Chapter 626: I Actually Met an Immortal
At this time, the foot of Mount Tai is quiet, after all, from the afternoon, the news of Mount Tai closed the mountain spread all over the country, and the General Administration of Tourism is very angry at the malicious hype of Mount Tai Scenic Area, and even issued a red-headed document to make all scenic spots in the country take warning.
Now Taishan Scenic Area is facing the penalty of suspension of business for rectification, starting from the afternoon, all customers who have purchased tickets can enjoy a full refund, all the mountain intersections in the scenic area are blocked, and no one can go up again.
I looked at the empty parking lot below, and if it hadn't happened, it would have been full of cars by now.
Because I made such a fuss, I am afraid that Taishan Scenic Area will have to endure abuse for a long time. However, this is also a helpless move, after all, flying immortals outside the sky seems to be a trivial matter, but once some people become addicted to cultivating immortals, sooner or later something big will happen. What's more, some sects will also accept disciples under the banner of obtaining illegal income.
However, compared to these, the cheating female star on Weibo is even more unlucky. This kind of thing is a well-known thing in the entertainment industry, saying that husband and wife are actually partners to make money, before and after marriage, they all play their own games, don't look at the glamorous outside, they are all rich people's playthings, regardless of men and women.
Soon, I arrived at the Nantianmen. At this time, there were no more people around, and I sat on the top of the South Heavenly Gate, happy to be idle.
At this time, it was already more than five o'clock in the morning, and the fish belly appeared white in the east, and it was estimated that it would not be long before the sun would come out.
I lit a cigarette and enjoyed the rare silence, I guess over the years, today is the only quiet morning in Mount Tai, and the mountains used to be full of tourists waiting for the sunrise.
At this moment, I saw three figures suddenly appear in the distant sky.
Holy, what's going on? Why are there still people here? And it's still suspended in the air, as if it's flat ground. That's awesome, isn't it? Although I can fly now, it is mainly due to the Sword of Heaven and the Getaway, and I can't do anything myself. But looking at the three people on the other side without using magic weapons, standing in mid-air with empty hands, I can't help but think of those worldly masters.
Could it be that this is an unborn master who has come to visit?
Thinking of this, I threw away the cigarette butt in my hand, wondering if I would go over to say hello, in case we met in the future, I didn't ask the other party to help me, at least it wouldn't be an antagonistic relationship.
I raised my sword and flew to the top of the Nantian Gate, and just as I was about to pass, I heard Long Batian's voice from the opposite side: "Yo, Zhang Wenbin, why did you kid come here?" You came just in time, and there are immortals who have come down to clean up your ...... Shangxian, this is Zhang Wenbin, his brother Zhang Wenxuan inherited the inheritance of the Demon Lord, didn't you come to investigate the person who inherited the inheritance of the Demon Lord? Ask him and he'll know it all......"
My day, this special appearance is really superfluous! How did you meet this bastard?
I was just about to fly away when I heard an old voice sound: "You are Zhang Wenbin?" Did you discover the passage to the Asura Realm? Kneel over, and when you meet the immortals, you don't kneel, do you want to fight against Heaven? ”
Kneel?
I don't know what kind of immortal this is, but when I heard this, my heart was really angry: "I'm sorry, I kneel to my parents, but I won't kneel to an immortal I don't know." ”
The other party was excited: "The little doll's tone is not small, if it weren't for my common surname and surname Zhang, I would have killed you with your attitude just now!" This time, I came with the Holy Decree of the Jade Emperor, and anyone needs to be restrained by me. Your brother has inherited the inheritance of the Demon Lord, and at this time, the heavens already know about it, and specially ordered me to investigate in the lower realm, and if it is true, he will be killed on the spot. Tell me, where is Zhang Wenxuan? ”
A fairy surnamed Zhang?
Zhang Tianshi? No, Zhang Tianshi is also the ancestor of Taoism, he will never speak in this tone, this tone is obviously a villain's ambition, it is estimated that he is an immortal who does not enter the stream. The more powerful the immortals, the more kind they are, and they will never be so domineering.
At this level, it's a goddamn fairy, it's really unlucky!
I didn't pay any attention to him, just waiting for the sunrise.
As a result, someone spoke again: "Zhang Wenbin, the immortal asked you, why didn't you make a sound?" Shangxian, don't mind, people who have never seen the world are like this, I have dealt with this Zhang Wenbin, and I don't know why this Maoshan faction gave him the position of head of the sect, it is completely a stubborn temper, and a child's heart is ...... It is said that their Zhang family has guarded the dragon vein of the Central Plains for generations, this family is really wonderful, if it can really be kept, then why do we have so many disasters in China? A swaggering family is not a pity to die......"
This voice was actually the voice of the great chief.
Holy, this damn ......
I looked in his direction and said, "Great Chief, why did you urinate in a pot with Long Batian?" Aren't you two mortal enemies? It really opened my eyes, hey, the enemies actually got together. ”
I was just about to continue to taunt a few words, when suddenly I found that I couldn't speak, and even my body was out of control, and my knees went limp, and I was about to kneel.
Holy, what's going on?
The immortal sneered: "No big, no small, how unreasonable is that an ordinary man and a vulgar man should despise heaven so much!" You have to kneel for me today! The Zhang family in the Central Plains, hehe, you are actually a member of that family, no wonder you don't understand the rules so much. Speaking of which, I also dealt with your Zhang family when I was in the Netherworld, but I didn't expect to meet you this time...... That family had ruined my reputation, and now I finally got my chance. Boy, give me a few kowtows first......"
My day, is this the work of the gods? This is a fucking bandit and a hooligan!
If the gods are all like this, it's no wonder that the Asura King rebelled, especially if everyone would rebel, okay? Who deserves this kind of treatment?
I held on to my body, but a huge coercion came, and I had no ability to resist at all. Just as I was about to fall to my knees, suddenly a ray of sunlight appeared in the east, shining directly on me.
The coercion disappeared immediately, and I grabbed the Son of Heaven Sword and flew towards the east.
The voice of the immortal came from behind: "Even if you run in front of Emperor Qin, I will still let you kneel down and kowtow to me." This time, I finally won this opportunity in the lower realm, and I will definitely not spare your Zhang family! ”
I entered that small world again, and I saw Gao Yang head-on. At this moment, he was holding a pot of wine, flying leisurely in the air.
I shouted at him: "Brother Gao Yang, take me to Emperor Qin, I have something important to tell." ”
Gao Yang saw that it was me, and immediately became happy: "Brother Wen Binxian, I came just in time, I stole two pots of wine from Zhao Kuangyin just now, our brothers will not return if they are not drunk......"
I walked up to him and threw his wine jug away: "There is a fairy here, I want to investigate the matter of your occupation of your wife back then, and take me to see Emperor Qin quickly, otherwise they will catch you and have no good fruit ......to eat."
Gao Yang immediately couldn't get drunk, and looked at me with a pale face: "Brother Wen Binxian, what you said is true?" This...... This...... The content of the historian's nonsense, how does the Heavenly Court investigate this matter? I...... I...... I'm not qualified to see Emperor Qin......"
I patted the Son of Heaven Sword and said, "It's qualified, you take me quickly, don't ink ......"
As a result, as soon as the two of us left, the voice of the fairy came from behind: "Zhang Wenbin, where are you going?" There is one emperor here, and all of them have to obey my orders, do you think Emperor Qin can save you? You are wrong, Emperor Qin has to give three points of courtesy when he sees me, and greet him with a smile......"
Gao Yang and I turned our faces to see that a white donkey was flying towards us quickly in the distance, with a person riding upside down, unable to see his appearance, but he was definitely not young, because his gray hair was really conspicuous. The Great Leader and Long Batian followed him like left and right protectors, with a flattering face.
This shape, how does it feel that Zhang Guolao is the old man in the Eight Immortals? Seems to be the one who rides the donkey upside down, right?
It's a day, what kind of grudge does our Zhang family have with him?
When he approached, Gao Yang, the unpromising emperor, immediately knelt down with weak legs: "Meet the immortals, I don't know when you came?" I...... All those foolish things I did were made up by the historians......"
The fairy came up to me and looked at me, and I looked at him. He said coldly: "In terms of appearance, it is indeed the descendant of that damn family. On your knees! Now, I'll see who can save you. Long Batian, after I went down to earth, you went on the road, this sword of the Son of Heaven will be given to you, and a mortal man dares to use this sword? It really doesn't make sense. ”
After speaking, he pointed at the Son of Heaven Sword, and the Son of Heaven Sword in my hand suddenly came out of his hand and floated in midair. Long Batian rubbed his hands: "How can this make ...... The so-called elders don't dare to resign, and the small one is accepted, thank you for the sword! ”
I looked at this immortal and asked, "Are you Zhang Guolao?" ”
Long Batian immediately called me: "The name of the immortal is also what you can call?" Why don't you get down on your knees and apologize? Don't pee to see who you are, you are not even as good as the mount of the immortals, and you are still shouting here. This time, I'll see who dares to protect you. Honestly kneel down and kowtow a few times and beg the immortals, what if he shows mercy and forgives you? ”
I dodged for a while, and was just about to fight back, when suddenly my body couldn't move again, and Long Batian took the opportunity to kick me and continued to urge me to kneel.
There were many emperors around one after another, but they were very smart, and they didn't come over, as if they were watching the excitement.
Zhang Guolao looked at me with an arrogant face, completely looking like a villain. I was very depressed in my heart, I couldn't fight back at all now, the Son of Heaven Sword was not by my side yet, although it didn't have any effect on me after my body was strengthened, but this humiliating way was really a little too much.
I stared at Zhang Guolao deadly, but he said to the big leader: "Go, pull out his eyeballs, and dare to stare at me!" ”
In my impression, Zhang Guolao, a kind of Eight Immortals, is a scattered immortal who has no status in the Heavenly Court, and a mere scattered immortal is so arrogant? What about the other soldiers and horses in the Heavenly Court? For example, the main battle troops such as the Mine Department and the Water Department are afraid that they are more powerful, right?
Now, I finally realized the difference between mortals and immortals. No wonder it is said that one person has attained the Tao and the chicken dog ascends to heaven, this one scattered immortal can actually be proud in front of so many emperors, and he does have their confidence.
It's really like going out and not looking at the yellow calendar, is it just to be cleaned up by him?
I was being beaten when suddenly a majestic voice came from afar: "Stop! No one can fight in this world without my permission. Your name is Long Batian, right? Either you get out now, or you die here, and you, get out too! ”
This is the voice of Emperor Qin, I turned my face to look, Emperor Qin came with a hand in his hand, with an inoffensive majesty on his face.
When he walked up to me, he raised his hand and touched the Heavenly Son Sword, which immediately flew into my hand, and my body was able to move.
Emperor Qin looked at Zhang Guo and said unhurriedly: "Zhang Guo, such a great majesty, do you really regard me here as your cage?" It seems that except for the Three Qings and Six Emperors, other immortals don't have the authority to manage me here, right? ”
Zhang Guolao jumped off the donkey, and said with a smile: "I came with the Holy Decree of the Jade Emperor." Emperor Qin, kneel down and receive the order! ”
Emperor Qin walked up to him expressionlessly, looking at him with straight eyes: "You mean, let me kneel down and accept the order?" ”
Zhang Guo raised his head and said, "Don't you have to kneel down when you read the holy decree?" Emperor Qin, don't let me be ......"
"Smack!"
Before his voice fell, I heard a crisp slap, and then I saw Zhang Guolao flying away, covering his face with one hand, with shock and anger on his face.
Emperor Qin took a silk handkerchief and wiped his hands while saying, "Tai Bai Xing has to talk to me politely when he comes, what kind of thing are you a scattered immortal who is not in the stream?" If it weren't for the fact that I didn't want to be controlled, I would have gone to heaven long ago, and you would have had the right to speak? There is one here who is all emperors, and you are just a swaggering outsider, I'm afraid you are not qualified to shout in front of us, right? Gao Yang, get up for me, dare to kneel without my permission in the future, I will break your legs! ”
After speaking, he looked at the imperial brothers around him and said: "Everyone, let me introduce to you today, this Zhang Guo is the number one liar in the Tang Dynasty, he is known as immortal, and he has unique skills, all of which are nonsense, but several emperors of the Tang Dynasty are convinced. By the way, do you know why there are eight immortals? It was because they couldn't resist Tianwei alone, so they recruited a few more people to help them carry it, and when this Zhang Guo crossed the tribulation, it was Lu Dongbin who helped him carry it, otherwise he wouldn't be able to carry the first thunder. ”
"When this person deceived Emperor Wu, he was discovered by the national teacher at that time, that is, an ancestor of Zhang Wenbin, so he held a grudge and wanted to take revenge on the Zhang family, but he almost lost his life. After Li Sanlang took the throne, he came out to deceive again, but Li Sanlang still ate him. You are all emperors, don't be scared when you see people from Heavenly Court in the future, from today onwards, our small world will no longer hand the control of Heavenly Court, if someone from Heavenly Court breaks in, just fight out. With your abilities, there is no problem in dealing with a scattered immortal. ”
Zhang Guolao pointed at Emperor Qin and said viciously: "Okay, good for you, you Yingzheng, you actually talk to the immortals like this, you wait for me, 100,000 heavenly soldiers will come in an instant, I will see how you can resist at that time!" ”
Emperor Qin said indifferently: "You can see if you can go back first, there are really a lot of people who want to kill you, no matter what, you are an immortal, and it will definitely be beneficial to kill you." Actually, I want to kill you too, but your life has already been predetermined, so you can go. Don't let me see you again, I won't show any mercy. Zhang Wenbin, come with me, I have something to ask you. ”
Zhang Guolao rode a donkey and disappeared, and the other emperors were still standing in place, probably suppressed by Emperor Qin's words.
I flew in the direction of Emperor Qin's palace, and as soon as I was halfway there, Zhu Di appeared, and he arched his hand towards Emperor Qin: "Emperor Qin, did you really decide to do that?" There is no turning back from the bow......"
Emperor Qin smiled: "Could it be that you really want to stay in this cage forever?" This was originally our grudge with Heavenly Court, but Zhang Wenbin was implicated, I was a little reluctant in my heart, you send Zhang Wenbin out later, if Zhang Guo is outside, you don't have to worry about him, someone will clean him up. It's been thousands of years, and it's time to surprise Heavenly Court and let them feel it. It's all emperors, who wants to suffer from this kind of! ”
After Zhu Di left, Emperor Qin turned his face to look at me and said, "Zhang Wenbin, I guess you are very confused now, why can I beat a scattered immortal so that I dare not fight back, but you don't have any ability to struggle." ”
I nodded, confused indeed.
Emperor Qin patted me on the shoulder and said, "Before saying this, let me ask you a question, why are the Chinese people becoming selfish and selfish now, and they don't even have a moral bottom line. Do you know what the reason for this is? ”
I laughed dryly: "How do I know this, it is probably the reason for social development, right?" ”
Emperor Qin shook his head: "During the Song Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty, Huaxia was always ahead of the world, but the people at that time did not have such qualities. The main reason is that there is a problem on the Heavenly Court's side...... Now, I will introduce you to the origin and functions of the Heavenly Court. It doesn't have much to do with you, but it doesn't hurt to get to know it......"