Little cuties, Chubby will push you a very interesting book~

The title of the book is "Wake Up in the Eastern Han Dynasty", the author is a small layman.

Link: http:///book/85088

Chapter 1 Sample:

If one day, a pair of big white legs of Diao Chan MM are on your legs, and the crisp breasts are half-exposed lying in your arms and crying and complaining to you, will you have a physiological reaction?

As for whether others will or not, I don't know.

I would, anyway.

I looked at the sad and painful Diao Chan MM in my arms helplessly, and ten thousand "grass and mud horses" rose in my heart. ”

It's just that the object of the "grass and mud horse" is the owner of my current body.

The first macho man of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian.

But please don't get me wrong, although physically, I'm Lu Bu now. But spiritually, I am a native of the 21st century.

Don't get me wrong, although I'm in the Three Kingdoms now, this really can't be regarded as a crossing.

The purpose of my coming here is just to help Lu Bu retrieve Fang Tian's painting halberd, as for who this Lu Bu is, it is still a mystery to me.

In the final analysis, this is because of the sin created by an app called the "Time and Space Management Manual", which appeared on my phone so suddenly and inexplicably.

A lot of people get into trouble because they owe their hands, and coincidentally, that's how I got into trouble.

When I clicked on the app, I found that there was nothing inside, only an account called "Time and Space Agent", which showed "Level Not Activated".

Then there was a "ding dong", and the empty UI interface popped up a task box.

【Mission Name】Help Lu Bu find Fang Tian's painting halberd.

【Task publisher】Lu Bu

【Mission Objective】Go to the Three Kingdoms period and help Lu Bu find the weapon he used back then: "Fang Tian Painting Halberd".

【Reward】10% of Lu Bu's ability.

Below the task box, there is a "checkmark" on the left and a "fork" on the right.

I thought it was rogue software that I accidentally fell into when I downloaded a small yellow film yesterday, so I subconsciously clicked the checkmark.

Then, I was completely fucking dizzy, my mind buzzing like a hornet's nest, and then there were pieces of bizarre things spinning in my mind, and in the blink of an eye, I was unconscious.

When I woke up, I found a costume MM lying in my arms crying, and this costume MM is so fucking good-looking......

The reason why it is good to describe it is because only this word goes back to the basics......

After that, I heard this costume MM say a word softly, and I was completely confused.

"Wen Hou, I was also forced by Dong Xiang, and now I have lost my body, what face is there to be treated like this by the general. If Diao Chan didn't want to see the general again, he would have been killed by a headbutt early, which would have been better than being humiliated by Prime Minister Dong every day. ”

Mamma Mia, this beautiful girl in front of you turned out to be Diao Chan?

In order to prove that this is not a dream, I pinched my arm, I damn it, it really hurts, am I really back in the Three Kingdoms?

Maybe my stunned and wordless beating made Diao MM even more miserable, so she cried even more, and I could feel her smooth skin trembling and rubbing against my legs.

And her coquettish voice was so fucking tempting, I swallowed saliva for a while, but my eyes fell on Diao Chan's half-naked breasts.

As a veteran film critic who has been reading wool films since he was thirteen years old, I deeply feel that what the hell Sora Aoi, Maria Ozawa, and Diao Chan, one of our four great beauties in ancient times, can only be regarded as ugly.

So, my own brother raised his head in anger.

And just when I was listening to Diao Chan's cry in a daze, my mind suddenly became clear, and I saw a line of words emerging in my mind.

"Hurry up and complete the mission!"

That's right, the mission!

Only then did I remember the task in that app: "Help Lu Bu retrieve Fang Tian's painting halberd".

Then I saw the Fang Tian painting halberd standing on the side.

Just when I grabbed Fang Tian's halberd, I suddenly felt Diao Chan's body tremble in my arms, and then I heard the sound of a fat man panting.

As for why Fatty?

Because I saw a dead fat man rushing at me with a knife in his hand, and he was screaming.

"Lu Bu! You rebel! Dare to flirt with our family's beloved concubine! In vain, I will accept you as a righteous son and give you a miracle BMW! We've cut off your dog's head! ”

I was shocked, as a modern five-good young man, when had I ever seen such a fierce fat man, and he was holding a knife to hack me to death.

Besides, this fat man is too ugly, well, repeat, why use the word ugly, because it goes back to basics......

But the most important reason why I ran away was that I didn't have the consciousness of being Lu Bu at all, so I grabbed Fang Tian's halberd and left.

And I didn't pay attention at all, such a damn heavy Fang Tian painting halberd, I can actually hold it and still be as light as a swallow......

"Bastard! We're angry! The fat man chased me tightly with a knife, "Rebel! Stop for us! ”

"Fuck you, if you stop Lao Tzu, I'll be hacked to death by you!"

"You, you, you... You rebel! Dare to insult our family! If you have the ability, don't run! ”

"Fuck your sister, you dead fat man has a brain problem, don't run and wait for you to cut it!" I trotted all the way, and from time to time I looked back at the dead fat man who was chasing me, and shouted, "Don't chase if you have the ability!" ”

The dead fat man has probably never seen such a shameless person as me, and he was obviously stunned.

Of course, I have another suspicion, that he really can't run.

Because of just these few words, I have run all the way out of the pavilion where I was teasing Diao Chan MM and along the pavilion corridor.

And at the moment when I rushed out of the pavilion, I turned my head to aim at the fat man, but saw three words written on the sign on the pavilion: Fengyi Pavilion!

Wait, Fengyi Pavilion? Unfilial son? Love concubine? Dead fat?

I'm rubbing, this grandson is Dong Zhuo!

However, this did not affect my desire to continue running, because the dead fat man Dong Zhuo called a group of people to stop me.

But I'm Lu Bu now, you must know that Lu Bu and Chitu are paired.

In other words, Lu Bu and Chitu both ran very fast, so I ran out onto the street with a light body.

It was only then that I woke up, I took the Fang Tian Painting Halberd by the damn damn hand, but how could I go back? Now this is the Three Kingdoms, not that you can go home with a hand.

At this time, a few words suddenly came to my mind: run ahead, turn left at the second intersection, and then rush into the fifth room at the third intersection, and you will return to modern times.

Nima, do you use it like this!

I followed the prompts in my head, and ran to the front of the fifth room at the so-called third intersection, turned my head to look at the hesitant pursuers behind me, and crashed into the house with a single brain.

After that, I was woken up by a "dingdong" app ringtone, why is it woken up, because this "dingdong" is too ugly.

I found that I was still lying in the bed, so I rubbed my eyes, thinking that I had a dream, and then picked up my phone, and found that this "Time and Space Management Manual" app was still there, I clicked in with righteous indignation, and a string of dialog boxes immediately popped up, which scared me, and I calmed down, and I opened it one by one.

"Time Agent Level Activated, Current Level: Bronze!"

"There are currently 10 tasks to complete before the next level of silver."

"Bronze level benefits: You can perform soul crossing 1 time per day, and reset at 0:00 the next day."

"Activate the Bronze Rank and Acquire Skill: Ability Replication."

Then I saw the empty UI, and suddenly there was an icon with two words written on it: skills.

I clicked on it curiously, and found a few skill boxes, and in the first box, a very postmodern icon appeared, and after I clicked on it, a detailed description appeared.

"Capability Replication: The ability of the task publisher can be copied for 10 minutes with a cooldown period of 8 hours."

I was confused, and just as I was about to close the app, a dialog box popped up again, and I saw a line of words displayed on the screen.

"Congratulations, complete the [Mission] issued by the task publisher Lu Bu: Help Lu Bu retrieve Fang Tian's painting halberd, and get the task reward: 10% of Lu Bu's combat power."

Then I saw a bubble on the skill icon that read: "Click to use", and the next line of small print introduced.

"Given that only Lu Bu's ability can be copied at the moment, after clicking on the ability to copy the skill, the agent can get 10% of Lu Bu's combat ability in the real world."

I was in a daze for a long time looking at this line of words, that is to say, if I use this skill, in reality, I can have 10% of Lu Bu's combat power, I rely on it, that's Lu Bu, Lu Bu with 10% combat effectiveness, in today's society, it can also be used every second!

OMG~

What a magical app this is!

Just when I was about to be invincible, the phone rang, I looked at the name on the phone, answered decisively, and then heard the other side of the phone roaring.

"Hadron! Hurry up to the city's first hospital! Xiao Mo was beaten! ”