, presumably the roof of the underground palace.
I have seen this kind of thing in the ancient city of Loulan before, it is a kind of ancient secret technique, which is mixed with glutinous rice flour, lime, shell powder and some herbs in fine soil according to the proportion, and the strength is comparable to that of modern concrete.
However, this thing has a very big drawback, that is, it will become soft after a few bubbles of urine.
It's just that I'm like a toad, I drank water several times, and the few bubbles of urine I held back were still useless, and I didn't know how thick the roof was.
"A few aunts and grandmothers, please help, if I drink like this again, you won't be afraid that I will urinate two kidneys!"
I looked at the three women who started to fight the landlord again and wanted to cry without tears, Zhang Ya's influence among them was too strong, and the little mute, such a gentle, virtuous and caring woman, was also under her influence, following what modern feminism, that is, life is short, time is happy, and it doesn't matter if men are tired.
Looking at my pitiful appearance, the little mute finally relented, fortunately, the mountain spring next to it was relatively close, and it was not so troublesome to replenish "energy".
Under our turn of fierce "offensives", the piece that was harder than concrete was finally soaked and softened by us, and it was not much more difficult to pick up the ordnance shovel and shovel it than to shovel tofu.
The roof was so thick that I had to dig more than two meters to dig out a big hole, and there was a sudden musty smell gushing out of it, and I couldn't see anything in the black hole, except for the faint sound of a chain dragging inside.
A few of us hurriedly jumped on it, and waited for a long time until the musty smell was almost gone, and then we began to test the air quality inside.
This kind of tomb has been closed underground for thousands of years, and it is inevitable that there will be some gases that are harmful to the human body.
The methods of measuring air quality written in the book are old-fashioned, and now they are high-tech, and there is no need to put ducks or birds in them, just use instruments to detect them.
"How's it going, is the air quality up to par?" Long Xiaoman asked.
Zhang Ya held the air detector, her brows furrowed slightly, "The air is qualified, it's just ......"
"Just what?" I looked at her like this, and quickly asked nervously.
"It's just that the instrument shows that there are vital signs down there, that is, there's a living thing down there!"