Chapter 302: Dirty
Relatively speaking, in the bedroom, it's really clean, I took the demon mirror out of the bedroom, and took pictures of various places in his house, which is okay, I regretted it after the photo, on the floor, on the wall, on all kinds of furniture, covered with black handprints and footprints, there is almost no empty space, but the study with the computer is relatively clean. The bedroom, the study, both places are clean, and the rest is so "dirty", why is that?
"Shen Hao, this, my family is like this, how can I clean it up?" Looking at the things in the demon mirror, it was really a little shocking, and Deng Long's mouth was open enough to almost stuff an egg into it.
"Don't worry, it's just that it's not as serious as you think." I asked Deng Long to take a bowl from the kitchen, filled it with water, then took out a tainted talisman from his bag, raised his hand, lit the talisman paper, and threw it into the water bowl. The rune paper containing spiritual power still burned for a while after being thrown into the water bowl before slowly extinguishing and turning into pieces of ash, and finally, it was completely integrated into the water, and there was no trace of the rune paper.
I took the water bowl and came to the southernmost balcony of the house, and jumped at my feet, while using my fingers to flick the water in the bowl around, while chanting: "Yuan Shi'an Town, tell all souls." Yue is a true official, and the land is only a spirit. The left and the right are not to be alarmed. Return to the right path, internal and external clarification. Each is in a safe position, guarding the altar and court. Tai Shang is destined to hunt down evil spirits. Protector God King, defend chanting. The Avenue of Refuge, Yuan Henry Zhen. This passage, called the Andi Shen Mantra, generally refers to Taoists reciting it when they are closing the altar, going to the temple, or going out to do things. It is intended to make the gods of the land in the realm of Yue desecrate each place in their respective positions, guard the mandala, and defend the chanting. Combined with my Broken Talisman, it can play a role in removing the residual yin qi in the room.
But I have to say that in the future, if any house needs to ask me to get rid of yin qi, my brother must charge according to the square, Yu Bu's footwork, limping and jumping, jumping after his house of about 150 square meters, I feel that my feet and neck are going to break.
Deng Long watched me stumble around the room, and couldn't help, so he could only sit next to him, until I finally finished dancing, and then hurriedly lit a cigarette and handed it to me, and said hard work in his mouth. "Shen Hao, is this okay?" While asking, he picked up the demon mirror and looked around, "Why do I think that there are faint black shadows in many places?" Do you still need to jump? ”
"No, no, I'll go out and buy some wormwood tomorrow, and come back and light it and smoke the house." I waved my hand, looked up at him again, the black qi between my eyebrows seemed to be lighter, but the skeleton on the top of my head was still hideous, it seemed that the yin qi invading the body should be an inner ghost, and the skull coveted on the top of my head came from an external evil. "I said, Deng Da writer, is your daughter-in-law coming back tonight?" casually picked up a wedding dress on the coffee table and looked at it, and the girl in the photo was really beautiful.
"If she doesn't come back, it will take about a week or so for her to complete the training camp, what's wrong?"
"Not much, then tonight, I'll spend the night at your house, you can sleep peacefully, I'll guard the door for you, but you have to do one thing before you go to bed." I looked at him with deep meaning and said it very solemnly.
"What's the matter?"
"Hurry up and write out today's update, I'm still waiting to see it!"
"Damn!"
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Holding the phone, lying on the sectional sofa in the living room, reading today's update, tsk, it feels good. The door of Deng Long's bedroom has been closed, but this time, the location of the bedroom door is easy to find, because I hung two mahogany signs on both sides of the door with sticky hooks, and the signs read "Shen Di" and "Yu Lei" respectively. This is the name of the two door gods, after the Tang Dynasty, most of the door gods that people posted on the door were Qin Qiongwei Chi Gong, and occasionally there were Zhong Kui, but before the Tang Dynasty, the two great gods who occupied the left and right of the door were gods and gods. And the earliest couplet is actually to engrave the names of these two great gods on peach wood and hang them by the door. My two peach talismans, but the treasure of the blind man, is said to have been enshrined in the ancestral garden of Taoism for hundreds of years, in addition to being able to guard the door, it can also enclose the space, through the wall or through the window and other things, all can be protected. I remember when the blind man told me about the usefulness of these two talismans, I asked him a technical question - if ordinary door gods could only guard the door, why couldn't the ghost go in through the window? And the blind man's answer was...... Why not?
In fact, in ancient times, the thing that guards the house is not only a kind of door god, many people will paste red window flowers on the windows, which is not only for the sake of good looks, but also has the effect of warding off evil spirits, and in ancient times, there is a very important material in the adhesive used in the construction, that is, glutinous rice milk, which makes the wall also have the nature of releasing ghosts and warding off evil spirits, and cannot be crossed. In modern times, there are no window flowers, no glutinous rice milk, even if the door god is pasted, most of it is just an ornament, just to masturbate.
Time didn't pass as slowly as expected, and when the DOTA legend on the phone used up the last bit of energy, the hands of the wall clock in the living room pointed to one o'clock in the morning.
Don't fight ghosts when you're ugly, at this time, the power of ghosts is the most powerful in the day, although theoretically the ghosts that plague Deng Long will appear in the house all the time, but today I don't jump around in vain, the yin qi in the house has almost been removed, and there is still the mana of the broken talisman, those ghosts are not stupid, not when the yin qi is at its peak, they won't get in and find it uncomfortable.
At the door of "Dangdangdang", there was a series of gentle tapping sounds, and I frowned, why have the ghosts become polite now? Know how to knock on the door?
Walking slowly to the door, I didn't open the door, just closed my eyes and stood there quietly, feeling the breath coming from the other side of the door. Comfortable, that's an aura that makes me feel very comfortable. Is it yin? It seems that it is still very thick.
Just when I was thinking about whether I should take a look through the cat's eyes, the yin qi outside the door suddenly fluctuated strangely, as if a person who had been calm suddenly became angry, and the rhythmic knocking on the door also stopped abruptly. No, no, it's not one, if you distinguish it carefully, you can still distinguish it clearly, it's two, there should be two yin qi outside the door, constantly staggered and rolling, what does this mean? Is it schizophrenia? Or are the two ghosts turning the clouds and raining down?
I opened my eyes, leaned in front of the cat on the door and peeked out, but what I saw was a reddish color, which is really a bit strange, generally speaking, if you open the yin and yang eyes, even if you open the eyes of the lowest level of cow tears, you can see things clearly at night, that kind of visual effect is actually similar to seeing things during the day, like this red vision, I have seen it for the first time, and it is so hazy, so hazy that I can't see the corridor at all.
Outside the door, there was a strange laugh of a female ghost, and I suddenly realized that it was not a reddish scene in the corridor at all, but a bloodshot eyeball that was also attached to the cat's eye!
"Laugh at your sister, laugh! Taishang Laojun taught me to kill ghosts, and I am a god! Raising his left hand, a flame exploded in front of the cat's eyes like fireworks, and a low scream immediately came from outside the door, which could be flashed by the spiritual fire, presumably, it was not a fierce ghost, and he opened the door a little casually, and was about to kick out, but the scene in front of me stunned me.
In the mid-air not far from the door panel, there was a woman's head with long hair floating in a draped mask, behind the long hair covering her face, there were faint red lights, if you guessed correctly, it should be her eyes, and behind her, three people, no, it should be said that three ghosts were silently tearing in the corridor.
"What's the situation? Are you infighting? "Ghost thing, it's long been strange, I asked the female ghost head in a very calm tone, the ghost head seemed to be stunned by my question, floating there for a long time, but there was no response.
"Brother asked you, don't you understand!?" Raised his left hand and slapped it on the top of the female ghost's head, and with a "bang", the ghost head was slapped to the ground by me, and then bounced back into the air like a basketball, and a very dissatisfied scream came out of his mouth. "Call your sister, in the middle of the night, if you don't sleep, others will sleep!" A straight punch in his left hand slammed directly into the female ghost's face, knocking her upside down and flying out.
My sense of yin qi is very sensitive, just now she looked at me through the cat's eye and I took a while to realize that the red is actually a ghost eye, how weak do you say her yin qi is?
"Are you three imps making trouble in this house lately?" After beating the female ghost's head, I found out that there were actually only two half-ghosts scuffling on the ground, because one of them had no head, and as for the head, it should be the one that gave me the look. The other two ghosts are a man and a woman, and the interesting thing is that the four ghost hands of the two female ghosts have been scratching around the lower abdomen of the male ghost, as if they want to take off the male ghost's pants, and the male ghost who looks seventeen or eighteen years old is protecting his pants with one hand and beating the two female ghosts with one hand.
This, what kind of situation is this, two female ghosts intending to rape a young toothed male ghost? One of the female ghosts is also very risk-conscious, screwing off her head and sticking it to the cat's eye on my side to keep a sentry in case someone else spoils their good deeds? That's, isn't it? Moreover, if you really want to rape, isn't it good to pick a different place? If you have to find a place like the corridor, aren't you afraid that the elevator next to you will suddenly open the door and a few people will break your good deeds?
The three ghosts were still tearing and beating, and the ghost head came up from time to time for me to slap a few times as a basketball, and to be honest, I was quite curious about what they would eventually become if they continued like this. But after watching for a while, I noticed that the male ghost kept opening his mouth while fighting, as if he was saying something, but I couldn't hear his voice. I stared at his mouth for a long time, and finally understood what he was shouting - no entry!