In the early morning, my own dog rhubarb was surprisingly not sleepy.

Yesterday afternoon, after having dinner with Kong Yulu.

Zuo Yang, who suddenly became rich with money in his hand, will have a leather sofa air conditioner and a large TV.

I bought them all back.

Rhubarb was so excited that he felt like his dog life was complete.

It was tearful and patted his own master's ass for two hours.

None of the words are repetitive.

even patted his chest and said that he wanted to write a 5,000-word essay praising and praising his master.

At this time, the dog was lying on the leather sofa, very attentively swiping his mobile phone.

This is a second-hand copycat machine before Zuoyang.

Because Zuo Yang bought a fruit X mobile phone, this second-hand copycat machine was given to rhubarb.

The smart rhubarb has already recorded his dog paw fingerprints in his mobile phone.

As well as cumbersome passwords such as dog face recognition.

Now this mobile phone can only be used by rhubarb.

The dog has now been completely reduced to mobile phone control.

Bow your head.

And, I also fell in love with selfies.

It's a stinky and narcissistic rhubarb, and I took hundreds of selfies last night.

Every selfie is wearing sunglasses, and a very cool tooth-like look.

And claimed to be the most handsome dog in the universe among the five elements within the Three Realms.

Of course, don't ask people how dogs take selfies.

Dogs also have claws and can lift their mobile phones.

Now, for example, the dog is holding up his mobile phone with one paw.

It was as if the phone was glued to its claws.

In fact, dogs can't hold their phones with their paws.

But dogs have unrivaled mental strength.

The mental power controls the mobile phone, and the dog is even more like an arm.

It is more agile than human hands.

It's not easy to take a selfie.

Click.............

The dog rhubarb, holding his mobile phone, took a picture of his owner who was washing.

You can only shoot the back.

But Zuo Yang was only wearing a pair of pants.

The upper body is not worn with anything.

With a slender body and strong muscles, even the back is in perfect shape.

The flower pants are even more coquettish.

Rhubarb takes a photo, making full use of the combination of light and shadow.

The quality of the photos is extremely high.

After taking the photo, Rhubarb immediately opened Weibo and posted this back photo and the accompanying rhubarb selfie.

Weibo: Master Zuoyang.

Weibo Certification: Internet celebrity, Sunshine pet shop owner.

This Weibo is Zuo Yang under the persuasion of Kong Yulu.

Yesterday the registration was opened.

And already, real-name authentication.

It's just that Zuo Yang has never liked to play any social software.

handed over Weibo to the dog rhubarb.

Let the rhubarb take care of it.

Rhubarb has a strong interest in socializing.

Yesterday, the registration was opened, and Rhubarb has already been posted, as many as ten Weibo.

A full Weibo control dog.

Most of these ten Weibo posts are selfies.

"Master, our fans have exceeded 100,000. ”

As soon as this Weibo was posted, the dog rhubarb was pleasantly surprised to find that the number of Weibo fans had risen again.

Looking at the fan messages on Weibo.

Rhubarb's tail cocked straight up.

It has been successful and has attracted countless fans on the owner's Weibo.

has a considerable number of fans, and Weibo left a message saying that they like it very much.

This made the rhubarb very swollen and excited.

"Oh. ”

Zuo Yang's face was expressionless, and Gujing replied lightly.

It looks like it doesn't matter.

can hand over Weibo to the dog to take care of, which shows how much Zuo Yang doesn't care.

Rhubarb was full of interest, looking at every comment on Weibo that praised and liked it.

I couldn't help but bared my teeth with joy.

Messages like this, all the dogs like them.

Rhubarb said that it really likes Weibo too much.

Looking at the Weibo fans, growing little by little, it dog is sleepless all night.

When I woke up in the middle of the night, I had to open my mobile phone and swipe a wave of Weibo.

In less than a day, the number of fans exceeded 100,000.

This is really remarkable, and the dog rhubarb thinks that these are all credits for taking care of the operation for the owner.

Rhubarb not only proudly said: Everyone, please call me agent Huang in the future.

The dog rhubarb has been fully upgraded to the owner's agent dog.

What the?

There is a private message, saying that it is the owner of such and such a restaurant, inviting the host to eat there and broadcast live?

The dog rhubarb immediately bared his teeth with disdain.

Do you understand the rules?

Don't talk about money, can I talk to you about chicken?

immediately replied to the boss: [The appearance fee is 30,000 yuan, please transfer it on WeChat, and you will be notified separately when there is a schedule. 】

It's such arrogance, it's such a big name.

"Master, there is a woman who sent a private message, and she asked you if you are grass powder?"

"What is grass powder?"

Rhubarb scratched his head with a paw, looking very puzzled.

This woman even posted a photo of her undressed.

It's fun to watch the dog directly, it's really ugly for a woman to wear no clothes.

It's like a bare-bottomed monkey, as ugly as it gets.

It's like dogs, if they don't have hair on their bodies, then they are the ugliest dogs in the world.

Zuoyang: "............." ”

For a while, he was speechless.

I don't know how to answer the dog.

People's hearts are not ancient, the world is declining, what is wrong with the girls now?

It's grass and grass at every turn.

"A lot of people sent private messages, saying they wanted to have monkeys with you. ”

"Master, can they give birth to monkeys?"

"Oh...... I see, they're trying to mate with you. ”

The dog rhubarb is also extremely smart, and he quickly understood the connotation.

Rhubarb is contemptuous and bares his teeth, and when he mates, he will mate and give birth to what kind of monkey?

Zuo Yang is too lazy to take care of it, and he is a dog who is addicted to the Internet world.

All day long, I held a mobile phone and swiped it there.

This dog is probably useless.

As soon as I learned to read, I became addicted to social networks.

Will you be addicted to online novels in the future?

Are you addicted to video games?

Zuo Yang said that he was very worried, and his dog's self-control was probably a problem.

[Ding, your pet beast second-order bloodthirsty poisonous mosquito devoured a bug, got 20 yuan in money, and gained 2 experience points]

[Ding, your pet beast second-order bloodthirsty poisonous mosquito devoured a bug, got 20 yuan in money, and gained 2 experience points]

[Ding, your pet beast second-order bloodthirsty poisonous mosquito devoured a bug, got 20 yuan in money, and gained 2 experience points]

[Ding, your pet beast second-order bloodthirsty poisonous mosquito devoured a bug, got 20 yuan in money, and gained 2 experience points]

[Ding, your pet beast second-order bloodthirsty poisonous mosquito devoured a bug, got 20 yuan in money, and gained 2 experience points]

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The prompt sounded in my head, and a large wave of money and experience was credited to my account.

Xiao Hei, who is loyal to his own lord, has a full meal of gold-absorbing little experts.

I'm afraid it won't be long before the insects on the four hundred mile trees.

It's about to be eaten up by Xiao Hei.

Raising his hand and touching the purple ring, the latest attribute information appeared in his mind.

Binding: Zuo Yang

Grade: Level 2

Race: Terran

Shou Yuan: 78

Experience: 990/1000

Equipment: Purple Ring (unlimited upgrades, super salary outfits, the most bullish hang-up artifact on the whole network), turtle shell spirit treasure (invulnerable, invulnerable, divination)

Sentiment: 36800

Purple Ring Attributes: Bind the person Zuoyang level 2, get 200 yuan of money every day, and get 10 drops of evolution liquid every day

Pet Beasts: Second-Order Bloodthirsty Poisonous Mosquito (135\/1000) Second-Order Spiritual Wise Dog (175\/1000) Second-Order Heavenly Mysterious Spirit Turtle (220/1000)

Skills: Devouring Qi Refining LV1, Spiritual Power Small Universe LV1, Destiny Divination LV1

Backpack: 10 drops of evolution liquid, 1000 yuan of money

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