Rocket Girl
The first sentence when you get up every day, cheer yourself up first;
Every time you eat an extra grain of rice, you have to say sorry;
The magic mirror looks at me, where my collarbone is;
Beautiful, I want to be beautiful, I want to become a heartthrob.
Zhou Wen lives a three-point life every day in the school, from dormitory to canteen, canteen to classroom, classroom to canteen, canteen to dormitory. He was very clear about his mission, and his uncle told him that if he wanted to engage in finance, he must have a solid foundation, and his uncle's words were like golden rules in Zhou Wen's eyes, and he was determined to do what his uncle said.
The days have passed so plainly but fully, and the arrival of Caijie every month is Zhou Wen's happiest time.
"Zhou Wen, do you want me to participate in a mathematical modeling competition with me?" Tang Tiantian, a buddy who took the mathematical model with Zhou Wen, asked, Zhou Wen knew that Tang Tiantian was a buddy of his college's marketing management major, and he was also happy, so he agreed on the spot.
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an assignment today, let's do the questions behind Mr. Xie Jinxing's mathematical model textbook, and everyone will complete it together according to the group instructed before, and then we will talk about PPT?" Zhou Wen looked at the teacher of the mathematical model on the podium and said with a yawn.
"Okay!" Zhou Wen replied with a radiant look. And Zhou Wen looked around and found that his classmates were playing with their mobile phones and dozing off, and suddenly felt that he was a little different, and his old face suddenly turned red.
In fact, most of Zhou Wen's university courses were selected by that uncle for him, on the one hand, because Zhou Wen found that the school's course selection system always looked arrogant when he grabbed classes, and he would never choose classes (Zhou Wen later learned that the school's course grabbing system was developed by a doorman in the computer college, and the official reply to them was that every teacher in the school was extremely excellent, and there was no need to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to outsource to other companies or let the teachers of the computer school or software develop it, which is very unfavorable for cost control), On the other hand, Zhou Wen's uncle was particularly obsessed with computers when Bill Gates created Microsoft in the last era, and he has unconsciously become a programming master for a long time. Because in his eyes, Zhou Wen is not a "son" but a "son".
Therefore, the course of mathematical modeling has also become one of the courses arranged by his uncle for Zhou Wen.
"Zhou Wen, why did you go to such a perverted and disgusting course as mathematical models?" Zhou Wen's nemesis, Yang Yuyan, holds a washbasin-sized family bucket filled with fried chicken and chicken wings. Yang Yuyan said as she gurgled and ate.
"I was arranged by my uncle, hehe. But I'll go, Fat Yan, I haven't seen you for a few years, you've gained weight again! After Zhou Wen finished speaking, he looked at this fat rich second generation with disgust, and stared at the fat on Yang Yuyan's stomach with straight eyes.
"Where am I fat? You repeat, I promise not to kill you! Yang Yuyan's eyes suddenly flashed, with a chicken leg in her mouth, staring at Zhou Wen viciously.
Zhou Wen was also taken aback by this eccentric girl, then pushed his glasses, took out his mobile phone and said slowly to the screen: "Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, please tell me who is the fattest in the world?" After speaking, he turned the screen to Yang Yuyan, who combed her bangs arrogantly, and then looked at the screen with her head held high.
"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, is this classmate in front of you a big fat pig?" Zhou Wen said and stood behind Yang Yuyan, then pressed the back of Yang Yuyan's head with his hand, and then added, "Yes, yes! ”
Yang Yuyan's head was pressed into a bucket full of chicken nuggets, and then her mouth was full of greasy, and she looked at Zhou Wen who fled in the distance with a confused expression, and then let out a pig-like howl, "Ah!! Zhou Wen, you stop me, I won't chop you alive and swallow you alive! You give me back!! ”
The world line of memory is like the wrinkles on the old man's face, the ditch engraved on his face by the years, guiding the people in the story to crawl forward.
In that magical city, Zhou Wen is also feeling the transformation brought to him by youth, even if this transformation seems to moisturize things silently, it is enough to make a person's memories explode.
"Come, you can refer to the force analysis of this chair, we want to make one foot of a chair stand up, and at the same time make it stable, we must make assumptions......" Zhou Wen said on the podium, the students under the podium looked at him with admiration, Zhou Wen felt from time to time that the teacher's eyes seemed to tell him, "I quietly watch you pretend." Of course, Zhou Wen is not afraid, because he has been preparing for a week for this explanation, "In the end, we came to the conclusion that it should be placed at an inclination angle of 45 degrees in order to keep it stable. Finally, the class erupted in thunderous applause. Zhou Wen felt proud at the time, but later learned the reason for the applause of his classmates, "Because although I don't know what you're talking about, I think you seem to be speaking very well", Zhou Wen almost didn't vomit blood at that time.
Later, Zhou Wen was pulled into a three-person team by Tang Tiantian to participate in the annual National College Student Mathematical Modeling Competition, and then met another girl Long Ying who had an important influence on him.
"Hi, hello Zhou Wen, my name is Long Ying." A girl with blond hair greeted Zhou Wen warmly.
"Hello! Are you a teammate that Tang Tian pulled in? Zhou Wen looked at the blonde girl in front of him with a suspicious face.
"Well, I came by myself!"
"Huh? Why did you choose to join us in the Mathematical Modeling Competition? ”
"Because I think you're passionate."
"Huh?"
It wasn't until later that Zhou Wen knew that it was Tang Tiantian who seduced Long Ying: once Tang Tiantian was studying in the library and found that there was a very serious girl at the table who was studying very attentively, and she looked good, and then her heart was rippling in an instant, of course, this girl was Long Ying. So Tang Tiantian launched a fierce offensive and bought all of Long Ying's roommates, knowing that Long Ying chose the public course of mathematical modeling, so as a student of marketing who only tasted mathematics, he also chose this course with trembling hands, just to be able to get one step closer to the girl in his mind. Later, after Tang Tiantian talked nonsense, he coaxed Long Ying over.
When Zhou Wen later got along with a man and a woman in front of him, he knew that he had been cheated, Tang Tiantian would only say that Long Ying would only buy and buy every day.
So much so that almost every time he came over in the future, Zhou Wen always had to complain about these two teammates.
"Zhou Wen'er! Why did you go, and say, okay, my Western economics homework for me? Yang Yuyan appeared in front of Zhou Wen in sportswear this time, and the various snacks in her hand were gone.
"Here you go tomorrow morning, eh, by the way, where are you going?" Zhou Wen looked at the cute girl in front of him and said.
"Calorie !!" Yang Yuyan said with great ambition, and there was still a trace of sadness at the corner of her mouth after speaking.
"Oh, why did you suddenly realize that you were fat?" Zhou Wen looked at Yang Yuyan with satisfaction after speaking, and then gave her a thumbs up.
"Actually, I was forced, if I weighed more than 60kg, I would have to do housework for two months in a row!" After saying that, Yang Yuyan asked Zhou Wen for a hug in pain, and Zhou Wen dodged sideways, almost throwing Yang Yuyan into. Then the two of them fought again, and the happy couple could never be quiet.
The world has memories since the Big Bang or since the beginning of life, whether it is chaos or when the heavens and the earth first opened, only lovers know, it doesn't matter, because their memories start from the time of love.
And this memory has no end.
"Zhou Wen, do you know what color wisdom is?" Long Ying asked Zhou Wen.
Zhou Wen hesitated, it was the first time he had heard someone ask this question, but Zhou Wen was a mathematical genius after all, and even a little ghostly.
"Do you know what color the universe is?" Zhou Wen asked Long Ying rhetorically.
"The universe, what color can the universe have? I haven't seen the universe like an astronaut, but does that have anything to do with my problem? Long Ying glanced at Zhou Wen.
"The color of the universe is the color of wisdom, right? You think, in the collection of mathematics, all intelligent life belongs to the universe, and the universe includes all wisdom, so the universe is wisdom, and the color of the universe is the color of wisdom! Zhou Wen looked at the lovely girl in front of him with a smile.
"Then you tell me what the color of the universe is? Hum! Long Ying was not convinced, and felt that Zhou Wen was a sophistry.
"The color of the universe is curry-colored!" Zhou Wen cleared his throat and said loudly.
"What?! Why is that? Long Ying didn't expect Zhou Wen to say it so quickly.
"It's not what I said, it's what the international said!" Zhou Wen raised his head and said meaningfully.
"Who is the International?"
"International is international, like NASA or something!"
………
That summer, in Zhou Wen's college days, there was another thing with particularly good memories.
Because of a competition, I met a girl, like a comrade-in-arms, for the revolution, advancing and retreating together.
"Zhou Wen Zhou Wen! Oh no! Tang Tian is playing friends behind our backs! Long Ying hurriedly ran downstairs to Zhou Wen's dormitory and said to Zhou Wen.
"What? Are you sure? So is he still doing this game? Zhou Wen was also anxious, because the workload of this competition was very large, but the game time was so short, so if there was one person missing, it would almost be over.
"What are you lying to! When I was eating in the third cafeteria, I kissed what my little eyes saw! He's still holding it! Long Ying was like a single who had been abused, and complained to Zhou Wen about how Tang Tiantian showed affection, and didn't think about how the game should go on at all.
"So what do we do?!" Zhou Wen pretended to look at Long Ying with a blank expression.
"According to my idea, first scold that bastard, then cry, make trouble, and hang himself, break up Tang Tiantian and his girlfriend, and finally pull him back!" Like a happy little squirrel, the dragon planned his own squirrel fruit breakup plan, and then smiled at Zhou Wen very insidiously.
"That's not good, the Buddha said, it's better to demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage! I don't do it! Zhou Wen shook his head.
"What then? I really don't know what to do. Long Ying looked at Zhou Wen seriously, his eyes full of grievances.
"Haha, lie to you, I already know how to do it in my heart, haha!" Zhou Wen patted the head of the rocket girl Long Ying, and then smiled lightly.
It turned out that when Zhou Wen's uncle taught Zhou Wen some financial knowledge in the past, Zhou Wen saw that his uncle often used computers to conduct data analysis and web crawlers (a kind of computer technology, through which additional information on the network can be obtained, which can be used to do relevant financial analysis), and then unconsciously learned it.
When Long Ying watched Zhou Wen use the python programming language to obtain the relevant information of all the students in the school from the school's education website, Long Ying's eyes looked at Zhou Wen like a ghost; Then Zhou Wen used SPSS to conduct a series of analyses such as correlation analysis and analysis of variance, and screened out the best students in the school, and the whole process took less than five minutes, Long Ying immediately handed his water cup to Zhou Wen, "Big guy, I'll hand you tea!" ”
Zhou Wen sighed with satisfaction, "This is very simple, then, I will contact this classmate next, I am very optimistic about him, if he can come to be our teammate, our team is guaranteed to win the national first prize!" After speaking, Zhou Wen picked up the teacup and drank it.
"Wait! Zhou Wen'er! Put down that cup! Let me do it!! "The dragon shadow screamed!
"What's going on?" Zhou Wen looked innocent.
"That's the cup I drank, and then you drank too, I'll go! We're kissing indirectly! Dragon Shadow's face turned red instantly.
"Huh? I'll go! So you brought it to me to drink? After Zhou Wen finished speaking, he took another sip, ready to use it to smack, but he didn't expect Long Ying to scream again.
The plane flew through the sky, and Zhou Wen's summer was torn in half by the scorching sun, half to Cai Jie, and half to Long Ying.
The lover doesn't know, and neither does the lover.
Their youth will go crazy then.