As soon as these words came out, You Mi immediately wanted to smack himself with a big mouth.

Monkey Xiaoxin, on the other hand, looked at her with a playful expression.

"I think you're doing a pretty good job." You Mi stroked her hair unnaturally.

"Oh, I've done it once before, and of course I'll be able to do it." Monkey Xiaoxin shrugged and said.

Before? Yumi fell into deep thought again.

"Is it tight?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi.

"What?" You Mi looked confused.

"Are seat belts tight? I was a little nervous when I tied it for you the first time, and it may be looser. Therefore, this time the department was specially tightened. Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi's seat belt and asked.

"Oh, it's okay, it doesn't matter." You Mi touched the seat belt and said, thinking, you will also have nervous times?

"Well, I haven't fastened a seatbelt to a girl before, so it's hard to grasp the tightness." Monkey Xiaoxin seemed to see through You Mi's thoughts and deliberately explained.

"Haven't your ex-girlfriend ever tied it either?" As soon as these words came out, You Mi bit his tongue again, why in front of Monkey Xiaoxin, he always wanted to say something, and he was not reserved?

Hehe, Youmi, does you have the word "reserved" in your dictionary?

"No, she ties it herself every time, and she has always been more security-conscious." Monkey Xiaoxin smiled.

"Oh." You Mi actually wanted to gossip about Monkey Xiaoxin and his ex-girlfriend, but after all, Monkey Xiaoxin's ex-girlfriend married a Japanese man, which is a great shame for a Chinese man.

The same Chinese, how to fry each other too much!

"You're the first," Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi and smiled warmly, "I'll give the girl wearing a seat belt." ”

"Then I'm so honored!" The corners of You Mi's mouth turned up, looking at Monkey Xiaoxin, the waves in his eyes flowed, like ripples in spring water.

The temperature inside the car seemed to have risen a bit, and there was a faint air of ambiguity.

The car drove for more than ten minutes and came to the gate of a community.

"I'm here, come down." Monkey Xiaoxin took out his mobile phone and dialed the number.

I didn't have to wait long, but I saw a petite girl with long hair and a shawl running over.

Yumi felt as if she had seen this girl somewhere, but she couldn't remember it for a while.

When Monkey Xiaoxin saw the girl approaching, he opened the car door and walked down.

When he saw Monkey Xiaoxin standing next to the girl, You Mi suddenly realized, "Isn't this the girl who was accompanied by Monkey Xiaoxin last time and bought a lot of health products?" ”

Meeting again, Yumi took a closer look at the girl's appearance.

Well, it's a beauty, standing in front of Monkey Xiaoxin, unexpectedly, the two look a little compatible.

You Mi's mood turned cloudy in an instant.

She couldn't hear what the two were talking about, but she saw that the girl handed Monkey Xiaoxin a vermilion notebook, and Monkey Xiaoxin took it, and then after saying a few words to the girl, she turned around and walked to her car.

At this time, You Mi saw clearly that it turned out that the girl handed Monkey Xiaoxin a household registration book.

What's the situation?

You Mi Brain made up the situation that needs a household registration book: marriage registration, moving, applying for a child's birth permit, registering the child's birth, the child going to kindergarten, going to the first grade of primary school, going to junior high school, going to university, moving the household registration, looking for a job in the hometown, unemployment registration, re-employment, receiving subsistence allowance, buying a house, selling a house, ...... Until he died, he received a cremation certificate and bought a cemetery.

So, what did that girl do with giving her household registration book to Monkey Xiaoxin?

What does it mean for a young girl to give her household registration book to an unmarried man who is not too young?

To get married, of course!

You Mi's mood turned cloudy and overcast in an instant, and there was even a precursor to a thunderstorm.

Hehe, while fastening my seat belt, I got married with someone else's household registration book, what a good show!

When Monkey Xiaoxin got in the car, what he saw was You Mi's constipated face.

"Eating too much and feeling sick to your stomach?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked, and put away the household registration book by the way.

"Nope!" You Mi said indifferently, thinking, you just ate too much, flirt with one and marry another, your appetite is really not small!

This woman's face is the god of Lijiang, she will change when she says it! Monkey Xiaoxin said in his heart.

"Would you like a drink?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi and said in his heart: You are my Venus, even if your face is full of dark clouds now, I will lick my face to please you.

However, You Mi's current mood is already in the early stage of a thunderstorm, not to mention that Monkey Xiaoxin licks his face, even if he licks the chrysanthemum, You Mi will only kill him with lightning.

"No, thank you." You Mi said coldly, I still drink drinks, I am afraid that I can't help but look at you.

"You're coming to Auntie?" Monkey Xiaoxin feels that only when a woman suddenly comes to her aunt, her mood swings will be great.

Hehe, Brother Xiaoxin, your understanding of women is still at the level of junior high school physiology class!

"Huh!" You Mi sneered, I'm hehe, you look like a big aunt.!

"Stained pants?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked down at the position of You Mi's buttocks.

You Mi stared at Monkey Xiaoxin and thought, how much do you want me to come to my aunt?

"You don't need to notify me when you get married, I won't send you red envelopes." You Mi pretended to be calm and thought, even if you rush to give me a bunch of aunt towels, I won't give you a small red envelope of 100 yuan.

"What?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked confused, goddess, I can't keep up with your train of thought.

"Aren't you getting married?" You Mi stared at him.

"Who am I marrying?" Isn't that yet to catch up with you?

"Hmph, I've taken all the household registration books, can I buy a house if I don't get married?" You Mi snorted coldly.

"Uh, that's what you're talking about?" Monkey Xiaoxin took out the household registration book, opened it and handed it to You Mi, "Close relatives can't get married." ”

You Mi took the household registration book, only to see that it read "Monkey Jiawen".

"She's my sister!" Monkey Xiaoxin said speechlessly: "My cousin, can I marry her?" ”

The plot reversed too quickly, and You Mi couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

Watching You Mi look at the household registration book blankly, Monkey Xiaoxin continued: "My cousin, also known as Monkey Jiawen, married a scumbag, and the two quarreled for a long time after marriage, and even beat each other. This time, the scumbag kicked the child in her belly and wiped it out, and she was completely dead and wanted to divorce. However, the scumbag disagreed and hid the marriage certificate and household registration book. Now, the marriage certificate has not been found, but the household registration book has been found, so she asked me to keep the household registration book first. ”

"Oh, I hope she finds a marriage certificate as soon as possible and gets out of the sea of suffering." After speaking, he returned the household registration book to Monkey Xiaoxin.

"I said, how big are your brains? When you see the household registration book, you want to get married, how much you hate to get married! If it weren't for the car, Monkey Xiaoxin really wanted to turn around and poke You Mi's forehead with a "yang finger".

"Mainly the last time I saw her, I watched you accompany her to buy health supplements, thinking she was your new girlfriend." You Mi said truthfully.

"Oh (three times)... So, last time you were hiding in the shadows and peeping on me? Hearing You Mi say this, Monkey Xiaoxin suddenly felt good.

Tell this monkey, is You Mi jealous, or jealous, or jealous?

told the Monkey King that You Mi was indeed jealous, but she didn't realize that she had drunk a whole bottle of Shanxi old vinegar.

"What's the matter, I'm going to go over to say hello to you, how do you know that there are beautiful women around you, think about what if it's your girlfriend, isn't it embarrassing? After all, we used to go on blind dates. When the time comes, how are you going to introduce me? Could it be that this is my previous blind date? You Mi pouted and said.

"Hah... Hahaha... Hahaha! Monkey Xiaoxin laughed, and even the hand holding the steering wheel shook violently.

"Hey, I said, you drive well, I'm not married yet, I don't want to die!" Seeing that Monkey Xiaoxin shook into a sieve, You Mi kindly reminded.

"So want to marry?" Monkey Xiaoxin stopped laughing and looked at You Mi.

"So-so, the main reason is that the people around me are married, Xiao Yu has been divorced once and remarried, and Chen Jie has a second child." You Mi sighed.

"Seeing that everyone else is getting married and having children, that's why you want to get married?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked, thinking, you are not such a superficial person!

"No, if it weren't for me in Sichuan C, under the noses of my parents, but like my cousin, in Sichuan A, the emperor is far away, I wouldn't be in a hurry! Although my cousin is married, she is following the Dink route, which makes her parents angry, but there is nothing she can do about her. "When You Mi thinks of me, she is envious, jealous and hateful.

"Actually, if you're in such a hurry to get married, you might as well consider me, I'm also being urged to marry by my family!" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi, his tone was casual, but his expression was very serious.

Hearing Monkey Xiaoxin's words that seemed to be true or false, You Mi glanced at him, pursed his mouth, and said, "Forget it, we ladyboys have different paths!" ”

"Poofha!" Monkey Xiaoxin laughed again, and he had already left behind him the matter of playing an old cadre of the abstinence department.

He thinks it's better to be yourself. If You Mi doesn't like herself, even if she becomes a white painting, You Mi won't like it.

"Put away that mentally retarded smile and drive well!" You Mi felt that Monkey Xiaoxin smiled like a child, sunny and warm.

Of course, she wouldn't tell him what she really thought.

"Indeed, I'm really a little unworthy of you as a demon." After laughing for a while, Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi with affection in his eyes.

"Hey, I'm human, are you a demon?" Yumi corrected.

"I'm a demon, I'm a monkey at best." As he spoke, he also made a Monkey King's signature move - putting one hand on his forehead and looking into the distance.

"Then how did I become a demon again?" You Mi asked rhetorically.

After Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi from head to toe, he said meaningfully: "A stunning banshee who specializes in sucking men's souls." ”

"Poof! Did I suck your soul? You Mi smiled and looked at Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Suck it, my soul is all in your stomach, and you are responsible for me." Monkey Xiaoxin held his mouth and pretended to be aggrieved.

"Then can't I spit it out now?" You Mi joked.

"It's late... It's already been digested by you and pulled out again......" Monkey Xiaoxin pretended to be sad and shook his head.

"Poofha! Mean, your soul has now turned into a piece of? You Mi laughed.

"My soul can't be recovered, and you're so happy?" Monkey Xiaoxin raised his eyebrows and looked at You Mi with a sad expression.

"What can I do? Are you going to look for it in the septic tank? You Mi laughed.

"Just divide your soul with me in half." Monkey Xiaoxin is colorful.

"My spirit is in me, how can I give it to you?" You Mi continued to act with him.

"It's okay to fall in love with me!" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi, full of affection.