Speaking of the madness of the girl's dormitory, Feng Chao's face flushed with excitement, and he immediately shouted and stopped Shen Yueyue and the two.

Feng Chao pointed to himself and said excitedly: "Two beauties, you don't know anything, I am also a virgin!" ”

I rolled my eyes, this fucking shame on Lao Tzu.

I don't know about others, but Feng Chao I can be sure that this kid is definitely not a virgin, a few years ago he asked me for a few pills, ran into the massage room with a fart, and bragged to me several times when he came back, saying how good he is, if he is a virgin, I will screw his head off and kick it as a ball.

However, Feng Chao is my brother after all, I won't expose my shortcomings, just wait in place to watch a good show.

Shen Yueyue is the daughter of Boss Shen, and her cultivation is quite high, Wang Xuemei can become Shen Yueyue's friend, she must also have a good family background, and her own cultivation is not much worse, Feng Chao is deliberately funny, not only can she not leave a good impression on them, but I am afraid it will backfire.

Sure enough, Shen Yueyue frowned slightly, as if she didn't say anything in my face.

It was Wang Xuemei who pursed her lips and smiled: "Master Feng said that he was joking, let's go to school quickly." ”

Feng Chao grinned in embarrassment, as if he had an ice lump in his mouth, he wanted to speak but couldn't say it, but it was very uncomfortable for him to hold back.

I almost laughed out loud, but I still comforted Feng Chao, when our buddies have money, we will stop at the school gate, and there will automatically be girls who will post it upside down.

Feng Chao shook his head and smiled bitterly, touching two cold nails, which made him extremely unhappy.

I don't care that much, to say that I know Feng Chao best, the two of us have been in Jiaocheng County for so many years, and we have been mixed up, if I am depressed because of a few words from a little girl, then it is not the Feng Chao I know.

Soon Feng Chao came up to me and whispered in my ear: "Zimu, what are the origins of these two girls, are they strong enough?" ”

I rolled my eyes and said angrily: "It's enough for your sister, you are more restrained, Shen Yueyue is not small, and I am afraid that the two of us will have to peel off a layer of skin." ”

Hearing my words, Feng Chao shrank his neck, nodded secretly, put away the strength of the hippie smile just now, and listened to my words.

To tell the truth, Feng Chao and I have never claimed to be good people, and the two of us have not done less than the abduction and abduction, but we have never done anything hurtful, the two of us can survive to this day, only we know the hardships, and now the relationship between the two of us is needless to say, it is even closer than brothers.

When we arrived at Shen Yueyue's school, we went straight to the girls' dormitory.

But before I could get to the front, my brow furrowed, because the location of this girl's dormitory was very bad, no wonder there were often supernatural things here.

Shen Yueyue noticed that I had stopped, so she wondered, "Master Zhao, is there something wrong?" ”

I didn't reply, but carefully checked the surrounding terrain, stretched out my hand and pointed to the girl's dormitory, and said, "Come here, follow the direction of my gesture, do you see anything?" ”

Shen Yueyue and the two were stunned for a moment, and then followed my finger and looked towards the girl's dormitory building, but the two of them looked at it for a long time and found nothing, so they could only shake their heads helplessly.

I shouted, "Chaozi, you come." ”

Feng Chao looked at it for a moment and tried to say, "This is an outlet?" ”

I nodded, pointed to the side and said, "You see, the girls' dormitory building seems to be in a good location, occupying the most central area, east, west and north, surrounded by canteens, bathhouses and boys' dormitory buildings......

I paused, looked at Shen Yueyue and Wang Xuemei, and found that the two of them nodded vigorously.

Wang Xuemei suddenly said: "I remember, what Master Zhao said is not bad at all, I have seen the school's founding atlas, and I said this when I mentioned the girls' dormitory, it is said that I also invited the feng shui master to see it at that time, saying that this can suppress the yin qi of the girls' dormitory, so that the school can produce talents." ”

I heard that I actually asked the feng shui master to see it, and I was immediately stunned, the feng shui master has his own layout, the most taboo is that the two feng magicians collide, although I am not specifically looking at feng shui, but follow the master for several years, and also learned some layout skills in this area.

In the feng shui world, if you break the situation without authorization, it is a grudge against the sky, even if I am not afraid of causing trouble, I will not break the feng shui bureau unless I have to.

I continued: "The feng shui master invited by your school at the beginning is very deep, this is called the feng shui bureau of 'Nanyang into the urn, the evening breeze cleanses the yin', which was originally a good situation, but a fountain was built in front of the girls' dormitory building, which destroyed the good situation at once, I am afraid that the feng shui master did not have a good heart." ”

Listening to what I said, Wang Xuemei hurriedly said: "No, no, Master Zhao, this fountain was built later, because the school leaders felt that the girls' dormitory was too open, and when the dormitory was lit at night, you could see it from afar. ”

"I see, such a good bureau of the feng shui master actually let your school leaders spoil it, hey!"

I couldn't help but shake my head and regret that I felt worthless for the feng shui master, this school leader took the blame, the feng shui bureau was destroyed by others, but this accident was all on his head.

Shen Yueyue asked, "Master Zhao, is there anything wrong with this fountain?" ”

I replied directly: "You observe carefully, it is true that the sun shines well during the day, but at night, the moonlight is also very sufficient, and a large amount of yin energy will inevitably accumulate. The evening breeze cleanses the yin's good situation, but this abruptly built a fountain, which could have blown the yin gas away, but the fountain blocked the road, causing the feng shui bureau of Nanyang to enter the urn is still there, but the evening breeze cleanses the yin is broken, not only that, there is a yin wind at night, this fountain has yin water, plus the yin qi gathered in your girls' bedroom, the three are mixed together, where is there no accident in your dormitory, where is the haunted where you are not haunted, just this dead end, you live here and want to be good? ”

In the end, my voice became very loud, which scared Shen Yueyue and Wang Xuemei to tremble, and even Feng Chao's face turned a little pale, looking at the girl's dormitory a little weak.

Seeing them like this, I snorted coldly: "Hmph, in this place of gathering yin, not to mention how many people die every year, the two of you told me that only one pregnant girl died, and you used me Zhao Zimu as a monkey?" ”

What I said was angry, which directly made Shen Yueyue's eyes widen, so frightened that the two of them almost fell to their knees, stood in place and apologized vigorously, saying that they should not hide the truth, and let me help them, and the price afterwards is negotiable.

I saw that the effect was almost there, so I gave Feng Chao a look.

Feng Chao stepped forward and said: "Hey, Zimu, don't scare them, they don't have no choice, don't care about these useless things, since you are here, find a way to solve it, the relationship is good, look at my face, forget it." ”

After Feng Chao's words were finished, Shen Yueyue and the two looked at Feng Chao gratefully, making Feng Chao pout, and quietly gave me a thumbs up, indicating that I had done this thing beautifully.

To tell the truth, Shen Yueyue and the two asked me to help, and actually concealed the situation of the girl's dormitory, which made me really angry, if I was not fully prepared, maybe I would lose my life, fortunately, I saw this feng shui bureau, and only then did I expose the lies of the two of them, otherwise the consequences are unimaginable.

I sighed, waved my hand, and said, "Forget it, since you're here, let's try it." ”

Although I have a good impression of the little beauty Shen Yueyue, since you have to do business, you have to have your own principles, and now I have erected a majestic image to let them know that I am not cheating, and Feng Chao also took the opportunity to get closer to them, and the two of them are also grateful to Feng Chao, which is very convenient for our future actions, at least it will not be hindered.

I've been fooling around for so many years, how can I be deceived by two schoolboys, and it's no exaggeration to say that if I really use some more means, let them both kneel down and beg me, even if it is possible for them to take the initiative to donate their bodies.

When you are a god, who dares to come out and fool around without any skills?