Chapter 795: The Horrible Living Room
"Hey, I said, tell me how to get out, or you'll look good." I tried several times to escape from the study, but every time I went out through the door, I would return to the room, and finally I got so angry that I smashed the frosted glass that led to the living room, and jumped out of the window, but when I landed, it still fell into the study.
"Hehe, don't waste your efforts, Professor Chen's ability is bigger than you imagined, I said, Officer Shen, or this time, let's discuss, you let me go, I'll let Professor Chen let you out, and we'll settle the matter." When Hua Xiaoyou spoke, she wiped her face a few times with her sleeve, and her charming and painful face finally appeared, "If you feel that you are losing, I can accompany you for one night, and I will be the difference......"
"Don't give me, no more, be careful I make a plate of ice cubes for you to swallow!" Hua Xiaoyou glanced at Hua Xiaoyou angrily, pinched a magic trick in his hand, and read in his mouth: "The realm is born from the heart, and the devil is broken from the heart, duh!" "However, after the Demon Breaking Spell was cast, nothing changed here.
I didn't give up, took the paint they used before from the table, dipped my fingers on the ground and drew a Taiji diagram, stood up and jumped up and down, "The realm is born from the heart, and the devil is broken from the heart, duh!" "The last step of Yu Bu landed in the center of the Taiji diagram, and at the same time I finished reciting the Demon Breaking Pure Land Mantra.
Immediately afterward, something that I didn't know whether to say was a shock wave or an invisible wave of qi suddenly rushed away from the Taiji diagram that I stepped on under my feet, and in an instant, a ripple like a water wave appeared in the parts of the door and window, and then, as if something transparent had shattered.
However, after breaking the barrier that I couldn't get out of, what I saw in front of me made me dumbfounded. Originally, the living room of Professor Chen's house was quite normal, with coffee tables, potted plants, sofas, etc., but now, the pot of spider plants on the shelf at the door has turned into a long black hair dancing all over the sky, the sofa has become a huge mouth that keeps opening and closing like a toilet lid, and the LCD TV on the wall has become a huge one-eyed that has been covered with red bloodshots.
The coffee table with the smallest change is a few arms coming out from below, some holding knives, some holding forks, with the sound of "I'm hungry, I want to eat" in the big mouth of the sofa, which is particularly terrifying.
"With this messy illusion, that old thing is really bad fun." I cursed, lifted my feet and walked in the direction of the bedroom, who knew that as soon as I walked out of the door, the long black hair fluttering in the flower pot on the wooden shelf next to the door curled towards me, the slender and flexible hair tightly tied around my neck, the sharp tingling and the suffocating feeling that made my chest tightened all told me that this was not an illusion at all, but something real.
"Hot day!" I grabbed the handful of hair with my left hand and spewed out flames, the black hair instantly turned into ashes under the burning fire, I hurriedly tore off the hair that was still wrapped around my neck and sent it to my eyes to take a look, it was not a plant that had cast an illusion, but some hair that really exuded yin energy.
This is too, how can this be! Before I could finish my surprise, I heard the sound of dirt churning from the flower pot, and when I turned my head to look, I saw that half of my head had arched out of the soil, and my bloodshot eyes were exactly the same as the one on the LCD TV hanging on the wall.
"What the hell is this......" Before I could finish my sentence, the human head buried in the flower pot actually struggled, arched most of the slightly rotten head from under the dirt, and then opened a mouth, squirting out a mouthful of dirt, a small part of which squirted into my mouth impartially...... It was disgusting, and I was spitting out the foam while trying to suppress the desire to retch.
"What the hell, what the hell, don't you even know the head of a dead man?" The head had spoken, and it was blatant contempt for me! This is really unbearable for uncles and aunts!
"I think the image of Ghost Rider is more suitable for you." The palm of his hand slapped quickly on the top of the dead man's head, and he said "hot sky" in his mouth, and a raging flame suddenly burned on the dead man's head, this thing seemed to have arched out from under the soil with the power of his mouth and jaw just now, and at this time I lit the fire and had no means of resistance, so he could only scream there and act as a lamppost-like thing.
Now, I have to be afraid of that Professor Chen, and being able to hide these things under my nose is definitely not something that ordinary people can do. But even if the head is big, I have to find him out, and the fewer enemies of this level, the better!
"Stop! Guests, if you want to go over, you have to drink tea first! Just as I was about to move on, the coffee table turned sharply and blocked in front of me, and a hand stretched out from under the coffee table grabbed a tea bucket and put it on the coffee table with a "bang".
"Tea?" I didn't dare to be too aggressive, and looked at the coffee table, guessing what the thing was trying to do, but I saw one hand take a disposable cup from underneath and put it on the coffee table, and with the other hand unscrewed the tea bucket, grabbed what looked like tea leaves were actually some dry beetles and threw it into the teacup.
Then he got a human head out of nowhere, grabbed the hair and pulled it off, and pulled the skull off, and the cranial cavity was originally the place where the brain was placed, but now it was all boiling hot water...... Is that what the legendary brain is flooded with......
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......" After pouring boiling water into the cup, one hand grabbed the cup directly, and the other hand shook it quickly with the skull that had just been pulled off the cup, as if this could make those "tea leaves" brew quickly.
"Okay, I've seen enough of your disgusting tricks, get out of the way!" There's really no need to watch this thing anymore, and if it goes any further, it's just a disgusting enough tea ceremony performance for me.
"What did you say!" The eerie voice came again, and there was a hint of anger in it. "Sofa, give me our guest's leg first, save him from drinking tea honestly!"
"Roar!" As if in response to the shouts of the coffee table, the toilet couch over there let out an angry roar, and the four feet that landed on the ground below didn't know how to use force, and the whole sofa opened its mouth wide and pounced on me.
You guys...... Can't you just get some serious means of attack? If I were to look back, I was attacked by a couch...... Even if I kill the sofa, I won't show my face, okay!
Stretched out his left hand to the sofa a little, and then pointed to the ground suddenly, the invisible arm behind him brandished a double-edged spear and smashed towards the flying sofa, "boom", no matter how you are a demon and a monster, after all, it is also a sofa, in front of my brother's double-edged spear is not enough to see at all, except for being smashed on the ground and broken in two, it seems that there is no other end.
I have to say that this thing is more fragile than I imagined, after being smashed to the ground, there is no movement except for some green pus and blood flowing out of the fracture, but from other things there is a sigh of gasping cold air, are these goods afraid?
It should be, the one-eyed LCD TV didn't know when it had closed the bloodshot eye, and when my eyes swept over, its eyelids opened again, but inside it was no longer an eyeball, but a TV screen, with a sentence written on it: I surrender, don't hit me.
"Hey, coffee table, TV surrendered, what about you?" It suddenly seemed interesting to me that these things were interesting.
"Uh, that...... No Temperate TV! The coffee table said gloomily, but the skull was put on the coffee table very neatly in his hand, and the disposable cup in the other hand was poured directly on the TV, hot water and the corpse of the insect were splashed on the TV, and the TV screen immediately became dazzling, as if protesting, but soon, the eyelids closed again, and it seemed that he didn't want to toss with the coffee table because of these things.
Just when I thought that the coffee table was doing this to despise the TV, and then was about to resist to the end, the coffee table suddenly raised to the side, turned around, moved to the side, and gave me the way, "Don't get me wrong, I just don't want the tea to be wasted, beating the water dog is a smart move, and fighting someone who can't beat it is a fool." ”
This damn coffee table is ...... I'm a little curious about the principle of these furniture, if Professor Chen made it himself, I would like to find a design and make a few to try, for example, an automatic beauty massage chair or something.
Since they gave way, I didn't want to waste any more time, so I walked straight to the bedroom, but as soon as I reached the center of the living room, I felt that there seemed to be a sound of wind above my head, and then there was a light "sting" and "bang" behind me, and something hit the floor beside me. Oh my God, it turned out to be a chandelier.
Of course, the chandelier at this time is no longer normal, the middle of the chandelier is a big ball, which is full of ruler-long metal spikes, next to the big ball, there are five human heads in a circle, the eyes of the human head are light bulbs, as soon as they fall down, the living room suddenly darkens a lot. The human head's mouth was wide open, and his tongue was spit out of it. No, it shouldn't be called a tongue, it's just a dagger.
It had just been smashed off the top of my head, but the invisible arm had removed the halberd from behind and hooked the chandelier to the side.
Enough, that's enough, what kind of professor, to make his own house such a horrible murder trap, I think he's a madman at all! Okay, okay, I'd like to see what other collectibles you have!