When we returned to Youmi's house after we were busy, my aunt came to ask us about the blind date with a gossipy face.

"How? How? Is it more handsome than the sea, taller than the sea, more humorous than the sea? My aunt pulled me excitedly and asked, after each word "than", there was a bunch of punctuation marks. When my aunt finished speaking, my face was dotted with stars as if it had been drenched in heavy rain.

However, why is this sentence so familiar.

"Hey, Auntie, it's hard to say." I began to lay the groundwork, trying to furrow my brow and put on an unspeakable look.

"Uh, not as handsome as the sea? Still not as high as the sea? My aunt started to get nervous and rubbed her hands together.

"That's the sea, it's obviously a gutter!" Lao Xie, I'm sorry, only if you say it badly, this level of Youmi can get by, for the sake of the two of us helping you pull the red line, just bear it silently.

"What gutter? Fox smell? "Auntie, your imagination is rich.

"It's uglier than the sea, shorter than the sea, and hair," I looked at the Mediterranean Sea above my aunt's head, "not much more hair than yours." ”

"How so! The introducer isn't in the pit, and he doesn't have to look for Pan An Song Yu or something, but at least the hair should cover the top of the head. My aunt began to vigorously brush the hair on the top of his head, trying to cover his bare scalp, but after a long time, only a small handful of hair came to the front, and it was a large distance from the hair behind, like an island in the Mediterranean.

"I've already told You Mi, let the introducer send a photo before meeting, if you eat lotus root, you won't see it, we will only see a handsome guy." With that, I winked at Yumi.

"Yes, you have to look at the photos first." After receiving the hint, You Mi immediately echoed me.

"Girl, it's okay, the good man is still behind." My aunt saw that You Mi didn't talk much after she came back, let alone make a fuss, so she thought she was in a bad mood, and she became soft and slow when she spoke to her, with a fatherly look.

Auntie, in fact, You Mi is just tired of playing, you don't have to be like this, pretending to be a loving father is not suitable for you, and it is quite tiring.

After You Mi accompanied me to eat, drink and play around for two days, I received a photo of my next blind date from the introducer.

"Wow! The introducer took out all the treasures at the bottom of the box this time. is so handsome, he can be a star. "I looked at the man in the photo, my eyes lit up, and I only hated that my boyfriend had made friends early.

The men are 25 and 26 with wheat-colored skin and look healthy. The key is appearance, he should have combined Gu Tianle, Wu Yanzu, Yang Yang, and Lin Ergou, no, Lin Gengxin has all the advantages. It's too handsome to describe in normal language, please make up for it yourself, or put the appearance of those male stars together for reference.

However, if P becomes an alien, don't blame me, it's your skills that can't work.

"It's okay." You Mi always doesn't pretend to be cold when he should be, and he looks cold when he shouldn't.

"Cut, don't pretend to be cold, if you don't like it, push it." I pouted.

"Let's go and meet it, I'm not such a superficial person, I won't be overjoyed just because of my appearance, I still have to look at my personality and quality." You Mi pretended not to care and glanced at the photo.

Sister, you just go ahead and pretend, and when you bow down in front of his suit pants, I'll take a big close-up of you.

The two of us came to the good relationship again, and You Mi, who pretended not to care, dressed up. The bob is slightly curled, the exquisite makeup is paired with a black off-the-shoulder dress, and a pair of black sandals with 8cm thin heels.

Walking on the road, the return rate reached 90%. Why not 100%? Because the remaining 10% are looking down at their phones?

"What do you see? It's not just a goblin! A woman with beautiful makeup pulled her husband or boyfriend and shook her head back in the direction of Youmi. The power was so great that I seemed to hear a "click".

"You Mi, there is a goblin who scolds you for being a goblin." I pulled Yumi and gestured to the bewitching woman with my eyes.

"Everyone is a goblin, so why be in a hurry to fry each other." You Mi glanced at the woman with a cold expression.

After entering the good relationship, I still sat behind You Mi and admired today's handsome guy from the best angle.

After waiting for nearly ten minutes, the handsome guy in the photo walked down the photo, walked into the good relationship, and walked to You Mi.

"It's You Mi, hello, I'm Pan Xiang. Sorry, I'm late. Pan Xiang must have seen You Mi's photos beforehand, otherwise he wouldn't have found her so accurately.

It seems that the introducer has summed up the previous lessons, sent photos first, and then made an appointment to meet after seeing the right eye.

"No, no, I'll be there a little early, please take a seat." After seeing the handsome guy, You Mi's cold mask immediately shattered, revealing the shyness and panic of a normal woman when she saw the handsome guy.

"Pan Xiang, Fat Xiang, Xiang, is, Fat Xiang, is a piece of fat. Hahaha...... This handsome guy's name is not good! "I was secretly happy in my heart.

"You haven't ordered anything yet, let's order it together, what do you want to drink?" Fat Xiang took the menu and handed it to You Mi very gentlemanly.

"Their sparkling water is good, it tastes good, and it quenches your thirst." You Mi pointed to the picture of the sparkling water and showed it to Fat Xiang.

"You said the same thing to Xie Xiaofeng last time, can you change it?" I couldn't help but complain in my heart.

"Yes, but without ice, it's too cold and not good for the stomach. Girls, also drink less cold, otherwise the menstrual period will be very uncomfortable. "Have you ever seen such a handsome guy? Fat Sho also.

"Okay, listen to you." You Mi showed a good girl image with a different appearance from her, and it seemed that she was shocked by Fat Xiang's handsomeness.

Although Fat Xiang himself is not as fairy as in the photo, and he is darker, he can still be more handsome than Huo Jianhua and taller than Huang Xiaoming. The most important thing is that Fat Xiang's temperament is very gentle, which makes people feel close. Unlike You Mi, she always has a cold look, which makes people think that she is an iceberg beauty, and she is difficult to approach.

The two sat by the window, drinking green sparkling water, and the sunlight through the glass sprinkled the golden light on the two of them, revealing a hazy beauty.

It's a painting, a painting about love. Handsome guys and beautiful women are always the perfect match in love. Even passers-by can't help but look back, hoping to remember the beauty of this moment.

Looking at the two people in the painting, I couldn't help but imagine that if Fat Xiang became my brother-in-law, then this pair of CPs would definitely be the face of the couple world, and they could envy countless others.

"How could a young and beautiful girl like You Mi come on a blind date?" Fat Xiang is not only easy-going, but also very talkative.

"How can a handsome and sunny boy like Pan Xiang come on a blind date?" Yumi threw the question back.

After drinking the sparkling water, You Mi has regained her composure, after all, she is not a physique, and her heart will be defeated in two minutes.

"Hehe, by my mother... Forced. Fat Xiang smiled helplessly.

"Forced by your mother?" You don't have to repeat it.

"yes, so are you?" If you look at others, you won't put the words mom and forced together without punctuation.

"No, my dad forced it. When he saw that some of my friends were mothers, he was worried that the good man would be snatched away by someone else. "My stomach hurts and I should be sneezing at this time," and even my sister has a boyfriend, so my dad is even more panicked, for fear that my sister will get married before me. ”

"Hehe, lie down in an instant." I took a breath of mint water with a straw in my hand, and a lot of bubbles came out of it.

But my aunt's worries are right, because I did get married in front of You Mi, for this reason, at least half a year, on the mahjong table, my mother didn't dare to order my aunt's cannon, but this is all a later story.

"Hey, current parents, you're only 23 years old, why are you in such a hurry?" Fat Xiang smiled, and then leaned back in the chair, resting his head on his arms, very casual, it seemed that You Mi made him feel very relaxed.

"Yes, you're so handsome, there shouldn't be a shortage of girls to chase, right?" You Mi looked at Fat Xiang so casually, and he also relaxed.

"Hehe, yes, it's annoying." Fat Xiang twitched the corners of his mouth, as if he was very irritated by the fact that he was being chased by a girl.

"There must be too many people chasing it, so it's annoying." You Mi took a sip and soaked in the water.

"Yes, what about you, there must be a lot of people chasing you." Fat Xiang looked at You Mi and thought that this girl was very cute, but she still came on a blind date, she wouldn't have the same hardships as herself, right?

"It seems so, but I don't pay much attention to it, because my attention to people is like a net, the person who cares about it will come in, and the person who doesn't care will stay outside, no matter how he jumps outside, I won't pay attention. So all in all, I don't have much to worry about. Yumi shrugged.

"Haha, it feels like you're fishing in a net." Fat Xiang laughed when he heard You Mi's theory, "Although the description is a bit exaggerated, it really makes sense, I should learn from you." Come, replace the wine with soda, I salute you, it's a pleasure to meet you as a friend! Fat Xiang raised his glass, in a posture of worship.

"No, this time the man will be a blind date." I was stunned behind my back.

"Okay, cheers!" You Mi is also very bold, and he raised his cup and touched it.

"You Mi, you will follow him when he goes off topic? This will run to Taiwan! I was in a hurry in the back, so I quickly took out my mobile phone and sent a text message to Youmi, reminding her that this was a blind date, not a worship.

"You Mi, I think it's quite good to talk to you." Fat Xiang said very sincerely.

"Uh-huh, Rice Rabbit." Yumi responded with a smile and glanced at the text message I sent.

"Of course, we can talk about it, we have all bowed to the handle, and we are ready to go to Taiwan together." I muttered behind my back.

"Then I'll ask you directly, in fact, you came on a blind date because of your hardships, right?" Speaking of which, Fat Xiang changed his relaxed and casual appearance, and also showed a hint of nervousness.

"Yes, I was annoyed by my dad and the group of three aunts and six mothers-in-law at home, otherwise how could I come on a blind date. On such a hot day, you have to wrap yourself into a Christmas tree. If it weren't for you, I would have been lying on the couch watching TV in my pajamas and slippers. You Mi pouted and complained.

"I didn't mean that, I mean, do you have similar struggles as I do?" Fat Xiang leaned forward with a sincere expression.

"Eh, isn't that your mother forcing my dad to do it?" You Mi tilted his head slightly and looked at Fat Xiang suspiciously.

"What I'm talking about is, do you like to grow flowers like me?" Fat Xiang pursed his lips.

"Well, I don't like it, what do I raise and die." You Mi is getting more and more confused, what does planting flowers have to do with blind dates?

"It's not the one who planted the flowers, it's the one who planted the flowers." Fat Xiang was a little excited, his right hand clenched the cup, and his left palm rubbed on the table.

"Which one and which?" You Mi was also a little anxious, thinking to himself a good handsome guy, how can he have a defective IQ, this can't be a fool, right?

"I like to grow chrysanthemums, don't you like to grow lilies too?" Fat Xiang felt that he had said enough about Chiguoguo.

"Poof!" I couldn't hold back, and a mouthful of ice mint squirted out.

Under the eyes of Fat Xiang, I calmly wiped my mouth, and then continued to drink ice mint.

This handsome guy turned out to be a gay! It seems that this time You Mi is really going to recognize sisters.

Chrysanthemums, lilies, and Yumi quickly imagined the relationship between these two flowers in their minds.

Slowly, You Mi came to his senses, cleared his throat and said, "You plant chrysanthemums, it's good, chrysanthemums are very beautiful." However, I don't grow lilies, I don't plant lilies, I like to carry them. ”

"Oh, I like to bring handles, too." Fat Xiang was slightly disappointed.

"Then why are you still here for a blind date?" Although the handsome guy likes chrysanthemums instead of her delicate flowers, Yu Mi still treats Fat Xiang as a friend, oh no, as a sister.

"Because my mom started to doubt my sexuality." Fat Xiang said bluntly.

Some of people's sexual orientations are innate, while others are caused by their acquired environment. People have three souls and seven spirits, and the ghosts in the three souls determine people's sexual orientation and sexual ability. And this sexual orientation, which is determined by the ghost, cannot be changed by the acquired environment.

Fat Xiang, this is the case.

In fact, when he began to develop sexually, he found that he liked boys rather than girls. Every time he goes to the toilet, he is both happy and shy, and as he gets older, this sexual orientation of Fat Xiang becomes more and more obvious.

He was originally handsome, and he was the object of competition among female classmates. But in the face of this kind of pursuit, he was very distressed, so that he simply stayed away from girls as much as possible.

Therefore, after graduating from junior high school, he chose to join the army, so that he could stay away from girls openly and get close to the boys he liked, which made him feel very happy.

However, he still hides his sexuality very deeply, giving people the impression that he is a straight man of steel who is not close to women.

After the army was transferred, he did not choose the job assigned by the state, but opened his own bar, in order to let those who have similar hardships to him have a place where they can release themselves and vent their feelings.

Seeing that her son's bar was also open and he was getting older, but he never had a girlfriend by his side, Fat Xiang's mother began to be anxious.

At first, the fat mother just thought that her son was handsome and rich, so she had a high vision. So, I found someone to introduce a few models and actors to Fat Xiang, but Fat Xiang still didn't like it.

The fat mother is even more anxious, does her son like Chang'e in the sky, but Chang'e already has Hou Yi and Wu Gang by her side, and it is not her son's turn.

In order not to be nagged by the fat mother, Fat Xiang simply lived in the bar.

One day, the fat mother came to see Fat Xiang with a soup, and saw that Fat Xiang was actually sitting on the lap of a strong man, and the two of them were still face to face, nose to nose, and they wished that you were me and I were your slimy strength.

"Smack!" The soup was sprinkled all over the ground, and the fat mother's heart was broken.

Afterwards, Fat Xiang explained to the fat mother, saying that he was joking with the other party, but the fat mother didn't believe it, saying that he would believe it if he brought a girlfriend back immediately.

Therefore, Fat Xiang came on a blind date, and You Mi was his first blind date.

"Well, what a twisty story, so what are you going to do now? Is it true that a girl went back and convinced your mother? "You Mi thinks it's not easy for Fat Xiang, everyone likes to bring handles, but it is natural for You Mi to like it, and it is natural for Fat Xiang to like it.

"Yumi, can you pretend to be my girlfriend? So convince my mom. Fat Xiang pleaded, and grabbed You Mi's hand.

"But I can't pretend for a lifetime! Besides, you and I both like to wear handles, in case we fall in love with the same man one day, isn't that to make sisters turn their faces? You Mi took Fat Xiang's hand away.

"Hahaha, don't worry, a man who likes me will never like you, and a man who likes you will never like me, you know." Fat Xiang winked at Youmi.

The effect of this discharge is good, although I know that the other party likes to plant chrysanthemums, but I still shook Youmi's careful liver.

"Okay, since you want to pretend, then you also have to pretend to be my boyfriend in front of my dad, so that I don't have to continue the blind date." You Mi had an idea, and felt that pretending to be a two-way street, since she could pretend to be Fat Xiang's girlfriend to cheat on his mother, then Fat Xiang could also pretend to be her boyfriend to cheat on her father. In this way, she can temporarily retreat from the blind date road to the side to rest.

"Good idea, we'll be good sisters from now on. How do you feel about pretending to be a couple until you find a boyfriend? Fat Xiang stretched out his little finger and hooked it towards You Mi.

"No problem, Sister Xiang, I'll rely on you to cover me in the future!" You Mi hooked Fat Xiang's little finger with his little finger, and the two of them were together with Jin Lan in a good relationship.

"You Mi, you are really a crow's mouth, you really said it, this third blind date is to recognize sisters." Looking at the two sisters and sisters in front of me, the picture of the fairy couple in my mind was immediately shattered, and it was replaced by the picture of the two of them holding hands and shopping and making handsome guys.

Girls, you know why you can't find a handsome and nice man as a boyfriend, right? Because handsome and good men are other people's boyfriends!