Volume 5 Bloodstained Rivers and Lakes Chapter 4 Physiological Education
I saw that there was a half-opened silk scroll hanging in the direction pointed by Lao Liangtou, and a portrait of a naked woman lying horizontally appeared on the silk scroll, naked all over.
"Don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency. How could the immortal family have such pickled paintings? Duan Yu twisted his head, then covered his eyes and said.
"You kid see less?" Lao Liangtou thought in his heart, but said on his lips: "What do you kid think, this is supreme martial arts, and it is the only way to help you get out of trouble." ”
"But this picture is so shocking that I am a reader, how can I look at this painting." Duan Yu replied.
"Fart, how do you think you kid was born? Jumping out of the rocks? You are ......", so Lao Liangtou carried out a popularization of physiological knowledge in the Northern Song Dynasty.
"Okay, I've said what I need to say, and you can do the rest yourself." After saying that, Lao Liangtou walked out and locked Duan Yu in the room.
At this time, Duan Yu was left alone in the room, and the silk scroll in the distance was still "showing". So Duan Yu casually glanced at it, two eyes, and then kept looking until his eyes were straight. Finally, he simply picked up the silk scroll and observed it slowly.
The exhibition will be opened, and the first line reads "Northern Shengong". The handwriting is graceful and powerful, and it is the same as the writing on the outside of the silk bag. Later, he wrote: "There are clouds in the 'Zhuangzi's 'Leisurely Travel': 'There are those who are in the north of the poor and the Stygian Sea, and the Heavenly Pond is also. There are fish and fish, which are thousands of miles wide, and they are not known to be cultivated. "And if the accumulation of water is not thick, then the boat is not strong." If the cup of water is on the top of the hall, the mustard will be the boat; Put the cup and glue, the water is shallow and the boat is big. It is the martial arts of this school, and the accumulation of internal strength is the first priority. The internal force is thick, and all the martial arts in the world are used by me, as if the north is underworld, the big boats and small boats are all loaded, and the big fish and small fish are all tolerated. Therefore, the internal force is the foundation, and the trick is the end. The following diagrams should be practiced diligently. ”
The silk scroll is a portrait of a naked woman lying horizontally, and it has been mentioned in "Wei Feng Shuoren" that the hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the collar is like a grub, the teeth are like a rhinoceros, the head of the mantis is like a moth eyebrows, the smile is clever, and the eyes are beautiful. Duan Yu only felt that this poem was appropriate here.
Then Duan Yu remembered the "postmodern education" that Lao Liangtou had just conducted on him, so he turned over the silk scroll with trembling hands, but saw the naked woman in the painting smiling, the corners of her eyebrows and eyes, lips and cheeks, all coquettish. He seemed to hear the beating of his own heart, and when he squinted his eyes and peeked at the naked woman's body, he saw a thin green line from his left shoulder, across his neck, and diagonally to his right breast. He saw a naked pepper in the painting. When the breast was raised, his heart was moved, and he hurriedly closed his eyes, and after a long time, he opened his eyes and looked again, and saw that the green line led to the armpit, extended to the right arm, and stopped through the wrist to the thumb of the right hand. The more he looked at it, the more relieved he became, and he wanted to see if this woman's arms and fingers were not tight, but the lotus root arms and onion fingers couldn't help but be moved after all.
The other green line extends down to the neck, through the abdomen, and stops a few minutes from the navel. Duan Yu didn't dare to look at this green line, and when he stared at the green line on his arm, he saw that the words "Cloud Gate", "Zhongfu", "Tianfu", "Xia Bai", "Qi Ze", "Kong Shi", "Lie Missing", "Jingqu", "Dayuan", "Yuji" and other words were written in small characters next to the line, and stopped at the "Shaoshang" on his thumb. He usually listened to his father and mother talk about martial arts, although he didn't pay attention to it, but he heard a lot, and knew that "Cloud Gate", "Zhongfu" and so on are the names of the acupoints of the human body.
At that moment, the silk scroll was unfolded a little less, and the following words were: "The Northern Shengong Department leads the people of the world to the internal strength and I have it." The great water of the North Underworld is not self-generated. Yuyun: Hundreds of rivers meet the sea, and the water of the sea is obtained by accommodating hundreds of rivers. The ocean is hugely immersed, and the end is accumulating. This 'Hand Taiyin Lung Sutra' is the first lesson of the Northern Shengong. Below is a detailed practice of this kung fu.
Finally, he wrote: "The practice of the people of the world is from the Cloud Gate to at least business, and my free school is the opposite, from the young business to the Cloud Gate, the thumb is connected with the person, and the internal force of the other is into my body, stored in the Cloud Gate and other acupoints. However, if the enemy's internal strength is superior to ours, the sea water will pour into the river, and the danger is very great, be cautious, be cautious. The side branch of this faction, not peeking into the main road, can only eliminate the enemy's internal force, can not be used for me, as if the day to take a thousand gold and abandon it to the ground, violent treasures, but also terrible. ”
Duan Yu sighed, faintly feeling that this kung fu was not bright, attracting people's internal strength for his own, wouldn't it be like stealing other people's property? Originally, I didn't want to practice martial arts, so I didn't want to practice this kind of stealing martial arts.
It's okay not to practice martial arts, but the picture still has to be seen, so Duan Yu unfolded the silk scroll again, and the long scroll was full of portraits of nude women, standing or lying, or showing the front chest, or seeing the back, the faces of the portraits were average, but they were happy or sad, or they were affectionate, or they were light and angry, and their expressions were different. There are a total of 36 images, each with a thin colored line indicating the location of the acupuncture points and the practice method.
At the end of the silk scroll is inscribed with the words "Ling Bo Weibu", followed by countless footprints, indicating the words "woman sister", "no delusion" and so on, all of which are the directions in the I Ching. A few days ago, Duan Yu was studying the I Ching wholeheartedly, and when he saw these names, his spirits were greatly lifted, as if he had met an old friend. I saw that the footprints were dense, I don't know that there were thousands of them, from one footprint to another footprint there are green lines running through, and there are arrows drawn on the line, which is a set of complicated footwork. At the end, a line of words was written: "If you encounter a strong enemy suddenly, you can protect yourself in this way, accumulate more internal strength, and then take the enemy's life." ”
Duan Yuxin said: "The footwork left by this immortal must be extremely exquisite, compared to the footwork that the old immortal asked me to learn just now is this footwork used to escape, then I will learn it." ”
At this time, Lao Liangtou peeked outside the door, and when he saw Duan Yu finish reading the whole volume, he immediately coughed lightly, then opened the "lock" and walked in with steps.
"How's it going, finished reading?" Old Liang asked.
"Well, after reading it, thank you for the gift from the fairy family." Co-author Duan Yu never thought about changing the silk scroll.
Lao Liangtou rolled his eyes and said, "Who said that this silk scroll is for you?" ”
"Huh? It was Xiaosheng who misunderstood, and he returned the silk scroll to the immortal family. Duan Yu said a little helplessly.
"Forget it, the silk scroll can be given to you, but you must agree to my request." Lao Liang said.
"The immortal family first saved me from danger, and then gave me a fairy book, but I asked for something, and I couldn't refuse it." Duan Yu said.
"It's very simple, what is recorded in this silk scroll is the mastery practiced by a friend of mine during his lifetime, and now my requirement is that you must learn the above exercises, so as not to break the inheritance of the 'Easy Sect'." Lao Liang said.
"Huh? This, Xiaosheng doesn't like martial arts! Duan Yu replied.
"Alas, just now I said that nothing should be allowed, and now I will push and shout if you want to learn martial arts, but I am just a person who deceives the world and steals fame." Who is Lao Liangtou, that is the person who deceived God at that time and won the Oscar for his acting skills. Duan Yu, a little chick who has just come out of society, how can he be his opponent.
Sure enough, after Duan Yu heard this, he immediately said: "I am familiar with Confucius and Mencius, how can I not believe in my words, since the Immortal Family requires me to practice the above martial arts, then I will definitely practice." But I'm going to put it in front of me, although I practice martial arts, I won't kill people with secondary martial arts, and once I find a successor, I will pass on this martial arts to him, and then I will never use martial arts again. Duan Yu said righteously.
"What do you say? My ears are not very good, old, old. "Old Liang Tou began to act again.
Duan Yu was very helpless, and just as he was about to repeat it, Lao Liangtou waved his hand and interrupted: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go quickly, I still have something to do." ”
After passing through the Zhenlong chess game and Lang Huan's blessed land, the two finally walked to the steps out of the hole, of course, the statue of "Fairy Sister" had been put away by Lao Liangtou, so Duan Yu didn't see it. When I went out, I saw that the waves were raging outside, and the water was turbulent, and it was actually a big river.
The river bank and mountains stand on the stone wall, rugged and majestic, look at this situation, it has arrived at the bank of the Lancang River. Duan Yu slowly climbed out of the hole, and saw that Rong was more than ten zhang high from the river, even if the river water rose sharply, it would not flood into the hole, but it was really not easy to get to the river bank. But at this time, he is not alone, there is also a Feng Lei Zun next to him, yes, when it is time to do it, Feng Lei Zun will replace Lao Liang Tou, which is also agreed by the two before, Lao Liang Tou moves his mouth, and Feng Lei Zun moves. So Feng Lei Zun threw Duan Yu up very easily, and then jumped up himself by taking advantage of the gap between the mountain walls.
"Is the light skill used by the Immortal Family Ling Bo Weibu?" Duan Yu looked at Feng Lei Zun's elegant body, and suddenly wanted to learn light skills even more.
The riverbank was full of mountains and rocks, and there was no path, but Feng Lei Zun was indeed walking on the ground, and he easily took the lead in front, while Duan Yu followed behind with seven high and eight low.
"Xianjia, I really can't walk, I'm hungry and tired." Duan Yu found a flat place to sit and said.
"Let you practice martial arts, if you don't practice, now you will be hungry and tired after walking such a little way, what a waste. Wait here, I'll get you something to eat. After Feng Lei Zun finished speaking, he recited a few incantations, and he was a mile away from Duan Yu in a few steps.
"This immortal's moves are really powerful, but how can this immortal family be marketable for a while and strict for a while, which is his true face?" Duan Yu saw the two different states of Feng Lei Zun and Lao Liang Tou, and thought in his heart.
Finally, with the help of Feng Lei Zun, the two came to Shanrendu. And because of Feng Lei Zun's advance notice, Xiao Cherry and Zhong Ling were waiting for them by the bridge at this time.
"You're finally here, we've been waiting for you here for a long time." Little Cherry said with a pout.
"It's not that this kid is delaying time, or I'd already be there." Old Liang Tou said at this time.
"Immortals? Do you know? Duan Yu said in surprise.
"We'll talk about these things later, but now let's go to the valley." Little Cherry said.
"There is one thing I want to say, that is, after entering the valley, you must not say your surname Duan." Zhong Ling said.
"Why?" Duan Yu asked.
"If you don't want to die, don't say it." Zhong Ling did not answer, but emphasized again.