Chapter Twenty-Seven: What Does It Have to Do With You?

Zhou slowly continued to postpone here, but Ji Yiyun changed his serious face and said, "Slowly, don't underestimate this little injury." This small injury dragged on into a big injury, and the consequences were unimaginable. Besides, if you hit the wall, you can't tell if you're going to break your bones. ”

Zhou slowly moved his arm and said, "You see it's fine." ”

Ji Yiyun didn't give up, and said, "Slowly, don't say that." Let's not talk about it from afar, let's just say that your new classmate Gu Heng at the back table, he recently fell to the ground in an accident and suffered a soft tissue contusion, which is not even today, and he still can't move freely. ”

Zhou slowly heard Ji Yiyun mention Gu Heng, and he blushed a little. She was afraid that Ji Yiyun would say about Gu Heng's fracture. After all, it was inevitable that he would have to tell her about it.

It's just that I'm really embarrassed to tell her. Of course, our Zhou has long forgotten that he has already told Ji Yiyun everything.

Listening and listening, Zhou slowly sensed that something was wrong.

Zhou slowly raised his head here, grabbed Ji Yiyun's hand, and asked suspiciously: "Yiyun, I want to ask, are this soft tissue contusion and fracture two different things?" ”

"Of course." Ji Yiyun showed a helpless smile and said, "So, slowly, are you here to make me deliberately tell jokes to tease me so that I don't worry?" If you break your muscles and bones for 100 days, if you have a fracture, how can you study and live normally! But if it's a soft tissue contusion, it's simple, take medicine and rest for a few days. Okay, let's go to the infirmary. ”

Zhou slowly finally rejected Ji Yiyun's request, and slowly walked to the classroom by himself. Her dejected appearance, I don't know when it will be better.

"Slowly. What's wrong with you? Gu Heng asked while clicking on the game in his hand.

Zhou slowly ignored Gu Heng. Because she was really afraid that she couldn't help it, she said what she thought in her heart directly.

Gu Heng saw that Zhou slowly ignored him, and looked up at her face like a dead man, and knew that it was estimated that he had made a joke just now, and Zhou was definitely sulking again.

Gu Heng actually doesn't think so much about Zhou slowly, but it's really fun to come slowly, and it's really stupid to come slowly. So Gu Heng just wanted to tease Zhou slowly.

Gu Heng handed over the tissue in his hand and said, "Zhou slowly, what is wrong with you looking like you want to cry?" Don't cry. ”

"What does it have to do with you whether I cry or not?" Zhou slowly saw that Gu Heng was still so calm and light-hearted, and he was even more convinced that this guy was a liar.

Gu Heng could only put the tissue on the table and said, "Zhou slowly, I said, don't listen to other people's fools, saying that women's tears are gold, you can do everything, and don't think that tears are detoxification." In fact, these tears are because there is too much water in the brain, and they really can't hold it. ”

"Guess there's water in your head!" Zhou slowly gritted his teeth and glared at Gu Heng angrily.

Gu Heng couldn't feel Zhou's emotions at all, and said to himself: "You see, if your brain is not in the water, how can you want to cry to death when you go out." Tell me, who have you been fooled again? I said, you can have a snack, otherwise you won't know if you're sold. ”

Zhou slowly ignored Gu Heng's poisonous tongue, buried himself on the desk, and began his own ostrich strategy.

"Looks like you know."

Xue Shuying's note always comes much faster than someone who realizes it later.

"It turns out that you already knew about it." Zhou slowly became a little depressed, it seems that in the whole world, only he is so easy to deceive, is he being played by Gu Heng?

The turtle on the school uniform is like this, and the spicy hot stall is like this when you meet classmates, and now it is even more like this.

Gu Heng said every time that things had nothing to do with him, but every time he couldn't get rid of him.

Could it be that all the bad things in this world are so coincidental, but it wasn't Gu Heng who did it, but he had to take the initiative to entangle Gu Heng?

It seems that he is really stupid, so he will be played around by this kind of person.

"Although I don't understand what is going on between you, I know it when I hear Gu Heng threaten you with his arm a few times. You may have been tricked by Gu Heng. He's not like that he needs you to do those things. ”

Xue Shuying finished writing slowly, but crossed out the handwriting at the first time. Seeing this, Zhou immediately grabbed the sketchbook and wrote: "I must have someone know the story of the child who herds sheep." The wolf is coming, and this time the wolf is really coming. I'm going to have to demolish him to my face. ”

Finally got out of school, Gu Heng thought that Zhou was so disappointed just now, so he asked Ah Liu to buy a box of chocolates.

The ancients said that there is nothing in the world that can make people feel more pleasant than food. What's more, this chocolate was carefully prepared by him.

As for the ancients? Gu Heng also.

Gu Heng held a box of chocolates and walked over Zhou slowly, before changing the chocolate to his left hand. To do a full set of plays, he Gu Heng is not a man who is easy to goof.

Zhou slowly saw Gu Heng's smile like a flower, so he stepped forward and said, "Why don't you leave?" ”

Gu Heng handed the chocolate to Zhou and said slowly, "I saw that you were in a bad mood just now, so I went to ask someone to buy this for you." The ancients said that they could cure all diseases and relieve all worries. All the sorrows of human beings are due to the lack of metabolic circulation energy in their own bodies, in order to maintain a low energy consumption situation. So, eat some chocolate and you'll be back to life in no time. ”

"I don't want to complain about the loopholes in your words that I don't know where I saw them, and I don't want to hear how many words you memorized wrong." Zhou slowly did not reach out to take the chocolate, but refused even more from thousands of miles away.

Gu Heng was a little amused when he saw this, and casually tore open the outer packaging of the chocolate and said, "Whether this is right or not, but it's always right to eat some chocolate." This is an imported product that I specially asked Ah Liu to buy, chocolate made in Germany, and each piece tastes different. This will satisfy people's curiosity more and you won't be depressed. ”

Zhou slowly took the chocolate, tore off the package, handed it to Gu Heng's mouth, and said, "Since this thing is so delicious, why don't you take a bite first?" ”

"Zhou slowly, why do I feel that your eyes are wrong?" Gu Heng finally understood that the creepy smile on Zhou Slowly's face was not something incomprehensible. Obviously, this guy is still very defensive about himself.

However, looking at her appearance, does she seem to want to fix herself?

Gu Heng was in a hurry, but Zhou slowly continued to speak, saying, "Gu Heng, in fact, you don't have to worry. I'm just going to let you try it first, and I'll make sure there's no problem before continuing to eat. In ancient times, there were attendants who tested poison for the emperor, and today you test poison for me, which is very cost-effective. ”

"Ahh Gu Heng almost squirted out his saliva and said, "Although I don't understand history, I also watch TV series." This one who tested the emperor for poison was a eunuch. Your brother and I are very good, and that aspect is normal, so I won't worry about you. ”

Seeing that Zhou slowly didn't say a word, Gu Heng, who had solved the problem he was most concerned about, finally found the problem. He pulled back the box very unhappily and said, "No, how could I poison you in the chocolate?" Besides, where does this unopened imported chocolate come from! ”

Zhou slowly hugged his shoulders like Gu Heng and said, "This chocolate is not poisonous at all, but you yourself are very poisonous." ”

Under Gu Heng's pig's liver-like face, Zhou slowly said: "I don't dare to guarantee anything else, something will happen to you." Thinking of the skin care products you gave me last time, I know what kind of goods you are. Who knows if you're going to buy me a bunch of expired chocolates. ”

"Believe it or not!" Gu Heng said that the baby was very aggrieved, why did Zhou slowly do this today? Why don't you usually see this woman grow an extra tendon?

Zhou slowly refused to give up, and said: "Today, you have to be this little eunuch for me to test the poison!" ”

After speaking, Zhou slowly and simply grabbed Gu Heng's left hand to prevent him from escaping.

"Why? You think you can stop me? With my feet on top of me, I can go wherever I want. Gu Heng said with a displeased face.

Zhou slowly looked at Gu Heng from head to toe, and said in Gu Heng's hairy voice: "Actually, if this is a normal time, I will definitely not have any conflict with you, after all, there is a huge difference in strength." But if you want to blame it, you're too weak now. If you break a hand, you won't be able to escape my clutches. ”

Gu Heng didn't like to eat chocolate in the first place, and Zhou slowly went crazy and wanted to tease himself. So he immediately covered his mouth and refused.

Zhou slowly grabbed his left hand and pulled his left hand away with both hands, and then, Zhou slowly forced a piece of chocolate into Gu Heng's mouth.

Gu Heng struggled, but it was really as Zhou Slow said, he who lacked a hand was really not the opponent of Zhou Slowly.

As the saying goes, the master is killed by fists, and Gu Heng can be regarded as a complete tiger falling into Pingyang today and being bullied by dogs.

Zhou slowly fed, his mouth was not idle, and said: "Gu Heng, you see how good I am, I took the initiative to feed you after you became a one-armed person." You must know that Yang Guo broke his arm back then, but Xiaolongnu has never done this. Xiaolongnu has avoided Yang for eighteen years. So, you might as well try it obediently. ”

Saying that, Zhou slowly attacked the soft flesh on Gu Heng's waist, prompting him to open his mouth without any defense.

No, Zhou slowly raised his hand, brought chocolate, and stuffed it into Gu Heng's mouth without saying a word.

Gu Heng said that he didn't want to eat this chocolate today, and stretched out his left hand to stop it, but Zhou slowly grabbed his left hand with his right hand. Seeing that this chocolate was about to enter his mouth, Gu Heng, who finally couldn't stand it, still understood.

As if his brain was out of control, Gu Heng's right hand directly held Zhou Yan's left hand. Gu Heng's right hand was of course more powerful, directly causing the chocolate in Zhou's hand to loosen and fall to the ground.

At this time, Zhou slowly showed a triumphant smile on his face.