"Xiaobai! Tang Xiaobai! It was almost eight o'clock, and outside Tang Xiaobai's door, a group of people were standing there, banging on the door and shouting his name.

But no matter how loud the movement outside was, it was still quiet inside.

"What's going on?" The people outside the door were in a hurry, especially the best men, they arrived before seven o'clock, knocked on the door and found that there was no movement inside, and thought Tang Xiaobai had gone out.

"Find your uncle and aunt to get the key, that girl is probably asleep." Monkey Xiaoxin suggested, thinking of Tang Xiaobai's strange appearance last night, Monkey Xiaoxin had a bad premonition.

When the door was opened, a strong smell of Erguotou came to the face, choking the people outside the door and retreating.

I saw that there were bottles with two pots all over the ground, and Tang Xiaobai was lying on the ground with big characters, and he kept snoring, and he was not woken up by everyone's movement at all.

It is estimated that someone sold him at this time, and he can still sleep until he is old.

Monkey Xiaoxin was speechless, squatted on the ground, and gave him a few mouths, "Tang Xiaobai, get up quickly, you are getting married today!" ”

"Hmm... Dusk? After being slapped a few times by Monkey Xiaoxin, Tang Xiaobai finally woke up leisurely.

"Hurry up, it's 8 o'clock, it's time to grab the bride!" Monkey Xiaoxin pulled Tang Xiaobai and helped him up with another groomsman.

"Bride snatching?" Tang Xiaobai was still dazed, then turned his head to look at Monkey Xiaoxin, and then, he did something that surprised everyone.

"Monkey Xiaoxin, are you finally willing to marry me?" As he spoke, Tang Xiaobai hugged Monkey Xiaoxin and smacked him the face.

Everyone: I knew you two had an adulterous affair o(╯□╰)o

On the other side, Han Xiu and the bridesmaid group were already waiting impatiently.

The bride Han Xiu had already put on her makeup and was waiting for the arrival of the groom Tang Xiaobai, but she didn't even wait for a figure.

"What's going on with Tang Xiaobai? If you don't come yet, do you want to regret your marriage? Han Xiu was also in a hurry, she got up at five o'clock today to put on makeup, thinking that Tang Xiaobai should come over and knock on the door at seven o'clock at the latest.

"What are you talking about, hurry up and touch up your makeup!" Han Xiu's mother hurriedly urged the makeup artist to touch up her daughter's makeup.

You Mi: This has made up for the third time o(╯□╰)o

"Han Xiu, Auntie, I'll take a look!" You Mi decided to go and see what the situation was, so as not to worry about it.

"Xiaoyou, I'm sorry for you!" Han Xiu's mother said, and patted You Mi's back.

Because Tang Xiaobai's villa is very large and has good sound insulation, Han Xiu lives on the third floor and Tang Xiaobai lives on the second floor, so the people on the third floor don't know about the movement on the second floor.

When You Mi walked to the door of Tang Xiaobai's room, he was shocked by the scene in front of him - his boyfriend was actually hugged and gnawed by today's groom.

I saw that Tang Xiaobai's face was covered with a few slap prints, his eyes were quite cloudy, his hands were wrapped around Monkey Xiaoxin's neck, and he kissed Monkey Xiaoxin's face with a mouth.

"Yo, the bride has been replaced by Monkey Xiaoxin?" You Mi walked over and stared at the two of them.

"Ah, Youmi is here, just in time, Monkey Xiaoxin said he was going to marry me, hahaha!" Tang Xiaobai still tightly wrapped around Monkey Xiaoxin's neck, making Monkey Xiaoxin blushing and panting.

"Youmi, save me!" Monkey Xiaoxin struggled, only to see that his face was covered with the saliva left by Tang Xiaobai, and he looked miserable.

"Finally agreed to marry Tang Xiaobai?" You Mi joked, thinking, you deserve it, who told you to sneak up on me last night, and forced me to play the game of train through the cave twice in a row, and now my whole body is sore.

"Youmi, it's too late!" Monkey Xiaoxin urged.

It may be that Tang Xiaobai drank wine, and his brute strength was a little big, and Monkey Xiaoxin couldn't break free from his restraint, and the people around him also looked like they were watching a good show, and there were even coaxing sounds.

And Tang Xiaobai's parents also looked like they didn't think it was a big deal, and they were still yelling there to let Monkey Xiaoxin be their daughter-in-law.

Youmi: Have you ever thought about the feelings of the bride?

Rubbing his eyebrows, You Mi walked into the bathroom and took a basin of cold water.

"Smack!"

A basin of cold water poured down from Tang Xiaobai's head, and even Monkey Xiaoxin was not spared, and both of them got wet.

However, it also made Tang Xiaobai basically sober, he let go of Monkey Xiaoxin's neck, then wiped his face and looked at You Mi, "It's raining?" ”

"It's not raining, but if you don't rob the bride again, it is estimated that Han Xiu will remarry." You Mi said coldly.

"Ahh I'm getting married today! Tang Xiaobai was completely sober and immediately rushed into the bathroom.

"Honey, I'm wet." Monkey Xiaoxin licked his face and walked towards Youmi.

"Then why don't you go back to the house and change your clothes!" You Mi ignored them, returned to Han Xiu on the third floor, and told Tang Xiaobai about getting drunk.

"Why is he nervous? I'm not nervous! Han Xiu muttered, knowing that Tang Xiaobai missed the time because he was drunk, Han Xiu was a little relieved.

"Nervousness is not a reason to be drunk and late, go, find a washboard." Han Xiu's mother spoke, obviously dissatisfied with her son-in-law's late behavior.

"Uh... Auntie, it seems that they don't have a washboard at home, right? You Mi said, thinking, what era is it, how can there be a washboard!

"I see that the Uyghur grandmother next door is washing clothes on a washboard, why don't you borrow it?" It seems that Han Xiu's mother came prepared.

So, You Mi went to the grandmother next door to borrow the washboard, and the grandmother looked at You Mi blankly, thinking, why do you want a washboard when you get married?

When Tang Xiaobai came over with the groomsmen, he saw the washboard at the door.

"Don't say anything, kneel for half an hour first!" Han Xiu's mother stood at the door with her waist crossed, with a look of being a husband and a woman.

Everyone is watching the show again, today's wedding is so interesting O(∩_∩)O

I saw that Tang Xiaobai didn't say a word, and immediately knelt on the washboard.

"Good job, Tang Xiaobai!" One of the groomsmen suddenly clapped and shouted.

Immediately after, the other people also began to cheer for Tang Xiaobai, thinking that he was too mastery, kneeling when he said he wouldn't even open his mouth.

Seeing Tang Xiaobai so realistic, Han Xiu's mother's face also improved slightly, but Han Xiu's father was quite embarrassed, thinking, I don't know if the dismount given by his wife scared the two in-laws?

Because Han Xiu's father is not very good at Chinese, he didn't say much except for showing a polite and elegant smile throughout the whole process.

However, he was too worried, and Tang Xiaobai's parents were also in the crowd.

"Mom!" Han Xiu pulled her mother's clothes.

"Alright! Hurry up and touch up the makeup, I know it. Han Xiu's mother urged to touch up her makeup again.

You Mi thought to herself, Tang Xiaobai's mother-in-law is a hard stubble, if he bullies Han Xiu in the future, it is estimated that his mother-in-law will fly over from Japan and beat him directly.

Tang Xiaobai knelt for almost 15 minutes, and Han Xiu's mother asked him to get up.

"Get up, hand over all the red envelopes, and go in to find your shoes." Han Xiu's mother said, and spread her hands.

Then, under the strong aura of the mother-in-law, the groomsmen handed over the red envelopes in full, and even handed over the small red envelopes together, not daring to hide them privately.

"Come on, come on, divide the red envelope." After Han Xiu's mother got the red envelope, she immediately distributed it to the bridesmaid group, and everyone happily accepted the red envelope and put the groomsmen in.

"The red envelope has also been received, and you can always give some hints on where to put the shoes, right?" Monkey Xiaoxin approached You Mi and muttered in a low voice.

"Whoa!" You Mi took the red envelope and pouted under the bedside table.

So, the first shoe was found.

The position of the second shoe is very strange, in the slit of the central air conditioner, I don't know who stuffed it at the beginning, and after the shoes are taken out, they are basically deformed.

After waiting for the shoes to be found, Tang Xiaobai took a deep breath, knelt beside Han Xiu's bed, and kissed her pair of golden lotus feet carefully, as if kissing a pair of treasures.

"Han Xiu, follow me to marry in China, I have wronged you." Tang Xiaobai choked up and said, "However, don't worry, I won't let you be wronged." If I make you angry later, I'll kneel on the washboard. Monkey Xiaoxin, help me put away that washboard, and when I make my wife angry in the future, I'll kneel on it! ”

"What... The washboard is from the Uyghur grandmother next door. You Mi whispered into Monkey Xiaoxin's ear.

"Let's keep it for him first, don't spoil the atmosphere." Monkey Xiaoxin still put away the washboard and put it in the cabinet in the room.

"Wife, in the future, we will plant melons well, and push our melons out of China, Japan, and Asia!" Tang Xiaobai said while putting on Han Xiu's shoes.

"Good! Well said the son! Tang Xiaobai's father shouted.

"Well said! You can say that again! Everyone also coaxed, and even Han Xiu's father echoed everyone in his non-standard Mandarin.

"The wedding has become a cantaloupe promotion meeting in seconds!" You Mi muttered in Monkey Xiaoxin's ear.

"What will happen if our wedding becomes a software promotion in the future?" Monkey Xiaoxin also said in You Mi's ear.

"You dare!" You Mi glared at him and said.

Because the second shoe was squeezed out of shape, Tang Xiaobai didn't wear it for a long time, and he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

"Don't rush, take your time." Han Xiu wiped his sweat with his hand and said.

"Hey, good!" Tang Xiaobai smiled and responded.

After wearing them for several minutes, he finally put the shoes in, and then immediately picked up Han Xiu on his back and walked out.

"Like Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law?" Monkey Xiaoxin pointed at Tang Xiaobai and Han Xiu and said.

"Hahaha, what about you? Monkey back daughter-in-law? You Mi slapped him and smiled.

"Of course it's the Monkey King's back, the Monkey King!" After speaking, Monkey Xiaoxin ran forward, for fear of being caught by You Mi and beaten for a while.

"Monkey Xiaoxin!" Yumi chased after him.

"Bang!"

Because she ran too fast, she accidentally stepped on several balloons in a row.

When those children saw You Mi stepping on the balloon, they thought it was funny, and they also stepped on it one by one, and even some adults also participated.

As a result, the entire corridor heard the sound of "crackling" balloon explosions, as if applauding the two newcomers.