"Aren't you a good person? Why do you want to chase me, and eat me! ”

Zhou slowly looked at the little fat man floating behind him and said.

The little fat man, like countless villains, let out a rude laugh and said, "Stupid woman, if it weren't for you, how could I have been eaten by that monster!" If it weren't for the extreme resentment, how could I not be captured by black and white impermanence? All I have to do is eat you, and I'll be able to turn into a ghost, and then I'll get revenge on that monster! ”

"yes, this ghost can't come out in broad daylight." Zhou slowly wiped the beads of sweat from his face, and finally realized the existence of the sun in the sky.

Sure enough, although the weather was not hot, I was sweating when I was nervous, and I still noticed the key things.

There is a sun in the sky. So, it is impossible to have ghosts during the day.

"What the hell are you!" Zhou slowly stopped suddenly and shouted at the little fat man.

The little fat man saw that Zhou slowly suddenly had such confidence, and he instantly lost his confidence, and said softly: "I'm a ghost!" ”

"A ghost who moves freely in the sun? If you don't have culture, you have to watch more books, and if you don't read books, you have to watch more TV! Gu Heng's mantra was said like that, and Zhou slowly called him unashamed.

The little fat man was also stunned, and then said, "Don't you know that the most powerful ghost can manifest in the sun?" Just like the most powerful zombies can also appear in the sun. ”

"Who told you, which novel says!" Zhou slowly didn't wait for the little fat man to finish speaking, and hurriedly asked.

The little fat man was questioned, and he couldn't find anything to say for a while, so he could only say in a daze: "Which novel, you let me think about it!" ”

"That's not right! You lied to me! ”

The little fat man finally reacted, he is a ghost, not a person, so he doesn't need to refer to novels written by humans.

Seeing the little fat man reacting, Zhou slowly and hurriedly attacked first, saying: "What do you call me lying to you, you have no scientific basis for this!" You see, people haven't said anything about "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", "Classic of Mountains and Seas" and "Sou Shen Ji", so you just made it up. ”

When do you need a reference book when you become a ghost? The little fat man was very puzzled, but he could only continue to say slowly: "What a mess, if you go to the Internet and download a Xianxia novel, you will tell you that ghosts can also appear during the day." ”

"Wait, didn't you just say that the most powerful ghosts can also appear during the day. So, you, a ghost who has just been dead for a long time, are the most powerful? Zhou slowly didn't listen to the little fat man's explanation, and asked directly.

The little fat man was provoked several times, and this time he was also angry, shouting: "I am a ghost!" And it's a ghost! Ghosts are the most powerful ghosts, don't you know? ”

Zhou slowly shook his head and said, "But what you just said is the most powerful ghost." So, you lose. ”

In the face of Zhou slowly messing around like this, it was also this little fat man who was unlucky. He thought about it for a long time, but he could only sulk in place, unable to say a word.

Seeing that the little fat man really had nothing to say, Zhou slowly called out a sigh.

"Sure enough, is this what Gu Heng designed to deceive himself? The whole campus has been made like this, it seems that they are really idle, and these individuals really have too little homework to do. ”

Zhou slowly didn't say much, just picked up the mobile phone in his hand and said to the little fat man: "You have two choices now, first, directly explain clearly, what do you want to do and the causes and consequences, second, I call the police directly, and say that you are crazy and hurt people here." ”

Zhou slowly did want to know what the strange arrangement here was, but she was not interested in knowing more, which meant that if this person didn't take the initiative to explain, she would let him explain to the police uncle.

"Do you want to call the police?" Xue Shuying, who was watching Zhou slowly in the command room on the side, really couldn't stand it and shouted.

Gu Heng glanced at her and said, "So what?" The path she chose for herself would be finished on her knees, wouldn't she? ”

Ah Liu didn't say much here, just pulled Xue Shuying and said, "Don't care, this is a routine rule." Besides, such a big game of chess, I'm not afraid that Zhou will not be fooled. ”

So, do you have to be like this all week long today?

Could it be that the police uncle is on the scene next?

It is said that the little fat man saw that Zhou slowly looked fearless, and he lost his temper in an instant.

He's a demon now, okay! And it's a terrible ghost.

But what kind of attitude is this?

Have you ever seen someone call the police when they see a ghost?

The little fat man immediately pretended to have an even more hateful expression, and said slowly to Zhou: "Do you believe that I ate you immediately?" ”

"Give you three seconds, if you can't eat me, I'll give you a prison meal."

Zhou slowly turned on his mobile phone and continued: "I have recorded what you threatened and intimidated me just now, if you have any repentance, go and tell the police uncle." ”

Seeing that Zhou was so persistent, the little fat man couldn't continue to say anything, he could only stop his fangs and claws, and silently resigned himself to his fate: "Okay, I was wrong, you can call the police directly." I accept my fate. ”

As the little fat man admitted defeat, Zhou slowly finally understood the ugliness of human nature. Isn't it very interesting that these people deceive themselves into this little transparency?

Zhou slowly didn't complain much, just looked at his phone and quietly called the police.

As Zhou slowly called the police, the little fat man said unwillingly: "Where did you find out about me?" ”

"Every little bit, after all, there will be no such stupid ghost as you in the world."

Zhou slowly pointed to his floating body and said, "But, what are you?" How did you get it? ”

The little fat man looked at it and said, "Actually, it's just a hanging thing." As for what you see in my lower body, it's really made by that projector, and as for my upper body, it's really hanging. So, you can't see the light when you catch it. ”

Seeing that the little fat man looked very helpless, but really unaware, Zhou could only sigh and said, "Okay, before the police uncle comes, let's leave quickly." I'll say I'll say I've been thinking about it for a while, and I don't want to pursue you, how about it! ”

Seeing that Zhou was slowly unwilling to pursue it, the little fat man regained his vitality again.

He said to Zhou slowly and timidly, "Thank you!" ”

After saying that, the little fat man didn't know how to do it, and flew away directly from the air at a flying speed.

It seems that there is indeed a non-existent steel cable behind this guy. Zhou sighed slowly.

And just as the little fat man was leaving, Ah Liu looked at Xue Shuying, who was frightened, and said, "What are you afraid of!" I'm telling you, this kind of little thing, of course, I'm going to prepare Plan B. You see, Zhou slowly and definitely was definitely eaten by me. ”

After saying that, Ah Liu snapped his fingers, and a guy in a police uniform appeared within the range of the monitor.

Xue Shuying looked at the policeman and praised, "I said, you are really amazing!" ”

That's not it! Ah Liu gave Xue Shuying a look proudly, and the two of them watched Zhou's slow actions intently.

Zhou slowly watched the first second that the person in the police uniform appeared, and immediately stepped aside.

This guy is really good, and he looks like a policeman in that police uniform. It's just that it's not difficult to get such a uniform. Of course, this is for Gu Heng.

Therefore, today it is really Gu Heng who is evil to rectify himself.

The policeman looked at his phone and said, "You just called the police, right?" ”

The police looked around, and there was no one there, and it was this place. Sure enough, the woman in front of her is 100% likely to call the police.

"Why did you say I called the police?" Zhou slowly asked the policeman.

The police were stunned at first, thinking that the first reaction of ordinary people when they saw the police should not be to directly explain the case.

But at this time, Zhou slowly asked himself, so let's answer.

The policeman thought for a while, pointed around, and said, "Well, I see that there is no one around, if you call the police, you should wait in the same place, so I guess it must be you who called the police." ”

"If the police show up, the first reaction should be, which of you called the police. And not what you say. ”

Zhou slowly stretched out a finger and said unceremoniously: "And your lies are not so clever." ”

When the policeman saw Zhou slowly questioning himself like this, he instantly became angry and said, "Do you think I'm too arbitrary?" I'm telling you, if you don't, I can't help it. Okay, let's follow the procedure, ××× it's your phone number, right? It's always the one who called the police. ”

Zhou nodded slowly and said, "It's amazing, this is indeed my phone number, but you are too confident." What I want to say to you is, you have too many flaws, Mr. Actor. ”

"Actor, what do you mean?" The policeman said and took out something from his pocket, handed it to Zhou to look at slowly, and said, "If you don't believe it, this is my police ID." This should prove that I'm a police officer. ”

Zhou slowly looked at the police ID, then took a photo without hesitation, and said, "I took a picture of this thing for you, and passed it on to the police uncle as evidence." Anyone like you who falsified testimony should be sentenced to several years. ”

Zhou slowly's words directly made the policeman confused.

He took back his police ID and said, "Do you think I'm going to use this thing to trick you?" You're ridiculous. I don't believe you go online to search, is this police ID mine mine? ”

"That's all Baidu Encyclopedia's information, the kind that can be modified at any time." Zhou sighed slowly, saying that the fake policeman in front of him was really too good.

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, Zhou slowly continued: "Do you know where your biggest flaw is? I'll tell you about it for free today. ”

"I'm also drunk when I am considered a fake policeman, so tell me, what is wrong with me?"