With four old people and one hemp, it can be said that the little monkey thrives under the care of the adults.

Wait, what about poop? Why did Baba go?

Baba is naturally going to make milk powder money!

This is what Monkey Xiaoxin will say to the little monkey when he goes out every morning, so when the little monkey learns to speak, the first word he says to Monkey Xiaoxin is not "Baba", but milk powder money(* ̄) ̄*)

"Mr. Monkey, seeing that you are refreshed every day, you must not have taken many children at home, right?" Bobo said with a smile.

"Yes, I have to sing and tell stories to the little monkeys every day!" Monkey Xiaoxin said.

"Hahaha, you're playing with the child, not taking the child, you look at Xuanxuan and her husband, you know what a daddy is." Bobo continued to laugh.

Hearing Bobo say this, Monkey Xiaoxin thought about it, it seems that since the birth of the little monkey, he has really never brought him except for changing his diapers a few times and washing milk powder a few times, and even the diapers were changed with the help of You Mi.

Thinking about it like this, Monkey Xiaoxin suddenly felt that he was not a competent father.

So, after Monkey Xiaoxin went home, he excitedly proposed to take the little monkey with him, but in the frightened eyes of the whole family, he retreated.

On a weekend in October, the little monkey ushered in his third birthday, but unfortunately, it was forgotten by everyone, because the grandparents and grandparents went to Jiuzhaigou to play, and You Mi was also asked out by the girlfriend group.

Since the baby monkey was born, Yumi has not gone out to play, so when Daou invited everyone to try his newly made cocktail, Yumi was moved.

"Go, go have a drink, anyway, there is milk powder, it's a big deal to let the little monkey drink milk powder for the next few days." Monkey Xiaoxin said.

"I'm not worried about this, can you take care of it alone?" You Mi is worried that Monkey Xiaoxin can't take care of the little monkey!

"Isn't it just a few hours? Besides, it's time for me and the little monkey to cultivate a relationship alone. Monkey Xiaoxin said.

So, with a nervous mood, You Mi went to the "butterfly with broken wings" to party with the girlfriend group.

"Hey, hey, little monkey, now it's just our father and son at home." After Monkey Xiaoxin lifted the little monkey high, he said excitedly.

“bu！”

Suddenly, the little monkey who was held up in the air suddenly let out a fart, and then, a foul smell came from the little monkey's fart.

"Huh... The little monkey pooped? With that, Monkey Xiaoxin put the little monkey on the bed, and found a clean diaper, ready to change it for him.

"It stinks, it stinks!" When Monkey Xiaoxin took off the little monkey's diaper that was soiled by the poop, Monkey Xiaoxin deliberately said in an exaggerated tone.

"Giggles!" The little monkey was amused by Monkey Xiaoxin's expression.

"Look at your smugness, you must be so stinky, right?" As he spoke, Monkey Xiaoxin took a tissue and began to wipe the little monkey's buttocks.

"Giggles!" The little monkey still lay there and continued to laugh.

Smiling and smiling, the little monkey suddenly turned into a serious face, and seemed to furrow his little eyebrows.

"What's wrong? Poop hurts you? Monkey Xiaoxin asked, thinking that he had just failed to control his strength and rubbed the little monkey's ass with pain.

"Whew!"

Just when Monkey Xiaoxin was puzzled, a "small artificial fountain" sprayed towards Monkey Xiaoxin's face.

"Ahh Little monkey, you sneak attack Baba! Monkey Xiaoxin wanted to dodge, but unfortunately it was too late, and he was directly washed by the little monkey's boy urine.

"Giggles..."Seeing that his raid was successful, the little monkey smiled even more happily.

So, Monkey Xiaoxin had to endure the pee on his face, and after changing the little monkey's diaper first, he hurriedly rushed to the toilet and washed his face with clean water.

"Whew... was actually attacked by his own son, hahaha! Thinking about it, Monkey Xiaoxin laughed out loud and posted a circle of friends.

"I just felt an artificial fountain made by my son, the spray is very high, and my son will definitely be great in the future!"

"Washed your face by the urine of a little monkey? Distressed. You Mi left a message.

"Is the boy's urine delicious?" Tang Xiaobai left a message.

After changing the diaper, Monkey Xiaoxin began to mix milk powder for the little monkey, since the water has been released, then it must be replenished with water.

It is difficult to mix milk powder with monkey Xiaoxin, which is also the best thing he has done in bringing a baby.

After drinking the milk, the little monkey seemed to want to take a nap, rubbed his eyes with his little hands, and yawned.

"Eat and sleep, just like you are numb." Monkey Xiaoxin smiled and hugged the little monkey to bed.

So, Monkey Xiaoxin half-lay on the bed and let the little monkey sleep on his body, and the little monkey seemed to enjoy this position and pouted his ass high.

Looking at the little monkey's fat and tender little buttocks, Monkey Xiaoxin simply patted the little monkey's butt and fell asleep.

The autumn sun, warm but not dazzling, shrouds the whole room in a warm yellowish light.

Under the soothing of the warm sun, the two fathers and sons gradually entered their respective dreams.

"Little monkey, Baba doesn't produce milk, are you hungry again?" Monkey Xiaoxin hurriedly picked up the little monkey, but found that the clothes on his chest were soaked.

After being forcibly carried away from "grandma", the little monkey immediately cried aggrievedly.

"Well, Baba is going to mix milk powder for you now." Monkey Xiaoxin hurriedly comforted.

"Babble..."Seeing Monkey Xiaoxin making milk powder there, the little monkey finally stopped crying, but sucked his fingers, tilted his head, and blinked his big curious eyes.

And the little monkey blinked with big eyes, looked at Monkey Xiaoxin, and looked serious, as if he really understood.

After feeding the little monkeys, Monkey Xiaoxin felt sweaty all over his body, and felt that it had come from autumn to summer.

At this time, a phone call suddenly came, it was the technology on duty, saying that there was a bug in the program, and I couldn't fix it, but the customer was in a hurry, and asked Monkey Xiaoxin to go online to deal with it.

There was no way, Monkey Xiaoxin had to sit in front of the computer with the little monkey in his arms and start working overtime.

At first, the little monkey was still very well-behaved, just playing quietly with his fingers while looking at the computer screen.

However, after sitting for half an hour, the little monkey began to be restless, constantly moving around, and several times, he almost slipped from the monkey Xiaoxin's arms.

Seeing that Monkey Xiaoxin kept staring at the computer, ignoring himself and not letting himself move, the little monkey pouted aggrievedly and sobbed there.

"Well, it'll be fine for a while." Monkey Xiaoxin touched the little monkey's little face and comforted.

The little monkey didn't buy it, twisted his head to the side, and continued to weep.

"Hey!" Seeing that the little monkey was so aggrieved, Monkey Xiaoxin had to pick up the little monkey and start dealing with the problem with his mobile phone.

When the little monkey was picked up, he stopped crying, and began to play with his fingers again, while raising his head to look at the monkey Xiaoxin, and blinking his eyes, as if he was curious about what Baba was doing.

Seeing that the little monkey finally stopped making trouble, Monkey Xiaoxin took his mobile phone and concentrated on doing things.

After standing for a while, feeling a little tired, Monkey Xiaoxin simply sat on the bed with the little monkey in his arms and continued to do things.

The little monkey saw that Baba had been holding his mobile phone and looking there, so he curiously reached out and wanted to grab the mobile phone.

Maybe he was too focused, Monkey Xiaoxin didn't pay attention to the little monkey's small movements, and suddenly, the little monkey's small fist waved, and Monkey Xiaoxin's hand was loosened.

"Smack!"

The phone smashed directly into the little monkey's head.

"Wow, ahhhhh

"Little monkey, Poop didn't mean it, don't cry." Monkey Xiaoxin hurriedly laid the little monkey flat on the bed and checked the position where he was smashed.

Fortunately, the little monkey had a hard head, and his forehead was only smashed red, and he was not smashed out of the bag.

"Baba blows for you!" Monkey Xiaoxin blew lightly on the smashed red place.

"Wow, ahhh

"Baba is grimacing you." As he spoke, Monkey Xiaoxin began to make grimaces, and he also learned from the appearance of the little monkey, wrinkling his whole face into a ball.

"Giggles!" Suddenly, the little monkey stopped crying, probably because he was laughed at ugly by Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Baba will make a face for you again." Monkey Xiaoxin changed his expression again, puffed out his mouth, pushed his nose up, and pretended to be Zhu Bajie.

"Giggles!" It seems that he likes Monkey Xiaoxin to make faces, and the little monkey laughs and waves his little fists.

"Do you want to play Zhu Bajie?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at the little monkey and asked.

"Babble!" It's like responding to the monkey Xiaoxin, the little monkey keeps waving his little fists.

"Here, push your little nose up." Monkey Xiaoxin stretched out his finger and gently pushed the little monkey's nose up.

"Giggles! Burst! The little monkey seemed to be very happy, smiled and smiled, and spit a saliva bubble at the monkey Xiaoxin.

"Our little monkey will spray people at a young age, and it will definitely be great in the future!" Monkey Xiaoxin gave the little monkey a thumbs up while wiping his saliva.

"Giggles!" The little monkey still responds to Monkey Xiaoxin with laughter.

When You Mi finished dating with her girlfriends, she hurried home, during which she made up a lot of terrible pictures in her mind, for example, when Monkey Xiaoxin lifted the little monkey high, she touched the little monkey; When Monkey Xiaoxin was feeding the little monkey, he didn't measure the water temperature, and the little monkey was burned; When Monkey Xiaoxin changed the diaper of the little monkey, he didn't change it well, and he leaked feces and urine......

However, when she got home and pushed open the bedroom door, she found that the two fathers and sons had fallen asleep together, and the little monkey was already lying on Monkey Xiaoxin's body, pouting his buttocks.

After seeing You Mi come in, the first to wake up was not Monkey Xiaoxin, but the little monkey, he turned his head to look at You Mi and showed a silent smile at her, as if he didn't want to wake Monkey Xiaoxin up.

You Mi walked over gently, picked up the little monkey and checked it, and found that except for the left and right feet of the shoes, everything else was normal, and even the diapers were worn properly.

Looking at the sleeping monkey Xiaoxin again, he seemed to look tired.

Yumi smiled and decided to name the little monkey "Monkey Xiao An" to celebrate his five hours of surviving alone by Baba without incident.