Chapter 146: What about the little princess who said yes
"Maternal force!" The doctor shouted.
"Hmm..."Yumi felt like she had done what she had done in the morning.
She felt that her whole body hurt, and she had no strength to do so, but whenever she wanted to be deflated, the doctor would play the role of a cheerleader and start cheering herself up.
You Mi smiled, thinking that if the doctor was a little younger, he could take off this doctor's robe and put on a cheerleader uniform.
"Mother, you have the strength to laugh, why don't you have the strength to exert yourself?" The doctor said with a smile.
As soon as she looked up, she saw Yu Mi smirking alone, without the slightest hint of nervousness or pain.
"Hmm... I'm afraid I'll push too hard, so I'll rush out of the poop! You Mi couldn't help but say.
"It's okay, you just have to show your strength to poop, which child wasn't born with his mother's poop?" The doctor quipped.
"Then since you have said so, if I don't pull some poop on the head of our little princess, I will be a little sorry for that sentence." You Mi said.
"What's that?" The doctor felt that Youmi's mentality was very good, so he planned to talk to her while letting her give birth to the child smoothly.
"Ma Ma is pulling you up with a handful of and pee!" You Mi shouted in a crying voice.
"Hahaha!" The doctors and nurses around them started laughing.
"Be steady, we're angels in white!" The doctor reminded.
"Hmm... Come on! Subsequently, You Mi also began to cheer herself up, she didn't want to have a day and a night!
"That's right, maternity, that's it, keep it!" The doctor continued to shout.
Outside the delivery room, everyone was also anxiously waiting, seeing that almost three hours had passed, and there was still no movement.
"Chen Jie, how long did it take you to give birth to the boss?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at Chen Jie and asked.
"I was young, I was born quickly, and it took less than eight hours to go from breaking the amniotic water to giving birth to the eldest one." Chen Jie recalled.
"Eight hours is fast! When should You Mi be born? Monkey Xiaoxin scratched his hair and said with some irritation.
"I'm longer!" Xiao Yu then said.
"Don't say it! You're even more terrifying. Monkey Xiaoxin immediately interrupted Xiao Yu's words, he didn't want to hear anything more negative.
"I'll go out and breathe!" With that, Monkey Xiaoxin walked outside.
"I'll go with him." Fat Xiang also followed out.
"What's wrong, you're stressed?" Fat Xiang patted Monkey Xiaoxin's shoulder and said.
"Hey, why can't men have children?" Monkey Xiaoxin sighed and looked at the night sky in the distance.
"I also hope that men can have children, so that at least one of me and Da Ou can be a mother!" Fat Xiang said with a smile.
"That.. If a man can give birth, do you plan to give birth to Daou in the next life, or do you give birth to it yourself? Monkey Xiaoxin looked at Fat Xiang and said curiously.
"I'll live in the next life, Da Ou is more afraid of pain, and his psychological quality has never been as good as mine." Fat Xiang thought about it and said.
"True love!" Monkey Xiaoxin gave Fat Xiang a thumbs up.
"If a man can give birth, would you be willing to give birth instead of You Misheng?" Fat Xiang looked at Monkey Xiaoxin and asked.
"You know, I've had dreams like this the night before our wedding." Subsequently, Monkey Xiaoxin began to tell Fat Xiang about the dream he had the night before the wedding.
"Ahh Little monkey, come out quickly, it's going to be dawn! You Mi continued to shout in the delivery room, her voice already a little hoarse.
"Doctor, now.. Now I'm going to. Eat chocolate, also.. Is it still too late? Yumi asked weakly.
"Wait!" As he spoke, the doctor looked at a nurse and said, "Ask the family to bring in a piece of chocolate, it's not too big, it's better to eat it in one bite." ”
"Okay." The nurse then went out.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? After watching the nurse come out, everyone gathered around, thinking that something had happened to Youmi.
"The mother wants to eat chocolate, is the family prepared? It should not be too big, it can be eaten in one bite. The nurse said.
"I've got it here!" Chen Jie broke a piece of chocolate into small pieces and handed it to the nurse.
"How's my daughter doing?" The aunt looked at the nurse and asked nervously.
"It's good, it's a good mentality." The nurse smiled, took the chocolate, and turned back to the delivery room.
"Good mentality?" My aunt chewed on those four words.
"It means that our daughter hasn't been delirious yet!" My aunt quipped.
"Hahaha, too, she didn't cry when she fell from a tree before, I thought her pain nerves were not developed enough, but later I learned that she had a reflex arc that was too long." Xiao Yu laughed.
"That's right! And the skin thief is thick, and she has been criticized by the teacher for a long time, and I don't see her come back and cry, I sometimes think that You Mi was born with the wrong gender. My aunt also began to talk about the troubles of You Mi when she was a child.
When Monkey Xiaoxin released the pressure and returned to the door of the delivery room with Fat Xiang, he heard everyone laughing there and counting all kinds of troubles about Youmi.
"Do you know why the little rabbit is sometimes called Youmi Immortal?" My aunt looked at everyone and asked.
"I haven't heard of it!" Monkey Xiaoxin said.
"Then she must not have told you, because it was her big trouble, hahaha." My aunt laughed, and then told everyone about the shape of the flying fairy who stepped on the ceiling of his grandmother's house and fell down from above, while being wrapped in a mosquito net and made into a dumpling.
"Hahaha, hasn't the little rabbit witnessed all kinds of troubles about You Mi since he was a child?" After listening, Monkey Xiaoxin couldn't help but ask.
"Yes, and the little rabbit digs a pit for You Mi all the year round, and You Mi jumps down happily." My aunt quipped.
"But, fortunately, our girl has long legs, and she has never been hit by the pit dug by the rabbit." Daddy continued to quip.
In the delivery room, after eating chocolate, You Mi seemed to feel a feeling, and then forced.
"Poof!"
A lump of poop flew out of the chrysanthemum of Youmi, but fortunately, the doctors and nurses had already trained the experience of dodging the poop, and one by two hurriedly dodged to the side, successfully dodging the raid of the poop.
"Oops, sorry! Poop is chocolate-colored, right? You Mi asked.
"Yes, and it smells of chocolate." The doctor said.
"Hmm... I felt that after the poop was pulled out, my whole body was a lot lighter, and my strength seemed to be back. After saying that, You Mi began to work hard again.
"Uh-huh, come on, I seem to see the baby's hair." The doctor said.
"Really? Do you have a lot of hair? You Mi asked.
"Well, I only see a little bit, so you have to work harder!" The doctor encouraged.
"Okay, little monkey, give Ma Ma power, ah!" You Mi exerted another force.
"Okay, see the hair, push harder!" The doctor said excitedly.
"Do you have a lot of hair? Is there hair on the top of the head? Or the Mediterranean? Yumi asked eagerly.
"It's not much, but it's dark, there's hair on the top of the head, rest assured, it's not the Mediterranean." The doctor said.
"Your husband is not Mediterranean, why are you worried about this?" Subsequently, the doctor couldn't help but be curious.
"But my dad is Mediterranean, I'm not afraid of intergenerational inheritance!" You Mi muttered.
"Hahaha, okay, keep up the good work!" The doctor breathed again.
"Little monkey, come on!" Yumi shouted.
You Mi found that the more he went to the back, the more he felt unmotivated, but when he thought that the little monkey's hair had come out, if he didn't give birth to him again, it might cause suffocation.
What should I do? It's overwhelming!
"What's wrong with the mother? Hurry up, the baby's head is coming out a little. The doctor looked at You Mi and asked.
"I... I'm here.. Gather strength. You Mi said weakly.
"Okay, take a deep breath, take a deep breath!" The doctor demonstrated to You Mi, and You Mi also took deep breaths.
"Hahaha......ha
You Mi, you have to come on!
"Ahh Accumulating all the strength, Yumi broke out again with a burst of screams, and used the power of pulling the poop when he was constipated, one forced.
"Poof!"
"Wow!"
With the high-speed splashing of poop, the little monkey also came to the world smoothly.
"It's raw, hahaha!" The doctor hugged the little monkey and laughed.
"Is the little princess okay?" You Mi asked weakly, wanting to look up at the little monkey, but unfortunately he didn't have the strength anymore.
"Little princess? It's the little prince. With that, the doctor hugged the little monkey in front of You Mi and pointed out the little JJ to You Mi.
"Nani? Okay, little princess! You Mi said with a sad face.
Yumi feels like those pink princess dresses and dolls are moving away from her......
Don't go, don't go, the little prince can also wear a princess dress and hold a doll! You Mi kept shouting in her heart.
"Congratulations to the family, I gave birth, I am a leader." The nurse came out and said.
"Great!" Dad said happily.
"I'll just say that You Mi must have been born faster than the two of us, you see, less than six hours have passed." Chen Jie said happily.
"Xiang, we have another godson." Da Ou's tears were all covered, and he was more excited than the one who became a father.
"Xiaoxin, what's wrong?" Mother Monkey poked Monkey Xiaoxin, who was standing there, and asked.
"Is it a son?" Monkey Xiaoxin said.
"Yes!" Mother Monkey said.
"Hey, Youmi is probably going to be disappointed." Monkey Xiaoxin sighed.
So, when the baby monkey was born, everyone was very happy except for his own poop and mama.
"Monkey Xiaoxin, why does our little princess have more than a little JJ? Is there a mistake? You Mi said with a pout.
"Well, it should be right, didn't it come out with your poop?" Monkey Xiaoxin said.
When they first saw the little monkey, they saw that the doctor was wiping him down.
"Why are you covered in poop?" Daddy Monkey asked, holding on to the frame of his glasses.
"The mother gives birth to the child while pulling the poop." The doctor explained.
"Ahem, it's really a good idea to have a baby!" My aunt quipped.
"Monkey Xiaoxin, are you disappointed? The little princess has become a little prince. You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin and said.
"No, the little prince is also very good, you can watch anime and play games with me in the future, and I can also teach him to code." Monkey Xiaoxin said truthfully.
"That's good, hey, no matter the son or daughter, as long as they are healthy." You Mi smiled and said with emotion, thinking to himself, he used his strength to pull him out, oh no, he was born, and he must grow up healthy and healthy in the future.
"Well, our children, it will definitely be healthy." As he spoke, Monkey Xiaoxin lowered his head and kissed You Mi lightly on the forehead.
"Monkey Xiaoxin, congratulations, you became a poop." You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin and said with a smile.
"You Mi, congratulations, you became a Ma Ma." Monkey Xiaoxin also said with a smile, and then lowered his head and kissed You Mi's lips.
The two of them are there and you and me, and they seem to have forgotten the most crucial characters.
"Wow, ahhhh