Chapter 6 Fus-Ro-Dah!
"Take your pants off ......? You're not kidding, are you? I turned my head a little stiffly, looking at Lin Qinghan who was whispering in my ear, I thought she was joking with me, and the next second she would suddenly tell me that she was just teasing me, but what surprised me was that when I turned my head, I saw Lin Qinghan with a serious face, and his face was full of five big words I didn't joke.
"Am I kidding?" Lin Qinghan blinked, and then gently rubbed my ears with her slender fingertips, and the itchy sensation stimulated my ear nerves to jump and jump, causing my ears to quickly warm up and become hot. Then the hot blood that welled up from my ears spread rapidly, all the way down my neck and all over my body, and the yurt beneath me soon bulged.
Lin Qinghan's thin, pointed fingertips slid down my ears from the side of my face, then along my neck to my collarbone, and then slowly slid down my chest, and after an unbearable itch, Lin Qinghan's fingers had landed on my navel.
"I'm not kidding, if you're not a man, even if I'm looking at it, it's nothing. If you're really a man, let me check it out...... Have you forgotten that Miyoko wants us to conquer the world in a month...... But we're only seven of us, so how can we conquer the world? Only you are the most special existence, because you are the only man in this world, if you want to conquer this world, you can only find a way from you, and I, thinking about it, think that you, as a man, in our time, the most likely way to conquer the world is to ......" As he spoke, Lin Qinghan's fingers slipped inch by inch from my navel and all the way to my crotch.
I felt my yurt be held violently, and a powerful and warm sensation came from beneath me, making me shudder as I exhaled in my heart.
I felt my heart pounding, and if I had been attacked in normal times, I would have subconsciously protected my key parts, but at the moment, I was a little excited...... I'm going to go, Lin Qinghan won't really want to check my body, right?
What I didn't expect was that at this time, Lin Qinghan suddenly said something that surprised me:
"Don't think that I'm a woman in the 25th century and don't understand the culture and thoughts of your men in the 21st century, I've studied the culture of your time for many years, especially the study of men, which has always been the part I'm most interested in~~" While speaking, Lin Qinghan squinted her eyes and held my second senior brother, and after a while of kneading, she actually pressed the whole palm on my sensitive part and then rubbed it like a scallion pancake, where does this ** technique seem to be made by an untrained woman in the 25th century, It's clearly an experienced mature woman.γ
Probably because Lin Qinghan saw my stupid look, she leaned her face closer to me again, and said softly:
"There's a reaction down there, huh...... Hey, I said, if you put me in your time, would I be considered a beauty, Wang Yong? β
"Count...... Absolutely...... And it's a first-class beauty......" This time, I didn't say it vaguely, but confidently. With Lin Qinghan's appearance, in my time, it was difficult to say that the school flower was a school flower, but the class flower and model level were definitely there.
"Then do you think that with your qualifications, it is possible to be with a woman of my level in the 21st century?" Lin Qinghan gently blew a hot breath in my ear, the fragrance of orchid drilled into my nose, I don't know what brand of perfume in the 25th century is, it is not as strong and unnatural as in the 21st century, this fragrance seems to be integrated into the human body, when Lin Qinghan's fragrance penetrates into my nostrils, I have a feeling of turmoil.
"......" This time, I didn't answer Lin Qinghan. It's not that I don't know the answer, it's that I know the answer too well. Indeed, a person like me, who is fat and not very good-looking, has no special skills except for playing games and watching movies on the Internet, it is absolutely impossible to have any intersection with the life of a beauty of Lin Qinghan's level in the 21st century...... It is only through this game of God that our lives have intersected...... It can be said that this is completely an opportunity given to me by God. I should have been glad, but listening to Lin Qinghan's words at this moment, my stomach was somewhat unpleasant.
"What do you mean?" I asked, squeezing the words out of my throat.
Lin Qinghan looked at me with a smile and said:
"Nothing interesting, I just said...... If you really are a man, do you want to ...... Sleep with me? As she spoke, Lin Qinghan's cheeks were still stained with a faint blush after all, and she gently pushed it on my chest and said:
"I want to come and go...... I think that if you want to rely on men to conquer the world, maybe it is the most likely way to be with you...... For example, let women all over the world conceive your child...... How about it, why don't we give it a try? As he spoke, Lin Qinghan winked at me with his left eye, his pale red cheeks gradually turned crimson, and his provocative and playful eyes were full of sexual innuendo.
I swallowed heavily and felt like I was sweating all over my body. I never expected Lin Qinghan to say such bold words so directly...... Have sex with me...... I went, even if Lao Tzu daydreamed whimsically, he didn't expect things to progress so fast.
"Hey...... Hey...... Qinghan, don't talk nonsense...... Haha, haha......"
Looking at Lin Qinghan with a smile on his face in front of me, I was so nervous that my breathing was disordered, and even my hands trembled a little.
Seeing my nervous appearance, Lin Qinghan suddenly smiled lightly, narrowed her eyes, and said:
"I'm not talking nonsense, look at your nervous appearance, in your time, I think you were still a virgin who didn't do anything, right? Hehe, it's right to think about it, with your appearance and stupidity, in your time, how can a woman like me look down on you? As she spoke, Lin Qinghan curled her right index finger and flicked it on my forehead.
Originally, I was still nervous in my heart, but after being hit so hard by Lin Qinghan, and seeing the proud expression on Lin Qinghan's face, a wave of anger suddenly rose in my heart for no reason.
I'm gone, ** people, look down on Lao Tzu, don't you?
"What did you just say? Say it again? Believe it or not, I ** you? I covered my forehead, gritted my teeth, and looked at Lin Qinghan angrily.
Lin Qinghan's words really hit my soft underbelly and reminded me of one of the most painful memories I had in college.
In fact, two years ago, I really wasn't as fat as I am now, and although I can't say that I am of a standard size, I am at least of average stature.
At that time, during college, I also used to like the senior sister of the editorial department, she took care of me very much, among the people she knew, I was with her the longest, no matter what she told me to do, I was willing to burn the ointment to finish, when she was sad and sick, I also cared about and felt sorry for her the most, I helped her buy medicine, I helped her catch up with the draft, I helped her run errands, I kept telling her jokes, buying her gifts, sending cards in the hope that she could be happy...... I thought that even if I wasn't her favorite person, at least I left a faint trace in her heart, but on the day of her birthday party, she didn't even notify me of the invitation, and when I finally found out about the location of the birthday party and spent all my savings to buy a birthday gift to arrive at her birthday party, what I saw was the scene of her kissing passionately with a tall and handsome man......
That night, I silently left her birthday party venue alone, smashed the birthday present I had bought for her, and overate in the dorm room alone...... It was also after that that I began to become depressed, and gradually moved away from the sun and laughter, away from the hustle and bustle of the outside world, locking me alone in a small space, and becoming a standard otaku, because I knew that no matter how hard I tried, my starting line was too low, and I would never be the opponent of other rich and handsome people in this life, no matter how much I paid, I would not get the simplest smile from the girl I loved......
"Yo ho, it seems that when it comes to the heart, what's wrong, can't I say? Single little fat man, is what I said wrong sister? Lin Qinghan straightened her waist, her proud round breasts stood tall and stood tall in my field of vision, I couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly my head was hot, I yelled, and pounced directly.
I pressed Lin Qinghan's shoulders with both hands and pressed her down on the big bed behind her, and then I sat on Lin Qinghan's lower abdomen with my butt and said viciously:
"Okay, you said it, you said it...... Fuck, a group of dead **, all of them look down on Lao Tzu, don't treat Lao Tzu as a human being? Okay, hehe, it's okay, the 21st century has passed, Lao Tzu has nothing anyway, he doesn't care about anything, since God has given me such a chance to go to the daughter country, Lao Tzu wants to play this world all over, even if the world is destroyed in a month, it's worth it! β
The corners of my eyes moistened, and I almost shouted these words with tears, and the next moment, regardless of Lin Qinghan's resistance, I grabbed the collar of her leather jacket with both hands, and then pulled hard, tearing off the buttons of her tightly buttoned leather coat.
Looking at Lin Qinghan's frowning eyebrows and listening to her exclamations, I couldn't help laughing insolently, but my vision was blurred.
Once, I was naΓ―ve enough to leave my virginity to the girl I loved the most, but now, I found that it was the stupidest and most ridiculous thing in the world.
How can such a thought not be sad?