Chapter 825: Bravely Breaking into the Women's Bathroom
The sunshine in Sanya is especially beautiful in winter, coupled with the dumplings made by themselves, the two of them sit in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, the red wine glass in their hands holds the mellow red wine (that is, the red wine in the rolling pin), looking at the sea view, tasting, chatting, it is even more beautiful.
Yiyan sat cross-legged on the carpet, with a solid fabric cushion behind him, and put a dumpling in his mouth to enjoy, and hummed proudly, giving a very high evaluation, "Husband, this is the best dumpling I have ever tasted." ”
Li Tingchen looked at the strange-shaped dumplings on the plate, and couldn't help laughing, just past noon, the light was still very strong, and when it hit his face, he cast a small shadow on his long eyelashes, so Li Tingchen's face was more three-dimensional, and the lines were clearer.
Yiyan looked at Li Tingchen, and his movements of chewing dumplings slowed down, husband, do you want to be so handsome!
is so handsome that he feels that he has taken advantage of him.
"At the same time, he's the ugliest of all, right?" Someone hit the nail on the head, but the corners of his mouth were always raised when he said this, and it seemed that this was also the best dumpling he had ever eaten.
But he didn't know that the taste of Yiyan dumplings had already added the ingredients of beautiful men.
"It's better dipped in vinegar, husband, try it, you're not jealous." Yiyan didn't swallow the dumplings in his mouth, his cheeks were bulging, he didn't invite him to speak, and there was some vinegar on the side of his small mouth.
Li Tingchen's long arm stretched out directly to her cheek with the small glass table, and wiped the vinegar juice from the corner of her mouth with the thumb of his right hand, "Wife, just eat your jealous husband is full, and let me be jealous?" ”
Someone's sword eyebrows flew obliquely, and the usual arrogance was revealed, and the gentleness under his eyes surged out like a spring.
Yiyan coughed, "Husband, I don't seem to have made you jealous lately, right?" You see, how bad is the market now? I don't even have the opposite sex around, and now that my identity is public, no one will dare to provoke me in the future, what else are you worried about? ”
The little woman has a serious face, and her lines are as if they are promised in writing.
"Didn't you? I remember having one that dangled in front of you all day. Li Tingchen took a bite of the dumplings, the strong fragrance wafted, the taste buds were occupied by the tender filling, and the dumpling filling adjusted by his wife was really delicious!
It's just a pity that his dumpling wrappers are really a bit out of the table.
Boss Li has decided, and he has to practice hard when he goes back.
Yiyan was stunned, thought about it repeatedly, and made sure that he really didn't have any friends of the opposite sex, so he pouted and squinted at him, "Nonsense, you scoundrel me." ”
"Wife, our son, is also of the opposite sex."
"Poof! Isn't it husband! You even ...... Eh, okay, okay, I've long been used to you eating my son's vinegar, hey, hey, I haven't said anything about you, you're better to Qing'er than to me, and I'm jealous too. ”
Li Tingchen picked up the red wine glass, "Wife, don't be jealous today, let's drink." ”
The red wine with a rich color and sweet taste is almost overflowing from the wine glass, this kind of heroic way of drinking, it is really a local tyrant to have no friends.
Yiyan picked up the wine glass, and the two touched it lightly.
"Cheers, Mommy Mu."
Boss Li's eyes swayed, and the color was more mellow and moving than red wine.
"Cheers, Qing'er's daddy."
Yiyan pursed her crimson lips, and the happiness on her face spread out of the corners of her eyes, delicate, gentle, lingering, and indescribable affection.
Feitian International School, Primary School.
Sneaking out of the classroom during class time is already commonplace for Mu Chen, at first the teacher didn't dare to discipline him because he was afraid that he was Li Tingchen's son, but later after passing several exams and random inspections at any time, the teachers acquiesced to the reasonableness of his not coming to class.
Of course, there were a few times because Mu Chen asked the teacher questions in class, and the teacher was upside down, and every time the teachers came to class to see Mu Chen, they wished that he was not in the classroom.
Time bombs, that's the most terrible, high-IQ kids, that's the hardest to mess with.
Mu Chen sat on the swing frame, his feet dangling in the air with the swing of the swing, his little hands holding the computer, and the corners of his mouth rose uninhibitedly.
Please call me the big guy (Mu Chen): "Night Song, where do you want to escape?" ”
Recently, I was congested (night song): "Baby, will you let me go for the time being and let me be quiet for two days?" Oba has been in a bad mood lately. ”
Please call me the big guy: "If you don't have the skills to be as good as others, you can learn it slowly, and you don't have to run away seriously, right?" ”
Recently, he was congested: "Mu Bao'er, Oba is now seriously injured physically and mentally, and needs to be healed and quiet!" ”
Mu Chen gave up typing on the keyboard and directly sent the video invitation, but Yege didn't answer.
If you are not sincere, do not disturb: "What are you doing?" Want to see beautiful men? The beautiful man is in a bad mood and doesn't show it. ”
Yo, I actually changed the name, and it was faster.
Mu Chen persistently pressed the start button, "Uncle Yege, I don't want to see beautiful men, I want you to see something, I promise, you will definitely like it after reading it." ”
"I don't believe it, you kid has too many eyes, and believing you is denying science, anti-society and anti-human, Oba won't be fooled."
Failures too many times are talked about, bloody lessons.
Mu Chen tilted his head with his hands on his cheeks and fell into depression, it seems that Yege was really stimulated by Grandpa's affairs, Yege, who had never missed, stumbled, things were a bit big, and Yege's glass heart was broken. Ah!
Mu Chen took a deep breath, "Uncle Yege, can you come back soon, I need you, I can't do this without your help." You're the best uncle! Come back and help me! ”
Fried Night Song: "Ouch, this is still the case? ”
The name is changed...... Mu Chen was also convinced.
"You turn on the video and I'll tell you, or I won't say it."
"You kid! What about threatening me? Let me open a video, explain first, what's your name? Why do you call you a big guy? Why are you a big guy? Aren't you afraid that your father will beat you? ”
Night Song asked a series of questions, Mu Chen laughed, sure enough, curiosity killed the cat, "Then start the video." ”
Ye Ge's classmate still didn't win against Mu Chen in the end, and obediently opened the video, the raunchy Ye Ge leaned against the floor-to-ceiling window alone, carrying half a bottle of beer in his hand, pouting and shrugging, looking resigned to his fate, "Okay, let's talk." ”
Mu Chen was relieved to confirm that Yege was safe and sound, this is the most important thing, "I secretly inserted a monitoring chip into my second uncle's computer, it turns out that my second uncle has a close relationship with Longmen. ”
"! No way!? Your second uncle? Why don't I believe it? How can you kid suspect your second uncle? ”
Mu Chen spoke, only half of what he said, leaving the other half to die in a hurry.
Mu Chen smiled, his little mouth crooked, and he giggled at Ye Ge, who was close to the camera on the screen, "I can only tell you this when I meet, in short, I need you to help me and help me get close to someone." ”
Ye Ge's narrow phoenix eyes blinked angrily and lustfully, "Female? Beauty? Don't go if it's not pretty. ”
"Beauty, and it's a beauty whose IQ can kill you in seconds."
Night Song's interest was completely aroused, and he couldn't wait to ask, "Who?" Such a cow! ”
Mu Chen hooked his fingers, lowered his voice and pretended to be mysterious, "My second aunt." ”
Night Song: "...... I'm going to go! You bear child! You asked me to get close to your second aunt, and your second uncle got a divorce? Uh, no, your second uncle is not married. ”
Mu Chenban straightened his waist, and his fingers swiped the screen at will, "She is not my second aunt now, but looking at my second uncle's fascination, nine times out of ten." ”
Nightsong's disillusioned interest was burned again, "How close?" ”
Mu Chen smiled and said: "It's very simple, take advantage of your identity to go to New York Central Hospital, and I forgot to tell you that my second aunt is also a doctor and a senior surgeon, and her name is Sofina." ”
Nightsong stroked her chin, Sofina? Why does this name sound so familiar?
"You let me get close to your second aunt, aren't you afraid that Oba's charm will be too strong and turn your second aunt into a girlfriend?"
Mu Chen shook his head categorically, "No, I believe in the IQ of the second aunt, and I will never choose an unreliable flower thief." ”
I'll it!
"Hey, hey, hey! You kid......"
It's a pity that Mu Chen has already closed the computer and gone offline.
Stuffing the computer into his backpack, Mu Chen jumped off the swing frame, Second aunt, if you want to enter the door of the Li family, you still have a big hurdle to pass.
Mu Chen was about to leave with his schoolbag, and Yan Ze's children suddenly ran over from the lawn, because the fat face and flesh of the running Tai Chi were trembling, and it was very funny from Mu Chen's perspective.
However, why did he come back to class time? Didn't you already discuss that you wouldn't skip class?
Before Mu Chen could ask, Yan Ze panted and clutched his stomach, "Mu Chen...... Brother, come with me! ”
"What's wrong?"
Yan Ze waved his hand and shook his head, and after a series of chaotic body movements, he still didn't express it clearly, "You come with me!" ”
Mu Chen's eyebrows furrowed, "Okay." ”
A few minutes later, Mu Chen was stunned.
He pointed to the door of the women's bathroom in front of him and asked Yan Ze, "Here?" ”
Yan Zeran's face turned red, and he nodded as fast as he could, "Well, this is it, you ...... You have to help Sister Yixuan. ”
Mu Chen's face darkened, his intestines turned black, and he bit his lip, "Yan Ze, this is the women's toilet, I'm a boy, I can't go in." ”
Yan Ze held his breath, and looked aggrieved that he was about to cry, "But if you don't go, Sister Yixuan won't come out, and besides, she won't let me go to the teacher." ”
Mu Chen looked up at the sky, why are children so troublesome now?
It turned out that when the two were playing together after class, Yi Xuan peed her pants, she was scared and anxious, so she could only hide in the bathroom and not come out, and she resolutely refused to let Yan Ze tell the teacher, so she could only go to Mu Chen.
Mu Chen felt in minutes that he could already work part-time as a nanny.
"How long has she been in there?"
Hikozawa thought for a moment, "I'll go in when class is over......"
Class? It's been twenty minutes into class now, this girl......
Mu Chen scratched his head, if he went to the women's toilet, his reputation in this life would be ruined.
Yan Ze tugged at his clothes and begged, "Brother Mu Chen, Sister Yixuan listens to you the most, she will definitely come out if you go inside, you can go and help her...... Brother Mu Chen, woo woo ......"
Hearing the crying outside, Yi Xuan's crying also came out from inside, now it's okay, the two children cried to Mu Chen, and Little Master Li said Alexander!
Yi Xuan inside cried and shouted, "Brother Mu Chen...... Whining...... Woohoo......"
In the sky, Mu Baoer felt that his worldview was collapsing.
"Brother Mu Chen, I'm scared...... Woo, I'm scared. Yi Xuan's helpless voice made people feel distressed, thinking that a little girl was hiding in the bathroom and didn't dare to come out, in fact, ...... Mu Chen's heart has softened.
If it were Qing'er, Mu Chen would definitely go in without hesitation, but now, okay, Mu Chen admits that he still loves his sister more.
"Brother Mu Chen...... Boom ......"
Gritting his teeth, Mu Chen patted Yan Ze's shoulder, "Don't cry first, I'll ......"
Yan Ze instantly raised his face, and a smile popped out of his eyes that hadn't wiped his tears, "Really? Brother Mu Chen, you are really good! ”
Mu Chen's heart was broken! Looking around, it's good that it's class time, otherwise, Mu Chen's children would want to cut their stomachs.
"Well, you're watching from the outside, I'll go in and take a look." Mu Chen put down his schoolbag, thought about it, took off his school uniform jacket, and gave it to Yi Xuan for a while.
Inhale and exhale, Mu Chen is mentally prepared, and then ready to be heroic!
For the first time in his life, Mu Chen fought for the sake of girls!
Who knows, Mu Chen had just entered the door, and his back had not completely disappeared, when a man's voice shouted from a distance-
"Hey! What are you doing in front of you! That's the women's restroom! Come out! Come out! ”
Yan Ze's little face turned white with fright, "Brother Mu Chen, it's Uncle Security is here!" ”