As the saying goes, love makes a woman more beautiful, and it is not wrong to use this on You Mi, even though she is already a big beauty.

Since the relationship with Song Xiaojian was confirmed, You Mi's face was full of sweet smiles every day, as bright as chrysanthemums in full bloom.

Even my aunt couldn't help but YY and said: Could it be that the good thing between You Mi and Fat Xiang is near, and he is going to be his father-in-law?

I'm sorry, Daddy, Fat Xiang has become a little cheap.

In addition, Yumi actually turned white!

Yes, you read that right, she really turned white. This black beauty, who always looks like she has just returned from a vacation in Sanya, actually faded her wheat-colored skin and turned millet white.

Of course, she naturally doesn't attribute her whitening to falling in love, but to the pile of expensive whitening masks.

Since the relationship, she has had to wear a mask almost every night.

In the middle of the night, the three watches, the rice with a cloak and a white mask always dangled around the house. (Woo......oooooo I'll go in with a little bit of sound)

One night, my aunt got up to pee, but was scared back by You Mi, who was wearing a black robe and nightdress, with messy hair and a miserable white mask.

"You... What do you look like? I don't sleep in the middle of the night, and I pretend to be a woman here... Witch! "My aunt wanted to talk about female ghosts, but I didn't think it was good, so I changed my words.

Auntie, she's not pretending to be a witch, she's pretending to be a faceless person!

After being scolded by his aunt, You Mi applied the mask very low-key. Every time I put the mask on the bathroom, I shrank back and flashed back to the bedroom at a fast speed.

From a faceless man wandering around, he has become a faceless man hiding in Tibet.

"Lao You, we don't have anything dirty in our house, right?" Lately, my aunt has been seeing a dark shadow floating in front of her, and then disappearing in a flash.

"What's dirty?" My aunt was stunned.

"It's just... Ghosts. "My aunt thought she had seen a ghost.

"That's your daughter!" Daddy rolled his eyes.

Soon after confirming the relationship with You Mi, Song Xiaojian introduced You Mi to his colleagues.

"My sister-in-law is so familiar." The one who spoke was the pimple-ridden policeman Didi who pointed out You Mi to Song Xiaojian at the beginning.

"Hahaha, we saw it at the police station, the case of pouring small trisulfuric acid and cutting off my husband JJ, I came to assist in the investigation." You Mi was quite impressed by this policeman Didi, after all, the stars in the sky were all on his face.

Every time I see this policeman Didi, You Mi can't help but hum in her heart: The stars light up my future......

"It turns out... It's you! "I regret it at the beginning, I really shouldn't have pointed out this big beauty to my boss, the boss looked at it, and he saw it as his girlfriend.

After lighting a row of candles for himself in his heart, he held back his tears and stretched out his hand to Youmi.

"My name is Wu Di, please take care of my sister-in-law in the future."

"Take care of the head! Do you want Yumi to help you catch the criminal? Song Xiaojian patted Wu Di's head.

"Hehe, sister-in-law is so beautiful, can she illuminate our way of justice." Wu Di smiled stupidly.

In fact, you can illuminate it yourself, after all, there are stars on your face, You Mi muttered in her heart.

You Mi was originally a self-acquaintance, and after getting acquainted with Song Xiaojian's colleagues, he became familiar with them.

In addition to maintaining peace on the earth, they also built the Great Wall and became the repairers of another Great Wall that they saw from outer space.

You Mi, who became a police wife, naturally joined the team of building the Great Wall.

As the saying goes, if you gamble proudly in love, the casino will inevitably be disappointed.

"As the saying goes, it's really good!" After Wu Di lit Song Xiaojian's eighth shot, he felt more and more that this sentence was very correct.

Song Xiaojian, who was fired one after another, became more and more upset the more he fought. After being ordered by Wu Di, Song Xiaojian decided to quit mahjong.

After quitting mahjong, Song Xiaojian watched TV at home with You Miwo when he was fine.

Although he is a native of Shancheng, he also has an old house in Zigong, which was assigned by his grandparents when they worked in Zigong.

You can do whatever you want in your own house, and as soon as the curtains are drawn, you can study the anatomy of the human body together.

It's just that there is always a gap between ideas and reality.

No, the two of them are nesting on the sofa to catch up on the drama again.

You Mi is like a mouse, "chattering" and eating several packets of potato chips.

Song Xiaojian, on the other hand, was a little absent-minded, a piece of potato chips had been in his hand for almost half an hour, and the potato chips were still the original potato chips.

Potato chips are under a lot of psychological pressure, do you want to eat me, or do you want to fall in love with me? If you look at me like this, I'm going to be a fossilized potato chip.

"What's wrong?" You Mi found that the potato chip in Song Xiaojian's hand seemed to be the same as before.

Seeing that several bags of potato chips were finished by herself, she looked at the potato chips in Song Xiaojian's hand and swallowed her saliva.

"Huh?" Song Xiaojian suddenly came back to his senses, and his fingers were forced.

"Click!"

The chips are crumbled......

Potato chips: woowoo......

Yumi: Boom......

"Potato chips, are you gone?" You Mi pouted, and looked at Song Xiaojian expectantly.

"Well, it seems to be gone, do you still want to eat? I'll go downstairs and buy it for you now. Song Xiaojian patted the potato chip residue on his hand.

"Mmmm, if you want barbecue flavor, and steak flavor, buy a few more bags." You Mi nodded vigorously, not forgetting to lick the residue on his hands.

After Song Xiaojian left, You Mi tossed a few potato chip pockets on the table again, poured all the residues into his mouth, and then lay back on the sofa with satisfaction and continued to lie down.

Youmi, are you here to eat potato chips or to fall in love?

Song Xiaojian came to the commissary downstairs, selected a few packs of potato chips that You Mi wanted, took a few bottles of drinks, and some other miscellaneous snacks, surrounded by a large bag of loot, and went to the counter to check out.

When the clerk buried himself in the settlement, Song Xiaojian inadvertently saw the condoms on the shelves behind the clerk.

The devil sent the god to the ground, and he wanted to reach for it.

"This is our new condom, ultra-thin lubricated type, do you want a box?" The clerk saw Song Xiaojian's thoughts.

"Well, no, I'll take a look." Song Xiaojian touched his nose.

Hey, I've been with You Mi for almost two months, except for pulling a little hand and hugging a small waist, I haven't even kissed Xiaozuer, let alone playing the game of train drilling caves.

Whenever he secretes a large amount of hormones, and the little brother wants to hold his head high, he is often silenced by You Mi's words or actions.

One night, he drove You Mi home, the night was dark and the wind was high and the night was murderous, no, it was the night when the night was dark and the wind was high and the night was high, just right to play a game where I knocked you down, and you covered your face and shouted "Ya Yan Butterfly".

So, he parked his car in a corner.

"Hey, why did you park your car next to the garbage depot?" Of course, You Mi is familiar with her own community, and of course, there is also the familiar smell of sour garbage.

"Uh, really?" There was no way, Song Xiaojian moved the car again, and they couldn't let their first kiss be accompanied by the smell of garbage.

So, he moved the car to another corner.

After confirming that it was not a garbage depot next to it and that it was not in an illegal parking position, Song Xiaojian leaned over and approached Youmi.

"Youmi, I want to talk to you." Song Xiaojian deliberately lowered his voice to show off his slightly magnetic voice.

"Is it okay to talk tomorrow? I'm so sleepy. Yumi yawned.

"Just a minute." Officer Song, are you sure you can knock You Mi down and kiss him in one minute?

"Okay." Yumi rubbed the corners of her eyes that were watering with tears from yawning.

Seeing that You Mi did not object, and showed the posture of Ren Jun, Song Xiaojian's little brother raised his head again.

He slowly approached Youmi, slowly leaned down, and slowly closed his eyes......

"Oops!" You Mi exclaimed.

"What's wrong?" Song Xiaojian opened his eyes, and the little brother wilted again.

"Your shirt is torn, here." You Mi pointed to the location of Song Xiaojian's armpit, where there was a crack.

"Forehead ......" Isn't it just that the clothes are torn, and you can use such a fuss?

Officer Song, You Mi is a Virgo.

It was another night when the wind was high, Song Xiaojian didn't drive, but walked to send You Mi home.

When she came downstairs to You Mi, Song Xiaojian put her arm around You Mi and took her to the corner.

I'm going to kiss it, Song Xiaojian muttered in his heart.

Is he going to kiss me? You Mi muttered in her heart.

So, the two closed their eyes one after another.

Just as the two mouths were about to meet, a discordant voice appeared.

"Fourth Brother You, how is your luck today?"

"Not bad, not bad, hehe."

It's my aunt!

You Mi immediately opened his eyes, grabbed the clothes on Song Xiaojian's chest, turned around, and pushed Song Xiaojian to the dark place in the corner.

"It's my dad, I'll go first!" You Mi quickly left the scene, ignoring Song Xiaojian's face, which was darker than the night.

"Dad, are you done playing mahjong?" You Mi walked up to her aunt like no one.

You Mi never told her aunt that her boyfriend had changed from Fat Xiang to Xiao Cheap, after all, her aunt liked Fat Xiang very much, so he was worried that he would not be able to accept Xiao Xiao for a while.

Recalling the past few failed kissing experiences, Song Xiaojian carried a large bag of snacks and cheered himself up a few times in his heart, planning to knock You Mi down after returning home, and then kiss him fiercely to pay tribute to the little brother who has been defeated many times.

"Yikes! You've bought so many snacks. Before Song Xiaojian could knock You Mi down, You Mi pounced.

Of course, not to knock him down, but to lift him through his pocket, put it on the coffee table and rummage through it.

Song Xiaojian supported his forehead.

"Bang!" Yumi rudely ripped open a bag of potato chips, reached out and grabbed a few slices, and chewed them heavily.

Song Xiaojian held his forehead again.

Song Xiaojian sat on the sofa helplessly, picked up a bottle of deliciousness, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and poured it into his mouth with a "gurgling".

"If you drink slowly, it's easy to choke." You Mi glanced at Song Xiaojian, who was gulping Coke.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem!" Sure enough, I choked.

"Look, I'm choking." You Mi looked at Song Xiaojian with an expression of "I knew it would be like this".

Thank you! Song Xiaojian put down the deliciousness, lay back on the sofa, and stared at the TV screen boredly.

"Click"

In addition to the sound on the TV, the sound of rice eating potato chips in the room is the sound of swimming rice and eating potato chips.

Suddenly, the sound of eating potato chips was gone.

Song Xiaojian turned his head to look at You Mi and found that You Mi had finished solving a bag of potato chips, and was sucking the residue on it finger by finger.

Watching You Mi's clove tongue licking around on his fingers, Song Xiaojian felt that his mouth was dry again.

He wished that he was one of those ten fingers!

After licking his fingers clean, You Mi took a bottle of drink and drank it contentedly.

"What do you think I'm doing?" You Mi found that Song Xiaojian was staring at him, and he kept swallowing saliva.

"How does it taste?" Song Xiaojian looked at You Mi's lips and then at her fingers.

"Well, it's not bad, would you like to try it?" As he spoke, You Mi licked her lips.

"Yes!" Song Xiaojian's hormones erupted again, and the little brother also had a tendency to raise his head.

"Here you go, steak flavor." You Mi handed a bag of potato chips to Song Xiaojian.

Girl, it's not potato chips that I want to try, it's you!