Chapter 395, and the sad days of respecting the forehead (II)
Fu Kangan ran all the way out of the gate of the Eleventh Elder Brother's Mansion, turned over, jumped on the back of the black unicorn vigorously, and said to the servants in a loud voice: "Go home!" ”
Naturally, it is Fukangan's own forehead mansion.
Xiang'er greeted her with a smile, "Why did the third master come back now?" Sister Shen came here half an hour ago. ”
The corners of Fukangan's mouth twitched twice, and the "Sister Shen" in Xiang'er's mouth was Rugui and Fukangan's trial marriage next to Princess Hejing. That's right, tonight is the day when Shen Rugui was ordered to sleep in Fukangan.
Xiang'er glanced at Fukangan: "At the beginning, this was still the trial marriage you picked yourself, why did you look reluctant?" ”
Yes, at the beginning, He Jing asked her sister to ask her and let him choose, but Nima only had two options, Rugui Rubi! At the beginning, Fukangan only saw that the two palace maids were very beautiful, so he chose the beautiful Rugui, not the charming Rubi. In fact, with the taste of Fukangan, I prefer the latter, but I am worried about the taste of Xiang'er, so I chose the non-enchanting Rugui.
On the night of the trial marriage, Fukangan regretted it!
This trial marriage was originally a thing that made him feel aggrieved - why, because the quasi-forehead and the trial marriage were qualified, and the purpose was to try to see if there was a problem with the forehead! And there is also a sleeping mother outside Nima's tent, who is responsible for recording the specific situation of rolling the sheets! This record is even detailed down to position, posture, time, and so on.
It's a bit difficult to get stuck on the record like this!
It's still thanks to the second brother, who came over, to give him a tip: pour two more pots of spirits!
As the saying goes, wine strengthens the courage and is more fun.
So, Fukangan was half-drunk and half-smoked, but this Shen Rugui and Nima were empty, lying on the bed was completely a piece of wood!
But when it came to the door, Fukangan also knew that he was pinching his nose, and as a result, it was naturally over quickly. After the incident, Fukangan breathed a sigh of relief.
As a result, the live record of the trial night was quickly presented to His Majesty the Emperor's court.
His Majesty Qianlong also specially called Fukangan to go, and teased: "It's a little fast!" ”
At that time, Fukangan just wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into! Not that I wanted to be so fast! At that time, if you change any man, you can't last long?!
Although His Majesty Qianlong did not tell others about this record, and of course Rugui would not talk much, but the events of that night still became the most unspeakable black history in Fukang's peace of mind!
Therefore, when He Jing proposed to keep Shen Rugui by his side, Fukangan was relieved! Hurry up and match this woman who disgraced him!
It's a pity that it backfired.
Trying to marry Shen Gege, who is now Aunt Shen of Fukangan, was ordered by Princess Hejing to come over to sleep in Fukangan for two nights every month.
Xiang'er said again: "Dinner has been prepared, do you want to pass the meal?" ”
Fukangan gritted his teeth: "Biography!" ”
Xiang'er nodded, hurriedly passed the word, and then said, "Then I'll go to the side hall, the sisters are waiting for me." ”
Fukangan grabbed Xiang'er's hand and muttered, "Can't you stay with me for dinner?" ”
Xiang'er pursed her lips and smiled, and said coquettishly: "I'm hungry too, but I don't want to leave it for you." ”
Fukangan sighed: "You know, I didn't mean that. ”
Xiang'er smiled and straightened the placket of Li Fukangan's clothes, "I understand, it's just that the rules are there." No one has a reason for a concubine to be on the table, and you are a concubine, if this rule is broken, others are afraid that they will even be able to say the words of 'spoiling concubines and destroying wives'! Xiang'er's pretty face was a little gloomy, and she said softly: "You should feel sorry for me." ”
Fukangan sighed, since he became this forehead, either he has to go to Hejing for dinner, or he has to be alone in his own forehead mansion, alone guarding a large table of mountain and sea delicacies, alas, even if it is dragon liver and phoenix marrow, it is impossible to swallow!
But if you go to Hejing, accompany Hejing to dinner, mom, this woman, where does she look like a cardamom girl? It's like a strict old mother! After three dishes, she wants to stare at people, and when she accidentally makes a sound when she drinks soup, she still has to stare at people! Even if you eat a little faster, you have to be glared at! Well? Why didn't she speak, you ask? What is the best way to eat?
Wait for the chopsticks to be put down, and Jing Bao Zhun Balabala will put all the indecent places on his table! It's a torturous eardrum!
Therefore, Fukangan went to Princess Hejing's Mansion to ask for peace, and would rather go alone and fill his stomach!
"Alas......" Fukangan sighed a long sigh, I really regret angering my sister, otherwise he would have eaten in the Eleventh Elder Brother's Mansion, although his brother-in-law will also dislike him as an eyesore, but my sister will at least accompany him to eat together, and give him his favorite dishes, and the most important thing is that my sister will not dislike him for eating too much and eating fast......
I really don't understand, why my sister likes He Jing so much, and He Jing loves my sister so much, obviously the temperament and habits of the two people are so different.
Stroking Xiang'er's soft little hand, Fukangan said, "I'll take a break tomorrow, and I'll accompany you back to see Mr. Lin." ”
Xiang'er's heart warmed, but she hurriedly shook her head, "I'll go to see my father myself, the old lady is not in good health, if you have time, you should go back to accompany her old man." ”
Fukangan looked depressed.
Seeing this, Xiang'er hurriedly stepped forward and kissed Fukangan on the cheek, "Okay, my lord, you are now a married person." I'm glad that you're always with me, but don't snub the old people. ”
Fukangan looked a little angry, "You are really virtuous!" "Where is the Xiang'er who occasionally loves to be sour!
Xiang'er was busy in Fukangan's arms, "You treat me too well, how can I bear to let your backyard catch fire?" ”
"Xiang'er ......" Fukang has mixed tastes, and Xiang'er thinks about him everywhere, it's too good to say.
In this way, Fukangan watched her concubine slip out of her arms, looked at the table full of delicacies, and instantly lost her appetite.
After a hasty meal, Fukangan returned to the room and saw that there was an extra woman on his bed.
Needless to say, Shen Ruguibei.
Under the soft candlelight, a little face as white as jade was particularly calm and soft, such as a demure and beautiful woman on the side, but Fukangan was not interested at all.
When this Aunt Shen saw Fukangan, she hurriedly lowered her head and called out in a low voice, "Lord E"
Fukangan rubbed his eyebrows, "I'm a little tired today, can I sleep like this?" ”
Aunt Shen was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look up at Fukangan, revealing a little surprised: "Sleep in your clothes?" ”
"Hmm!" Fukangan responded coldly.
Shen Rugui suddenly laughed, and she nodded hurriedly: "Okay!" ”
It was ...... to say yes so briskly and joyfully Fukangan raised his eyebrows, it seems that this Shen Rugui doesn't seem to like to share a room with him!
Under the dim light, Shen Rugui whispered again: "But...... If the princess asked, the slave would definitely have to reply truthfully. ”
Fukangan: This is what you hate about Shen Rugui the most! Damn, everything has to be reported! Ye Du suspected that his size was truthfully reported by Shen Rugui!
Fu Kangan's face instantly turned cold.
Seeing that the forehead lord had changed his face, Shen Rugui's face turned white with fright, and his body hurriedly shrank inside, "Forehead master...... You, you ......"
Fukangan sneered: "What? Scared? I'm afraid you can go to sleep outside! "-I hate this Shen family occupying half of the bed the most!
Shen Rugui heard this, didn't say a word, picked up the pillow, stabbed off the bed, and bypassed Fukangan, ignoring his bare snow-white feet, and ran outside with a smoke.
Fukang smiled comfortably, and finally drove away, and he fell into his own comfortable bed, and fell asleep peacefully.