"Ahh Early in the morning, Monkey Xiaoxin heard You Mi's frightened screams coming from the toilet.

"Xiaoyou, what's wrong?" Mother Monkey hurriedly banged on the toilet door and shouted.

"Yumi, what's wrong with you?" Finally, on the weekend, Monkey Xiaoxin was holding the quilt.

It's a pity that Yumi's high-decibel horror screams ruthlessly broke up the intimate relationship between him and the quilt.

You Mi opened the door of the toilet, pointed to the bridge of her nose and said, "I have freckles!" ”

"Well, you're melasma, not freckles." Mother Monkey took a closer look and analyzed.

"What's the difference? It's not all spots, you know, I didn't talk about freckles before, and even acne doesn't grow. When the bunnies got pimples, my face was as smooth as an egg, and I cried.

Hehe, are you calling this retribution okay ( ̄_, ̄ )

"Wife, you're not white, even if you have spots, it won't be too obvious, don't make a fuss, okay?" Monkey Xiaoxin said truthfully, he felt that if he didn't look carefully, he wouldn't notice a spot on the bridge of Youmi's nose.

"You're thinking I'm hacking now, aren't you? You never hated my skin before, but now that I only have such a small freckle, you start to dislike me. Listening to Monkey Xiaoxin's words, You Mi cried even more.

Tears are like beads with broken threads, flowing down one by one.

"Oops, Monkey Xiaoxin, shut up!" Mother Monkey hurriedly said, thinking, with Monkey Xiaoxin's emotional intelligence, being able to marry a daughter-in-law back is simply God's love for the Monkey family!

"Xiaoyou, listen to me, there is a difference between melasma and freckles. Melasma is yellow-brown, generally known as gestational spots, pregnant women produce a large amount of progesterone and estrogen because of pregnancy, resulting in hormone imbalance, which leads to endocrine disorders, and will develop melasma. After giving birth and recuperating well, melasma will disappear. Mother Monkey took You Mi's hand and said patiently.

"What about freckles?" You Mi covered the bridge of her nose with her other hand and walked out with the mother monkey.

"Freckles are punctate and brown in color, and likewise, they can grow during pregnancy and are less likely to regress than melasma, so ah, freckles are more scary than melasma during pregnancy, understand? In your case, after giving birth, after the conditioning, the hormone secretion is normal, and the melasma will naturally fade. Mother Monkey continued to say patiently.

"Oh, so am I going to have melasma all over my face?" Yumi asked, thinking to herself, if that was the case, she wouldn't have to go out to meet people.

"It's hard to say, but if you stick to eating more fruits and vegetables, get a good night's sleep and be in a good mood, you won't grow much. So, Xiaoyou, smile more! As she spoke, the mother monkey smiled sweetly at Youmi.

"Hahaha! Mom, don't laugh, the pleats are all in a heap! Seeing the smiling expression of the monkey mother, Monkey Xiaoxin couldn't hold back and laughed.

"Get out!" Mother Monkey and You Mi said in unison.

Subsequently, Monkey Xiaoxin was disgusted by the two women in the family at the same time.

"Mom, I have some skin care products here, you can try them, they are all used before I got pregnant, and I can't use them now, and it's a waste to put them away. I see that you usually rub some Dabao, that's not good, although Dabao can be seen every day, but it's good to see it, to wrinkle and whiten, you still need something produced by foreigners. With that, You Mi pulled the mother monkey into his bedroom.

"But, I'm getting older, is it too late to get rid of wrinkles and whitening now?" Mother Monkey wondered.

"Trust me, there will definitely be some improvement." After saying that, You Mi closed the bedroom door.

directly shut Monkey Xiaoxin out of the door.

"Disgusted, huh?" Daddy Monkey gloated.

"What's wrong with me?" Monkey Xiaoxin was still inexplicable, and he couldn't understand how to offend the two women in the family at the same time in an instant.

"You're like me, you don't understand a woman's heart!" Father Monkey beckoned to Monkey Xiaoxin and asked him to come over and drink tea with him.

"Don't compare me with you, although I can't talk about how I know a woman's heart, but at least I understand Youmi's heart, otherwise, how can I chase her?" Monkey Xiaoxin took a sip of tea, and then said triumphantly.

"Then why did you just eat Xiaoyou's closed door?" Daddy Monkey teased.

"That's. Is that... Why, Dad? Monkey Xiaoxin looked at Father Monkey with a look of asking for advice.

"That's because you don't understand the heart of a pregnant woman!" Subsequently, the monkey father told Monkey Xiaoxin about the time when the monkey mother was pregnant with Monkey Xiaoxin.

Back then, when the monkey mother was pregnant with Monkey Xiaoxin, she also experienced morning sickness, poor sleep, anxiety, constipation, spots, and stretch marks like You Mi...... These nightmares from which all pregnant women cannot escape.

Moreover, the monkey mother still has to go to class, and every day she patiently lectures to the students on the podium with her stomach up, and when she comes back, she has to change her homework and prepare for class, and she is even busier when she encounters the final exam.

All, it is inevitable that the mother monkey will lose her temper with the father of the monkey to vent her physical pain and psychological pressure.

At first, the monkey father didn't understand, thinking that the monkey mother was making a fuss, wasn't it just getting pregnant, what is the difference between this and a man's beer belly.

Monkey Xiaoxin's low EQ is inherited from Monkey Dad, and the identification is complete.

Therefore, when the mother monkey has to withstand the pressure outside, but she can't get her husband's understanding at home, she suffers from depression.

At that time, the word "depression" was still relatively unfamiliar, so when I saw the monkey mother being depressed all day long, the people around me just thought that she might be like this because she was not feeling pregnant.

Gradually, the originally cheerful mother monkey became less talkative, except for lecturing during class, answering and answering questions raised by students, after class, she would never say a word more to others, even to the monkey father, and would not say more than five sentences a day.

Not only that, but the mother monkey began to be anorexic, vomiting what she ate, her weight dropped sharply, and even her amniotic fluid began to be insufficient.

The monkey father was so anxious that he took him to the hospital for examination, and the doctor couldn't say what the specific problem was.

Fortunately, the principal of their school is a very old woman, and she has been abroad and has a lot of knowledge. Therefore, she quickly found out about the problem of the monkey mother, and gave her a long time off, so that she could come back after the confinement, but the salary was still paid, but the performance bonus was gone.

The headmistress also talked to Father Monkey once, and gave her some of the pressures and risks that pregnant women may face when they are pregnant, as well as the possible depression of pregnant women.

At this time, the monkey father realized that the monkey mother was suffering from pregnant woman depression.

Taking advantage of the monkey mother's vacation, the monkey father also took a long vacation for a period of time, accompanied the monkey mother to see a doctor, accompanied her for a walk, and chatted with her......

Gradually, the monkey mother's depression began to ease, at least willing to communicate with the monkey father, and began to tell all kinds of sadness about pregnancy.

"Sometimes, sometimes I really don't want to give birth, I just want to give this baby... I've induced labor! "Once, Mother Monkey cried to Father Monkey.

"Hey, blame me, I'm not a competent husband, tell me what you have in the future, don't hold it in your heart, okay?" Father Monkey hurriedly relieved and hugged Mother Monkey.

Finally, before the birth of Monkey Xiaoxin, the mother monkey was cured of depression, and she also learned to self-regulate, so she was not in a hurry during confinement.

"Wow, I almost burped then!" After listening, Monkey Xiaoxin couldn't help but sigh.

"No, after all, the scourge will last for 10,000 years, hahaha!" Father Monkey couldn't help but joke about Monkey Xiaoxin.

After chatting with Father Monkey for an afternoon, You Mi's door finally opened, and I saw Mother Monkey holding a bunch of Estee Lauder and La Mer Mysteries, as well as SK Tu, and walked out radiantly.

"Yo, this is a crazy loot after the devil entered the village!" Watching the mother monkey come out with a lot of things, the father monkey couldn't help but quip.

"Humph! It was given to me by my daughter-in-law. Mother Monkey snorted, then hugged the pile of things and proudly displayed it in front of Father Monkey.

Seeing that You Mi was about to close the door again, Monkey Xiaoxin rushed into the bedroom at lightning speed.

"Our mom said, I have to keep a good mood, otherwise melasma will grow all over." You Mi glanced at Monkey Xiaoxin and said.

"Yes! So, my wife has to be happy every day, do you want to buy a bag or a shoe recently? I'll take you around. Monkey Xiaoxin hurriedly hugged You Mi and said.

"No, thank you, I can go shopping and buy it myself, but when I see you, my mood becomes unbeautiful." You Mi broke free from Monkey Xiaoxin's arms and said with a little disgust.

"Wife, do you think I'm ugly now? Do you think that after getting married, I will no longer be handsome? Monkey Xiaoxin said in the most sad tone.

"You're calling me ugly.." Before You Mi finished speaking, as soon as he turned around, he saw Monkey Xiaoxin wrinkled his handsome face into a big chrysanthemum, and pushed his nostrils up with his fingers.

"Poofha!" You Mi didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

"Wife, I know, you think I'm ugly, but although I'm ugly, I'm very rich!" Monkey Xiaoxin said in a strange tone, and spilled Grandpa Mao in the wallet, and sprinkled Grandpa Mao all over the bed.

Looking at Grandpa Mao, who was full of pink, You Mi couldn't help but quip: "Yo, you hide a lot of private money behind my back!" ”

"No, this is the pocket money given to me by my wife's boss, and my wife is generous, so I gave me a bed of Grandpa Mao." Monkey Xiaoxin said hurriedly.

"Humph! Wife, I don't want to give you pocket money to spend now! You Mi pretended to be angry.

"Okay, I'll give all my pocket money back to my wife." As he spoke, Monkey Xiaoxin began to put away the pile of Grandpa Mao, and then held it in front of You Mi with both hands.

"Alright! Put it back, disrespecting Grandpa Mao is a crime against the working people! You Mi said.

"Hehe, wife, actually, don't pay too much attention to these little spots, I really, really don't think they are not pretty." After Monkey Xiaoxin put Grandpa Mao back in his wallet, he hugged You Mi and said.

"There's only one of them, where did you come from?" You Mi glanced at Monkey Xiaoxin and said.

"Yes, yes, yes! I mean, if, if it becomes them, it doesn't affect your beauty. Because ah, these spots are the stars that grow on the face, and the stars are as beautiful as the sky is. As he spoke, Monkey Xiaoxin kissed the little melasma with the most tender love......