【046】Deceived corpse!

"Let's go! Let's talk about it later! ”

As he spoke, Lao Zhangtou had already thrown the ghost card in his hand to me. It can be seen that the little radish head seems to like to stay in this ghost card, and before I can speak, it waved its little hand at me, turned into a yin wind, and went straight in.

"Hmm!"

Nodding, I dragged Brother Zhang, who was already dumbfounded behind me, and said with a smile: "Why are you still stunned, let's go?" ”

"Huh?"

Being dragged by me like this, Brother Zhang suddenly woke up, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with some fear: "Just ...... The ...... just now Is it really your son? ”

"Uh......"

He really stopped me when he said this, thought about it, and finally nodded: "Sort of...... Rest assured, it won't hurt you, let's go! ”

On the way back, Lao Zhangtou also specially taught me a spell, called "Lock Demon Spell". I said that if the little carrot head doesn't listen to me, I can use this spell to suppress it!

Uh, that sounds like a "hoop spell"?

But then again, I memorized the mantra, but I didn't take it too seriously. Because I don't think I'll need it at all. After all, looking at the little radish head like this, it is simply obedient to me, how can he not listen to me?

Xu saw my disapproval, and Lao Zhangtou couldn't help but say sternly: "Be careful to sail the 10,000-year-old ship, you'd better be careful with me!" Otherwise, one day, you won't even know how you died! ”

"Oh......"

I knew that Lao Zhangtou was for my good, so I quickly nodded and said, "Got it, I'll pay attention." ”

Back in the burrow, Lao Zhangtou concocted the materials for building the foundation non-stop, saying that without further ado, all kinds of materials should be prepared tonight, and when it is noon tomorrow, the foundation can be officially built for me!

As soon as I heard this, I was overjoyed, and quickly followed the instructions of the old Zhang Tou and started to attack him.

Lao Zhangtou's so-called foundation building materials are actually just a little bit, but the process of concocting them is quite complicated. First of all, you have to clean the stones, grass roots, and the like, but you can't use ordinary water.

I saw that Lao Zhangtou didn't know where to move a clay jar, which was full of water, holding the Tai Chi seal with both hands, and the water in the clay jar was fierce, and read: "This water is extraordinary water, a little in the jar, the clouds and rain must come, the sick swallow it, all diseases are eliminated, the evil ghost is crushed, and it is as urgent as the law!" ”

After reciting the incantation, Lao Zhangtou asked me to put the stones, grass roots and other things into the jar one by one to clean. At the same time, he told me: "This is rootless water, and after washing it for a while, don't touch the ground, and don't dry it with a towel." I've laid out the yellow paper on the table, and I'll put it all on top for a while, and I'll wait for it to dry naturally, remember! ”

"Good! Got it! ”

I don't know anything about building the foundation, anyway, everything is done according to Lao Zhangtou's instructions. Where to hit......

Brother Zhang was quite interested in this, and he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to come up to help, but was sternly rejected by Lao Zhangtou. Originally, he even planned to let Brother Zhang avoid it, but then he couldn't resist Brother Zhang, and I was also beating a side drum next to him, so he agreed to let Brother Zhang stay and watch.

Everything is ready, I'm done with it. Lao Zhangtou's side has just begun, and he quickly mixed the ink with saltpeter, cinnabar and other materials.

As I expected, Lao Zhangtou really said: "Next, I want to draw a talisman, and those who belong to chickens and dogs will avoid it!" ”

"Hey!"

Seeing that Brother Zhang was indifferent at all, Lao Zhangtou couldn't help but increase his tone: "What about you!" ”

"Huh?"

Brother Zhang reacted at this time, and said with a suspicious face: "I am neither a chicken nor a dog?" ”

"Fart!"

Lao Zhangtou was ruthless: "You are 29 years old this year, born in the year of Renxu, you are not a dog, who is a dog?" ”

"This ......"

Brother Zhang looked at Lao Zhangtou with a shocked face, and subconsciously asked, "How do you know?" ”

"Whoever I know, fuck off!"

With a wave of his hand, Lao Zhangtou had already pointed directly to the door and issued an order to evict customers.

Brother Zhang glanced at me like a helper, and saw that I also shrugged my shoulders with a helpless look, so he smiled: "Okay......"

After Brother Zhang left, I came to Lao Zhangtou with a suspicious face and asked, "I haven't heard that the drawing of talismans still needs to be avoided by those who belong to chickens and dogs?" ”

"You know, I deliberately broke away from him! That kid was possessed by a ghost just now, and his body has a lot of yin energy, staying here will affect the effect of my talismans! ”

Jiang is still old and spicy, worthy of the old rivers and lakes, Lao Zhangtou actually saw at a glance that Brother Zhang was possessed by a ghost just now? As he spoke, Lao Zhangtou put all the things needed to draw the talisman on the table.

Compared with Xia Xiaoyi, Lao Zhangtou's process of drawing talismans is really cumbersome.

First of all, he burned incense and worshiped the ancestor and the land of the Quartet, and then he held the yellow paper in his hand, and said in his mouth: "The Northern Emperor is a piece of paper, and the calligraphy is a sign to fight evil ghosts, and those who dare to disagree will be escorted to Fengdu City!" Haste as a law! ”

Do you think that's the end of it?

Of course not!

Before I really started to draw talismans, I even had to recite the incantation again: "Ju Shui five thunder god generals, electric scorching light Warner, one to save one's life, and then to bind ghosts and subdue evil spirits, all the way of life and death I live forever, and I am as anxious as ......."

However, before the old man finished reciting this "clear pen mantra", there was a sudden sharp knock on the door!

"Your uncle!"

Suddenly, he was interrupted, and Lao Zhangtou's face couldn't help but turn pale in an instant, and he subconsciously scolded!

"Huh?"

I also saw that Lao Zhangtou's state was obviously wrong, so I hurriedly stepped forward to support him and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Lao Zhangtou ignored me, pushed me away, and then opened the door, and said with a fierce face: "If you don't give me a reasonable explanation!" I hacked you alive today! ”

"This ......"

To be honest, I've known Lao Zhangtou for so long, and it's the first time I've seen him get so angry! His face was full of murderous energy, even after Xia Xiaoyi let go of the "Shadow Girl" that day, he didn't seem to be so angry, right?

Thinking of Lao Zhangtou's miserable pale face again, I thought to myself: Could it be that he was suddenly interrupted by Brother Zhang when he recited the mantra just now, and he was actually counterattacked?

Looking at the murderous look on Lao Zhangtou's face, Brother Zhang was suddenly so frightened that he trembled all over, and said in his mouth: "No...... Okay, it's a corpse! Han...... Team Korea...... They're in danger! ”

When he said this, Brother Zhang didn't dare to look at Lao Zhangtou at all, but quickly looked at me for help. Perhaps, he is still very aggrieved in his heart, and he doesn't even know where he offended Lao Zhangtou. Wasn't it okay just now? How do you say that if you turn your face, you turn your face?

"What! How can it be so fast? ”

As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but change my face, and quickly stopped Lao Zhangtou and said, "Don't be angry, he didn't mean it, you heard it, he is also in a hurry!" ”

"Humph!"

Snorted coldly, Lao Zhangtou finally suppressed the anger in his heart, and then asked, "Who did you just say cheated the corpse?" ”

Seeing that his expression was a little softened, I couldn't help but hurriedly say, "Feng Chen, Director Feng!" That is, the biological father of the little radish head! ”

"Huh?"

As soon as he heard this, Lao Zhangtou couldn't help but be stunned on the spot, and then smiled coldly: "He's really dead!" ”

Uh, listening to the meaning of this, he seems to have known that Feng Chen is the biological father of the little radish head?

Before I could turn the corner, the old man's pale face suddenly became flushed, and with a "poof", a mouthful of blood spurted out!

"Ahh Old Zhangtou! ”

Seeing Lao Zhangtou vomiting blood, I was immediately startled and quickly hugged him. At the same time, he glared at Brother Zhang a little angrily: "You did a good thing!" ”

"I ......"

As soon as he heard this, Brother Zhang knew how much trouble he had caused, and at the same time understood why Lao Zhangtou was so angry! It seems that the interruption of the spell just now really brought him a great backlash!

"Out of the way!"

Lao Zhangtou took a deep breath and waved his hand, and then asked, "You just said that he cheated the corpse?" ”

"Yes! Otherwise, I'll ......."

Brother Zhang nodded hurriedly, and then said with a helpless face: "I'm sorry, senior, I really didn't mean to!" I ......"

"That's it! Where is so much nonsense, lead the way ahead! ”

As he spoke, Lao Zhangtou had already broken free of me, turned around and went to the bottom of the bed to take out his dick.

"Huh? This...... Your body is out of the way, right? ”

Looking at the bloodless appearance of the old man's face, I was always a little relieved in my heart, and hurriedly persuaded: "Otherwise, you still don't go, I'll go!" ”