Chapter 647: Virtual Little Loach
After that, he glanced at the faceless face that turned green in an instant, and said a little shyly: "The little loach is fine as long as it is useful, isn't it, you have made your virtual brother too big, but it is not matched." ”
Shameless: "......!!! ”
At this moment, as Nangong Jin, he really wanted to become Brother Roaring again. However, Wuyan swallowed this anger alive.
But this time, even if he was faceless, he couldn't help but completely blacken his face, and responded with some gritted teeth: "This is my length!" Whether it's a small loach or not, you'll find out if you try it. ”
After that, with a little negative anger, with a wave of his hand, he retreated from the clothes of a little woman who could be angry even at this moment, and stepped forward directly.
"Ah, it hurts—"
Even if Lu Xiaoxiao's endurance is first-class, every time she can get something for nothing, no matter how much it hurts, she can bear it. But...... Is this love love okay dear?
Although it was not the first time for her, although not only was it not the first time, but she also gave birth to a child. But after giving birth to a child, she immediately drank the spring of life and recovered the wounds and physical strength of her lower body. And it's been more than three years since she gave birth, and she hasn't had anything like that once in the past three years. Although the following does not say that the closure is as good as ever, it is not much better than the first time.
Hearing Lu Xiaoxiao's painful exclamation, Wuyan instantly became reluctant, and the light kiss fell like raindrops, and said, "Be good, bear with me, it will pass in a while." ”
Lu Xiaoxiao is not a hypocritical person, she just thinks that thing is really too big, if it is smaller, it won't hurt so much, and nodded obediently: "Hmm." But...... But I was in a bit of pain, and they said it would be fine a second time. You...... Can you make the virtual brother the size of Jin first, and then make the virtual brother bigger next time? ”
The shameless person who tried the joy of fish and water for the first time in his life, just tried the beauty of his home, and was ready to enjoy it, when he suddenly heard this words, he instantly stiffened.
suppressed the soul that had already gone berserk, and said quite reservedly: "Xiaoxiao, I am a human being, although I have no soul at the moment, I am already a real flesh-and-blood person." The ones who are playing with my sister now are our brothers, not virtual brothers. I see? ”
Lu Xiaoxiao blinked pitifully: "It's not virtual? ”
Wuyan took a deep breath, and even forced out a smile as if he could squeeze toothpaste: "Of course it's not virtual." He will be with you every day in the future, forever. ”
"That'...... When you meet for the first time, can you let your brother be a little more reserved? ”
"How subtle?" Wuyan asked anxiously.
"It's just that you get thinner and shorter first, and when I get used to it, then what?"
suppressed some kind of roar, and asked shamelessly: "Xiaoxiao, we are literate women, don't talk nonsense." You used to watch TV, whose brother can shrink and get bigger at will? ”
"But you're not an ordinary person, you're a god!" Lu Xiaoxiao is straightforward.
When Wuyan heard this, he knelt down directly, and said in a voice that he hadn't even noticed, and was almost trembling: "Xiaoxiao, immortals can't shrink and grow at will." ”
Lu Xiaoxiao pursed her mouth and said aggrievedly: "Okay then." ”
Wuyan exhaled a cloudy breath and continued to start. Who knew that a certain woman under her body muttered: "I thought that the gods were omnipotent and could be stretched and shortened at will." ”
Shameless: "!! ”
For some reason, after listening to Lu Xiaoxiao's words, he suddenly remembered a set of very magical QQ emojis on Lu Xiaoxiao's previous computer.
It was a very magical, very lewd cartoon doll, with his hands on his hips, and the brothers under him soared countless times longer than his body, giving out a lewd smile.
The doll expressions in this set of emojis are all the same, except that his brother has a straight line extension, a wavy shape, and a rotation type...... And so on.
Wuyan suddenly felt that his heart hurt.
He knew it was the rhythm of his family's soul being so depressed that it wanted to squirt blood.
So Wuyan no longer imagined these pictures, nor did he speak, his heart sank, and he concentrated on his work.
Sunshine, lawns, wooden houses, streams, flowers, birdsong......
In this fairytale house, Wuyan and Lu Xiaoxiao are like princes and princesses in fairy tale books, spending their real wedding night.
The beautiful scenery became their witnesses, and although there was no lively ceremony, such a picture was truly perfect.
However, on the top of the snow-capped mountains far, far away, in the secret room of a cold palace almost made of ice, Nangong Jin was really drunk.
It's the first time!
This is not only the first time for Wuyan, but also his first time! (The last time I was forced by Lu Xiaoxiao at the foot of Yulei Mountain, it doesn't count!) )
Nima –
Do these two people dare to be a little less cheating?
Lu Xiaoxiao, you are really good!
Your first time, you didn't even wait for this king and Wuyan to merge together!
……
Nangong Jin was angry for a long time, and silently read a sentence in his heart: This king hates you!
But after saying that, he felt that his brother was getting better.
Looking at the palace maids standing with their backs to him, Nangong Jin wanted to cover her face.
Do you dare to pit a little more?
Since it is the same as the feeling of no face, it is ...... So he's fully committed to it now.
But the brother towered so high, and still trembled, in case one of the palace maids turned around and saw ......
And if Lan Ruobing sees it......
Ay!!
After sighing countless times, Nangong Jin finally surrendered unconditionally.
Lu Xiaoxiao has a lot of pits, he has been married for so long, he has long been used to it. If this woman doesn't cheat, he won't get used to it.
It's just that he didn't expect his spirit to be so pitiful.
is very clear about his situation, knows how dangerous he is, and wants to commit crimes against the wind. What is the difference between this pit and the pit itself?
Since Lingqi doesn't feel a pit, or even if he feels a pit, he would rather die in the pit at the moment, what else can he say?
Anyway, it's the same person, and pit him is equal to pit himself, so pit is pitted.
Fortunately, he can feel all the shameless feelings, and he can't say that he can only look at it but not eat it.
The corners of Nangong Jin's lips raised slightly.
Because at this moment, he could feel his cheating father's dashing completely, her hair, her contours, her skin, her weight, and even her gradually heavy and urgent breathing, he could feel it all.
Time passed minute by minute, and the two people on the bed gradually got better, seeing that a small boat riding the wind and waves was ready to meet its first huge high tide, who knows, Lan Ruobing's voice sounded outside the door of the dark prison of the Cloud Palace.