Chapter 38: Three Birds with One Stone (I)
As soon as the front foot stepped into the backyard of the Division's Department, he saw Tang Ning walking out angrily with a bag of things. An Youran sensed that the situation was wrong, and quickly grabbed his sleeve and asked curiously, "What are you doing here?" How far away can I see the old man with your face pulled, shouldn't he have done something wrong again and been disciplined by Master Lin? ”
"Phew! You Brother Tang, I am smart and diligent, what can I do wrong!? Tang Ning rolled his eyes at Chong An leisurely angrily, "Don't be there, there's nothing nonsense!" ”
"Then why are you upset?" An leisurely blinked, her mind turned, and she pursed her lips and smiled: "Did you peek at which little sister was caught taking a bath!" The dog who scolded others is bloody? ”
"Nonsense! Don't spoil me here! Tang Ning angrily pulled An Youran's face with one hand and twisted violently, "Uncle, I was born in the wind of Yushu, and I have long stopped doing that kind of sneaky thing!" ”
"Come less!" An leisurely snorted disdainfully, "There are many high-level beautiful men in King Jin's Mansion, and we have two of them in Mingzhiyuan now!" Besides, Guangshizi, the demon town is in the house, how can it not be your turn to pretend to be a heartthrob here! ”
"It's different!" Tang Ning said seriously: "Those masters have strange tempers and are difficult to get close to!" What can compare to my easy-going personality, who does not refuse! I'm the best at soothing the hearts of lonely girls! ”
Hearing his self-praise, An Youran's eyes twitched, "Aren't you just promiscuous!?" Are you embarrassed to show off here? ”
"You're jealous of me, aren't you?" Tang Ning raised his eyebrows proudly, "Anyway, now the little girls chasing me are lined up, I can't hide, I don't have time to do that kind of indiscriminate thing, understand?!" ”
"Cut!" An Youran opened his hand vigorously, touched his cheek that was pinched, and shouted: "You don't put gold on your face there!" Left is not right, right is not right, you yourself are clear, what is provoking you? ”
"Alas!" Tang Ning sighed heavily, looked around, and made sure that no one lowered his voice and said to An leisurely: "It's not the torturous master of the Zhongyuan Marquis Mansion who is making trouble!" ”
Looking at Tang Ning's pained expression, An leisurely asked incomprehensibly: "What's wrong?" You are from the Ministry of Treasures, and you don't want to serve people directly, how can they torture you? ”
"Do you think you can be safe without just serving people!?" Tang Ning stomped his feet, gritted his teeth, and said bitterly: "Xiao An, you are still too young!" I don't know that people's hearts are sinister! ”
Patting An Youran's shoulder, Tang Ning said in a tone full of vicissitudes, "You underestimate the torture of the master of the Zhongyuan Marquis Mansion too much!" The means are so bad and the methods are so numerous that they are absolutely outrageous! ”
Afraid that he would enter the unit of 'Memoirs of Bitter Cauliflower' next, An Youran hurriedly interrupted Tang Ning's grievances and shouted impatiently: "Why are you so verbose!" If you don't want to say it, don't say it! I went back to the house and went to sleep, so I didn't have to wait for trouble! ”
"Don't mind!" finally had a chance to vent, although he was a little unsatisfied, but seeing An leisurely raising his legs to leave, Tang Ning had no choice but to give up, and directly omitted the prelude and said: "I'm angry because of Miss Liu!" She, I'm afraid it's really the Lord of Yama who sent her to pull Zhuang Ding in the world! If I continue to entangle with her, I will really go to the underworld to work as a coolie this time! ”
Hearing that it was about Liu Wanxuan, he couldn't help but arouse An Youran's interest, and he said urgingly: "Let's talk about the point!" What the hell is going on! ”
"It's not because of that!" Luo Han opened the corner of the package in his hand, which was full of various colors of fabrics.
Without waiting for An to ask a leisurely question, Luo Han had already elaborated like pouring beans into a bamboo tube, "That aunt didn't know which tendon was wrong, and she began to order the Department of Secretaries to find all kinds of red fabrics for her three days ago!" I ran all over the streets and alleys of Rongnan to collect fabrics, and she was not satisfied! He also lost his temper with me, saying that I was incompetent! As a result, I can only wander outside like a ghost all day long, so that I can't go back to my home! Look at ......" and said, pointing to his tattered shoes, "my feet are really worn out, and my legs are swollen." If she says no this time, I may be forced to leave the country, and I won't be able to come back for a year and a half! ”
He said pitifully, An suddenly remembered something, and his eyes rolled to his heart, "Tang Ning, you give me something, and I'll go for you!" ”
"You?!" Tang Ning shook his head nervously, "No! If you stab me in this case, I may die an even more ugly death! ”
An laughed leisurely, "If you continue like this, I'm afraid you will really die in a foreign land!" I want to help you! Women rely on coaxing, it's not that if you give her something, everything will be fine! Don't worry, I've got a way to get you to pay! ”
Seeing that he was full of confidence, Tang Ning asked suspiciously, "Is it true?" You're not lying to me, are you? ”
"Don't believe it!" An Youran shook his hand and was about to leave, "You just wait to be assigned to the frontier!" ”
"No, Bajie." Tang Ning hurriedly stopped An Youran, who was leaving, "Don't I care about you?" In broad daylight, if you don't serve by the Son's side, I'm afraid you will be punished by him! ”
Speaking of Shizi'an, he frowned leisurely, "Don't talk about that master, it's become more and more strange recently." As soon as I started work today, I told me that I don't need to serve, let me do what I should do! What do you think I can do!? What I should do is to follow him closely and be a cow and a horse! I really don't know what is going on in his head! ”
"Is it that the prince of the world dislikes you for being stupid!" Tang Ning smiled evilly, "Don't want you?" ”
was already upset by the abnormality of the prince, how could An Youran have the leisure to make this joke with Tang Ning, and immediately said with a smile, "You are going to die later, and you are still in the mood to make fun of me here, Uncle Tang, you are really not afraid of danger, you are a man!" Stretched out his thumb and made a 'like' gesture, "For your sake, I will definitely prepare a thin wine to worship you in the Qingming Festival next year!"
Although Hate An cursed leisurely, in order to escape the fate of the unpredictable future, Tang Ning still decided to be a dead horse and a live horse doctor, and said with a smile: "Brother Bajie, I know that you are the most chivalrous, and now my net worth and life are all entrusted to you!" ”
Looking at the package solemnly handed over by Tang Ning, An Youran thought about it and said, "It's easy to say, but it's okay to come and not be rude, do you know how to do it?" ”
This guy is really out of money, and he doesn't forget to rip off even at this time! Although Tang Ning was indignant in his heart, he didn't dare to offend on the surface, "Understood! As long as it happens, I will definitely thank you! ”
"Well said!" An leisurely grinned with satisfaction, took the burden and said, "You just look at my means, wait and listen!" ”
Tang Ning, who waved at the back of An Youran's departure, muttered in private: With An Youran's always lazy and ridiculous performance, why did he seem to have changed his temperament today and suddenly became so old-fashioned?
Although he was puzzled, but thinking that it was possible to escape, Tang Ning still happily blew a little song and turned back to the house to prepare a leisurely thank-you gift. It's a pity that he left in such a hurry that he didn't notice the fox-like smile on An Youran's face when he looked back.