Chapter 150: From "Milk Powder Money" to "Dad"
Since moving to the villa, my grandparents and grandparents have come to live in the villa from time to time, just like a vacation.
It may be that there are a lot of people who accompany the little monkey, and he seems to develop mentally faster than children of the same age. For example, when he was less than a year old, he could speak, and his grandparents were screaming.
"Mom! Mom! "After returning from a walk with his grandfather in the morning, as soon as the little monkey saw Youmi, he stretched out his hand and kept calling for his mother.
"Baby, where did grandpa take you to play today?" You Mi took the little monkey from Daddy Monkey's hand, held it in his arms, and began to chat with him.
"Father-in-law." The little monkey said with a smile.
"Is it a park?" You Mi wiped the saliva from his mouth and asked.
"Gong.. Finish. The little monkey grew its mouth and struggled to make the word "park" clear.
"Gong, Garden!" You Mi repeated it word by word.
"Gong.. Garden. The little monkey learned the pronunciation of You Mi and repeated it, although it was very difficult to speak, but at least the pronunciation was standard.
"Yo, the little monkey will talk about the park?" Monkey Xiaoxin, who was about to go to the company, heard the voice of the little monkey as soon as he went out.
"Gurgle... Milk powder money! After seeing Monkey Xiaoxin, the little monkey waved his little hand at Monkey Xiaoxin and said hello.
"Call Daddy, Daddy!" Monkey Xiaoxin hugged the little monkey over and corrected.
"Milk powder money, milk powder money!" It's like deliberately going against Monkey Xiaoxin.,And while shouting, he slapped Monkey Xiaoxin's face.。
"Wife, the little monkey can even call his aunt, but he can't call his father." Monkey Xiaoxin pouted and complained.
"Ahem, it's good to call milk powder money, it's very rich!" You Mi held back a laugh and couldn't help but quip.
"Humph! If you can't call Dad, you won't have any money for milk powder in the future. Monkey Xiaoxin pretended to be angry, and then returned the little monkey to You Mi, turned around and went to the garage.
"Milk powder money!" The little monkey kept waving his little hands and shouted at the monkey Xiaoxin.
"Call Daddy, little monkey, call Daddy." Yumi corrected.
"Milk powder money." It seems that for the little monkey, the "milk powder money" is the father.
"Hahaha! I'm afraid it won't be able to change for a while, I think our little monkey is still a little stubborn. Daddy Monkey laughed beside him.
When the little monkey is more than a year old, it will already run all over the ground, and at that time, it is the most headache for several parents.
Because, if you are not careful, the little monkey will disappear.
"Little monkey! Little monkey, where are you hiding again? "My aunt has been looking in the front yard for a long time, but I can't find the little monkey.
The front yard full of vegetation is a natural peek-a-boo playground, and as long as the little monkeys hide in a certain vegetation, it is estimated that people can find it for a day.
My aunt has been looking for a long time in the green trees and red flowers, and is looking for the backyard with a head full of small flowers and grass.
Except in the summer, the pool is not filled with water, so you don't have to worry about the little monkeys falling into the pool.
The warm sun shone into the glass window next to the Japanese-style courtyard, and the eyes of You Mi, who was reading a book, were weak.
She looked outside with her eyes open, just in time to see a small ass pouting there.
It turned out that the little monkey that my aunt had been looking for for a long time was hiding behind the stone carvings in the Japanese-style courtyard.
The little monkey lay on the ground, stretched out his little head, and when he saw his aunt come again, he quickly retracted his little head.
"Hahaha, so fine, it seems that he has inherited the IQ of Monkey Xiaoxin." You Mi smiled with relief, thinking to herself, it's good that she didn't inherit her IQ.
The little monkey's cleverness is not only manifested in talking early and teasing adults, but also in eating and going to the toilet, which are headaches for adults.
The little monkey, which is not yet two years old, has already learned to eat on its own.
At the beginning, You Mi was also like other mothers, tying a bib to the little monkey, and then holding him and feeding him spoonful by spoonful of complementary food.
But suddenly one day, the little monkey reached out and snatched the spoon from You Mi's hand, and began to scoop the supplementary food in the bowl himself.
"Monkey Xiaoxin, look, my son will eat by himself!" You Mi hurriedly shouted at Monkey Xiaoxin.
"Yo, the little monkey will eat by itself!" Seeing that the little monkey was feeding his complementary food spoonful by spoonful, Monkey Xiaoxin also felt very surprised.
"Why don't you buy a children's chair and let him learn to eat by himself?" You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin and asked.
"Good! When he learns to eat on his own, you'll have some peace of mind. Monkey Xiaoxin said with a smile.
So, when the little monkey was less than two years old, he had his own special table and chair.
Whenever the whole family has a meal, the little monkey's children's chair will be placed between You Mi and Monkey Xiaoxin, and then put a small bowl and spoon for him, and then tie a bib for him to scoop up the supplementary food to eat.
At first, the little monkey was still a little unaccustomed to it, and as he ate, he scooped the bowl to the ground.
"Mom, Wanwan." Every now and then, the little monkey will pout and look at You Mi pitifully.
"Mom will wash the dishes for you, and then give them to the little monkey to eat, okay?" You Mi picked up the bowl and said to the little monkey.
"Good!" Hearing You Mi say this, the little monkey smiled and waved the small spoon with a look of anticrisy.
When the bowl filled with complementary food is placed in front of the baby monkey again, the little monkey will carefully scoop the complementary food inside. However, as you scoop and scoop, the bowl will still move outward.
"Little monkey, stretch out your left hand." Seeing that the bowl was about to be put on the ground by the little monkey again, Monkey Xiaoxin hurriedly held the bowl down.
"Left hand?" The little monkey looked at Monkey Xiaoxin with a confused expression.
"Left hand." Monkey Xiaoxin picked up the little monkey's left hand, and then gently held it in the small bowl.
"Hold a bowl in your left hand and a spoon in your right hand." Monkey Xiaoxin gave a demonstration to the little monkey.
"Left hand... Bowl, right hand... Spoon. "The little monkey is now learning and selling.
"That's right, baby is so smart, Bo'er!" Seeing the little monkey learn so quickly, Yumi happily took a sip on his face.
"Giggles!" After being complimented, the little monkey was also very happy, and with a smile he finished eating the supplementary food, except for eating all over his face, bib and table, the small bowl finally did not fall.
Since then, the little monkey began to eat by himself, and while eating, he also had to observe what his parents were eating, and sometimes when he was greedy, he had to push the bowl over and let You Mi or Monkey Xiaoxin give him some dishes for adults to eat.
"Mom. Vegetable dishes. Seeing that You Mi was eating fried broccoli, the little monkey became greedy, pushed the small bowl to You Mi's side, and said with a drool.
"Broccoli." After You Mi put a small broccoli in the little monkey's bowl, she taught him to pronounce these three words.
"IV. Orchid... Hair. The little monkey struggled to learn it.
"West, orchid, flower." You Mi repeated it word for word.
"West . . Orchid. "The little monkey repeated it again and learned.
"Call Daddy, Daddy will give you broccoli too." Monkey Xiaoxin took the opportunity to also clip a small broccoli and dangled it in front of the little monkey.
"Milk powder money, giggles..."The little monkey still only calls for milk powder money, and laughs every time he finishes calling, it feels like he is teasing Monkey Xiaoxin.
"Milk powder money, oh no, Dad is angry, you don't have any broccoli to eat." As he spoke, Monkey Xiaoxin pretended to be angry and ate the broccoli into his mouth.
"Milk powder money, giggles," the little monkey continued to laugh and slap the table.
"Wife, I think my son is deliberately angry with me." Monkey Xiaoxin pouted and complained.
"Haha, if that's the case, it means that the little monkey is very smart, and he is so young, he knows how to make his father happy." Yumi quipped with a smile.
"I don't care, the debt will be repaid, and if there is no money, I will pay the meat, and I will have to play the game of train through the cave at least twice tonight to compensate for my hurt heart!" Monkey Xiaoxin played tricks.
"Scoundrel plus gadfly!" You Mi gave him a blank look.
"Milk-free, cluck!" The little monkey is learning to talk again.
When the little monkey was more than two years old, he learned to pull the poop by himself, so Monkey Xiaoxin specially bought a few children's toilets and put them in different bathrooms.
On this day, the little monkey who was playing with the building blocks with Monkey Xiaoxin suddenly said that he had a stomachache and wanted to poop, and then he twisted his little butt and ran into the bathroom in the living room.
Knowing that the little monkey would pull the poop by himself, Monkey Xiaoxin didn't care about him, and began to take out his mobile phone to play, just waiting for the little monkey to say that he was done, and then went in to wipe his ass.
While playing, Monkey Xiaoxin suddenly asked and smelled a poop smell.
Did the little monkey have a bad stomach? Why is the smell coming from the toilet to the outside?
With such doubts, Monkey Xiaoxin got up and walked towards the toilet.
"One, two, three..."
I saw that the little monkey was counting and pulling the poop from the toilet to the living room one by one.
But that's not the point, the point is that whether it's the size of the poops or the spacing between the poops, it's almost exactly the same.
"Oh my God, little monkey, did you calculate it?" Monkey Xiaoxin was surprised.
"What's wrong? It stinks! "You Mi was also attracted by the smell.
"Oh my God, little monkey, how did you pull the poop out of the toilet." You Mi covered her mouth and said in surprise.
"Wife, please don't pay attention to these details, you see, have you noticed what kind of relationship exists between these poops?" Monkey Xiaoxin pulled You Mi and asked.
"Sibling relationship?" You Mi said.
"NONO, DIDN'T YOU NOTICE THAT THESE POOPS ARE ALMOST THE SAME SIZE AND SPACING? It's like it's been calculated. Monkey Xiaoxin said.
"Well, when you say that, it seems like that." At this time, You Mi found that after the little monkey squatted in one place and finished pulling the poop, he would look at the back, calculate the approximate spacing, and then go to the same spacing place to pull another lump, and the size of the poop pulled out was almost exactly the same as the previous one.
Does the little monkey have obsessive-compulsive disorder?
"Little monkey, where did you learn how to pull the poop so neatly?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked with a smile.
"Daddy!" The little monkey said.
"What? You're saying it again, what was it just called? Monkey Xiaoxin said in surprise.
"Daddy! I learned it from my father! "The little monkey said it more clearly and standardly this time.
"Monkey Xiaoxin, when have you ever performed a lapa in front of the little monkey?" You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin with a little disgust and asked.
"Don't worry about these details, okay? He just called me Daddy! Monkey Xiaoxin said excitedly, he felt like he was going to cry.
After more than two years, he finally changed from "milk powder money" to "dad"!