As soon as my words fell, the men all looked at the man in black who I was threatening.

I wanted to go to the treasure hunt with Uncle Quan, but the two old men excused themselves by saying that they were going to drink in the dressing room next door, but when I went back half an hour later, the two of them were gone.

"Uncle, don't take me to play!" I'm a little indignant.

Xiao Yuqi on the side opened a pair of big eyes and said with an innocent face: "Brother Ling Feng, you just said that the man and woman have advantages or something, why do the two of them beat your ass?" ”

"Uh, punch me in the ass? Don't talk nonsense, they just beat me, not my ass. "I felt a pang in my heart, remembering that earlier, Uncle Quan asked me what was 1 chrysanthemum and 1 flower, and I told him that it was a butt beating......

"Brother Ling Feng, then why do you say that men have one advantage and women have two advantages, what does this mean? Aren't there any loopholes and shortcomings in men? ”

I touched my nose and said, "Well, don't ask so much about your children, you'll know when you grow up." ”

"But I want to know now...... I'm not small anymore. Xiao Yuqi blinked her eyes wide and stared at me innocently.

I took one look at it, and I felt like a grass and mud horse galloping by!

Well, I'm going to teach bad kids now......

Just when I was thinking about how to explain the strengths of this man and the advantages of women, suddenly, an obscene voice came from outside the crematorium.

"Comrade Zhou Lingfeng, how are you doing lately?"

I tilted my head, and at a glance, I saw Comrade Xia Liu, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, swaggering over.

It's just that after a while, I found that this guy's belly was much bigger, and the fat on his face was almost like the cow's breasts that were thrown when he walked, and he was heavy......

"If I'm well, will you be fine?" I also smiled and leaned over and took the initiative to open my arms.

"Hehe, that's a must, what kind of friendship do we have?"

Xia Liu also hugged me, and after a few simple greetings, the two of us separated, and then each looked at each other and smiled.

"You kid, you've been doing well lately!" Xia Liu was holding something in his hand at this time, which was the wallet in my pocket, and he was taken by this guy when he hugged just now.

But I smiled calmly and held up what I was holding.

"Comrade Xia Liu has been living a good life recently, and his wallet has bulged a lot......"

I pinched the bulging wallet that I also brought from Xia Liu's pocket, which suddenly made Xia Liu Taoist a little dumbfounded!

"You're good, boy!"

"Hehe, I learned from you."

I threw the wallet back to Xia Liu, and Xia Liu also handed me the wallet a little lazily, and then sat down next to Xiao Yuqi.

"Oh, yes, I deceived a little girl again, I said Comrade Zhou Lingfeng, although you are still young, but you also have to pay attention to the control of your body, and besides, this little sister is not yet an adult, you cheated like this, is it a little too much, you said that there are so many singles in our country, what can they do?"

"Fuck off, the dog can't spit out ivory!" I swept the corner of my eye and found that Xiao Yuqi was blushing to the neck, and quickly trotted out without saying a word, obviously thin-skinned and unable to withstand Xia Liu's teasing......

"Hehe, isn't this just a joke, don't take it seriously." Xia Liu took a bottle of beer from the wine box in the corner, and then gritted his teeth, and unexpectedly lifted the beer cap.

"You use your mouth for iron." I quipped.

Daoist Xia Liu took a sip and said with a smile: "No matter how powerful this man's mouth is, it can't match the woman's two mouths......"

"Get out of here, come over today, just say anything quickly, I'm still busy."

"Busy?" Daoist Xia Liu looked at me with deep contempt, and then lifted Erlang's legs and lit a cigarette.

"How's it going, haven't you been eating it lately? What is it that you learn by leaps and bounds? "Daoist Xia Liu said quietly.

My heart shook violently, uncle, this guy texted me yesterday, which made me not sleep all night.

Now that I'm here, I'm sure I'm going to have to figure it out!

"If you have a fart, let it go quickly, and sell less off!" I don't have a good airway.

"Hehe, you kid is quite rushed, Ben Dao is kind enough to come over and point you out, since you are so fierce, Ben Dao suddenly feels that there is no need to talk to you."

"Don't, Uncle Xia, handsome guy Xia, just now the little brother is ignorant, come on, drink!"

I hurriedly surrendered to softness, uncle, this Xia Daoist Liu has the same personality as me, eating soft and not hard.

"Hehe, that's pretty much it." Xia Liu took a sip and swayed Erlang's legs for a while, seeing that I really wanted to give him a few slaps to see if he was still pretending to be forced.

"Now, there are two pieces of news, which one do you want to hear first?" Xia Liu said.

I frowned, "Let's talk about the bad ones first." ”

"The bad news is that you might be......"

"What do you mean?"

"That's it, you're going to be!" Xia Liu made a gesture at me to wipe my neck.

I'm even more blindsided this time!

I'm so good, why would anyone me? What a hatred and resentment, even if you are jealous of my handsomeness, it won't be like this, right?

Could it be that it is the yin corpse, but it doesn't look like it, that guy has just been seriously injured, and he will definitely not be able to come for a while, or is it the zombie king? That's impossible, if that thing comes out, it's estimated that it will take me minutes and seconds, so why wait for Xia Liu to report to me......

I shook my head and said, "Who's going to me?" Did I kill his whole family? ”

"Hey, that's good news."

Xia Liu deliberately smiled mysteriously, then blew half a bottle of beer, and then wiped his mouth and said: "The good news is that the person who is going to you is a beautiful woman; And if you want to avoid this disaster, to put it simply, then you just her......"

This time, Daoist Xia Liu stretched out a finger with one hand, and then clenched one hand into an empty fist, and his fingers went in and out of the empty fist obscenely.

"I'll go to your uncle, can you be serious!" I rolled my eyes.

"The Tao has always been very serious, but it is not obvious; The news has already been said, so let's see for yourself. ”

"I'll lose your sister, so even if you tell me, I'm still in the clouds, what beautiful woman, what did I fuck her?" I hurriedly asked.

Daoist Xia Liu's eyes rolled, and his index finger and thumb rubbed back and forth, obviously asking for a benefit.

"Your uncle, if you don't want money, you have to die!" I say.

"Hehe, it's okay if you don't have money, exchange it for other things, if you know about this matter, you will definitely have great benefits, and even, your descendants will be blessed in the future......"

"It's really fake, you won't lie to me if I don't read much, right?" I was stunned, this is actually related to my descendants? What an international joke.

But Xia Fatzi nodded again and again, saying that if he lied to me, he would recognize him as my father.

I gritted my teeth, I know Xia Fatzi, although he is usually obscene and lustful Xia Liu is greedy for money and a little despicable, but he doesn't look like a person who will make trouble......

"Okay, come here, I'll show you something good."

As I spoke, I led Xia Liu to the incineration room, and at this time, the crematorium in the incineration room was almost burning.

"Why is it so heavy ginseng? You kid shouldn't have masturbated too much kidney deficiency and secretly bought it to replenish the kidney, right? Xia Liu said with a smile.

But in the next second, as I pointed to the crematorium with my hand, I saw Xia Liu's eyes almost light up, and then I couldn't help rubbing my hands again and again.

"This, this, this is ......"

"Tai Sui, you've definitely heard of it." I say.

At this moment, Xia Liu's eyes were straight, staring at the crematorium, just like looking at his daughter-in-law.

"Hehe, you kid has such a good thing, you didn't call me earlier, grandma is really not conscientious...... However, this made a fortune. ”

Daoist Xia Liu rubbed his hands, wanting to get closer to the past.

I stopped him, and then said to him: "There is no free lunch in the world, this Tai Sui is burned to ashes, but it is definitely worth much more than those live ginseng when it is sold, so let's give you a tenth of it, how about you tell me about it?" ”

"A tenth?" Xia Liu immediately jumped to his feet, "Grandma is a bear, you are a beggar in your own way, no, at least one and a half, that matter is very important to you, fifty percent of you will definitely not lose!" ”

"Damn, fifty percent? If Uncle Quan knew, he would definitely have to kill me. I waved my hand again and again and said no.

Xia Fatzi's eyes rolled, "Then I'll take a step back, forty percent, no less." ”

"Fuck off, two percent, just say it if you want, get out if you don't." I said toughly.

Xia Fatzi hesitated, and finally said yes with an indignant face.

Soon, Xia Fatzi leaned into my ear and said with a lewd face: "Boy, I told you a long time ago that in addition to me and you, there are three other people in the Five Techniques Inheritance......"

I nodded.

Xia Fatzi continued: "And the beautiful woman who wants to you is the person who inherits the divination, in the early days, there were only four techniques in metaphysics, and the phase and the divination were one, and then I don't know how to separate them, but since then, the heirs of the two techniques of the division have formed a strange rule, and the two of them often have only one result, either they love each other and become one, or kill each other and leave one person......"