Chapter 1 Team 6 / Xiao Shiyi Lang Line
The sound of a helicopter propeller came overhead, and when I opened my eyes, I found myself hanging in mid-air, with a lifeguard holding my waist and this lifeguard hanging from a sling.
Below me is the city of Shanghai, which has completely turned into a vast ocean.
Seeing the magnificent sea scene below, I gradually remembered what had just happened - because of the power of the Leviathan, the entire land of Shanghai turned into seawater, and the whole city began to sink.
In the air not far away, I also saw ten helicopters that came to the rescue, in those helicopters, I saw Lin Yayue, Gu Qingcheng and Uncle Lewd, some of them were being held in the air by the lifeguards, and some were standing behind the door of the helicopter looking at the tragic scene below, obviously, they were also saved like me, but they were very lucky.
I looked down, and in the middle of the sea directly below me, there was a white behemoth, it was a huge blue and white super worm, its surface had a porous stomach, I could even see its eyes dripping with small blood droplets, and from the sea around it, there were many white eggs, and those eggs were new worms rolling down from it...... Lin Yayue said that this big worm is called Rulim, and it has the ability to reproduce indefinitely.
However, on the sea in front of Rulim, there was another huge figure of the same size, it was a large black snake with a length of nearly a thousand meters, although its body was not one-fifth of Rulim's, but it was more than ten times longer than Rulim's, it swam freely in the sea, surrounded by one whirlpool after another, and even the waves were against it. It breathes flames from its mouth, smoke from its nose, sharp teeth, and its body is as strong as armor, its body is coiled, with its body as the center, and the surrounding city and ground are constantly turning into sea water and sinking. As I remembered, this great serpent was called Leviathan, and it had the ability to turn the earth into an equal amount of seawater.
And a little farther away, I saw the dark clouds in the sky, and in the dark clouds, I saw a huge bull's head, the size of a bull's head, almost the size of a building, but this bull's head had no horns, and was gray all over, and it had a large open mouth, and when I saw it open its mouth, the clouds around it were violently churning and emitting lightning. This monster should be the Kui Long that Lin Yayue said, it has the ability to call the wind and rain to create storms, and it is a great natural enemy of airplanes and other spacecraft.
"Hey, boy, are you alright! Do you need me to give you artificial respiration? "I suddenly heard the voice of the leopard in the forest, looked up, and saw that the lewd uncle of the leopard in the forest was standing in the nearest helicopter to me and waved at me, I waved at him, signaling that everything was okay, everything was OK.
At this moment, a man carrying a rocket launcher suddenly walked out from behind the door of the helicopter above me, and then I saw that he aimed at Rulim below, and shot a rocket, and the rocket quickly rushed downward, but it exploded in mid-air, and after the explosion, no fragments flew out, what flew out was a pale green veil, and the veil quickly fell on Rulim's body, and then I saw that Rulim's body began to melt rapidly the moment it touched the green veil. When you zoom out, you end up completely invisible.
"The anthropomorphism of the supernatural life form No. 02 has been successful, and the salvage operation has begun."
The Commander's voice rang in my headphones, and I saw a helicopter descend downwards in the sky.
Then I saw the door of another helicopter open, and a sniper stood in the doorway, and fired at the huge sea serpent, and I saw a pink veil floating towards the sea serpent, and when it landed on the body of the sea serpent, the sea snake also began to deform, shrink, and become a small figure, but because I was now in the air, it was too far away, so I couldn't see what the sea serpent Leviathan looked like after it turned into a human form.
The last shot did not come from a helicopter, but from a fighter jet that streaked across the sky, and I saw that fighter leap towards the top of the huge Kui dragon head in the clouds, and then before passing over the top of the Kui dragon, two paratroopers jumped off the fighter, and the parachute spread out in the air, and two paratroopers pulled a yellow veil,
When they landed on Kuilong's head, they put the veil on Kuilong's head, but Kuilong's vigilance was very strong, and when the two paratroopers just landed on Kuilong's head, Kuilong suddenly pounced on them, but fortunately, the veil covered Kuilong's face in time, and Kuilong's body quickly shrank, and I saw Kuilong turn into a snow-white woman, and slowly floated down from the air with the support of the two paratroopers.
At this point, relying on the obscene uncle's wedding dress, the three-headed monster was successfully anthropomorphized.
And judging from the color, these three wedding dresses should be: Lost in the Green Field, Cherry Blossom Rain and Clear Sky, and Desire to Lock the Yellow Dragon.
"The plan is successful, and the arrest plan is realistic." I heard the commander's command in the headset, six helicopters hovering over the sea, and the rescuers had already made a salvage plan.
"Let's go back first." The rescuer who was holding me motioned to me, then pulled the lift rope and pulled me up into the helicopter, where I sat soaking wet, staring at the sea below, not knowing if they had made a salvage.
Half an hour later, we left the fallen city of Shanghai and came to the aid station in Shaoxing City, south of Shanghai, where Faye Wong and Uncle Lewd also joined me.
"What's the matter, what are you, the expression on your face with hemorrhoids?" In the aid station, Faye Wong handed me a dry towel and motioned for me to wipe my body. "It didn't hurt there, did it? It looks like you're fine, it can't be a wound in the crotch, right? ”
I glanced at Faye Wong with a wry smile, patted my arm, and said:
"It's a little bit of an injury, a little bit of a glass shard stuck in my arm."
Faye Wong's face changed in shock, her eyes rolled, she rolled up her sleeves, and said with a big grin:
"Splinters into the flesh? It's okay, let my Dr. Wang pull it out for you! ”
I immediately shrank back, circled her, and said:
"You? Forget it! The fragments are very thin and go very deep, and if you are not careful, I am afraid that you will die of pain. ”
Faye Wong laughed: "I'm afraid of pain, right?" Don't be afraid, in the final analysis, it's just a matter of mental power, as the saying goes, in ancient times, Yun Chang was engrossed in playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison, and today this palace will come to concentrate on watching the A film dig bones and take pieces, come on, come on, stretch out your hand ......"
I shook my head violently, waved my hand again and again, and my lips trembled in fright, but my hand trembled, my muscles contracted, and I suddenly felt a fine itch under the skin, and the glass shards in the flesh actually fell out by themselves.
Seeing the glass shards that fell to the ground, Faye Wong and I both stared at each other, looked at each other for a long time, and couldn't say a word with our mouths open.
Faye Wong laughed dryly and said, "Look, the momentum of this palace is extraordinary, and before it has exerted its strength, this fragment will obediently run out by itself, right?" ”
I muttered:
"It's good that you didn't make a ......"
"What did you say?!"
"I didn't say anything...... What about Gu Qingcheng and them, and where did Qi Miao and them go, and they were still here just now? ”
Faye Wong pursed her lips, hugged her chest and said:
"They have a big life, and they have people from the military with them to protect them, so it's okay, I guess they will come over after changing their clothes."
Sure enough, before Faye Wong's words were finished, I saw the lewd uncle floating in in a pink floral shirt.
"Young man, do you see that my uncle is dressed fashionably? Coquettish no? The leopard in the forest smiled in front of me. Hurry up and give a review of the uncle's new image! ”
I stared at the clown costume of the leopard in the forest, who was neither male nor female, neither male nor female, nor yin nor yang, and felt like eating a dead fly, and said with difficulty:
"Uncle Lin, your image, I can only say that if it is taken as a photo......"
"Sticking to the wall can ward off evil spirits, and sticking to the bed can prevent pregnancy." Before I finished speaking, a cold voice sounded, and I turned my eyes in a slight startle to see Gu Tingcheng, who was wearing a black wide-necked tights, standing at the gate of the temporary aid station, holding his chest and rolling his eyes at the leopard in the forest.
The leopard in the forest gritted his teeth and looked at Gu Tingcheng, but the anger on his face when he saw Gu Tingcheng suddenly disappeared, and only the spring breeze peach blossoms on his face remained.
Gu Qingcheng sighed lightly, looked at me, looked at me with a pair of cold eyes, and said, "That book of yours is still there, right?" ”
I nodded slightly, and then nodded, I took out the Book of the World from my arms and showed it to Gu Qingcheng.
"When I fell into the water before, I clung to the book and didn't let it sink."
Hearing my words, Gu Qingcheng's eyes sparkled, she paused, and said coldly and arrogantly:
"You still have time to find a place to keep this book, don't lose it again. Also, you all quickly change into clothes that match the aesthetics of the earthlings, and the military people asked me to make a carrier pigeon to bring a message to a few of you, and let you go to the conference hall together. I can make a carrier pigeon once, but I don't want to be a starling a second time. ”
Gu Tingcheng has always spoken coldly, and he likes to bring his own thorns, and I am not surprised by the contact in the past few days, I have long been used to it, and even to the point that I am not happy if I don't listen. I put away the book, looked at Gu Tingcheng and said suspiciously:
"We just got back to the aid station and haven't rested much, and the military people are so anxious to find us? They should have already caught those three anthropomorphic monsters, we shouldn't be of much use, why are they looking for us at this time? Could it be ...... They want to give us the Hero Medal? ”
"Damn, give out medals? You're a primary school student, think too much, you can think of this kind of thing - looking at the posture, you don't have to think about it to know that you must be inviting us to drink and celebrate, you say yes, Allure? Faye Wong shook her hand and said unceremoniously.
Gu Qingcheng glared at each of us with idiotic eyes, his face was cold, and he grabbed the door without saying a word, ignoring us no longer.
I exchanged a look with Faye Wong, Faye Wong simply wrapped some fabric around my wound and left the rescue room with me, and came to the conference hall that was temporarily rebuilt with a banquet hall outside, and when I entered the conference hall, I saw a commander in a formal suit, and Qi Miao. Lin Yayue and the five of them, they all looked like they had already washed up and changed into simple clothes, and they were waiting here.
"Let's sit down here." The commander said with a heavy face, and I stepped forward, and as soon as my ass sat down in the chair, the commander said, "Time is pressing, so I'll make a long story short." Because of the previous three monsters, almost a quarter of Shanghai has sunk, and now the situation is so chaotic that I want to quit my job...... Well, you just didn't say that. Anyway, after getting you to get Agni, I'm going to try not to use you as much as possible, and instead use our specially selected team of love experts to carry out the marriage proposal, but now it seems that we still need your help. ”
With that, the commander took out a tablet the size of a human face from under his buttocks and threw it in front of us, and we at the table gathered our heads together to look at the pictures in the tablet.
When I looked at the picture on my tablet, my butt fell back to my seat like a hammer.
In the photo, from left to right, there are three women I am very familiar with, and the three women are:
Qi Miao wearing the veil of Lost Fields in the green field, Hu Shubao wearing the veil of cherry blossoms and rain and clear sky, and Hua Xiaolazi wearing the yellow dragon head veil that wants to lock it.
"Damn, no!" Seeing the woman in the photo, the lewd uncle was so shocked that he slapped the table heavily, and his long eyebrows trembled.
Lin Yayue also looked at her grandfather with a gloomy face, and said:
"Grandpa, you also think it's incredible, these three monsters actually look exactly the same as Qi Miao, Hu Shubao and Hua Xiaolan after anthropomorphizing?"
The lewd uncle came back to his senses, shook his head again and again, wiped his saliva, and said:
"It's not...... The old man was amazed that they were so well informed, and it was estimated that there were 12B...... Oh no, 17D, absolutely ......"
“……”
Hearing the words of the leopard in the forest, the entire conference hall became dead silent, and everyone fell into a petrified state.
After a while, Qi Miao coughed, couldn't help patting her chest, and said proudly:
"Hehe, this is called a real person not showing his chest, and showing his chest is not a real person. Alas, Miss Ben's hidden ** identity for many years has been exposed......"
"Leopard in the woods, I really want to plug your size forty-three mouth with your size forty-two shoes." Gu Qingcheng looked at the lewd uncle coldly.
"Everyone has a love for beauty. As a qualified citizen of Planet 3 in the solar system, I still have a normal aesthetic heart. The leopard in the forest rubbed his palms and laughed.
Gu Qingcheng seemed to have no patience, she stared at the leopard in the forest, and said word by word: "I suggest that you go to the ape training center to learn how to pretend to be a human before you say this." ”
"Alright, alright, you all be quiet." The commander coughed lightly and stopped the lewd uncle and Gu Qingcheng's cold words.
Gu Qingcheng took a step back, brushed back her long black silk satin-like shiny hair, and then hugged her chest and remained silent.
The commander looked anxious and said:
"You just saw that the anthropomorphic images of the three monsters we caught are very similar to the three of you, these three people are Qi Miao, Hua Xiaolazy and Hu Shubao, plus the previous Faye Wong and Ajni's similar appearance after the humanization, we can almost conclude that this is definitely not a coincidence, but there is an internal reason. With three wedding dresses left, we can also speculate that new monsters will appear next, and they will probably look very similar to the rest of you. Judging from the previous process of submitting Ajni, Ajni's personality and hobbies are very similar to Faye Wong, so we deduce that the personalities of the three monsters we are temporarily detaining now will also be highly similar to the three of Qi Miao, so in the process of the next marriage proposal, we need the assistance of all of you. As for Xiao Shiyilang, your performance in the first round of the battle was quite good, and I decided to let you join our love strategy group and participate in the marriage proposal plan with the other twenty-two male guests of the love strategy group. Our love advisory group thinks that Xiao Shiyilang, your previous state of mind was very unstable, I don't know if it's true, if it's true, then I will disqualify you from participating in the next round of strategies. ”
Do you want me to participate in the next round of the Raiders? I looked at it and said solemnly:
"I'm emotionally stable and I can play in the next round."
The commander nodded solemnly and said:
"Good. That's what I want. But this time you have to deal with three women at the same time, the task is very heavy, you have to be mentally prepared. ”
I said in a sonorous voice:
"I'm ready, Commander. I wonder where those three are now? ”
The commander twitched his eyebrows and whispered:
"Now I have people take them separately to the three most luxurious villas in Nanjing, treat them with good food and good food as the empress dowager, provide them with baths, provide spa, and meet all their requirements, we dare not provoke them."
"Oh my God, the treatment of monsters in this era is so good, I want to be a monster too!" Qi Miao couldn't help but look at the peach blossoms. "Sister Faye Wong, let's hurry up and meet that face-bumping monster who looks the same, I want to accept her like you, and then I will fly Huang Teng every day with good food and food without worrying about food and clothing...... Bahaha......"
"Don't worry about food and clothing?" Hearing the words, Hua Xiaolazi's eyes suddenly burst into Venus, and Harazi flowed to the ground.
"If you can subdue those three monsters, we can ensure that you have a prosperous life in the future," the commander said.
"Great, let me go." Hua Xiaolazy couldn't help but cheer, "What are demons and monsters?" As long as it's alive, even Ultraman will eat it for you. ”
Lin Yayue looked at Hua Xiaolazy with a smile and said:
"Xiaohua, are you going to raid other people's homes or do you want to eat them?"
"Is there a difference? For Xiaohua, is there any other concept of life besides eating? She is known as a person who can even eat and clothe the earth as long as she is given a pair of chopsticks. Faye Wong added.
"I see." Lin Yayue nodded consciously.
"Okay, that's all I have to say, and the next few of our groups and the love expert advisory group will do their best to cooperate with you in the marriage proposal battle. A few of you quickly write down your interests, hobbies, weaknesses, and so on, and then work out a strategy plan with our people. The commander stood up with a heavy face, took the tablet on the table, and walked towards the outside of the conference hall.
"Commander, where are you going?" Hu Shubao saw the commander get up and leave, and hurriedly asked.
"The people are the commanders, they are very busy, and now that things are so big and there are countless victims, of course they have to go to the front line to command."
Qi Miao Da Lama Authentic.
"But how did I see him going in the direction of the latrine......
“……”
Lin Yayue clapped her hands and said:
"Okay, let's discuss what to do next, the so-called everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high. It's an honor for me to meet you, but I didn't expect those monsters to look like you after they turned into people, maybe it was really fate. ”
I pondered:
"Yayue, you still know a lot about those monsters, can you popularize science for us?"
Lin Yayue played with her fine black hair and said:
"Actually, I don't know much about them, most of them come from the records of our ancestors. The female worm Rulim Shakolos is a creature from another dimension with infinite reproductive ability, as long as there is enough space, when it reaches the breeding period, it can continue to reproduce, like a geyser endlessly, it comes to Earth, probably to lay eggs. As for the sea serpent Leviathan, it comes from the deepest part of the sea, and its heart is very evil, and if it is called by the evil desires of the world, it will come out to destroy the world. As for Kui Long, it is a monster in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", it will call for wind and rain, swallow thunder and spitting lightning, and will eat anything, I think it came out to forage. ”
"To put it simply, one is because of estrus, one is because of secondary two, and one is because of finding food?" Faye Wong shook her hand and said.
Lin Yayue smiled quietly:
"It's Faye Wong, and she really speaks in a word. So, I think if you want to please those three monsters, you have to target the purpose for which they appeared. Qi Miao, Hu Shubao, and Xiaohua, you might as well talk about your love. ”
Qi Miao took the lead and said:
"I'll come first, I'll come first! - I am a woman, and I love men. ”
All:
“……”
Hu Shubao looked at Qi Miao with some embarrassment and said:
"Although I also like handsome guys, but well, I only like two-dimensional ones."
All:
“……”
Everyone focused on Hua Xiaolazi, and saw that she was busy picking up shortbread from a box on the table and stuffing it into her mouth, her mouth was full of biscuit residues, and she didn't answer.
Lin Yayue couldn't help but ask:
"Xiaohua, what about you, why don't you speak?"
Hua Xiao lazy didn't raise his head and said:
“…… The mouth is for eating, not for talking......"
Hearing Hua Xiaolazi's words, everyone almost breathed a sigh of relief.
I exchanged glances with Uncle Lewd, Faye Wong and Qi Miao, we saw each other's eyes from each other's eyes the generosity of a strong man to die, between the flow of eyes, everything was in the words, and finally, we nodded in unison, and our eyes fell back to the Hua Xiaolazy who was eating, revealing an evil and crazy malicious smile:
"Very well, Pikachu, it's up to you."
"Huh?" Hua Xiaolazi's eyes widened and she looked at us innocently.
Lin Yayue patted the table and said:
"Looks like everyone agrees. So let's think about how to plan it. I've already thought of a plan, why don't you listen to it? ”
"Well, Yayue, just say, among us, you are the most well-informed, clever and intelligent." Qi Miao nodded in agreement.
Lin Yayue raised a finger and said:
"Since Xiao Shiyi Lang is going to participate in the next marriage proposal, we can't let the votes of other male guests exceed Xiao Shi Lang. This time the marriage proposal is different from the previous one, it was a one-on-one strategy, but this time it is to let the three women be flattered by twenty-three male guests, and then choose their satisfactory partner, the competition will be very fierce. I think about it from the perspective of women's psychology, girls tend to have a good impression of men who have a good impression of themselves, even if it is not a friendship, as long as they have left an impression on weekdays, they can gain an advantage. Then before the competition begins, we have to preemptively have at least one contact with one of them. ”
Hu Shubao asked puzzledly:
"Just touch one?"
Lin Yayue bowed her head seriously and said:
"If it goes well, just contact one person, and then use the competitive psychology of women to make the other two think that Xiao Shiyi Lang is a rare treasure-like existence, and have the psychology of wanting to get it. After that, let Xiao Shiyi Lang be taken away by one of them, so that the remaining two will be unwilling because of the failure of the competition. People, they are all animals that the more they can't get something, the more they want it, even if the other two female players are not interested in Xiao Shiyilang, but they fall into the hands of others, they will be unwilling, right? Using such a mentality, Xiao Shiyi Lang can win the favor of three female players at the same time. ”
"It's amazing, I think of it, I'm just an emotional expert, and my brain hole breaks through the sky! Sister Yayue, the romance novel you wrote must be amazing, right? Qi Miao looked at Lin Yayue with reverence and said. Let's be honest, Sister Yayue, are the boys who pursue you more in line than in line? Otherwise, where did you get such a wealth of emotional experience? ”
"Hehe, it's actually not as rich as you think, Baidu, you know." Lin Yayue said awkwardly.
"Then let's start with Hua Xiaolazy, this girl's head is connected to her stomach and is a tendon, it is easy to conquer, and if you conquer her stomach, you can conquer her heart. Okay, Hua Xiaolazy, don't eat it, spit out the cake in your mouth, and ask you about business. Faye Wong strode forward and dug out the cake that Hua Xiaolazi was holding in her mouth, Hua Xiaolan looked up at Faye Wong with tears in her eyes, and her eyes were red.
"Say, foodie, if a boy is willing to buy you something to eat, are you willing to marry him?" Faye Wong was full of seriousness and looked at Hua Xiaolazy condescendingly.
Hearing the food, Hua Xiaolazi's eyes suddenly glowed with gold, his mouth was full of water, and he was overjoyed:
"If you want to talk about eating, that's a lot, Japanese-style fish steak rice, spicy chicken steak rice, Taiwanese sausage rice, black pepper beef tenderloin, Yonghe signature rice, Sanxian tribute ball soup, Taiwanese fried pork chop, spicy chicken wings, Taiwanese sausage, soy sauce roasted chicken thighs, five-spice vegetarian chicken ......"
"Stop! Stop! Don't memorize the lines, tell me one of your favorites, that is, the kind that can directly make you flutter with a bite or even a sniff...... Is there such a thing? ”
Hua Xiaolazy blinked and said:
"Yes, marijuana."
Faye Wong was stunned for a moment, and then said seriously:
"The kind that doesn't endanger the physical and mental health of teenagers."
Hua Xiaolazy thought about it carefully, then shook his head, and said with a depressed face:
"That's gone......"
"Xiaohua is known as an existence that even if it is alive, even if it is a fairy, it will eat it for you. Last time Hu Shubao celebrated her birthday, she ate a string of candles and didn't feel crunchy, chicken flavor, excellent taste, how do you say she has her favorite food? Qi Miao said with annoyance.
Hua Xiaolazy looked at Qi Miao innocently, and said with teary eyes:
"But I'm just hungry, what can I do...... By the way, I remembered, if I want to say my favorite food, there are still the same. ”
"What's it, tell me quickly! This is news about the fate of the earth! Faye Wong pinched Hua Xiaolazi's neck and asked.
Hua Xiaolazy stuck out her long tongue and said:
"Actually, it was when I was very young, when I was a child, I had a dog at home, called Xiaohua, it was a local dog, but at that time my family was very poor, my parents were unemployed, and I owed a lot of money, and the family couldn't afford to buy food for a few days, so I killed Xiaohua and ate it...... At that time, I really cried for a long time, but after my mother cooked Xiaohua for me to eat, I found that Xiaohua's meat was really fragrant, and it was really the best thing I have ever eaten in my life......"
"So, you like dog meat? Tut-tut, it's such a heavy mouth, if the people of the Dog Protection Association know about it, they have to bite you to death, Xiaohua. Qi Miao couldn't bear to say in her heart.
"Anyway, at least ask for an answer, then let's act quickly, find all the dogs we can find, what poodles, pugs, earth dogs, short-haired dogs, long-haired dogs, single dogs, etc., and then barbecue, fry, steam, stew, stew, all kinds of techniques, tricks to make dogs, I don't believe it can't satisfy her stomach."
Faye Wong encouraged everyone like a commander, and soon all the personnel received Faye Wong's instructions, and the dog catching operation soon began. An hour later, all the dogs that could be collected in Nanjing were placed in front of Faye Wong.
The paparazzi captain said with a bitter face:
"Miss Wang, all the dogs you want us to look for are here, pugs, poodles, long-haired dogs, short-haired dogs, dalmat dogs, hairless dogs, everything, I just don't know what the hell a single dog is?"
"Don't worry, you're catching single dogs! Okay, don't be stupid, do it! Faye Wong looked at the two mating dogs on the side and shook her hand.
The paparazzi selected from the special forces barracks in order to search for dogs hurriedly followed Faye Wong's orders, and then I was not idle, and began to recite the lines according to Lin Yayue's script with my memory.
"First of all, you have to keep your demeanor neat and tidy, so that you can make a good impression on women. Hua Xiaolazi's physical age and psychological age are not very old, and the psychological age may be even younger, so you must not only know how adults speak, but also know the language and way of thinking of young people and foodies. Of course, in addition, girls also like versatile men, one more skill and one more way, multi-talented people can pretend to be talentless, but non-talent can't pretend to be talented, so Xiao Shiyilang, please learn more. Well, this "Mozart Piano Collection" and this "Guo Degang Crosstalk Collection" will be handed over to you, but you have to study it carefully and keep it in mind. ”
"Okay, I'll live up to your expectations and write them down." While I had a long way to go, I took the "Guo Degang Crosstalk Collection" handed to me by Lin Yayue, and said with great righteousness.
After that, I shook my head and studied the script hard, while Hua Xiaolazy tried dog meat on the side, only to see her holding a large basin of dog blood in both hands, her head drilled in and out of the basin, and ate the dog blood.
"Damn, Xiaohua, you like dog blood so much, you have eaten up this pot?" Qi Miao exclaimed.
Hua Xiaolazy licked her tongue and patted her stomach and said happily:
"yes, I like dog blood the most."
Hearing this, Faye Wong, who was standing aside, had her eyes lit up, shouted, raised her fists and cheered:
"Okay, then it's decided, we must let her experience what dog blood is!"
Faye Wong is an impatient person, she is a maverick, she says nothing, once she makes up her mind, she no longer hesitates, and pulls us to rush towards the territory of the monster woman who looks the same as Hua Xiaolazi, and I had to read the script in the carriage along the way.
This time the situation was completely different from the last time, because there were twenty-two other men who were with me to curry favor with the three monster women, so the love expert advisory group was very limited in what I could do, and only the military was willing to mobilize all resources to help us. And I heard Uncle Lewd say that the other twenty-two men are experts in love, either the masters of the pickle girl world who can ride ten times a night and thousands of people, or the lewd talents who can make the other party willing to stick upside down after raping women, which makes me tremble and the pressure is huge.
Soon we arrived at the Purple Mountain Villa area in Nanjing by military vehicle, and we have to admire that the military did make a lot of money in order to curry favor with the three monsters of Rulim, Leviathan and Kui Long, and they dispersed the rich people living in this generation and vacated the house for the three monster women.
Along the way, I looked at my book of "The World of Customs" nervously, the progress bar on it still remained at 10% unchanged, according to the experience of raiding Agni, if the progress bar on it moved, it means that Agni's favorability towards me has increased, this is my strategy book, I must definitely keep it properly.
"It's here, get out of the car if you're still alive." Faye Wong clapped her hands and beckoned us to get off the car, and I got out of the carriage, and a group of soldiers behind me were carrying boxes of dog meat, as if they were going to worship and pay tribute.
"Shall we go directly to Xiaokui (Kui Long's abbreviation) as a gift?" Qi Miao asked.
"The effect of sending it directly is definitely not good." Lin Yayue made a suggestion, "After all, although Kui Long looks the same as Hua Xiaolazy, he is not familiar with Xiao Shiyilang, if he goes directly to give gifts, it will arouse the other party's vigilance." ”
"What then? We've got to find an excuse to talk to someone, right? Qi Miao was angry and ruined.
I watched Qi Miao and Lin Yayue talking, but the cheers of the love expert team suddenly came from the earphones:
"Congratulations, the male guest No. 4 successfully dated Xiaokui with a box of Arabic barbecue, and the two of them have now gone out to the night market."
Hearing the voice of the team of love experts, I was taken aback, only to see that the progress bar on the Book of the World actually rose by two points, reaching 12%, and it seems that the male guest No. 4 has already preempted me by dating Xiaokui.